Thread 939504995

Celeb Thread - /Racing towards the End Times/ edition.

>>939505082
Why are you running?

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>>939504995 (OP)

..................towards?

hahahaha!! we've been shoulder deep for 40 years... we're almost finished.

THE END IS A PROCESS
not an event
even a full blown nuclear war
will not be the end

that'll be called NW1
nuclear war one
it's not going to be the end of the world

even if biologicals are released
even if it's catastrophic
it's not going to be the end

the 'end' already happened a long time ago

>>939505295
You must be new to the celeb thread. The OP is a schizo with a learning disability who, in the last thread, threatened to snap and murder his roommates. He's referring to that.

>>939505295
You are thinking of an end time to the Earth.

Not to The End Times, at all.

The fact that you think that "nuclear war" leads to The End Times makes me want to dismiss you entirely.

Because it is laughable.

The end of the Earth is nothing.

Go further.

I will help you if you want.

Screencaps of this thread will be used in the Netflix doc about Beady murdering his poor roommates. It won't be a murder-suicide because Beady is a coward. He'll flee, but he's too stupid to stay hidden long. In fact, he'll likely come back here and make it obvious where he's trying to hide, and the feds will pick him up.

believe it or not, FEMA has had a plan in place since the 80s. they are going to call it NW1

because well no one was paying attention in the '80s The military intelligence and governments of all the superpowers realized they should rethink their strategy regarding nukes

So they stopped planning contingencies for global annihilation and started focusing on LIMITED NUCLEAR THEATER

That's exactly what they called it
"limited nuclear theater"
small tactical nukes

very survivable.. of course it will wipe out entire cities but it won't wipe out the entire world

It's actually quite manageable

And the scariest part is our military has already made contingency plans for how to deal with limited nuclear war and how to respond with limited theater as well

Like they decided "well we're willing to lose LA Chicago New York and Miami and Atlanta but at least we won't lose the entire country.............

NW1.... NUCLEAR WAR ONE
(of course that rolls out the red carpet for NW2 and eventually NW3)

If anyone has a way of contacting and warning his roommates, I implore you to do so. They have no idea what sort of lizard brained creature is living with them.

>>939505327

DO NOT EVER... EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN....
......have I made myself clear, young man?

The End Times is the ending of all Hope.

The End Times is the obliteration of Earth-like planets in our transversal ealm.

It is a time without Kepler-452b.

It is a time beyond the end of our solar system.

It is a time WITHOUT ESCAPE.

That's why it is called THE END TIMES.

Thanks for making me laugh thought.
lmfao.

World War.

LMFAO!

The End Times is a lot more sinister state of being than people understand, clearly.

>>939505327

I'm not exactly NEW to much of anything

I am not interested in OPs melodramatics and histrionics

Im here to talk about whatever the fuck I feel like talking about...

and I can't say OPs roommate has ever been a topic I was interested in

NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ELVIS™
but first:

>>939505357
nope... sorry ....
You obviously didn't even read my words

I just got done saying
Even a nuclear war won't be the end times

I DON'T BELIEVE IN END TIMES

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD

AND JESUS NEVER EXISTED

THE BIBLE IS DISCOUNT TOILET PAPER

>>939505626
what's her name?

Aw, look Beady made a new schizo friend. Sure, there's a good chance it's just another one of his personalities, but hey.

>>939505654
>I just got done saying
>Even a nuclear war won't be the end times
>
>I DON'T BELIEVE IN END TIMES
>
>I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD
>
>AND JESUS NEVER EXISTED
>
>THE BIBLE IS DISCOUNT TOILET PAPER
When I am understanding such texts I am listening to a laymen.

What does it mean to a "person".

And when I listen to your posts, I read it.
A world war.

That is what I hear what I listen to such posts.

Let me comsume this post as someone who watches TV.

That is what you SHOULD be considering.

I will conisder this going fowards.

>>939505524

the 'end times' is BRAINWASHING
Christianity can't provide any evidence

So their only effective sales tool has been fear...

fear of this.. fear of that... fear of your own desires and happiness... is it a sin?

fear and threats.. If you don't believe after you die you won't go to heaven

isn't that convenient that you have to die first? That way there's no verification about heaven

IVE BEEN CLINICALLY DEAD 5 TIMES
100% true... five times... no heartbeat... cyanosis, the entire thing... DEAD

obviously I was resuscitated all five times.. defibrillated and had CPR administered while ambulances were called

but I was DEAD....

I'm not sure how many times you've actually died so far.. But I can tell you some inside information:

THERE'S NOTHING...
there's no Jesus and there's no magical light with an angel at the end of a tunnel

there's no heaven and there's no hell

there's absolutely NOTHING

What a great celeb thread. You've outdone yourself, Beadster.

Take the L. You can still delete.

>>939505853
>Take the L.
Every wasted moment of his life.

>>939505802
You have brought religion into Science.

Jesus. Heaven.

Religioun.

I am talking about science.

Please post a celeb along with your post as well, otherwise it will not be acknowledged going forward.

>>939505887
Now now, Beady. Be polite to your new friend. You share a diseased, parasite-riddled brain after all.

>>939505755

>listening to a laymen


That's coincidental.. because whenever I see somebody who can't differentiate between the singular and plural...

I'm talking to somebody who thinks he's a lot smarter than he actually is

it's "a LAYMAN*' not a layMEN

I bet you've found yourself talking to "those man"..... or riding in "A CARS"...

I SUPPOSE IF THE ONE SYLLABLE WORDS ARE TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU....

YOU CAN JUST POINT YOUR FINGER AND MAKING GRUNTING NOISES...

(by the way, I have the funniest thing to tell you but I'll be right back. I've got to grab my drink I'll be right back, MR. SPELLING /B/

Oof too late to delete now everyone gets to read this thread for the next 8 hours you are not living this down anytime soon

Everyone go here please
>>939504959
>>939504959
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>>939506010
I will reply to you shortly. Go to the new thread.

Bump

>>939505755

......................"A LAYMEN"

I have no problem with you considering me to be inferior to you somehow because that's what you do all the time.

I don't have any problem with you over compensating. You've been doing it for quite a while and there's nothing that's going to stop you from continuing.

In fact... the term LAYMAN actually fits me very well

because unlike you, MR ILLITERATE SCIENCE GENIUS... I indeed and the man who gets LAID...

....... a lot

In fact, I'm not sure how old you are, Stephen Hawking but here's a true story for you:

by the time I was 25 I had already fucked the shit out of over 700 women whose names I knew beforehand and several dozen who never told me their goddamn name to begin with...

And if you think I'm joking or LARPing or exaggerating or lying... you'd be wrong once again...

because it's 100% true...
That's exactly why I don't care how anybody perceives me because almost 800 women decided I was better than you

............... let me repeat that for you

ALMOST 800 HOT WOMEN AND TEENAGE GIRLS DECIDED I WAS BETTER THAN YOU...

And their opinions Carry a lot more weight than yours, I assure you...

It is not grammatically correct to use the indefinite article "a" before a plural noun
. The word "a" means "one," so it can only be used with singular, countable nouns. When you hear someone do this, it is likely one of the following situations:

1: a pompous self entitled computer sissy who needs to overcompensate for his lack of accomplishment by continually convincing himself that he's smarter than everybody

2: mental retardation

3: severe head trauma

4: being a nigger

which situation would you say fit you best?

>>939506495
post in the new thread NERD.

>>939505755

So basically what I'm trying to say MR BIG BOY...

is you could fuck 650 women tonight

And you'd still be playing catch up with me....

So I don't mind you looking down your nose at me Go right ahead. I'm an lol cow I actually enjoy it

(But if you only knew how I look down my nose at YOU?... I'm patting my dick right now, dude with my wife is making a couple cocktails for us and I'm sitting here laughing at your ass)

in my eyes, you'll always be less of a man

>>939505887
I'm ATHEIST .... idiot

lol wow

by the way

DISCLAIMER:

I do NOT think I'm better than you
in fact I'm quite comfortable admitting IM A LOSER

IM INFERIOR AS FUCK
I'm a pathetic loser
I'm a running joke
I'm a clown

and I do NOT think I'm superior to anybody

but every time people remind me what a loser I am... I agree with yhem

and I am always reminded:
"well, I know 800 women who strongly disagree with you and I"