Thread 939496957

I saw one of these bad boys today. Maybe Elon was onto something

>>939496957 (OP)
I’ve yet to see one in person, but I’ve got some good laughs on reserve for when I do

>>939497031
i live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and even I have seen a handful of them

>>939496957 (OP)
I live near DC and see them frequently. I kinda like them even though they're mall trucks and not good at actual truck things. Yet.

>>939496957 (OP)
Elon is a nazi

car for racists

>>939498093
Cool story bro.

>>939498093
how is this not considered a universal good thing by now? people call me a racist nazi and i say yes of course I am.

>>939496957 (OP)
i see those everyday

>>939498182
>>939498152
> op bumps his own post
> retards reply
IQs have dropped significantly here over the years.

>>939498288
im not OP and since when is starting a thread and immediately abandoning it considered the thing to do? are you fucking retarded or something?

>>939498288
Cool story bro.

>>939498093
Well I hated it but now I’m sold. Thanks!

>>939498401
IKR.

>>939498426
nothing happened, israeli gov is killing some muslims with western money? with most of their country opposing further Gaza invasion

they aint conquering anything, literally played a victim card like rightoids always do, to get away with murder. just sad to see world bend over scared of word ANTISEMITE

>>939498513
I hope you arent expecting me to defend the immoral activities of certain das juden just because I am mostly right leaning conservative.

I do not support criminal terrorist zionism nor will I.

>>939496957 (OP)
Yea, he was on drugs. This is the dumbest car in decades and almost one of the worst made.

>>939498401
Your handlers can get you to support/buy any piece of shit they can come up with as long as they promise it will own the libs, huh?
>It’ll totally own da libs to lose your healthcare so we can more efficiently suck Jew cock!

>>939499363
i thought he was a nazi though. how is he a jew hating nazi and sucking on jewish cock at the same time exactly?

no. he wasn't.

>>939499363
You capitalized the word jews again, rabbi.

>>939499363
Mommy Nuri can sell ice to an Eskimo

>>939496957 (OP)
Profile marketing is onto something

>>939496957 (OP)
Still cool as fuck

>>939496957 (OP)
>meming
>redditing
>facebooking

>>939496957 (OP)
Stupidest and gayest shit I've ever seen, I flip every single one off in traffic

>>939496957 (OP)
most retarded looking vehicle in history

literally what an autist's idea for cool is

i give them the finger whenever i see one

>>939500453
i did not see this before posting this
>>939500573

ahahhahahahaa

>>939496957 (OP)
>axle is made of cast aluminum save for the center
>cast aluminum is insanely brittle
>engine not powerful enough for towing
>200 EV batteries make it crazy heavy with no real upside
>crumples like a tin can at the slightest pressure

Yeah na. Ill take my Chevy or Ram.

>>939500613
lmao, my bro

>>939496957 (OP)
logfag thread

Musk is a manlet.

is "i flip them off in traffic" the new tow the line NPC statement on teslas or something? is being flipped off by literal faggots supposed to stop people from buying the cars?

>>939500903
>>liberal faggots

I'm sorry you're so uneducated and dense you can't see how hard Trump has fucked you.

>>939500964
i said literal faggots not liberal. although you being so defensive it's obvious you're liberal too.

>>939500986
As you defend Teslas lmfao, Elon is a nazi and Trump is a /literal/ pedophile you fucking hick

>>939500986
HURR DURR DON'T INSULT TESLUR

>>939501032
trump is sucking jewish cock and doing tricks on it daily ive never said he wanst. but how is elon a nazi exactly? because he did the hand wave? that makes someone a nazi now?

being a nazi is based. fuck jews.

>>939501032
>Elon is a nazi
I bet it was Grimes who made him one that bitch could make a rabbi shoot up his own synagogue

>>939501071
He then went to Germany and told a white supremacist rally "don't feel bad about your past"

>>939501101
sieg heil I wish trump really was the new hitler but he's just a kike puppet

>>939501071
Elon's dad fucked his own stepdaughter, both of them have the mentality they need to have as many children as possible because white dna is superior. He told Grimes "I hope you're ready to have a legion of children with me."

>>939501131
so telling germans that they shouldn't feel guilty for things they had no hand in is being a nazi? god damn the bar has lowered so much. I guess I was a nazi years ago and never even realized it

>>939501151
You're an untalented troll that nobody is taking seriously

>>939501209
it's not trolling if it's facts

shane is really having to kick up his jewish defense protocol today i almost feel sorry for the tiny little guy

>>939497855
It looks like a vehicle you could drive in Runescape

You can actually get a really shitty Cybertruck in Satisfactory, I think it only turns right and it has square wheels.

The rest of the game is superb though, I highly recommend it.

>>939500453
>>939500573
i saw one on the highway last week and pitted it off the road. crashed into a ditch lol.

>>939501341
Imagine if every US president had to go visit the Great Wall of China to show how much they support China. Actually with the way things are going Xi might start demanding that.

>>939501498
and then everyone clapped

LA LA BU BU

Good morning fellers

>>939503432
G'morning, how're you

>>939501151
Accurate.

>>939503593
Eating glizzy, what about you?

>>939503668
Watching Daredevil and waiting until I cant procrastinate anymore.

So what kinda glizzies u got?

>>939503843
Korean glizzy.. two

>>939504374
Nice. I hope you're enjoying your Korean glizzies

>>939504480
I am. Also since you’re now my adopted son, you are forever supposed to only eat Korean food or taco bell

>>939504689
That's good, because I love squid and wasabi ;)

>>939496957 (OP)
Where do you live? I live in the midwest and have seen several of them. They are so fucking ugly! You could probably get one for cheap. Tesla prices are really sliding.

>>939504767
SQUID? I meant like the potato hot dogs

koreans eat dog and cat because they have no concept of what a pet is

>>939506249
>potato hot dogs
I dunno man, that sounds American as fuck. I would eat that every day though probably

>>939506547
I bought my Korean dog with nigga butt token..
>>939506800
It’s bussin

>>939506814
You know what else is bussin?

>>939496957 (OP)
I've seen several and they are the gayest truck any faggot could buy. They are pieces of shit that get stuck in very little snow and ice. They're for soccer moms, manlets and trannys. No real man buys this shit.

>>939496957 (OP)
They’re practically made out of cardboard. So much for the hardened tank aesthetic.

>>939506800
Hahaha, good find

>>939507055
What

But is it possible to walk around in it without stepping on an ant?

>>939507832
Idk I never noticed

>>939507799
Nigga butts, they're flying to the moon baby!!!!

We're gonna pass george droyd coin!!

>>939508109
I’m so glad you’re enlightening me to the world of crypto

>>939500573
I'm sure the driver gives a fuck about what you think, peasant. He's got money, you don't. What are you driving? Are the bumpers duct taped?

>>939507405
Thank you ;)

>>939508501
I know, it's great. The niggachain is bussin bro, it's cappin

>>939496957 (OP)
>Maybe Elon was on something
Yes

>>939507466
Was that after it did the Baja 500?

>>939496957 (OP)
those aren't allowed in my country yet

>>939510837
Why

>>939511367
it doesn't meet design/safety standards

>>939497031
What poor area do you live in? I see them daily (sadly)

nigger nigger nigger

Make sure to wash your tesla every day

Pickles

>>939496957 (OP)
>Maybe Elon was onto something
ketamine

>>939515282
It's called a Vega, if you see one again.

>>939518081
What

It honestly looks cool af.
Too expensive and not worth it though.

>>939518136
I've seen this exact one while out camping, in the middle of nowhere, and one day I'm going to build a flying saucer and make a time machine and time travel to the future to get myself some weed lmao

>>939520097
Oh I see

>>939497493
I'm in the DMV area too. Quite a few up in the North Bethesda area where all the Asians are taking over.
I think it's a great that it exists. Do I want one? Hell no. But the car industry is such a stagnant piece of shit the past three decades. Everything is converging into the same boring ass shit. There's almost no vehicles that are just wacky and out there and for shits and giggles. It's all just the most risk-free shit by the most risk averse companies on the planet. Most manufacturers don't even offer fun colors anymore. Even a fucking Mustang turned into an SUV.
So what if the Cybertruck is ugly? I want to see more weird and ugly shit on the road. It's better than the 90% off-white/grey/black SUVs and 10% vanity Ford F150s that will never ever see a day of actual hauling littering the road.

>>939496957 (OP)
This is a great video but the only real question of value is What do they do?

If my understanding is correct, these things are effectively manned robots

>>939520879
Unmanned robots

my milkshakes being all the cybertrucks to the yard

>>939521399
yes please saar to be bringing cybertruck video yard time.

>>939521399
this is a really neat project

tittyballs

>>939501498
Cute power fantasy little guy

>>939517592
/thread

>>939515282
Is that a cybertruck?

>>939496957 (OP)
I've see about 2 or 3 a week now. They only look interesting in a picture like that where that could be the moon behind it. Sitting in the Wendy's drive through they really do look like goofy ass cheap little shit boxes.

>>939526848
I've seen them a lot in like the past year or two as well. I think they look interesting in general, it's a unique looking vehicle

>>939527881
i've seen a fee of them myself

>>939528143
You just aren't ready for the future, anon

>>939522872
Thank you

Uhh

>>939530369
there was a bot situation around 4 am

>>939530369
Don't worry about it

>>939530638
What was it

>>939531730
andy six

>>939531796
Who

>>939532180
Funny poo man who steals my pictures sometimes...

Aslo known as the lead singer of black veil brides who hates the log meme

>>939532269
The Andy six guy is a homie

>>939532355
True, I'd bone him probably

>>939497031
You'll look like a weird ass lunatic. You know what most people do when they see them? Nothing, because it's a car and nobody cares.

>>939531730
well one of them replied to the OP and said it's a nice video. and another one said that the milkshake song was a "really neat project". neither made any sense whatsoever so they're clearly bots.

>>939532987
This

>>939534420
kot.

>>939534420
He's cute :)

Also g'morning, how'd you sleep?

>>939532190
Like the loser doesn't have enough threads

Is it weird to prefer Halo 5 firefight to Halo Infinite firefight?

>>939535367
It's weird to prefer any halo over 4

>>939499437
Anyone stupid enough to shoot their own car deserves to get ripped off.

>>939535446
3, 2, CE, ODST, wars 1 and 2 are better than 4

>>939535601
This meme is co incorrect it’s almost funny

>>939536255
Lies, 4 is prime Halo

>>939536265
you're right 2003 racing game cars are better

>>939534501
I slept like sleep. How about you?

Pugs are master drivers of cybertrucks

>>939496957 (OP)
I'm not sure he was onto something, more like on something.

>>939496957 (OP)
>bad boys
the 80's called
they want their slang back

>>939538591
with their horrible eyesight they and some dumb people are the only ones who would buy the trash bin

>>939539499
they have fine eyesight. they can spot a deer from 300 yards away

>>939539565
it is a dog breed known for genetic problems that people bred them to have

>>939539622
ok? you wanna cry about it some more or shut the fuck up?

>>939539634
they can't spot a deer 300 yards away they can barely see or smell anything don't get emotional

>>939539634
can't sustain an argument

>>939539733
im not getting emotional im telling a retard to shut the fuck up. you constantly bitch about my dogs why don't you mind your own business

>>939539765
emotional

>>939539765
awww, fee fees hurt

>>939539788
5 foot 6

>>939496957 (OP)
you hate the pedo maga shit coming out huh
illegal african musk made trump happen

>>939539800
4 inch mushroom

>>939538575
That's good, I think! I slept alright though, thank you. Still tired because getting up before 2pm is brutal, but it's fine. Anything fun happening with you guys today?

>>939539765
I, for one, like the pups

>>939539622
Actually pugs are incredibly healthy nowadays, especially with the care of a great owner like our boy here

>>939539812
Ketamine Klown

>>939540300
that was right after he got punched in the eye and a few days before his twitter crashout where he said trump was on the epstein list.

>>939540695
and?

>>939540749
he didn't want to be there and he's autistic as fuck and can't hide his emotions. you can call it drugs if you want but anyone paying attention remembers that press conference and how weird it was

>>939540785
>you can call it drugs if you want
OK, ketamine in particular

>>939540877
wow you really pegged him huh. good work there sherlock

>>939540908
Not a defense, Cotton

>>939541040
not defending him i think he's a mason faggot with a witch mom owned by the jews. I just don't see the point in saying he's on drugs when everyone already knows he is and it really makes no difference anyway when they all are. why not actually find out how he's corrupted and attack him for real instead of just saying ketamine like it's some revelation.

>>939540056
no they are not they just won't suddenly die most of the time because you bought medication to keep them alive from seizures and asthma and if it was just a few decades ago you would be buying them again and again because the average lifespan is 8 years now

>>939541103
>not defending him
>then tries to defend him

>>939496957 (OP)
Isn't an electric car considered woke? Because there are no problems with pollution and global warming? So isn't the Cybertruck for woke people?

>>939541656
they don't have seizures or asthma and my last pug was 14 years old before she died

>>939539317
Pugs!

>>939542710
you're lying because it's a documented common condition https://vgl.ucdavis.edu/test/pde-susceptibility

>>939540036
No, just charged and had Freddy’s for breaktis. I really am basically American now

>>939542919
im not lying and im done talking to you because you're fucking retarded and gay.

>>939542972
i gave you a medical paper

>>939542996
blow it out your ass nigger

>>939543007
emotional

Why is Shane so short and jealous of pugs? Is it because they’re bigger than him?

>>939542939
Pretty much, yeah lol. That sounds like a decent morning to me though.

Freddy's has good fry dip too

From the scuzz to the duzz to the buzz to the huzz

>>939496957 (OP)
They are fucking huge. Hopefully he comes out with a small truck like a toyota champ or the amazon slate.

>>939546770
They’re making a cybertruck suv version

>>939546770
It’s not the Amazon slate, faggot. It’s just the Slate

>>939547177
Ok, shill faggot. see what I did there? I could have just called you a faggot, but I didn't.

>>939546431
Huh?

>>939547139
Why? They only sell a handful of the truck. I don't see it, but whatever.

>>939547139
on the one hand that would be stupid as fuck but on the other hand is ketamine nazi elong

What is with these thread lengths? Are there that few anons left?

>>939548488
You mean these threads in particular, or /b/ in general?

If it's the latter, this board's been on its deathbed for years. Not as bad as some of the other boards, but it's relatively dead

>>939496957 (OP)
>sells you the ugliest, weakest, most useless pavement princess in the garage
You people are retards.

>>939549317
We may be retards, but we're retards with a cool car

>>939548488
4chan is red dead, brah

>>939548488
it's a dead board populated by spammers and fags like here who want to make it their identity because they can't survive on other boards. the only active boards are pol, trash, vg, vt, and v. this board only moves because of spam

>>939549931
pol sucks, trash is dead, vg, vt, and v are all the fucking same shit tier moist critikal repeats

>>939550450
what a completely wrong statement

>>939550498
proof?

>>939550972
https://4stats.io/