Thread 939506772

we come up with mr. beast video ideas. I'll start...

>mr. beast gives 1000 dumpster babies a new life

now you try

>>939506772 (OP)
>1000 mixed babies in dumpsters. last one alive gets $1million

>>939506772 (OP)
Cool edge brah. You're so funny. Everybody always says it

>>939506910
oh, maybe, I haven't posted on b in 4 months

>>939506910
>I love this post so much my brain exploded, how did you think of that? I'm on the verge of becoming a full on paranoid schizo, so it's nice to get a little hit of reality when I feel like I'm about to get diagnosed with bipolar

>>939506772 (OP)
I would fly to japan and revive a new takeshis castle episode that he spices up in typical mr beast style, where he and his guys are the final boss at the end.
With Japanese players who like to appear in homemade, ridiculous cosplay.
Thanks to the cult surrounding the show, he should pull it off in a big way

>>939506772 (OP)
>>mr. beast gives 1000 dumpster babies a new life

but why? better for those lives to perish at a life stage when their consciousness aren't fully developed and they still can't remember

imagine when them growing up without parents and a proper environment, bringing life into existence and when you can't care and nurture it properly is one of the worst sins ever

it's better for mr breast to "give 1000 latino migrants proper jobs at their home country so they can stay the fuck out my mine" challenge

>>939509021
Well, I think you are the first person to call him Mr.

>>939506772 (OP)
Mr. Beast helicopters 50 contestants into Bir Tawil, equipped with desert kit, armed with a variety of melee weapons, from quarterstaves to maces, and dispersed throughout the barren, lawless land
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
the last survivor wins $10,000,000
there is no medevac
leaving the area results in immediate disqualification and probably being shot by Egyptian or Sudanese border guards
who will die from the heat? who will die from dehydration? who will be killed and eaten by their competitors for their moist flesh?
find out in Mr. Beast's most EPIC competition to date!

>>939506772 (OP)
Fucks fagot OP in the asshole then kills himself.

>>939506772 (OP)
mr b reast sends his top 1000 subscribers (most watchtime) to an isis camp (beast and his crew will be isis)
>20 challenges per round
>challenges start easy, get harder
>eg. start with stacking crates, end with killing your partner
>bottom place on each challenge gets limb cut off by karl jacobs
>winner gets mr beasts beastcock

>>939506772 (OP)
Mr beast campignss for trump for 2028

He gives ME $100k out of nowhere, randomly then checks back in 1 year what I did with it.

What if they lock a white house wife in a private jet with 3 black porn stars for 5 months?

mr beast gets 100 cute shotas blow jobs, and the last one to cum wins a million dollars

>>939506772 (OP)
I MADE THE GLASSES FROM THE MOVIE "THEY LIVE," AND I GAVE THEM TO 1000 CONSERVATIVES.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES ONCE THEY REALIZE EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

>>939506772 (OP)
He gives me a suitcase full of money.
That's it.

>>939511825
you could do the same thing with liberals: congratulations, instead of not being an NPC at all, you're just a blue NPC instead of a red one

I hope cherry is happy

>>939506772 (OP)
Mr. Beast eats all of his unsold beastables chocolate bars and dies from acne.

>>939506772 (OP)
I got the best video idea
>Mr. beast kills himself on video!!!
profit

I wanna see two black men transport a heatable bar between their erect cocks