Thread 939532574

Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.

>>939532574 (OP)
1, 2, 9
these choices are lame

>>939532631
Hard mode: choose only 1 pill, and with every pill you also get a 10% chance of getting incurable cancer. There. more exciting for you?

1, 6, 9 for me

>2
I like working out and if I have infinite money, going to the gym would be a hobby I'd want to keep
>3
broken bones and torn ligaments...
>4
would be nice with #6, but I have infinite money...
>5
already super intelligent trust me bro
>7
why? feel like this would be horrible
>8
would be nice, but infinite money

>>939532680
9 - no question

I guess 1 implies good genes, so there's that

the best options are 1, 5, 9.
- 1 on its own implies that you'd also get 2, because perfect health can't be had without also having a pretty good body as a result, unless we're talking some sort of magical application that defies reality.
- 3, 4, and 5 by themselves are enough to negate 9, because each of them could be used in various ways to earn more than enough money for yourself, and so you get a comfortable amount of money alongside the initial benefit.
- 6 and 7 are very situational and I don't see them having universal appeal, but hey maybe you want to find true love, eh?
- 8 is only as good as the choices that you'd make, and so is also very situational.
- 9 is straightforward; everyone needs money and if you have infinite money then you're pretty much free to do whatever you want within society.

Alternative choices:
4, 5, 7. with this configuration, you could be the world's best medical marvel practitioner and put big pharma out of business. talking to dead loved ones seems niche, but if the ability allows you to talk to the dead in general, you could use that to allow people to commune with their ancestors and such (for a fee) which can be psychologically valuable to some extent.
2, 3, 6 makes for the ideal hollywood romance - you have the looks, someone to love, and the ability to protect them from harm

>>939532574 (OP)
Trump is part of ZOG and knows exactly that ZOG is behind the new "pedophilia" definitions being pushed the last 100 years
He's probably old enough to remember when age wasn't a problem as ZOG has made it now

pedophilia = attraction to pre-pubescent humans (up to 7-14 years old, nature defined age)
ZOG "pedophilia" = attraction to "minors" who didn't reach age 18 (ZOG defined age)

ZOG wants to deny young marriage relationships for population control

>>939534447
you need a different kind of pill, boss...

>>939532574 (OP)
Proof?

>>939534709
Are you asking for a video?

>>939532574 (OP)
1, 2 and 9

>>939532574 (OP)
estrogen estrogen estrogen

>>939534789
Why was it ok when Biden did it? Does no one remember all the calls for the list back then?

>>939534822
leaky®

>>939534855
hehe

>>939534843
What are you even talking about? Take your medicine.

>>939534323
>ZOG wants to deny young marriage relationships for population control

>>939534929
Oh, so this is a troll trolling trolls thread. Hidden.

>>939532574 (OP)
I only pick 5. and solve 7 of the other things there and don't need money, ever. Money is a hoax and makes you unhappier if its not worthy cultuvated

>>939534948
It's always (((them))) anon

>>939534822
who is this slut?

>>939534989
idk i saved it from the trap threads long ago

>>939532574 (OP)
1 5 8

>>939534953
You seem upset and looking for a way out because defending a pedophile is really hard. Is Trump Biden? Did Biden say he would release them? Is Biden in them? If Biden or Biden associates are in them why would you want to help Biden hide it? If Biden did release them would you have called it "lawfare"? (yes you would have called it lawfare). When you "whataabout" maga retards do this is shows you have very limited logic and understanding of the world.

>>939534822
but it makes pp smaller and weak loads

>>939535160
small pps that shoot impotent loads are pure sex

>>939534918
any more?

>>939532870
>>939533188
The trick to 8 is to make one of the 3 things you change be investing in bitcoin super fucking early. Now you have infinite money and can change 2 more things in the past.

>>939535273
i don't really have more of her but i have this other cute tummy pic

>>939535306
not infinite, but could work
I would've needed money to invest to begin with though

>>939532574 (OP)
5 for the fact that i want technology to advance and survive Israels attempts to kill me (thier that petty)
9 to make politics more interesting and out do isreal and fund the communist amd nazi parties of the world for the lolz
8 cause if am dieing i can help make myself survive

>>939534948
>>939534967
not just jews
ZOG is composed of christian jewish and atheist factions

>>939535371
cute!
would lick

>>939532574 (OP)
>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.

>In the biblical Book of Revelation, the conflict between "the Lamb" and "the Beast" is a central symbolic battle between good and evil. The Lamb represents Jesus Christ and his ultimate victory through self-sacrifice, while the Beast symbolizes political, military, and religious power that opposes God.

These are the last times. The Lamb will be worshiped as G-d because it is G-d. It will be read chants over and spoken over as our salvation and redeemer. It was bred with the smallest penis and pale white and is the most perfect sinless creation.

>And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

>>939532574 (OP)
1
2
9
DEATH TO TRANSGENDERISM

>>939534323
We can just set it to 16 and call it a day cause anything under is to retarded to really think through

>>939532574 (OP)
1,5,9,
then i'll shave my head and spend my days harassing the guy that picked 3 with conveluted evil schemes.

>>939535551
>>939535577
>schizo blabber
meds

>>939536831
Hello Luthor

>>939532574 (OP)
1, 5, 9

>>939532680
5

>>939532870
>1, 6, 9 for me
This nigga wants to be a Super Simp HAHAHAHA

>>939532574 (OP)
I'll have whatever this is.

Does 1 cure autism.

Regardless, 1, 6, 9

>>939532574 (OP)
8
save harambe
save harambe
save harambe

>>939532574 (OP)
Unlimited pills

>>939532574 (OP)
9, 7 I guess, 4

You see, with 9 I can make all the other ones happen pretty much. Except the past, but whats done is done.

>>939532928
I see what you did there, racist asshole.

>>939532574 (OP)
not the anon you're replying to

Being an Epstein party-goer just makes me love Trump more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ANnprq_ms

>>939540044
Yes

>>939532574 (OP)
8, hands down.

>>939532870
>>939533188
It says past, not your past. Use the super intelligence to set yourself up with the equivalent of infinite money.

>>939539343
It lets you draw amazing art like this

>>939532870
1 6 9 is literally the meta choice yeah.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little adventurous and totally loving those flirty convos. I get a thrill out of teasing and making guys squirm during our chats. There's something super fun about pushing boundaries and turning up the heat when we’re both feeling it! I often prefer to stay in and have my fun online, especially since social settings can make me a bit anxious. That’s why I’m all about those steamy messages! If you're down to explore and let loose, hit me up! Just add me on that app everyone loves: el y-s-i-ap-j z-qx (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) for some wild chats!

>>939532574 (OP)
Pick 4 and you are the richest doctor in the world, you don't need 9.

Number 3 Super strenght is useless.

2. You can use your doctor money to pay for a personal trainer.
1. If you have diseases and illnesses
7. It is not good. You already can do this without any pills.
8. It's best to not touch it unless it's about your past but you can overcome any shame with your super doctor powers.

Now we are left with super intelligence and find love forever with best doctor skills ever and get secondary perfect health, body type, unlimited money because we charge for doctor skills.

Perfect game theoretical solution.

>>939539343
>should I put all my points
no

>>939532631
Unlimited money means you can use the wealth to unlock the others by investing in sciences to get them dumb fuck. Unlimited money wins.

>>939547405
Nevermind actually I just read the whole list. It's actually infinite intelligence because youll be smart enough to donkey kong 64 style glitch the others into existence, starting with infinite wealth.

>>939533188
>>939547405
>investing in sciences
You will get intelligent enough to understand transhumanism is not possible

>>939547515
>You will get intelligent enough to understand transhumanism is not possible
Bad ending!

Pick heal others.

Try to heal depressed patients. Does not work. Chemical imbalances does not exist!

Also picked super intelligence. Conclusion: they are sad because jews

Then use super intelligence and doctor money to fund and coordinate a revolution.

>>939547515
Valid valid

The masses already freak out with stories of jesus

You would win with 98% of votes.

>>939547405
Yeah unlimited money. See with the unlimited money you can get the others and then create more, along with a pill that gives you infinite knowledge of the good stuff and not infohazard stuff that will make you want to blow your head off. Ez.

Wealth wins.

>>939532680
Choose 1. Perfect health

Get incurable cancer

kek

>>939532574 (OP)
4,7,8
Why would someone not try to make the best reality possible, for everyone, via the supernatural means given.
I would heal everyone, stop that Roman guy from not killing the jews, and give sound advice to Adolf Hitler, and then I would talk to my late Nuna about how to grow tomatoes and cook pasta, and all the stuff I couldn't get to talk to her about because she died before I gained any semblance of intelligence.

>>939548166
Why the world richests haven't unlocked all the others?

>>939532574 (OP)
rich paedos usually always get away with it

>>939548233
>usually always
60% of the time, it works every time

>>939548202
Because they dont have infinite wealth.

You guys know the stories of jesus healing people?>>939548101

>>939548312
They put all the money possible on a lot of research nothing comes out

>>939548340
You know what would motivate people? Offering a 90 trillion dollar reward to anyone who does it.

>>939548522
It's already like this.

Look at transhumanism research stories. Money was thrown at research so many times everyone learned nothing comes out.

Read about AI winter of the 80s.

Brian Johnson the California youth guy, spends money still looks like a 40yo.

you are going to understand what I am trying to talk about when you get 30yo

>>939548522
>You know what would motivate people? Offering a 90 trillion dollar reward to anyone who does it.
Watch Martin shkreli.
There's already billionaire rewards for medical research. No one claims it because they can't. It's like an AI winter.

>>939532574 (OP)
man if i could bluepill myself out of this shithole timeline that the hicks and chuds have put us on, i sure as fuck would

they fucking voted a vile pedophile into office smh

Try to think like this.

It's the paleolithic.
The tribe discovered fire.
Sam Altman is promising gas stoves.

Everyone knows he is not going to deliver it.

There's a lot of stages needed, a lot of metal age needed....

Idk am I making sense?

>>939548705
BUT... With the wealth, you can reshape society itself to basically force people into doing it. Though it will still take a bit.

>>939548801
It's already like this....

George soros tries to use infinite wealth to shape society. Does not work like he wants.

Elon musk used wealth to buy twitter. Also didn't work like he wanted. He has all the rewards to realize transhumanism. He does not do it because he can't. All of his billionaire friends thrown money at things, nothing comes out.

Elizabeth Holmes. Blood testing. It just does not work with one drop of blood. It's physically impossible.

Many transhumanist goals are like this. Research goes and goesz billions of dollars, result? It's physically impossible

>>939532574 (OP)
9.
3. punch people so hard their heads explode. no one can handcuff me.
8. give myself the largest dick in history. fuck everyone in my past. they can't do anything because i'm super strong. invest unlimited money in google in the early 2000 so the world economy explodes.

>>939549184
hehe

>>939532574 (OP)
1 8 9

>>939548848
Idk who that guy is and you should 100% link me resources as im interested BUUUT we are talking about *infinite wealth* here. Do you know how many super monkeys that is?

>>939535140
Yes. I wanted this released years ago. You people shouted me down telling me to take my meds.

>>939550291
>dint take the antipedo meds
ok well... that makes sense

>>939532574 (OP)
First pick 8. Change 3 things from past
Now change the rules so you can pick all 9 pills
Then pick all 9 pills

>>939550447
>I now take pill 8
>add one more rule
>this guy can't have any pills

Rolled 5 (1d9)

I think 1 and 4 would work great together. I'll roll for the last one just 'cause I can.