Thread 939520016

Cozy Gay Thread: New day, new thread!

Man I've just woken up and it seems like we're both crippled. He from the hickeys, me from the gut rearrangement. He sais he's gonna make me breakfast in bed but didn't have all he needs to make it - so he's off to the grocery store and commanded me to only leave my bed if I really need to go to the toilet. It's so cute that he wants me to rest. When he was fucking, it felt like he was intentionally destroying me - yet now he's so careful it's cute. Can't wait to see what he's going to make me :3

O_O

He made me a full Irish breakfast and sucked my dicc while I was eating. Was a bit risky because I had to put my plate next to me instead of on my lap but we managed. Man... Cumming while eating feels soooooo weird xD but at least he's very caring. He's just thrown the dishes in the sink and has come back in bed to snuggle with me. So cute. I just have my undies ready to put on when the delivery man comes to bring the parcel... But I think we're staying in bed the entire day. Just a chilly, snuggly day.

>>939520083
>>939521100
Let him take good care of you. You deserve it after last night's episode hmmm. Ngl it did make me horny and it might have made me touch myself to your humiliation session. I hope you don't mind that. When you stay in bed all day do you mean you'll also have sex all day? Don't strain your butt too much boy, you've taken quite the beating. Also which parcel do you expect? And do you open for the mailman in just your undies???

>>939521501
Yeah today I got topping duties hahhaha. He just said "wake me up when you need a bottom" and then returned to his usual snoring. At least no farts this time lmao. And I don't mind you enjoying our tales. A bit hot even, that we can turn others on ^-^ I expect handcuffs. You know what they're gonna be used for haha. They're gonna level the playing field and make me truly do to him whatever I want without him being unable to resist >:3 and yeah I usually answer my door in my undies. Not much different from swimming gear tbh.

>>939521100
Ho Ho Ho.

>>939522865
Lazy days are great :3

I'm trying to take better care of myself in spite of my depression

>>939524340
That's great to hear!

>>939524340
let’s do this together anon :) you got this

if anyone needs to be told i love them or anything let me know because i really really want to be able to love on someone rn
and i love you all a lot ∩^ω^∩

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., curvy and confident, and I absolutely love diving into steamy chats. My favorite thing is teasing guys to see how far I can push them while enjoying the thrill myself. I have a wild side and I'm always down for some fun! Dealing with a little social anxiety makes it tough for me to meet new people face-to-face, which is why I’m all about those late-night conversations. If you're looking for someone to spice things up, hit me up! Just add me on that popular chatting app: j al-r o n n (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can’t wait to connect and have some fun!

>>939524957
We love you too, kitty! Just got the parcel so tonight is gonna be fun :3

>>939525723
<3
hehe i hope you enjoy your day of dominance and pampering, you deserve it after yesterday ;)
i think you had the whole thread jacking off to you
i hope he’s a good boy for you tonight

DIA DAOIBH, 4CHAN FRIENDS OF HENRI!!!

Roles are reversed (he's topping) and now that lil' shite's making me type something here! But the brat doesn't have his glasses on his snout so I reckon he can't read shite of what I'm writing here! Now do I spare or ridicule him? Ah well, bit of both, aye? Reading his texts got me in tears of laughter! So here goes! I'll mimic his cries of last night HAHAHAHA!!!

ME BOYFRIEND HENRI IS A CUTE LIL' LUXEMBURGIAN SHITE WHO THINKS HE CAN DOMINATE ME

HE HAS TO BUY HANDCUFFS TO RESTRAIN ME BUT HE WON'T EVEN REACH MY HANDS IF I KEEP 'EM ABOVE ME HEAD! WHAT ARE YE GONNA DO? JUMP LIKE A GRASSHOPPER TO GET 'EM ON?!

BUT IT'S CUTE ALRITE WHEN HE TRIES AND HE DOES REALLY HAVE A DOMINANT SIDE HE'S REALLY GIVING IT HIS ALL! JAYSUS KRISTE HE SOMETIMES CALLS HIS COCK SMALL BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FECKING GOOD!

FECKER'S HALF MY SIZE AND TAKES BIGGER DICK THAN ME, HE'S A FECKING CHAMPION SO HE IS! MY LIL' CHAMPION MA BOY!!! I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ENDURE WHAT I DO TO HIM MAN!!!

FECKING HELL CAN HE CUM ALREADY HE'S STILL FECKING POUNDING ME DURING ROUND 1 WHERE TAE FECK DOES HE GET HIS STAMINA FROM????

I'm so gonna regret not writing down what he's telling me to write down and just writing whatever I want but I love ye Henri. I really do. XOXOXO. Yes I'm yer big dirty cum slut. Yes I'm a big boy who's a little bitch inside.

By the way POST PICS OF THOSE HENRY VACUUM CLEANERS AS A REPLY!!!!!! He'll laugh his arse off!!!!

>>939527576
Man I don't know whether I should laugh or jack off at this. I am going to do both! Here's one image for you lovebirds! How do you even type that a with a dash??? Had to draw it on.

>>939527576
I sense a punishment looming. Can't wait to see what's next.
> I'm so gonna regret not writing down what he's telling me to write down and just writing whatever I want but I love ye Henri. I really do. XOXOXO.
I AM MELTING

>>939527576
>>939527785
>>939527923
Omg wtffff! He's lucky. So so lucky that I'm out of breath and that be milked my dick dry right now but tonight.... Oh boy tonight I'm gonna give him what he asked for. I WILL jump like a grasshopper and I WILL restrain him >:o But also... At the same time... He's so sweeeeeet... THIS DUALITY IS KILLING MEEEEEEE <3

>>939528492
hehe you guys are so cute, this thread's gonna get sad when Ruadhan leaves, it's just gonna be depressed catboy being depressed, UwU Anon complaining his loneliness, and you missing your bf's warmth and your bf's cock

>>939528738
Yeah I could go at lengths telling you on how I'll show him my butt on videochat but ah well... The missing will be a month. I'll get over that. It's much more important for me that you guys find your happiness than me crying about missing him for just a month lol. It's just that it's been an intense almost-2-weeks but I'm sure that once he comes over here in October and starts working on the 27th (dad helped him get a job here), we will still be very active together but life will settle down and become normal. In a sense we're already getting used to it. Sometimes we just have moments where he's on his laptop and I'm on mine, completely doing our own things. But it still feels different when being together in one house.

I'm very conflict-avoidant. He's too. So I don't think we will fight a lot. But still, every couple does so once in a while I have heard... I'm wondering what our first real argument is going to be about xD I mean, I don't really count the soda bottle thingy. That was just funny. ٩( ᐛ )و

Bruh and how he's just straight up teasing me "Yer gonna cry at the airport, aren't ya" I'm fucking THIS close to grabbing the handcuffs and chain him to the bed until midnight if he doesn't start to behave very soon! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))

>>939524935
>>939524425
Yeah I did the whole dental hygiene routine, went for a jog, and had a healthy breakfast

Hello gays.
Glad you guys are taking care of yourselves.

>>939530042
I've had more cum than toothpaste today (*≧∀≦*) oh God that sounds nasty sorry for typing that but mama ain't raised no backspacer
>>939531107
Ayyyy curlyyyyy missed ya!

>>939531834
Hey Luxemboy, hope you’re well.

>>939532094
Yeah basically yesterday my bf made me type a lot of humiliating messages while he railed me. I tried to do that to him today but he just wrote something else entirely XD >>939527576

>>939532565
Cute also hot as fuck.
Quit making me jealous you brat lol.

Okay, I'm gonna handcuff him this evening. Just reply with whatever I should do to him and it will be done (if within my abilities and his consent).

>>939533743
Btw I got 4 cuffs. One for every limb. That bitch ain't going anywhere.

>>939533780
Oh very nice.
Definitely should bite his nipples and maybe his lip while you kiss him then start kissing him all the way down.

>>939533856
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT TRIED A KISS TRAIL YET?!?! OMG THANKS

Also gonna tickle him to death :3

>>939533743
tickle him, grip his skull and make out with him don’t let him move or resist it, sit on his face and press and shake your ass into his face, spank him, choke him as you tease him
it’s his turn to be good for you ;)

>>939533856
biting his nipples very good

>>939533856
Is that an actual term? Because you know I'm not letting it die.

>>939534569
The kiss trail thing?
Yeah I would say so.
I’m a big fan of that type of stuff like biting and being bound. Also getting clawed and choked. I’m a bit of a masochist.

>>939533743
>>939533856
>>939534179
Start the kiss trail with sucking on his earlobe. Guaranteed boner. Also you may not be into feet but give it a chance. You don't need to have a foot fetish but if his feet are clean and he is ticklish like you said: lick his soles and he will SCREAM.

>>939534965
this 100% fuckkk
imagine him crying not being able to escape
make sure you give him lots of love and praise afterward Luxemboy

>>939534965
Adding to that: start the kiss trail with full body contact when sucking on his earlobe. Then lift up a bit for the forehead kiss. Then lip kiss. Then follow Curly's steps as you slowly move up. The more gradually he loses body contact with you, the more he will crave it again. Then when you are ready to fuck him, give him a full body hug after you've put it in.

>>939535093
Move down while lifting your body more up*

Thank you all so much, sounds wonderful, we will commence soon :3

>>939535093
the fact that some people can go into a game and just play it

Okay he's cuffed up. Now pretending to ignore him and being on my phone hehehehe... Noooo I can't do this to him xDDDD I really gotta molest him now, he's fake-crying!!! BYE!!!

>>939536881
let’s fucking go i’m so excited

>>939537774
Woooooo this was FUNNNNN!!! But again it ended with embarrasment @_@

It already started with me sucking his earlobe. He INSTANTLY went like "STOOOOOP JAYZUS YER GONNA MAKE ME CUM LIKE THAT ALREADY" so his earlobes must be REALLY sensitive!!!! Asked him to do it to me and fuuuuuuuck... that is indeed sensitive and hot!!! Anyway, I moved on with the kisses, bit his nipples and found out he has no sensation there whatsoever. He started giggling like "Bae, it's cute to see you try but I don't think I got any nerves there hehehhe". So I instantly crawled up and sucked his earlobe again to get him in a serious and horny mood again. Went down to his dick... the treasure! I sucked him for a bit but then decided I never actually gave him a handjob. It always came with a blowjob.

So I laid next to him and jacked him off whilst sucking his earlobe. Stretched the fuck out of my arm in order to reach it, but I managed! Helps that he has a big one hehehhehehe! And when he came I just kept sucking and jacking and he started squirming like crazy! Licked up his cum, kissed him, spat his cum in his mouth. I said "squirming already? I'll have you squirm you little bitch" and then I did the trail again, going over his leg... and when I was at his ankles he cackled "No... nonononono DON'T YE DARE DO NOTTTTTTT I SWEAR HENRI IM GONNAE FECKIN KICK YA HENRI NOOOOOOO" and he went NUTS when I licked his soles. Literally scream-giggling!!! It was so funny XD

But then I got a call. I was like "Not nowwwww". Just to be sure it's not a family emergency I looked who the caller was... MY NEIGHBOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no... Oh oh oh OH NO!!!! I picked up and he said "All good and well Henri, just need to verify... are you having fun little games or are you slaughtering a little girl? Do I need to call the police or is everything in order?" I profusely apologised and said we'd keep the noise down. He burst out laughing. Ruadhán burst out laughing. I had a face like a fucking TOMATO!!!!

>>939540066
After this I decided not to torture him anymore... but there was still fun to be had! So after some kissing and playful biting, I shoved a pillow under his back and lubed up my dick. I told him "try to resist as much as you can" and the fucker looks me DEAD IN THE EYES with the most neutral pokerface... puts on a mock French accent and says "Ou la la Henri are yu aveeng fun littol gaymez or ar yu gonna raep a beeg Irish guy?" I just couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. Everytime I climbed on the bed to fuck him again we both burst out in laughter. We both hurt our stomachs just from laughing.

Anyway, we finally regained composure, I put my dick in him and he started moving in all directions as much as he could... felt like I was on one of those rodeo machines. I just grabbed him by the neck and held on tight until I eventually came. Seemed like he enjoyed the choking because he was rock hard again. Now I wanted a REAL rodeo. Unlocked the cuffs, put lube on his dick. Put him inside me and then said "now try to get me off!"

And do you think he follows instructions? Of fucking course not. He grabs me with two arms, holds me tight to his chest and says "No... YOU try to get off!" And mannnnnn he started ruining me againnnnnnnnnnnnnn @_@ but it felt soooo goood that halfway through I even forgot that I was supposed to struggle and just let him rail me as I kept drooling on him.

What a wonderful guy. We're now dead tired again. So much for a "lazy day" :')

>>939540066
>>939540639
I wasn't planning on getting my dick out tonight but damn I guess I am! HOT!!!

>>939540066
Your boyfriend is funny but holy shit I would move countries after having my neighbour hear me fuck

>>939542637
Personally I’d get a bit of an ego boost but I’m a bit weird

Man I am sore O_O
>>939541521
Enjoy anon, shoot that load :P
>>939542637
I will not be able to look him in the eyes for the next five decades Q_Q
>>939542666
Haha, I must say, he has had his girlfriend over a few times and I have never heard a single moan or a single squeak of the bed. Does make me feel good that we must be doing something right if we are this loud :')

>>939542970
*posts a picture of a cat*
welcome to the cozy gay thread!
let's have a nice relaxing, cozy discussion today!
how is everyone doing? i hope your day has been productive and you're ready for some downtime now

>>939542970
Yeah definitely are doing something right if you’re making him growl like a wild animal.
Definitely happy for you two horny dogs.
Hopefully I can find a mate as wild as I am.

>>939543403
Working out right now just getting a bit distracted from Luxemboy.

Bruhhhhhh I almost had a heart attack. I said "Man I need to go to the toilet, put on some music because the sound is gonna be horrible Q_Q" AND HE GRABBED A HANDCUFF AND CUFFED ME TO THE BED AND SAID "No... I don't think you're going anywhere..." AND FOR A MOMENT I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WAS SUDDENLY INTO SOME ULTRA-DEPRAVED KINK AND WAS ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF!!! But then he just uncuffed me, smiled and said "Just kidding, silly bitch :)" God... I'm now on the toilet and I get that it's a joke (I even find it funny in hindisght) but mannnn there was a split second of fear there holy shit xD

>>939543403
KIMTYYYYYYYY *PETTTTTTT*
>>939543451
>>939543480
Hehehe just imagine that you're pumping a guy during your workout :3

>>939544322
Unf, if I do that I’ll start leaking.
Definitely after I’m finished though.
Need to release some tension.

>>939544322
He's already standing outside the toilet door asking if he went too far :') I love that he's a concerned softie. Ah well, I guess that as long as it's a prank and if we instantly stop when the other shows discomfort - there should be room for some pranks :P Anyway, he's gonna make some snacks to make up for it. Wondering what he's gonna conjure up because he got a shitload of groceries this morning. I know the dude's got money but sometimes he does know how to spend a lot too xDDD
>>939544404
A lil bit of a leak is good, then coom later at home, then shower - all done and clean! Though please don't coom at the gym, that'd be a bit nasty. (Says the one who got rawdogged on a fucking train jfc I'm a hypocrite). Then again, I've seen greentexts about gym showers so maybe you get lucky there :P

>>939543480
I mean I was still watching porn and playing games but I always had a bit of a guilty conscience about it and wanted to cut down on both but that didn't happen for a long time, I mean I went from watching porn a lot to masturbating a lot for sure, and from playing games a lot

Mf made an entire charcuterie board. Mannnnnnn. That makes up for everything. Also, this meme would literally be us :')

>>939544587
I have a home gym also just deadlifted 315 I definitely am touching myself after I finish the last of my workout.

>>939545957
Shiiiiiit, don't you have a spotter or anything with you? What if you lift that heavy shit and it drops on ya?

PR or ER.
Also deadlifting is on the floor.
If I did bench press or squats then yes I would need a spotter.

Whew.
I’m freaking done.

>>939546307
For some reason I didn't read the dead in deadlifting. One might say I am tired. How could that be? I'll let you make an educated guess as to who is snoring even louder than he moaned right now... I wonder if I will get used to this when we cohabitate x) If not, ear plugs it is.

>>939547461
good job strong man
you earned yourself a wank

>>939547536
Probably needs a c-pap machine tbh.
>>939547622
Wanna give me a hand? ;)

>philosophy class was cancelled today
>professor sends us a video on Atlantis to watch
Will my day be pretty good, how was everyone else day

Need a tongue bath.

>>939548544
Oh nah it's not the kind of snoring where he's like out of breath or anything. And I'd rather hear the snores than have all that machinery. Now I woke up to go to the toilet AGAIN x} And another reason not to have a cpap machine is that I wanna hear his sleeptalking. When I went to the toilet he literally bumbled "Don't leave me Henriiii" like how fucking cute is that?
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>939550320
Aw that’s so cute

>>939550457
I also like the complete nonsense ones that even get can't decipher once he's awake:

"Baking sodaaaaa" (That's it. Just those two words.)
"Shut up mom, I'm dead" (Was he dreaming about his own funeral???)
"Feckin' twink..." (EXCUSE ME?!)

But the weirdest one was when he looked so cute when he was asleep... I wanted to say "Awww you're so cute, I love you..." But RIGHT before I said it, he said "You don't mean that..." Poor boy, I even woke him up because of that and he didn't even know what he was doing in his dreams.
>>939550320
I keep forgetting my name tag lately. Sometimes it auto fills. Sometimes it doesn't. Odd.

>>939551078
That even he can't decipher* jeeez I need to sleep

>>939551095
Go to sleep Luxemboy you deserve it.
Whew I feel great now.

Good evening

>>939554127
Good evening fellow gay.

sweet dreams everyone

>>939554954
I'm still up though

Needs more bois kissing.

>>939555105
how are you doing? <3
>>939555131
agree

>>939555201
I'm good, making dinner

>>939555201
Then get to it. Start kissing them bois.

>>939520016 (OP)
Hey gays, what’s up? Wishing u all a lovely day/night <3

My sex drive goes up and down a lot

I keep on thinking about cuddling with a skinnyfat twink

Fuck I can’t sleep…

>ASL
female/21/US
>About me
Hey there! I'm just a chill girl looking to connect with some interesting peeps. I love gaming (especially RPGs), binging on obscure indie films, and sometimes I dabble in photography. Yeah, I know, basic, but there’s a twist! I’m also into urban exploration and finding hidden gems in the city. If you're down for some late-night chats or a wild sexting session, I'm game! Not here to waste time—if you're looking for a quick thrill, hit me up. I can go from cute and quirky to naughty without missing a beat. Just know I like to keep things spicy, so be prepared for some fun messages at odd hours. If you're shy, I appreciate a good meme or an unexpected gif (cats are always a win).
>Contact
Add me: ja l r-o-n-n (remove spaces and dashes)!

>>939552931
Bruhhhh it's me (without the green in the eyes and with a light tan)

Hehehehe I woke Ruadhán up with some roleplay. I was a nurse and it was time for his suppository. Unfortunately for him the suppository kept slipping in and out so I ended up giving him a paste instead
ψ(｀∇´)ψψ(｀∇´)ψψ(｀∇´)ψ

Bumping to keep the thread alive ٩( ᐛ )و

How does one find a partner or at least a friend at 25+? I don't even want sex at this point i just wanna like hug and stuff.

Third world country btw.

>>939563327
You might try dating apps. Also, it's risky esp in 3rd world countries to openly ask to date though. Chances are you might upset a straight guy. You could try this trick: go to a bar and say "I'm new here... Just walked into a bar and it was full of faggots, man..." Chances are someone might say "Ah that must have the Golden Unicorn (or sum shit), yeah that's a gay bar...". Now you know your local gay bar if it's not already on Google maps.

>>939564481
3rd world country so no gay bars, tried dating apps and people never like me, face or random pic, no difference. Is it just too late for me?

>>939564616
Ever tried Grindr? You can directly contact people on here. Though there are a lot of pervs there. If you want general friends, best way to start could be with hobbies or events. Music concerts are great for that. You can just start talking to people right away there before the show. But when it comes to hugging, kissing and raw ass-tearing SECKS... Yeah you're gonna have to look for online resources or get to know a friend really well and gauge whether they're gay/bi and okay with you making a move. Don't go and ask strangers out, ya might get punched in the face for that... Sadly :{

>>939565103
Keeps giving me "registration error" :(

>>939565298
Huh that's very weird :/ their help page has a link where you can submit a support request.

>>939565103
the last time i was on you guys, i was making a point about how i think i was being targeted.

>>939520016 (OP)
anyone else hate being tall and a bottom?
im 6'2 and hate being this height

How do I tell my cute boycrush that he is my cute boycrush? ;_;
He's probably at least ten years younger than me, and I wouldn't want to make it weird by just blurting it out, but I don't know what else there is to do. We've talked a few times and he's really nice, but he's always nice to everyone. I just want to cuddle and take care of him!

I hinted my online friend of many years that i kinda fell in love and now i don't have friends at all.
Heh, anyways... How's your day?

>>939566336
need a hug? we are here for you

>>939566193
so cute, how do you know him?
unfortunately we’re all retarded so i’m not sure how to give advice on how to approach that

>>939565962
I hoe you're not really being targeted that would be creepy :(
>>939566015
My bf is 6'5 and bottoms half the time to me (5'3). It's not about size really. Surely it is closer to the stereotype but never let yourself get led on by stereotypes. I'm not gonna be just a bottom simply because people want me to be the UwU pocket sized twinkyboy. Fuck it. I wanna put my dick in my bf. My bf wants my dick in him. And so it happens. Fuck height. You can't change it. It's almost purely genetic. So best just make do with what you have and find a guy who likes tall bottoms. You won't know how exciting it can be for a little guy to mount and conquer a tall guy?! I bet there's a short king top out there who can't wait to make you his <3
>>939566193
Well... This really really really depends on your ages. If you're 25... No no no no no. If you're 30, okay. But if he's a longterm friend, then you can be honest with him. You can find ways to stir around the pot but the simplest and easy way would be "Look, I've got something to tell you. I like boys - and you're one of them." But keep in mind, some friends still can't take it well and then this happens: >>939566336 but if you never ask them, you'll never find out. And if they're fr fr a good friend, they'll get over the shock and stay friends even if the confession takes them by surprise.
>>939566391
GROUP HUG

I’m a gay

>>939566405
He works at a place I semi-frequent and we have some friends in common, but don't really get to hang around very often.
>>939566492
Thanks anon, I'm an oldfag and do know for sure he's at least over 25, probably closer to 30. I'm almost 100 % sure he's gay though, but I don't know if he knows I'm bi. But I agree with you in that it's better to just get it out there rather than not, but like I said, I fear it might make things uncomfortable for him. Don't care much about my own awkwardness really.

>>939566492
No he just got a new friend(s) and blocked me everywhere. He didn't even message me about some money i owe him and had promised (and was ready) to return in a month. That little did i matter for him guess. And that was a guy I'd try to leave the country with, even though we never met.

>>939566685
That sucks man. Have a hug from me too

>>939566591
Aaaah if he's 25+ then it's definitely no problem. I mean, I'm 23 and while I prefer to date within my own age group (and I hope to NEVER have to date again in my life and that this is my foreverboy!!!) - 33 wouldn't be the end of the world lol. Doable. Also, when you say it, don't rush it. Create a comfortable atmosphere. Try to sit next to him instead of confrontationally in front of him. Leave some kind of open space, not that you might expect him to run away - but it's just human psychology. We feel more relaxed when we subconsciously know that there's a way out. And deliver it with a smile. Also give him the impression that rejection is okay, because nothing is more awkward than wanting to reject someone but feeling like an asshole if you instantly turn them down.
>>939566685
Damn... Well, as much as it hurts - and I am sure it does - you may have dodged a long-term bullet there. It's moments like these that show how strong friendships are. I remember when I was around 17, I had a friend/classmate I was crushing so hard on - but he sometimes gave off a vibe that made me think he was bi. I gave it my best shot and his answer was not "yes". It also wasn't "no". It was "Wait... you're gay and asking me out... BE HONEST, DID YOU JACK OFF TO ME LAST NIGHT?! I BET YOU DID, OMG, DIRTY HENRI!!!" and we had a good laugh. Turns out that he was as straight as they get but we're still good friends because he managed to make some good and light-hearted fun without hurting me with a flat-out no, yet also didn't stir around the pot and play with my feelings and told me instantly after the joke that it wasn't gonna work. Still got a hug out of that which left me with a MASSIVE boner and I had to go jack off in the school bathroom with tears on my cheek :') Poor me.

hhhey gays

Ugggggggggggghhhhh in exactly 2 days from now we will be departing for the airportttttttttttttttttt Q_Q it's just a month but jeeeeeeez it will be heavy. Luckily the friend who connected us will be coming over to my place to spend the evening with me after I've dropped him off at the airport. That'll take my mind off of it a bit. But I MUST NOT cry at the airport. But I just knowwwwwwwww he's gonna say something really sweet or funny that's just gonna make me bawl my eyes out :'(
>>939567347
KIMTYYYYYYY *pet pet pet*

>>939567390
Fucking hell... he was looking over my shoulder and read this post and he whispered in my ear saying "Don't worry, when I come back there won't be any time to wait and go back to your place... I'll fuck you right then and there in the toilet of the arrivals hall and the harder you cry when I leave, the harder I will fuck you when I am back."

O____________O

Why am I so hard right now? What is wrong with us? xDDDDD Well fuck it. He caused this boner, he's gonna have to make it go away now. Cya guys love you <3

>>939567390
∩^ω^∩ kimty’s here
don’t worry little luxembuddy we’ll be here to keep you company while he’s gone, and this’ll give you both lots of time to recharge :p
>>939567558
imagine how pent up he’ll be *gulp*

>>939567631
Ayyyy thanks ^_^ had my sucky and now it's all good. But yeah... a month of pent up sexual frustration... @_@ and then in a public location @________@ oh boy. Luckily his plans changed and his parents are flying in a day *after* him and not *with* him hahahahha. His uncle will come by lorry with most of his stuff in it. It's great to see how - when we first met - he said "well me parents are still a bit skeptical about all this..." and now they're coming over to help us move his shit into my house and meet my parents :)))))))))))))))

>>939540066
>Licked up his cum, kissed him, spat his cum in his mouth.
hnnnnng how did you get so bad
i can’t believe cute little Henri could do that

>>939569574
Sometimes I just get a wild idea and immediately do it and only afterwards I think about it xD Don't worry though, that would not apply to grave issues like cheating. I absolutely hate that! But when it comes things that are like "this could be funny and the outcome can't be too dramatic", I just do them without a second thought. At worst he would've spat it back out and went like "Dude wtf?!" but the good boy just swallowed it.

>>939569678
wow, you made him into your good little obedient boy so quickly. you must be stronger than you look ;)
that’s so fucking hot. i would just swallow it too, and probably thank them for kissing me. and it’d be even hotter if we made out with each other’s cum in our mouth
fun fact i always swallow my cum when i jack off lol…

>>939570302
Well I don't know if you've seen the string of humiliating messages he made me type in these threads when he fucked me but basically I have this power because he lets me and becomes he loves me haha. We really are extreme tops and extreme bottoms. We switch in the blink of an eye :p

>>939570302
>>939570759
Decided to make a collage of it. I'll have this engraved in a stone with golden lettering for our wedding :')

>>939571734
Adorable

Need bf…

>>939571734
fuck you two are perfect

called out of work, kitty needs catnap. i hope everyone is well

>>939574250
Probably had a grower monster cock under that skirt. I mean, I'm average but some small guys are packing M E A T O_o
>>939574103
>>939574587
Thanks <3
>>939574615
*Pet pet* All is well. I think I'm actually going for a nap too. Gonna use my huge pillow to sleep on now that I still can. He's watching a series anyway and the weather is shit outside so he could use a human blanket.

>>939574739
Yeahhhhh riiiiiight. I thought. I laid down on him, in my undies as I always am at home. Fall half asleep. He's kneading my buttcheeks a bit. Fall fully asleep and suddenly feel A FINGER SLIPPING INTO MY BUTTHOLE AAAAAAAARGHHHH... So guess who is on the toilet now to prepare for a fuckening? (*´Д｀*)

I'd like a 6ft 200lb guy with a thick bush and hairy body to cuddle

>>939576213
Definitely not 6ft but I fit that criteria.

>>939576418
Doesn't matter as much lol

>>939576490
Yee though some guys really enjoy that size difference. But yeah I don’t really mind if my bf is 6ft or 5’3 as long as he enjoys my company and loves my cooking I’ll definitely be happy.

>>939576737
That's me really. Not picky about height or weight unless he's comically obese. As long as he's in alright shape and has some style

>>939576815
Yeah I wouldn’t say I’m the pinnacle of fitness but I am slowly getting more fit.
Hmm maybe should consider a wardrobe change though.

I'd like an aneros progasm ice to use its p-tab to absolutely destroy my taint and make it all sore while leaving me with zero orgasm

>>939575787
so how was it, slut?

Ruadhán is so lucky he has a cute little twink he can fuck whenever he pleases i hope he treats you like a prince
i’d eat your ass all fucking day long until you’re sobbing crying from all the whimpers

Could a v v girly outfit and a wand give a gay boy a lot of the "sissy" experience?
Sometimes I feel like gays are more straight-laced than actual str8oids...

Hopefully one day I can get a twink to manhandle.

>>939579196
if he’s into sissificiation he’d love that. what do you plan to do with him?

>>939579207
hnnnng
would you be a bit rough with him? not painful per se but throw him around a lil like your toy as you fuck him?

>>939579506
I’d definitely make sure to just carry him around and just pin his ass to the wall and have him drooling until I impregnate him. Then just have him clean me up with his mouth while I call him a good boy.

>>939579588
you’d be the perfect man
i bet your grip is so strong, you’d be able to hold my scrawny self in place and just do whatever

>>939579482
He's gay and as I understand it, sissification is a straight / bi guy fetish only...
I just want him to associate wearing girly clothes to feeling horny and submissive, and to cumming handsfree ^^ milk then bum the lad in a one piece swimsuit and such.

>>939579482
he's getting into bottoming and crossdressing atm, I just want to tie the crossdressing together with the other stuff and make it push him into submission a little.
making it totally mundane wouldn't work for that, then it'd just be a bit of decoration for me to enjoy.

wish i had a loving protective owner

>>939578440
Well it was oddly extremely soothing! After I had cleaned up he felt a bit sorry for having awoken me in my sleep so he carried me to bed (picked me up bridal style and gently put me down). Told me to close my eyes and just relax. Let him do all the work and just try to relax as muuuuch as possible as if I'm trying to sleep. And I just let my body go limp a bit as if I were sleeping on my side.... He just fucked me soooooo gently and slow and held me sooooo tight. Man I felt that love with every slow thrust as he gave soft kisses on my neck. It even felt so soothing that I really did fall half asleep, but then I'd get waken up by the sensation of his dick and kisses everytime I dozed off. Like an in-and-out-trace. Super hypnotic! Very enjoyable! I'll do it to him tonight too! Bet ya he will love it <3
>>939578789
Hahhahah believe me that boy knows how to make me cry - but for every tear I shed I make sure he gets one back hehehehe. I know his balls are suuuuuuper sensitive so if he ever gets the feeling that he can manhandle me however he sees fit... My hand is gonna go down there and give him a smalllllll correction ψ(｀∇´)ψ
>>939580266
For now you'll have to do with our pets but I hope you find that owner soon! *pet*


Going out on a super romantic date now: late-evening McDonald's!

>>939580266
you sure deserve one, kitty cat

>>939580775
It's a double date! My friend and her girlfriend are joining too! Fucking gay party let's gooooooooooo!!!!

>>939581060
sounds very gay

>>939574250
I fuck you all night boy.
Got a discord?

>>939580775
>>939581050
/b/ pets make me happy
kitty shy and sleepy today

>>939582145
Come cuddle

I'm so lonely and horny that I could have sex with a w*man.

>>939582049
Probably not your type since I’m a bear.

>>939582195
(/ _ ; ) shyyy
idk i don’t want to make you feel weird :(
you’re okay cuddling a kitty boy?

>>939581729
It is!
>>939582145
Ooooh I like drooling a lot. I use Ruadhán as a napkin sometimes.
>>939582310
You'd really go for a... Vaginator?! OMG NO, WE'RE LOSING HIM!!! Jk I'm bi as well but I'm not interested in coochie anymore. Not even in any other dick or ass than his. We tried to put on some porn just for fun but... Why look at them when we can look at each other? In the back of my head I still wonder how a vagina would feel like but... I don't care that much to find out. I could die without it and as the way things are, I don't really feel like having a threesome to find out. Maybe that changes in the future but I doubt it will be a big issue. Definitely not a priority and definitely don't feel like we should be involving others in the first few years. I'm just superduper jelly & posessive and so is he. We promised to hickeybomb the fuck out of each other before we go to the airport. To make others know that we are T A K E N!!!!!

HOW DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER KEEP EATING LIKE A TRUCK?! WHY IS MY BOY NOT OBESE YET?! Just eats 40 nuggies as a LATE NIGHT SNACK and then still STOLE one of mine (not that I could finish that one lmao). Now I know why this fucker keeps farting in my bed. Gonna see what surprise awaits me tomorrow morning... But if he's going to be stinky, I'm gonna need you guys to come up with a punishment for him!
Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

>>939582993
hehe finally a bi chooses the right side :3

i’m being really bad and can’t stop thinking about a strong dom guy sucking on my little cock
it’s so hard and been leaking all day
i haven’t touched myself in a couple weeks just trying to see how long i can push myself
i’ve been humping my pillow like all day, if i had an bf i’d probably be subconsciously grabbing and humping him right now without even realizing @.@

>>939584406
Would you cum for me?

>>939584532
you’d actually let me hump and rub my throbbing cock on your body?
that makes me so shy because i want to be a good kitty but if you made me feel safe and told me i was allowed to i’d absolutely cum for you, i just might make a mess on you is all… i’m so pent up that even i want to mount and hump someone

>>939584642
I’d love to clean up your mess just lick you all up. Though you’d definitely need to return the favor ;)

>>939584976
i will i will!
would you suck me off if i sucked you?

>>939584406
Idk if i would let you hump me, nor if I would hump you since idk what you look like but you are a very sweet soul and would very much like to give you a huggiest hug

>>939585342
:3 thank you so so much anon i’d give you a hug too!

>>939585247
Of course I’d make your toes curl and suck you until you had to tell me to stop.

Oooooo kitty and curly are getting it onnnnnnnnn!!! Hot stuffffffffff!!!
(≧∇≦)(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ∩^ω^∩

>>939585519
purrrr
would you keep going even after i cum? i’d be squirm moaning whimpering for you to stop but you’d just grip my thighs and keep me from resisting it until my eye rolls back
then when you’re done and you lift yourself back up to my face to kiss me i’ll sit myself up and just plop right down onto your lap. i’d be so exhausted i’d pull your pants down and just be able to give your big cock little licks until i start to taste your salty precum and smell your musk and i wake up and start licking faster and faster until i take the whole thing in my throat

>>939585548
hey don’t look :O
(ノ_<)

>>939585941
Ay ay ay as if you haven't been peeping into my bedroom the last two weeks hehehhee. Admittedly, I kept the door wide open - but your action is also there for the world to see. And I'm enjoying it. Now be a good exhibitionist kitty and show us your naughty side with Curly (๑>◡<๑)

>>939585904
Mmm I’d love you to suck on my balls and savor my scent in your nose just taste how potent my cum is. I’d be a bit concerned if you could swallow all of me though wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
Though I’d love to face fuck you if you could take it.

>>939586042
no i’m not naughty i’m good! i don’t know why i’m acting this wayyy ><“
and i wasn’t looking! i was just kinda curious because watching your big bf make love to was just ummm really funny so i was like just curious i wasn’t actually looking i just thought it was interesting because is kitty boys are really good and don’t do that and…
>>939586056
!!!
face fuck me hnnnng why did that excite me so much
can i start off just licking up and down before i take the whole thing in? it’s really big and i’m scared
*i can’t stop staring at it with wide eyes and drool down my mouth*
and yeah you smell so so good it makes it so hard for me to pull away…

Um... I'm new to 4chan. Don't you ever exchange private/direct contact information to stay in touch? Aren't you worried that "anon" might disappear one day? Don't you want to take things further?

Get a room guys...

>>939586352
People post their contact info all the time, especially on boards dedicated to such endeavors like /soc/

>>939586402
Oh okay, I understand. I wasn't aware xD

>>939586473
It's cool sweetie

>>939586491
^///^

>>939586543
:3

WELL WELL WELL it seems like mr. Henri is more preoccupied with his phone and writing messages (to a cat?) than the show that we're watching so consider this phone CONFISCATED!!! Don't worry about Henri. He's safe and sound buried with his cute face under the cheeks of me arse. Figured that if he won't watch the show he's not gonna mind havin his view a bit obstructed aye?! Now I won't stay to chat here. Got some bratty business to attend to. I think I hear some mumbling so I do but I can't hear him. He's gotta speak up a bit! Maybe if that feckin eejit starts using more tongue, I'll give him some room to breathe!

Anyway OÍCHE MHAITH GOBSHITES
Maybe he will survive
Maybe he will succumb
Just know he's enjoying himself
Locking his phone now

>>939586374
(ノ_<) sorry sorry sorry i don’t know what’s wrong with meee

>>939586671
Ruadhán do you happen to have a twin brother i can have

>>939586671
SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE HAHAHAHA ALL POINT AND LAUGH

>>939586197
Lol well if you’d like we could talk on discord if you’re too shy?

>>939586889
Nothing, in fact I'm happy that you're getting horny enough to erp with anons, and not just weep sadly like the other day. Your depressed posts make me very sad, like I already told you once :(
I was merely suggesting you guys take it further and maybe somewhere more comfortable :p

>>939586671
you should fart I hear he likes that

>>939586975
i think someday i’d love to make a discord to get to talk to you guys better but it’s just very hard for me, i get attached very easily and it caused me so much trouble with my ex that i’m still trying to work on so i don’t know if it’s a good idea for either of us right now. but i do really love you guys and would like there to be some way to keep in touch… i don’t know i’m sorry it’s just hard, i don’t want to start trouble again :(
>>939587073
aww thank you so much ^^ and i’m sorry it makes you sad, that’s why i’m trying to be more positive now. i don’t want to spread my sadness, making people happy makes me happy :D

>>939587589
omg ussss bestie

>>939587324
Don't be sorry, it's not your fault after all. You will make me happy when you actually get happier and not just pretend to be :>
Though maybe you can fake it till you make it~~
Just joking :p take your time, just try to think somewhat more positively, okay? For yourself, or for Lux, or for me, or just for the sake of it

>>939587776
thank you so much i will! ∩^ω^∩

>>939587324
I don't know you at all, but I wanted to leave you a message before I go to sleep, random person. It's for no particular reason, as I'm new to this site and don't even frequent it, but your message touched me.

I hope things go well for you in general and that your heart heals from your ex. These things are tough, but eventually, at some point, they heal. I love you, Mr. Anon. You deserve good, emotional depth.

>>939587079
WAAAAAAHHHHHH HE DID EXACTLY THAT Q_Q UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH but like... It wasn't completely his fault or anything because he did warn me by saying "Oh shite, I feel like I might need to fart lemme get off" BUTTTTT that was just after he had pressed down his ass so I THOUGHTTTTTT that I heard him say "Did I press too hard? Lemme get off" AND I TOLD HIM "No need to get off honey" AND HE ALREADY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS VERY WEIRD BUT THOUGHT I MIGHT WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW BUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S AS IF ADOLF HITLER AND SADDAM HUSSEIN HAD TEAMED UP TO GAS ME (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

I am once again crying and laughing at the same time. This relationship really gets the best and the worst out of us (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) I'm putting this chicken nugget slut on a diet without ANY sulfides!!!!

>>939587984
lmfao

>>939587984
HAHA I knew he’d do it
how did he react did he laugh or apologize?

>>939587900
i love you too anon, thank you so much. and i wish the best for you too!
it takes very sweet people to say such nice things to strangers. it means the world to me, thank you!

>>939588319
Well he immediately jumped off me when I made an almost vomiting noise (I swear I was so close to ejecting the chicken nuggies from earlier) and he was like "OH DEAR ARE YA OKAY?!?!" And at first I cried like "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! DIDN'T YOU FEEL THAT COMING?!?!?!" It was the first moment ever that I was - even if it was just for a split second - really angry with him. That felt so bad. It felt 10 worse than the fart... I don't ever want a real argument with him... That would break my heart (;_;)

Anyway, he explained what he said and I started laughing through my tears, tried to get my words out but I kept choking in my laugh. Eventually got it out and then he lost it as well and hugged me tight and gave me lots of forehead and topofthehead kisses. I could hear that sad voice of him again "please don't be mad at me... I really never ever would want to hurt or upset you just know that" he's just so sweet but he's also wayyyy too clumsy. Ah well... That's my guy. That's the way he is and I'm no better. Gotta learn to live with the big stink.

Btw, he's going to give me the kiss trail, earlobe suckies, etc. now. I'm excited, he's got a lot to make up for ∩^ω^∩ He doesn't get to stop before I cum buckets. And afterwards we shower togetger and then I want him to try a skullfuck on me. I'm ready for the next bj level. I'm confident I can take it now. It's actually fun to have him in my debt, now I can make him do what I want.

>>939588604
hehe don’t act like you didn’t like it. now go shower ;P i bet your face smells like him now.
that’s such a cute and funny story, too bad it’s too nsfw to share to your grandkids.

>>939588764
>It's actually fun to have him in my debt, now I can make him do what I want.
seeeee you’re welcome for suggesting that >:3

Who here is gay?

>>939588965
For you, bby.

>>939589075
Shut up faggot (keep going)

>>939589107
Gay for your ass.

>>939589895
My what? Back off weirdo

>>939588840
>>939588879
Dann he really gave me an intense half an hour of kisses, earlobe sucks, handjobs and blowjobs. Came three times but the last cumshot was just empty. Nothing came out but I definitely climaxed. Man he's completely emptied my balls. Lived up to his promise, what a cutie. I'll go shower now, see how far his cock can go in my throat. I've googled how to best keep my head and I'll basically let him do the work as I focus on the breathing and positioning. He's big so I got some issues with blowjobs... But I really wanna get better at it. I wanna be his prefect little cumdump and that incudes being able to fully take his cock. Not half. Seeyasoon <3

Might just crash and sleep after this. Keep this thread alive through the night boys <3

I have a mega thick daddy dick and I came here to rape

>>939589994
All up in that ass.

>>939590021
have a fun night buddy, we love hearing about all of your fun adventures
honestly my best tip is to get drunk. i don’t drink anymore but drunk kitty was meant for sucking i think my ex would agree because he’d last 30 seconds :P
but in all seriousness breathe through your nose
keeping your jaw open is the hardest
>>939590044
dub dubs…

>>939590044
>>939590057
gulps

>>939590021
a good boy like you deserves to cum until you’re completely empty. how do you feel, nice and relieved?

i wanna be a happy kitty for you guys ∩^ω^∩

>>939590877
I wanna be happy with you, happy kitty

>>939591395
it’d make me super happy if i got headpats :D
what would make you happy? please i’d do anything to make you happy :3

>>939591503
>*pat pat pat*
I'm happy if you are happy!

>>939591580
ahh thank you thank you more than anything
*nudges your face* purrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr
i want to do anything for you :3

>>939591667
I would've asked you to cuddle me if we were closer, I love cuddling kitty cats :)))
But since we are where we are, I gotta ask you to keep the thread up throughout the night because apparently we're lacking american and pacific anons to keep them up in EU nighttime kek.
And please smile for me :3. I will go to sleep happier knowing I made you smile at least once.

>>939591868
i’ll try my best to keep it up! i have work in the morning but knowing me i will be up late so i’ll be here :D
and okayyyy he’s me smiling *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
(´･ω･`) is that good?

>>939592123
Yes it is! I like to imagine you smiled irl too. And that those threads are making you drift away from the ocean of sadness you fell into. Sending you warmest of hugs across the ocean! Good night.

>>939592297
good night!!! :D
and yes, i smiled very wide irl just now for you. thank you it feels really good :3
these threads help me so much <3 thank you for being here!
please say hi tomorrow ∩^ω^∩

why aren’t there enough cute anime catboy pics online

>>939592467
AH I’M BEING NEGATIVE ALREADY HELP not even 2 fucking seconds grrr what’s wrong with me…

>>939592386
I will say hi tomorrow for sure.
>>939592483
There is nothing wrong with you! Just don't let the negative thoughts overwhelm you. Be stronger than them, okay? Shine through them. Pretty please...
>>939592579
Now gn for real

>>939592695
∩^ω^∩
*plops my face onto your chest and my body on yours*
i love you i love you i love you thank you so much i promise i’ll be good and happy for you!

kitty lonely anyone wanna play a game?
can be riddles or guessing what color clothes you have on or truth or dare or guess the song/show/celebrity etc. :D

i gotta sleep… someone keep it alive pweeeeeease~?
i love you all so much

>>939595759
Yes sir

>>939596840
thank you so much <3
i’m tossing and turning in bed rn what’s up anon
calling me sir made me blush hnnng

I have an account on Sniffies, the meet up app, and I have no clue how to get over the anxiety of going and getting my first bj from a dude, or honestly giving one because I wouldn’t mind that either , I don’t know why I always back out last second but does anyone have any tips??

Good night

>>939597629
I'm eating a late dinner.

>>939590311
>>939590557
Whew that went well. Couldn't fully pull through but at least better than last time ^-^ Will try to get drunk tonight hehehe. So far no bed fart... I think I got the full load last night....

>>939592123
You've been a good kitty!
*pet*

Today on the Ruadhán Sleep Talking Show:
> "Don't throw the cheese" (???????)
> "Hennnnriiiii" (as if I just said something embarrassing)
> "Oui ça va" (HE'S LEARNING FRENCH IN HIS SLEEP?!)

>>939582616
I will cuddle a kitty boy

>>939602373
But will you also fiddlediddle him? ψ(｀∇´)ψ

AND OF COURSE AROUND 9 AM, he farts in my bed (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) Tried to kick him out of bed to the ground but he's just too big. I can't... (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) Why am I so smol and weak? Even my younger twin siblings have outgrown me (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))

>>939520016 (OP)
Nothing good about anal or animu. Don't spread it. Stop the rape cycle.

>>939603588
Where is the rape exactly? Care to point it out?

Oooh Ruadhán said he's going to make a great brunch and told me to stay in bed. He's off to get some groceries. Exciting... ٩( ᐛ )و

Hello fellow homosexuals

>>939605521
Henlo

>>939605115
someone's lucky after all... despite being so little and powerless

>>939593461
Love you too, kitty. Thanks for keeping the thread up :3
>>939594620
Nobody wanted to play :((( told ya we're lacking in certain timezones. I can play something with you later if you wanna :)

>>939606075
what's the best show to start watching on netflix?

>>939606075
Woooo he got all kinds of spreads for toasts. Delish delish. And yeah I'm powerless in physical strength but my eyes can beguile him and make him treat me like his little Prince... A Prince that he farts on... (*≧∀≦*)

>ASL
female/21/america
>About me
Hey there! I’m looking for fun interactions and maybe a bit more with cool people who aren’t afraid to reach out. I’m a bit of a night owl and prefer staying in, but I love to unwind with some random anime or kick back with a good book. I have a bunch of odd interests, like collecting vintage video games and trying out new recipes (if you’re down to swap cooking hacks, I’m all ears). I’m not just about the casual chats though—if the chemistry is right, I’m totally down for some steamy conversations straight out of the gate. No need to beat around the bush!

I know these days everyone is glued to their screens, so let’s make that work for us! If you're into the same stuff or just curious, hit me up! Don’t stress about breaking the ice, just reach out. Oh, and when you add me, remember to remove the spaces and dashes from my username:
genv-u-q
Can’t wait to hear from you!

>>939606579
No idea what's on netflix nowadays, i just torrent everything

APPLE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT OFFER THE PHONE IN BLACK?! AND WHO NEEDS TWO FUCKING TERABYTES OF STORAGE?! HOW MUCH 32K 480 FPS ULTRA-HD PORN DO Y'ALL KEEP ON THAT SHIT?!

Finally meeting my guy in 30 mins… I’m so nervous!

>>939606579
I can recommend this one:
https://www.netflix.com/title/81726714

>>939607504
Enjoy your date and just let it happen. Take it easy and keep it cute ^-^

>>939607504
just bee yourself

>>939600632
thank you thank you so much! ∩^ω^∩
>>939602373
:O then may you please cuddle me? i just woke up and im stressed about going to work because i stayed home yesterday ><“
>>939606090
>Love you too, kitty
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) that made my day thank you
i already guess that you’re wearing something red i don’t know why but i sense it

>>939607504
OMG YAY! have fun!

>>939607841
Today I'm sporting a blue shirt and black jeans, but I had worn a red shirt and red socks yesterday so you're close enough ig :3
I sense that you also wear something gray and/or dark blue today, and that you have very cute kitty years that i should pet gently
>*pet pet pet*

>>939607841
Good morning, exhibitionist and voyeurist kitty ∩^ω^∩

>>939607973
i am wearing a grey hoodie right now @.@ OMG
i just hopped in my car omw to work :3
and hehe last night was when i pictured you with the red shirt so i must’ve known :O
mmm i’m smiling right now just picturing you softly rubbing my kitty ears, it feels so good
i’d nudge into your hands until i fall over into your lap

>>939608315
Grey hoodie sounds very fitting for you. Is it a bit oversized? Oversized hoodies feel a bit like being covered in a comfy blanket ~~
I'm going back home now from my work, so may my pets and cuddles keep you stronger for the next 8 hours :> If I really had you on my lap I would've hugged some love into you to make you start your day more cheerfully, but you have to manage with just imagining now :((
You can keep guessing stuff about me when you're back though :3

>>939608274
good morning stinky little brat >:3

>>939608689
>Grey hoodie sounds very fitting for you. Is it a bit oversized? Oversized hoodies feel a bit like being covered in a comfy blanket ~~
hehe yes it is and it’s super comfy :3 it’s basically all i wear lol and i have a big snuggie i wear at home all the time like a security blanket :p
>I'm going back home now from my work, so may my pets and cuddles keep you stronger for the next 8 hours
:O what time is it where you are? and how was your day :)
>If I really had you on my lap I would've hugged some love into you to make you start your day more cheerfully
i love hugs so so so much ∩^ω^∩ i wanna lay on your lap for hours and just nudge my face into you as you rub my back and give me soft pets <3

>>939608315
Pic is literally you
>>939609054
Nooooooooo I'm not stinkyyyyyyy!!! Ruadhán is!!! I'm squeaky clean rn... Well... Rn... That might change the second one of us gets a bout of the horny. Speaking of which... Any idea of what to do with/to him?

>>939609184
Tie him up, cover his eyes and make him suck your pp while calling him a good, obedient boy

>>939609139
Hihi right agaaain. Snuggie sounds super comfy to wear on a winter evening while drinking tea.
It's 3pm here, I'm in the same timzeone as Luxemboy. My day was kinda meh, just a lot of paperwork and computerwork. My boss is kind of a cunt too.
>i wanna lay on your lap for hours and just nudge my face into you as you rub my back and give me soft pets <3
Heyyy why are you describing my dreams before i even dream them :\

>>939609377
What do I cover his eyes with? My socks? Hahahah I don't have a blindfold... But I might just use those cuffs again hehehehe.

>>939609848
>My socks?
Good idea. Revenge for all the farts.

>>939609529
i have a feeling we’ve talked before :P hehe
i’m sorry you had a meh day at work, grrr i wish i was your kitty and could make it all better
i’d patiently wait for you at the door then when you get home i’d gently nudge your leg and ask you to carry me to the couch with you and i’ll just silently rub and lick you to calm you
and i can make you tea and let you wear my snuggie :D or we can try to fit in it together

>>939609917
One over his eyes... One in his mouth... OMG WE ARE BRILLIANT TOGETHER ANON MUAHHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm gonna ask him to go for a run so that we get sweaty feet :33333 he won't suspect a thing because we've been on runs before XDDDDDD

>>939610040
And before you go, prepare a few ice cubes in your freezer. Tell him it's for a cocktail or something. Once you have him cuffed, you will be able to take these out and tease his nipples with icey ice when he starts complaining. Then put socks on his eyes and tell him to be a good boy and suck your pp.

>>939610040
dirty dirty boy

>>939610007
We actually did talk in another thread, few days ago. I was trying to make you happier mostly, you were very sad that day.
I would love to have you meet me after a whole day's work, kitty. And I would love to carry you somewhere...
>we can try to fit in it together
Hihi you knew i would have thought about it anyway, did you?

>>939610169
I always got ice cubes in the freezer! Brilliant!
>>939610328
ψ(｀∇´)ψ

>>939610444
trips :O
>We actually did talk in another thread, few days ago. I was trying to make you happier mostly, you were very sad that day.
you certainly made me much happier :3 thank you so much.
>I would love to have you meet me after a whole day's work, kitty. And I would love to carry you somewhere...
where would you carry me??? i’d be wide eyed and confused when you lift me up off the ground ahhh where are my feet put me down @.@
>Hihi you knew i would have thought about it anyway, did you?
hehehe maybeee ;P but i love that thought too, and i think its baggy enough for both of us to fit, but we’d be pressed up against each other if that’s okay :O
i promise i smell good unlike someone else in this thread :D >:3
i smell like vanilla and my hoodie is warm and comfy and covered in my scent

>>939610007
Oh yeah, and I was also the guy who tried to get you to drop weed, or at least smoke (drink) less.
>>939611173
>trips
B)
>you certainly made me much happier
That's great! You should be happy! Everything I said or say comes from my heart, and I want you to feel better!
>i smell like vanilla and my hoodie is warm and comfy and covered in my scent
Sounds almost too good to be true... Why am I not there >:(
>where would you carry me???
Hmmm, where would we be the most comfortable in your snuggie... The bed perhaps... :3
>but we’d be pressed up against each other if that’s okay
I can deal with that :)

>>939611683
:D
>Oh yeah, and I was also the guy who tried to get you to drop weed, or at least smoke (drink) less.
oh yeah… (/ _ ; ) i’m trying i promise i am!!!
>That's great! You should be happy! Everything I said or say comes from my heart, and I want you to feel better!
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* i love your heart
can i lay on your chest and listen to it? that calms me more than anything. i even listen to youtube audios of it… its so calming and grounding especially if its coming from you, knowing it beats for me ∩^ω^∩
>Hmmm, where would we be the most comfortable in your snuggie... The bed perhaps... :3
that sounds great!!! hehe i think my face would be pressed again yours, with our noses touching. i’ll just be cheekily smiling because even if it’s too much, it’d make me THE HAPPIEST KITTY IN THE WORLD (＾ω＾)

>>939612044
>i’m trying i promise i am
Please do... it's fine in moderation but when you feel down it's easy to use it excessively and lose control
>can i lay on your chest and listen to it?
I would so love it :3 My chest is pretty big too. I think you would feel comfortable on it.
>my face would be pressed again yours, with our noses touching
NOSES touching... how lewd!
>it’d make me THE HAPPIEST KITTY IN THE WORLD
Awww... I really hope it can happen one day then. Let me know whenever you're going to be in Czechia kek

>>939612552
>My chest is pretty big too. I think you would feel comfortable on it.
i so would hnnnnnng
i hate that i’m at work right
reading that made me crave it so bad @.@ would you promise to not hurt me? can i really shut my brain off and just be a kitty on your chest and trust you to protect me? ∩^ω^∩
>NOSES touching... how lewd!
hehe well if you want more i can stick my tongue in your mouth >:P
i’ve been thinking about that a lot actually…
>Let me know whenever you're going to be in Czechia kek
hehe maybe someday :D i’d travel to the ends of the earth to be safe in someone’s arms <3

>>939612957
>would you promise to not hurt me?
Yes!
>can i really shut my brain off and just be a kitty on your chest and trust you to protect me?
Yess...
>hehe well if you want more i can stick my tongue in your mouth
Oh, my... I agree. But only if you'd allow me to return the favor!
>hehe maybe someday
Yeaaah, we're quite far away from one another. But it doesn't matter now, you should take your time and prioritize getting better over foreign ventures anyway.
>i hate that i’m at work right
I will stop distracting you now then... Have a productive day at work!

>>939613248
no get back here now!!! (>人<;)
pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
i’m a clingy velcro kitty don’t leave me at work
i have to train a new hire in an hour i’m scared m(._.)m

>>939613349
I'm still here then!
I always check if you reply :3 just doing myself some spaghetti now
>i have to train a new hire in an hour
I'm sure you'll do just fine, just smile and relax, okay?

Whew we had a good run. Walking home now. He still has NOT A SINGLE CLUE HAHAHAHAHHAHA. "That was fun bae, I'm tired so you better give me a massage when I'm home".

Oh sure Ruadhán... You're getting your massage. And way more than that! ∩^ω^∩

>>939613605
devilish...

>>939613484
:D
you’re so sweet!
what kinda spaghetti? may i have some plsss
i’m not very hungry yet but i wanna eat with you
and yes i’ll try my best! had some coffee and i’m preparing now :3 im just so bad at speaking… but i prepared a big document explaining our processes so hopefully that helps :D
you’re luckily i’m not there, i’m so clingy you wouldn’t be able to cook i’d be climbing all over you

>>939613605
make sure he tastes your balls and ass too

>>939613781
>what kinda spaghetti?
The 'noodles with some random meat and tomato sauce ughh I'm so tired after work' kind kek
>may i have some plsss
I'd gladly share :)
>you’re lucky i’m not there
UNlucky you mean
>you wouldn’t be able to cook i’d be climbing all over you
I would just have to eat (You) instead!
>im just so bad at speaking
If you're as cute while speaking as you are when writing then you are set ;) don't worry

>>939613793
I have a new video out, if anyone wants to check it out. It's a little bit different than most of my stuff. It's called 'The Fearless Creativity of Masturbation' and it's about how masturbating can help you to become a better person

>>939520016 (OP)
My son has gotten in to coming in every morning before he has to get up for school so he can cuddle with 2.0. Tuesday, he called her mom for the first time. I've never seen someone so absolutely destroyed in the most loving way possible. She cried so much that she was late for work.

HAHHAHAHHAHA DUMB IRISH BOY

I still had one cuff hanging from the bedframe and I told him "Hey, you got long arms, last night I dropped a water bottle under the bed, can you fetch it before we head into the shower? Otherwise you'll get dirty right after..."

> He looks under the bed
> I violently grab his wrist and the cuff
> *click*
> GOTCHA BITCH

He was like "Ye stuupid fecking clever cunt why did I trust ya?!?!" And now he's talking with a sweaty sock in his mouth and another around his eyes.

Gonna get the ice cubes out and do that first.
If even post number, I'll let him suck me first.
If odd post number, I'll kiss him all over first.

>>939615028
MOTHERFUCKER WAS SUCKING AND DROOLING ON MY SOCK OMG HE ISSSSS A NASTY GUY AT HEART!!!!

Well, now he's sucking on my bit hehehehe. Doesn't even know I'm making some pictures and vids for him that he can jack off to at home. Don't worry, we've agreed to making pictures/vids and creepshots of each other before. As long as we show/send each picture to the other ^-^

But if he's gonna be this dirty... I'm gonna let him lick the feet that made that sweat. Now I'm all game... I've truly lost my innocence these last two weeks AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE HAHHAHAHAHHA HE'S MINE!!! NO GOING BACK AFTER THIS HEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

>>939615028
>>939615421
I'm glad my great ideas are being put to an even greater use...
How did he like the ice?

>>939614249
>The 'noodles with some random meat and tomato sauce ughh I'm so tired after work' kind kek
yummy i’ll gladly eat that! ∩^ω^∩ i could also make you something, maybe i could cook dessert or something!
>UNlucky you mean
hehe… i’m quite the handful. i’m even more of a responsibility than a real cat
actually a lot more! :3 when i claw at your clothes when you try to leave at work is when i think you might realize what i mistake you made making me your kitty hehe
>I would just have to eat (You) instead!
:O
NOOO i’m not food! i mean… if you want to nibble on me that’s fine but no killing me pleeeeease :p
>If you're as cute while speaking as you are when writing then you are set ;) don't worry
hehe… i try to talk normal i really do but the giggles and random baby talk to is genuinely so hard to fight lol. i mostly cover my mouth with baggy hoodie sleeves all day

>>939615028
>>939615421
holy shit
i fucking love your corrupted arc
there’s no going back you’re a truly bad boy now but in the goodest cutest way
he needs to choke on your boxers too, didn’t you say your balls get super musky?

>>939616065
Hahhahah I came back to see if there are suggestions and damn I'm gonna stuff my undies in his mouth and then my balls HAHAHHAHA
>>939615573
BUT FIRST THE ICE!!! I tried to start with ice but it wouldn't come out of the tray. Now it should have thawed enough! He's now anxiously awaiting his fate as I just kissed him all over after his sucky made me cum. Now playing with his hair a bit and told him to "cool down" for what's about to come...

>>939616409
remember what he did to you last night, stinky boy
show no mercy (well a little)

>>939615663
>maybe i could cook dessert
You can bake cakes? O_O that's pretty impressive, cakes are more complicated than your regular wednesday dish
>i’m even more of a responsibility than a real cat
All cute catboys are...
>NOOO i’m not food!
Then why are you so SWEET?

Where can I find a cute phaggot who will give me access to his butt? ;-;

>>939616840
>You can bake cakes?
yes and i think i’m somewhat good at it, i loved making brownies and cakes and other tasty sweet treats for my ex, it made me feel so special getting to make him happy. i just want to be a good kitty for someone, make them feel happy and loved and full
>All cute catboys are...
i don’t know if you can handle needy clingy me :O my dad used to call me monkey because i climbed him as a kid and loved bananas lol, i still do both of those things and will probably wake you with kisses and hugs and cry for cuddles and… other things… all day eee i love you so much i really do you’re so cute and sweet and you’re making me all smiley and giddy at work ∩^ω^∩ what’s wrong with meeeEEE I NEED AN OWNER SO BAD :O i’ll be so good okay that’s enough coffee for today eee i love you anon

>>939616840
pls never leave
i want to make you happy

>>939616592
Hahhahhaa the ice made him scream just like when I got to his feet. Luckily the neighbour isn't home on Wednesday eves so I just kept going on a bit. The undies, my feet and my balls... Well he liked that a lot... Guess we found out one of his fetishes! Dirty boy.

Anyway, I finally uncuffed him, went to shower together and what he had in his hand was not shampoo. It was not the bodywash. It was the lube. Well. You can predict what happened next. We can hold a fucking funeral for my asshole. And if that wasn't bad enough, he groaned like a wild animal and BIT ME in my trapezius muscle! Ouchiessssss that hurts but it hurts so good. I've really been abused and once again I deserved it.

I'm starting to think our relationship is just a case is rapidly escalating mutual & ritual domestic violence... I'm all for it. By my calculations, one will murder the other somewhere in November or December. We won't make it until Christmas.

>>939618478
A case of****

My sub sprang a conversion kink on me (don't even ask...) and doesn't le really want to sub now or ever and, basically, it's so so over...

So over that... so...
I'M SINGLE AGAIN!!! :D
SUP /B/ITCHES??

Have a blessed day~!

>>939618281
I'm not leaving anywhere :3
Not for longer than a few of hours at least.
>>939617982
>probably wake you with kisses and hugs and cry for cuddles and… other things…
Oh nooooo, what a terrible fate, what a torture, please no cute kitten cuddling and kissing nooo
>yes and i think i’m somewhat good at it, i loved making brownies and cakes
Damn, i love brownies (and other cakes too kek, I'm not fat fortunately, but only because i exercise a lot, otherwise i would succumb to my gluttony sooner or later) but each time I tried baking myself the results were kinda disappointing, maybe I just lack practice idk.
You must be a good cook, kitten! Good for you!
>it made me feel so special getting to make him happy
That's actually adorable, you have a heart of pure gold.
>you’re making me all smiley and giddy at work
:>
Hopefully you will be all smiley and giddy at work, and after work, and when you wake up, and when you go to sleep, and all the time. That's how I want you to be.

>>939618478
He'll get you pregnant by Christmas, Luxieboy

>>939619528
Would I be opposed to that if it were biologically possible? Hmmm... Maybe a bit early but I wouldn't be getting a boybortion. Srsly, even if I were with a girl and I would get her preggers with the first cumshot, I wouldn't everrrr want my kid to be done away with. Would shatter my heart :{

Anyway, that big and strong Irishman who killed my anus is gone now. I've been rubbing the bite mark because it stings a bit and now he's being a big softie teddy bear again. "Oh... Did I hurt ya? I... Didn't mean to actually hurt ya... Ya need a massage? Should I get ya some snacks?" Pshhhhtttt what a silly man I've got... But I didn't turn it down so now we're thawing ice cream.

>>939619343
>Hopefully you will be all smiley and giddy at work, and after work, and when you wake up, and when you go to sleep, and all the time. That's how I want you to be.
what did i ever do to deserve that (ノ_<) anon, seriously, thank you so much. i love you. i know it’s weird to say but really i love you so much thank you <3 i can’t believe you’re being so sweet to me i don’t even deserve it it means so much
>I'm not leaving anywhere :3 Not for longer than a few of hours at least.
good! :D i promise i’ll be good company and make you smile whenever you visit these thread <3 you deserve it
>Damn, i love brownies (and other cakes too kek
ME TOO (≧∇≦)i made really good peanut butter brownies with chocolate chips before was so so good. i think i mastered the art of leaving them still fudgy and moist on the inside :3

AHH SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD WE’RE DYINGGGG ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3

>>939619774
Ice cream must taste nice... compared to your old sock

>>939620102
what's the best way to get a new game if i don't want to buy it?

i'm not really good at saving money and i can't really get a job. i'm 19 and i don't have a phone or anything

>>939620102
It's not weird at all, anon. I love you too. I love that you love me. Platonically I guess because I have no idea what you look like, and you have no idea what I look like, but still - I care about you and wish you all the best. You have a beautiful soul which shines through these posts. Shines like a cute cuddly kitty sunbeam through a sea of grey clouds that is this board.

Wish I could taste your bakes one day ;)
>fudgy and moist on the inside
Mmmm... sounds tasty!