Thread 939530148

How get Asuka gf

>>939530148 (OP)
Start by getting in the robot, Shinji.

I want a Rei gf bro

If your goal is to end up with Asuka, you already failed.

Asuka isn't some object you can possess.

>>939530148 (OP)
You are mentally ill.

You don't. Asuka does not exist. The best you can do is a red head that will cosplay as her. Red heads are rapidly going extinct. (That is intentional.) So you are limited to a minor portion of the global population. From that group you are looking for a young, female, single, cosplayer willing to cosplay as that specific character. Does that even exist? There probably isnt five in a billion.

>>939530148 (OP)
>>939530394

You should have both. If you combine their ages, they become legal.

>>939531190
Red heads are less prevalent now because those genes for red hair are recessive. All of them.
Black, brown, blonde, red. That's the order, sad as it is.

Very unfortunate, but in 300 years Humanity will be 90% mainland asiatic. Niggers and Slavics will be nearly extinct. Red heads will be a one in 10 million trait.

>>939531252
i could just be a really fucking good hacker.

>>939530148 (OP)
>how to get a fictional girlfriend
Download an AI chat app and shut up and stop coming here

>>939531667
If it were that extreme, red hair would have been phased out already.

What the fuck is a asuka
Reminds me of "cyкa"

>>939530148 (OP)
she requires suitors to be athletic bbc alphas