Thread 939535559

thank you for the fakees <3 dclm

really strange stuff

>>939535626
tell me about it

the fat samoan kid was funnier

>>939535714
hate that coke

>>939536042
coke is poison

Coke eating the can it sits in overtime is the scariest thing ever

>>939536056
especially that one

pepsi max better

>>939536109
fuck that it taste too strong
diet

this is like seinfeld

>>939536042
>>939536056
>>939536109
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>939536057
She looks more and more like a pornstar every time I see her

>>939535559 (OP)
begging for bbc

>>939536243
She does love orcs

dr pepper always

shut up maya

The pepsi max coalition has a small but loyal presence among the marbros

>>939536429
yeah

water and coffee and tea

>>939535511
Thank you it's working so far

and beer

>>939536546
in that order

Water and whiskey and coffee and tea

>>939536560
we cant all be choking against underdogs

>>939534169
strong hands
love watching a chad cuck peposimps
be they love it too

>>939536560
shes cute but not like goddess level that people make her out to be

how does a beautiful girl like bonnie get into hardcore porn?

>>939536779
high school drop out

>>939536714
I mean we tied with fucking albania and lost the group stage because of it last year so if we lost today to a country called "nigger mountain" I wouldn't even be surprised
>>939536734
That's what I like about her though. Every man wants a beautiful mid to call his own

i like white monster it's just like me

>>939537296
she's getting Brazilian dick

>>939537296
get mf wheel ready

>>939537427
its a sign
praying

>>939537530
get ready to decommission this thing in a few hours

>>939536779
Low IQ, hopeless, rebellious
then a creepy 40 year old convinced her it was a good idea

>>939536894
She’s a goddess to a short egg roll like Jason but mid for a tall BWC like her ex

i like the mango juice monster

>>939537670
She's hot to me

>>939537530
well aight shiiiiit

a real human being came up with that sentence

>>939537662
>Low IQ, hopeless
shes just like me

>>939537855
yup, cute and saved

why hasnt mar gone to alveus yet

>>939537949
orange

brree milk

>>939537799
STICC

i started getting thousands of views on my youtube vids but mom convinced me to go to university instead
now i wanna fucking kill myself from the torture that is working a normal job
i could've been one of these fucking streamers man, i know it in my heart it could've been me

>>939538095
I'm into that

>>939538292
nobody is forcing you to work a normal job anon you’re future doing whatever you want to do is entirely dependent on how much discomfort you’re willing to put up with in your daily life to get it done, unless you have to take care of kids/sick relatives or whatever

>i don’t follow my own advice

>>939538358
same, glad she's being posted more

>>939538292
if you were really passionate you woulda kept making videos through school

fr tho fuck a job i was happier when I couldn’t afford shit

>>939538533
I could just live off credit cards the next year or 2
So tempting
But future me would hate me

>>939538292
ya its your mom's fault

>>939538533
i work but i still cant afford shit

>>939538603
don’t do that you could get sued, credit cards are best used leverage a free vacation every once in a while. i’d say just try to see just how little you need to survive to do whatever you want with your time that’s what I’m trying to figure out

I went on break from work to buy wine with the company card and my boss was cool with it as a business expense hahaha haha having a job is great

>>939538491
I'm the only sakuraposter atm :( I think

>>939538415
>>939538526
i cant go back
the streamer market is oversaturated and im not a zesty adhd nigger that can capture the brainrot zoomer audience
its over for me
i had 1 chance to be the next pewdiepie and i fucking threw it away to become a fucking surveyor that cant even find a job

>>939538709
do a shit job for a bit you can find those and then you have experience

>>939538709
yeah idk about that bro northernlion is basically for boomers and shroud is for nerds in their 40s now there is a market for everything

>>939538675
Oh that's what I've been doing
Haven't actually worked since COVID shut everything down
COVID unemployment for over a year then inherited some cash

Disgusting freaks

>>939538784
you haven’t had to work since covid bro wtf I’d kill to be in your position

>>939538781
nta but both of those guys have been around forever
breaking into that new is way different

>>939538690
oh well keep holding it down

>>939538709
I can tell you'd be super funny and entertaining, your mom robbed us all of a superstar.

>>939538415
It's a matter of risk though. I think a lot of people would/could put themselves through discomfort if there was a guarantee of success at the end. Normie job gives stability.

I just pretend to be a streamer when I'm shitposting, while holding Lujan's hand, but that parts not important.

>>939538709
>the streamer market is oversaturated
Not only that but there are no new streamers today that are organic. They all have talent agencies, coaches, backroom deals and bot farms pushing them to the top.
KaiCenat has 120k "viewers" right now and he's just sitting in his room yapping about nothing.
All of this shit is faker than Kpop.

>>939538985
I'm doing my bestest

>>939538897
Inherited a house so that helps to keep the expenses down
Fun while it lasted. Just spent all day every day cycling between twitch and movies/shows I torrented

>>939539048
I guess I have no room to talk because I’m a wagie now but outcome independence is important in anything

>>939539109
Jinny my kweeen

I did not win the powerball fellas...

>>939539493
>wasn’t born rich

BTFO’d

I won the power balls

I squeezed the meowy balls

I'm gonna marry you're waifu before you do if you don't hurry up

>>939539560
You could always be like shonuff and have wealthy women pay for your beach resort lifestyle.

>>939539874
Jokes on you i dont have a fu

>>939540077
I do have a fu and I wouldn’t even marry her I like her that much

>>939539874
I'm gonna cut you if you don't hurry up and lock you're doors

my fu has enough qualities that I would find extremely annoying on a day to day basis so my parasocial imaginings can only go so far

my fu is perfect

Where the Smosh girls?

Chat my mental health might be at an all time low

why do i give valuable time to girls that dont care if i wait for stream all night

>>939540253
What part of Japan do girls that look like that come from?

need more poki, sjokz, and allinity posters in here. real gooner hours

>>939540002
ai these days is insane

>>939540633
no part because she's not japanese dummy

>>939536560
>kyedae got the brains
>kyedae got the height
>kyedae got the looks
>kyedae got the complexion
>kyedae for the charisma and charm

literally the only thing sakura has going for her over her sister 9cancer not included) is she's more outgoing whereas kyedae is like a weird neurotic hermit

>>939540568
I don't know your situation, but try doing some push ups and then going for a walk.

>>939540616
marsery

>>939540752
Getting closer and closer to a realistic chatbot you can video chat with
My cock will be destroyed

>>939540812
seek help

futa aria and jaime would have chodes

>>939540959
LOL

>>939540753
Hardeeharharhar. Regulate ole comedien you are. This isn't my first day on the world wide web. That's a Japanese woman.

>>939540812
I’d rather have one of those nsfw rpgs people make with renpy but with twitch streamers

>>939540759
Why did you make this post

>>939540759
At least Alex and Andrea have balanced strengths and weaknesses, kyedae has everything over Sakura it’s not even funny

>>939540985
Cardinals suck lol

britt leak

>>939540616
she should have hit up that guy totaa, he lives in brazil somewhere

>>939540985
false but this is the last I'll speak on it
stop talking to me

>>939541170
>>939541126
Stop trying to gaslight people.

>>939541093
i guess to be fair to sakura kyedae before she got sick was literally perfect just about?

>>939541021

to be a jerk i guess? sakura is cute but like on a standard cute girl scale, like you see her in a grocery store and you double take kind of cute. kyedae would be a girl you remember decades later if she were someone you went to school or work with

MAR
MAR
MAR
MAR

it's so scuffed

wheel never lies

>>939540759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCHBXEBh7CM

:3

SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT

>>939541404
Call me crazy but sakura is prettier to me. She also looks better on video whereas kyedae looks better in pics.
Kyedae is also engaged, retired from streaming and has leukemia which is an extremely unfortunate combo.
And hey screw you buddy, I'm a 6 ally. I feel backstabbed.
>>939541714
Wow this is so adorable I feel like I've sinned by finding this clip from here of all places

blurry queen

>>939540838
amanda is so fucking hot

stellabro patpat

drunk mar

>>939540838
been obsessed with this bitch for like 2 weeks straight now. I think it's her sass, it does things to me

>>939542368
she has a super tight ass, is funny, big thick dick sucking lips, tight tummy, shes a full package

Anybody get / have the Jessick (sagemommy) fanfix? She just made it… she posting anything worthwhile?

ok

>>939536546
Baldy still spamming?

>>939542669
hope she sluts out

>>939542290
spliffs tonight unfortunately

jesus was actually japanese and had huge fake boobies

>>939538358
Not that she has a big ass but wow this is nice than I expected… fuck

how to change your anti-marriage anti-impregnation fu's mind?

>smoker
yuck

>>939542731
KEK

>>939542776
disrespectful!

>>939542729
I feel like she prob is just posting normal pictures on there and I’m not willing to pay to find out lol hoping somebody else has and can let us know

>>939542752
literally just fall in love
everyone says this stuff

>>939538358
More ass?

>>939542836
ye hopes are low
probably bikini at best

>>939542882
yea lemme look

I know I'm in for a rough day of yearning when I wake up with the Wii U Mii Maker music stuck in my head.

>>939542752
just wait for her to hit 29 years old

>>939542747
Small asses are nice too. Real ones understand.
>>939542882

>>939542989
she's over 30 anon...

>>939541136
Source? Could be anyone

>>939542669
Bump

>>939543057
its over bro

>>939543044
Never realized she was so hot

Botez?

possible dress pic on insta coming everyone initiate prayers

>>939543095
I won't give up on her

>>939543146
alt insta maybe

>>939543146
UUUAUAAAHHHH

THE LEAKS DROPPED

god i fucking love watching big clive reverse engineer chinese appliances

>>939543158
You're stronger than me

>>939543323
What leaks?

>>939543323
SMC is giving cloudfare error

>>939543556
KYUT

>>939543556
gah

Who saved the insta live?

she was joking

who has andrea botez leaks?

>>939541136
post more britt love her

>>939544389
me

>>939544479
how can i have a look? i can't fing em

caged for mommy ee

>>939544524
liar

>>939544524
ee is not dominant at all why would you cage for her instead of someone like poki or vie

>>939544756
>ee is not dominant at all
that's what makes it hot

f4mi poster in case you are here: found something you might enjoy

>>939545025
thoroughly enjoyed

this shit died out of nowhere

>>939545448
ayo

>>939545451
uhhh ok

Some of you are just massive faggots idek why you're on a thread about simping over egirls

>>939546067
shut up

daily tourist, make sure to show him around guys

you think pepo's bf has ever gooned before?

>>939546292
yeah i have

>>939546292
Only fucking for him

very real possibility of pepo anons falling for her boyfriend too

Your reminder that Mar went to the beach in a tiny bikini today

>>939546593
i didn't need to know that

>>939545025
MOAR pls

Good stream

>>939546593
fuck you dude

bnn o7

>>939546593
bet she showers naked too

>>939547213
aulfaerys o7

>>939547513
bigger mystery than drdisrespect

well stream

post fus flexing I actually just lifted

>>939538690
Syanne's ass looked insane in that cosplay

>>939547701
different timezone might work better for this request

>>939547685
left is called the train
right is called kitboga
indians beware

>>939547213
he posted in community not long ago he's just hasn't had time/

>>939547513
i will try to ask her about what happened again at some point

>>939547939
BRUTAL mogging

wait mar streamed today? i was outside

>>939548021
she’s a big guy

slut

>cat seems less put together but is more mature, motivated, and stable

>mat looks more put together but is lazy and immature

6 stem status?

>>939548150
insecurity

DID MAR STREAM TODAY YOU FAGGOTS

>>939548128
Goddess

>>939548206
yes dude no need to yell

>>939548271
sorry, anything interesting happened or was said?

>>939548290
>anything interesting
>mar stream

>>939548290
she said fuck the palestinians

>>939548290
she drank alcohol at the wedding
wants to go home
might upload insta post of her in the dress she wore at the wedding
maybe another brazil stream

>>939548365
based

>>939548386
thanks bro, she shouldn't be drinking tho wtf isnt she 20

don’t talk about jadey like that

YOOOOOOOO
https://www.tiktok.com/@sheepxing/video/7547830354569137439

Higher quality at https://www.redgifs.com/watch/tartrichqueenalexandrasbirdwing

discord: tommytronco

good morning

>>939548489
that was the stupidest shit ive ever seen

>>939548527
Good morning and welcome back Princess

>>939548527
the fuck?

>>939548446
legal in brazil heh

>>939548478
baste defender

fuck john choi, the most handsome man on earth

>>939548591
screw john choi and his snatched waist!

>>939548560
good morning

>>939548565
wot

>>939548386
thats it im calling the police on miz for supplying alcohol to a minor

>>939548660
fuck that guy he makes me feel bad about myself and my life

>>939548600
made for hand holding

>>939548152
she's got to work on a group project with zelda guy

>>939548793
>fuck that guy
yeah fuck that guy bro!

nigga

>>939549002
holy

>>939548946
you cant say that word not on the internet

>>939549093
7/10 would suck any part of her.

>zelda guy
imagine being so boring that your personality and identity are reduced to a media franchise you consoom

>>939549067
irl is fair game then

>>939549516
true, imagine calling yourself a marfag

>>939548859
real news?

>>939548859
It's so over

>>939549517
this thread should have a red flag and theres no reason to disengage

>>939549516
piss/shit girl would never

>>939549584
that's on gah

>>939549745
kek

>>939548859
Zelda guy dick appointment is on Wednesday.

>>939547685
>>939549837
C'mon ai guy, you can make her punch some pajeets with these

>>939549921
I'd like to add her shooting the prop gun to the list of AI requests

>>939549837
Niggas always lying about 6 stem status

>pepo fans abandoned for a manlet

At least he's White.

six getting a bf is either going to make me rope or quit this place forever

>>939550259
There will always be a new shut-in girl to replace them with.

>>939550259
>six getting a bf
this happened already so what are you waiting for

same outcome for us I guess

>>939550259
What if you quit yourself and then rope this place?

gonna go to bed there betta be some good images posted so i can jork it

So which stem status is it?

>>939550379
just go ask her bitch

never yearn

>>939550428
With fu's like this who would right?

>>939550428
then whats the point...

>>939540002
theyre def bigger than that

>>939550299
qrd?

>>939550469
i need you to apologize immediately
>>939550492
idk I'm already way too far gone, I do not follow my own advice

>>939550545
Hardly

>>939550653
>idk I'm already way too far gone, I do not follow my own advice
same and same

ruunachu live

>>939550293
there's only one six

>>939550653
Heheh

>>939550718
I doubt they get bigger when she is hard anon

>>939550653
Bald spammer.

>>939550968
mommy

>>939551091
finally someone calls him out for being hair free

6 going live, just what I need to ruin my night

>>939551168
She won't, she will stall for 50 minutes and then feel better about herself knowing she has so many simps licking her hand

>>939551163
yeah bro he went straight for the jugular, I'll never recover

i miss the qt x atrioc collabs
why'd he have to boomer tab

>>939551277
I wish

>>939551366
At least she could have rabbies, people usually don't survive that

>>939551409
Stop

>>939551458
What thing

>>939551321
I want to kiss them (hands)

>>939551481
She not have rabies

Freak

>more than 6 minutes for getting tea
That means quickie with the zelda guy isn't

antipsivision

6

>>939551651
Impossible, 6 like slow and loving not quickies

>>939551490
her hands, sure

>she is getting her unibrown grown so we know she is dumb
And maybe she also wants that we get over her

freaks

>>939551780
I would hold them firmly but not too firm

Freak

6 live, depression high, rage high, hope this bitch dies

6 live, football live, life is good
gonna get another drink

>>939552012
KYS KYS KYS DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>939550829
thanks

>>939552035
you seem unwell
you should be filled with joy when she goes live

>>939552157
I would if she we presence hadn’t ruined my life

>>939547939
The girl with the wig Is a former wrestler and weight lifter, she's on another level

>forced her brother to sleep in the same bed up until she was 15
Jamie fans are never beating the incest allegations

>>939550252
Can someone explain why a cute girl like this would settle for a faggot with a wage slave job? I thought girls didn't like losers and shit

>>939550259
Not even joking, I feel like she is a lesbian.

>>939550252
so that's why they stopped posting her kek

>>939549837
>>939548859
Who the fuck is Zelda guy? I've been out of her stream all year and just randomly click through vods

>>939552444
>I thought girls didn't like losers and shit
are you from 1997 or something?
bro the amount of chicks ive met who are paying some loser dudes bills.. chicks fuck around with losers all of the time
shes also a loser and legitimately low IQ

>>939552474
True but not out of attraction just because men scare her

>>939552503
some guy she met at school who she thought was too cool for her
I think he had a zelda notebook or some shit idr

>>939537330
what kind?

>>939552474
She likes men she just doesn’t want to date one and won’t fuck someone without dating

sc mods added "leaks=ban" to the title of the andrea thread lmfao at least they figured out they can't indefinitely lock a thread every time someone posts something they don't like. fucking retards

>>939552718
what the fucks wrong with them

I'm the only one that loves her

>hoodie stream
shes gonna cry today isnt she

>no thanking her cute genetics
Evil lying bitch at it again

>>939552845
silksong would do that anyways

>>939552755
I can't tell if they are actually still scared of the lawyers or if they're just moralfagging redditors using that as an excuse. maybe both

I unfollowed her months ago LEAVE ME ALONE

>>939553019
its moralfag shit they remove threads of dead pornstars out of respect

rabies has like a 100% mortality rate shes a goner

>>939553025
why did you unfollow the literal goddess?
too depressed that you will never be with her?

>she finally does bg vid
>the guy is a hairy ass white dude with a beer gut

>>939553105
who lol

>>939553085
>>939553105
bro what the fuck are you vagueposters even talking about

>>939553105
catering to her audience

>>939553076
lmao wtf

>>939553150
im not even joking kek

>>939553010
Another Aryan god for the girl who doesn't see race.

smc is better

zip up hoodies are cringe, baggy pullovers only

>>939553300
but the zippers are fun to play with....

>>939552521
yet when I have no car girls laugh and shit

>>939553319
he's literally me

>>939553319
strawberry...

>>939553349
alright you've convinced me i’ve changed my ways

>mars insta post
yep, mar went to the place i go often to surf, i didnt even know she was here until yesterday, fml

>>939553300
are you retarded? you got that backwards, baggy pullovers are fashion try hards cringe shit

>>939553591
alright i changed my mind zip up hoodies are cringe still

>thick zipper running down the length of a garment meant to be comfortable

>zipper

>comfortable

NGMI

>>939553591
t.

"who is six ellie"

>>939553737
DEFINITELY an asmon-ass take

>>939553721
sorry im not so fat that im bulging out of my sweater

>”my lips are a good size”
>implies that there is a bad lip size
>also claims everyone is beautiful and all features are equal
Fuck 6L

need 6l to rate my lips

>>939553854
that bitch

wakewilder? nothanks. also, yeb is crazy

>>939553898
wet shirt yeb sexo

>>939552444
She lives in an RV

>>939554431
>>939554431

you ever think about how xqc has a high female viewer ration than most streamers?