Thread 939522295

>be me
>meet yani, absolute 10/10 nymphomaniac, DD melons, ass so perfect it's basically a national treasure
>"yeah you can fuck my ass"
>legit
>green light for the forbidden zone
>my soldier gets stage fright and ass so tight, doesn't even breach the fortress, just kinda... hovers at the gate
>find out later my boss, chad mcmanager, smashed that backdoor like it was his quarterly bonus
>now i'm haunted by the fumble of the century

how bad did i mess up, anons? is this a recoverable L or am i doomed to simp over this missed shot forever?

picrel

>>939522295 (OP)
Try again with viagra, limpdick. Next time treat it as a competition, let the animal out. Fuck her good.

>>939522295 (OP)
try cock next time faggot

>>939522295 (OP)
Larp

YOURE LIKELY
RECIEVING PITY FUCK
HOW SMOL OP

BBC CAN SAVE HER
AND FULFILL HER
IF YOU CANT
SALUTE

>>939522295 (OP)
Stale pasta is stale.
You're boring.

>>939522295 (OP)
Buttsex is fuggin gross. Any w*man who wants it has something wrong with her. Your natural response shows a deeper understanding of this.

>>939533607
FURTHERMORE
any man who desires to stick his pp in somewhere where poop comes out of is severely fucked up in the head with some satan shit or something. Why would you want to stick your precious pp in a literal shit hole? What the fuck is next, dipping it in toilets?

>>939533607
Virgin detected.

>>939533783
The source of my knowledge is from experience. 3 women, did it because they asked. Did not enjoy any of them. Plus the last one was without a condom because we were engaged, and I'm pretty sure I got warts from it. Like what makes a girl just be like "I want shit up my butt, where I shit from"? The answer: mental problems I tell you. Same thing with the homosexes

>>939533607
>>939533706
>>939534075

>>939534075
How many chromosomes do you have?

>>939534192
My standard response was, "well I don't like it, but I'll do it if you really want me to" because I felt like 'oh, she's having six with me and being so nice, like I shouldn't be selfish like if she 69ed me even if she didn't like it then I at least owe her this'
But, fucking next time, if I ever have sex again, and if she asks me to stick it in her butt, I'm just straight up saying no. And depending on if I've enjoyed my time with her or not I might just walk out. Maybe even tip over a garbage bin in my way out

>>939534282
More than you buddy