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Anonymous No.939483290 >>939483370
LoL they're sending him to Eswatini. The kingdom formerly known as Swaziland.

Hey I just report the news. You cant make this stuff up.
Anonymous No.939483370 >>939483414
>>939483290 (OP)
Him... who's that you are referring to?

Also why should I care?
Anonymous No.939483414 >>939483462
>>939483370
Arpeggio Kilmar Garcia or whatever his name is. And no, you dont need to care if you dont want to.
Anonymous No.939483462 >>939483573
>>939483414
Ok it's a guy who got deported by accident by Donald Trump right.

Shit happens. Moving on.
Anonymous No.939483573
>>939483462
That is correct. Shit does in fact happen.
Anonymous No.939483638 >>939483723
Me again. This one time I a whole ass pizza. On accident.
Anonymous No.939483723 >>939483789
>>939483638
Did you made it yourself from scratch? When I make my own pizza from scratch I usually bake the bread pies first so that I can make pizza for a whole month.
Anonymous No.939483789 >>939484044
>>939483723
Usually no, but I do like to DIY some french bread pizza and cook it in the toaster oven. Those store brand french bread stouffers pizzas went all GMO a few years back so I dont touch them anymore.
Anonymous No.939484044 >>939484080
>>939483789
You just need a normal ass oven my dude... the recipe for pizza dough is super easy.

Take one big metal bowl.

2 cup white flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon yeast
1 tablespoon salt (Some people put less but it's easier to remember this way just don't put more or it mess your bread pies)
(Mix all the dry components together and quickly add)
1 cup lukewarm water (not hot or cold this kills the yeast... like if you open the faucet it needs to be dead center and if you put your hand it has to feel just right to the touch)

Just mix that shit up by hand until it looks like silly putty and let it rest with a wet towel over the bowl. After 24 hour just mix that stuff again with your hands and you can shape with a rolling pin.

If you bake them for later use just bake at at low temperature 200 or 150 fahrenheit should do for about 10 to 15 minutes just so the bread start taking shape and don't stick anymore.

If you want to make more pizza pie just double the amounts of ingredients.

Bon appΓ©tit.
Anonymous No.939484080
>>939484044
>a normal ass oven my dude
Would you be interested in handing me a smol business loan in the amount of, lets say, $4 million or so? At prime plus one interest rate of course.