Thread 939482576

S/Fur - Silly cat.

Finally I deleted most of my furry folder

floof

I'm still looking for a German shepherd in a WWII German uniform with blue eyes, kneeling in front of a map, and her name tag on the arm says Nicole.

Hey there! I’m a 21 year old girl from the US, a little adventurous and totally into turning up the heat during flirty chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries, especially when things get spicy. I’m super comfortable exploring fantasies and seeing just how far we can take it together. I’ve got a playful side that loves to have fun, but I also deal with some shyness, so chatting online feels way more my speed. If you're looking for some wild conversations, hit me up! Just add me on my favorite app: g-e-n-vu q (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

>make sourdough
>have to bake bread
>suddenly 30°C outside
Now it's hot inside too and I've already exhausted my heat-tolerance being outside till the limits of what my sunscreen could protect me of

>>939488726
I live in a hot and dry desert

>>939488847
rip
I'd rather a cool, moist dessert

wait... you can just buy cans of huffing oxygen off the internet now!??!?!

imagine how explosive they are!

>>939483629

If I say no, does this constitute rape by deception?

>>939488904
Daim Balltop is so fucking good

>>939489015
*grooming*
silky cat here.

>>939489290
how can a cat be silky?

>>939489340
covered in web-making silk spiders

I've been thinking, renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War may not be the smartest move:
- The SEO of "DOW" is abysmal thanks to the dow jones
- "DOW" is 5 syllables rather than "DOD" being 3
- Companies like Boeing probably aren't thrilled about being labeled "war contractors" rather than "defense contractors"

Starting to think this guy might not be the best businessman.

>>939489364
this or silk worms is exactly what was going through my head.

>>939489138
Possibly. Some arguments go at it from the idea of a "deal breaker", if the person wouldn't have sex with you if they knew about X, then deceiving the person about X to acquire sex would be an instance of rape.

On the other hand there are people that argue that even if this were the case, the person whom who wants to have sex with another person have the responsibility to gather the information about such deal breakers.

Imagine warping in and 3 of these are waiting for you

>>939489402

I don't know. That seems like a bit of a slippery slope. How honest do you need to be about potential dealbreakers?

>So, I killed a guy in Tennessee. But it was in self-defense.

>In the 11th grade, the teacher wouldn't let me have a bathroom break and I soiled myself in front of everyone.

>I don't care about your conversations. I'm honestly just here for the sex.

>>939489402
when are you and foxxy going to perform frottage for our amusement?

>>939489880
>>In the 11th grade, the teacher wouldn't let me have a bathroom break and I soiled myself in front of everyone.
i went to that school

>>939490056
Bro you gay.

>>939490124
no i'm not

>>939490086

lol

do your parents know you're gay, nick?

>>939490174
they know you and i had sex

Shamefur dispray

>>939482593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvI_UsP_7iA

pizzadilla with soup in it
k bye

>>939490925
You put soup.....inside a pizadilla???

awake
but at what cost

>>939492460
I need this robot

nick = homosex

>>939492419
Prolly bout $3.50

>>939493055
that isn't much
I need someone to send me money so I can buy a motorcycle

anyone wanna donate to the "Help Dash Die" fund?

>>939493148
me

>>939493243
how much will you donate?
I'll make a gofundme if you donate a bit

>>939493263
0

>>939493301
fag

This is attention whoring

>>939493350
lol

>>939493354
im just chatting with dash? what the fuck man

>>939493354
it's a joke
I mean, only partially
I would actually help others help me die on a motorcycle, but I doubt anyone cares that much
you don't understand how badly I want one of these sexy deadly beasts
that undertail exhaust, guh~

>>939493439
umunai doesn't understand
I'm telling y'all, they don't know what real suicidality looks like
they aren't gamblers, they don't know the thrill of dangerous shit

I promise you, if you help me get a piss missile then there's a real chance you won't ever have to deal with me again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZJRQ4oLzwLA

>>939493452
stop thinking about killing yourself this is why republicans want to ban you from owning guns now especially after that trans retard shot up a church full of kids

>>939493532
Republicunts can suck my big tranny cock
they won't do shit, and if they do then it only takes one crazy motherfucker to make them regret it
they're pussies, just like people who claim to be suicidal without ever doing anything suicidal

godly luck and I'll make a gofundme so you can assist my suicide

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

fuck, so close...

www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com

any failed suicide attempt is just attention whoring

Get a license first, then I'll buy you a fucking cheap car so you can gtfo

>>939493865
He likes to think about his suicide but not doing it. Only thinking. I had to deal with tests and listening to lectures because of my job, and it's a first time i'm hearing anything similar.
Like imagine you want to fuck a girl, but you only imagining, and even hypothetical condition won't make you want to fuck her.
Such a nonsense he is saying

>>939493865
then what is it when you say you want to die all the time, but have never made a single attempt?

>>939494022
I don't need a car because I have them here
they're boring
I need excitement, I need the freedom and the danger of a motorcycle
that's what will revitalize me, and make me feel like life is worth living

>>939494070
tf are you talking about?
I've been institutionalized twice for suicidal ideation, I've attempted it once, and I've done deadly drug combinations multiple times
it's laughable how people bitch about their life and saying they want to die while never once doing something that can get them killed
*that* is attention whoring
people talk the talk, but nobody else here walks the walk like me

I hope y'all feel real fuckin stupid when I take a pic of a 600
pussies

Lol.

Nigga thinks he riding lambo money

>>939494132
Never heard about your institutionalisation for suicidal ideation. I can't verify them either

>>939494643
lol

>>939494404
why would I need a Lambo when bikes are faster, much cheaper, much more fun, and dangerous?
I like cars, don't get me wrong, but I will always be a biker first and foremost

>>939494462
I was institutionalized in 2017 for putting a shotgun in my mouth in 2016, and wanting to go back again and try it
tbf that was mostly the Zoloft making me more depressed, but last time was earlier this year
tied a noose in the yard and that was an, "okay, I need to do something about this" moment
I was in rehab for two weeks, I got prescribed Prozac and Olanzapine
I can take a pic of the bottle to prove that I'm not joking, not that I need to
I just get annoyed at attention whores who bitch and moan about life while not even trying to live a little

>>939494643
I was actually going to start on either an adventure bike for a Ninja 500
but a little parallel twin is nothing compared to a 600cc supersport bike
>gimme that 500 pussy bb
that's what I need a man to tell me

straight up, I think people who are depressed just need more excitement in their lives
I'm not gonna rattle on about psychology, but if depressos learned to live a little, and try and feel a little excitement (which is what they're lacking) then they might feel better
danger is exciting to me, and excitement is therapeutic
sorry for being an ass about it, but that's genuinely how I feel
people gotta learn to live a little, adventure, and do stuff that's uncomfortable if they're bored with life

>>939494985
Depends from depression, if it is "utter boredom" then yes. If it is disbalance of neuromediators then no

Reminder that this all started because umunai told him to get a job.

>>939494837
A cousin of mine had a ctx for awhile before he sold it and got a 2020 car. Hes a Honda mechanic and probably got a deal on both.

>that's what I need a man to tell me
cum here and gime your bat pussy

>>939495206
I expected he would get better, not that he will return to the old ways

>>939495288
everything is a crapshoot with him

>>939495183
it's complicated
it isn't a cure, but I think for some people it can help
for me it definitely would, but I'm crazier than most

>>939495206
no, I've been dying for a bike again for weeks now
the boredom of life has been soul sucking which makes me thirst for greater sensations
it's why I do drugs, it's sensation seeking
tbh I don't know how you can just live with thoughts about death while not trying to feel more alive, it doesn't make sense to me

>>939495215
neat, that's cool
my furry friend is a welder and makes exhausts for Yamaha
when I get a bike I'm gonna try to convince him to get a Yammie so we can ride together
fuck my big fat bat butt

>>939495288
depression is two steps forward, one step back
hormones have made me a little more neurotic than usual lately
I'm not used to being full of estrogen

gay

>>939489138
Hmm, this is essentially asking if you are an active fan of a show. And the question specified 'are' meaning present. So if you aren't a brony at the current moment, saying no is the literal, and legal truth. Now if you were, then saying no is lying. But if you were in the past, but not now, then saying no is the truth.

Sort of like you were a Star Wars fan but Disney killed your enjoyment so you aren't one anymore.

You could weasel your way out of it in court by claiming you truly weren't in the moment. Though realistically, fandoms are always openly represented in bedrooms via merch - so we could argue that by virtue of being present in a bedroom where merch WOULD be present for a fan, actual evidence for said claim was right in their face and they should have taken in their surroundings prior to engaging in sex and the question was unneeded. No merch = no fan, Merch = fan. Pretty simple. I mean are you really a fan if you have no merch?

>>939495375
I say you should get a car first and rent a bike for a bit before you actually buy one. I hear time and time again about someone getting a bike, riding it for awhile and for whatever reason stop and it just takes up space in a garage and it being a burden.

Shoulda came to megaplex and those bat cheeks coulda been plapping against my sergal hips

These bots are getting more pretentious

>>939489402
I'd argue that if you are in someone's bedroom, you have FULL access to their real interests that are SFW. NSFW interests will be buried of course. So if they are into Twilight, that poster will be on the wall. If they like pony, MLP will be on the wall, on shelves as plushies, and the presence of jars with figures covered in cum is a dead fucking give away. Just as an anime fan will have figures and posters and whatever merch.

If you AREN'T a fan with merch, you aren't supporting the media, and can't be qualified as a fan. You are just someone who watches stuff.

And if you are in a hotel room - you signed up for sex at that point fucker, its a hookup so you don't get to care about what the person is into. If you aren't in their bedroom for REAL intimacy, you don't get to ask that kind of shit.

>>939496018
yeah, I hear that too
some people just aren't into it, but I've wanted a motorcycle since I was a kid
always wanted a dirt bike, but my parents never got me one, mostly because we couldn't afford it
for me it's a way of life, I see myself riding 'til I die

maybe next year, we'll see

>>939496125
Remember to not lose yourself in your fantasies of doing something or you will trick your brain into thinking you already did them and lose motivation.
Start making stepping stones to getting a bike, get a license and start driving for a few months first.

We probably going to MFF, we are supposed to meet a bunch of other fluffers there. Something to think about if you wanna meet new people and go to a con

>>939496811
A cat is a vote for me.

>>939496698
I start driving school in a couple days, and I'm hoping to have my license by the end of the month!

that sounds like fun, I kinda want to go to MFF
I just don't think I'll be able to afford it
we'll see

>>939497412
I failed my first driving test because I forgot to use my left blinker while I was parked to the side of an empty side road and moving onto the road.

Arent you in our discord?

>>939497898
oof, that sucks
my older brother failed his driving test 3 times lol
nobody took him driving and he didn't have a license, so I tried to not be like that

I am in the discord, I lurk and scroll through sometimes, but I'm so autistic I don't know what to say
feels awkward joining into a conversation with not much to say and then leave

Fuck yes, weed and gyros acquired, time for music and then FOOTBALL

It has been done.

>>939498355
?

Armenian Parsnip

>>939498259
I prefer baseball
for the booty
the sport is boring, but baseball players have the best asses

>>939498397
The no sinning, sinning.

tmi

>>939497751
goodest paws on here

More breeding

Y'all watching the game?

game?

The Game

Fincher?

>>939500827
Lol. I lost

>>939500827
FUCK YOU

>>939500827
>FUCK YOU
>Lol. I lost
Ditto.

How did the sourdough bread turn out?

>>939502414
double titty
double fun

mac n cheeze?

Y'all ever get 'the call of the void's randomly?
>Random desire to run outside and scream the N word

no?

>>939504500
Never? No desire to swerve into traffic? Jump off a cliff? Stick your hand into the blender? Nothing like that?

>>939504727
you're describing intrusive thoughts
I haven't had the n word one though, no.

The masculine urge to run into the center of baltimore and scream the n word

in fact I've been crushin on black girls again lately

"intrusive thoughts" aka demonic harassment

elaborate

>>939505032
Is there a penos?

>>939505075
Damn, I got hella demons then. Where's Constantine?

Don't recreate that one scene from American History X

>>939505090
extra-dimensional mind parasites trying to harsh your vibes, man

>>939505124
have you considered fasting, burning sage, self-flagellating?

>>939505170
.....no. I hadn't considered that

>>939505170
when was the last time you've taken something seriously?

what gave you the impression that i wasn't being serious?

you and dash are a lot alike

is dat sum 8butt?

>>939504044
that isn't the call of the void
that's just a passing thought
the call of the void is when you're in a situation like standing on a cliff or building and thinking about jumping with the void obviously being death
and yes

>>939505333
a match made in Hell :3

I think I want to dye my hair black and start straightening it
I know I'm twice the age I should be to do it
but if I'm going through puberty again and still look young, fuck it
I may as well try to be the goth girl I've always wanted to be before I'm too old

Time to be seriously serious

>>939505561
You are not and never will be a girl.

>>939505036
>>939505036
I'd post black girls but we're all out of pictures

>>939505956
damn

>>939506062
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