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Anonymous No.939536961 >>939536971 >>939536988 >>939536998 >>939537005 >>939537023 >>939537030 >>939537057 >>939537063 >>939537069 >>939537126 >>939537174 >>939537183 >>939540094
CART NARCS
>Skee-bap-doodly-bap
>That's not where the cart goes, ma'am
New video, narceteers

https://youtu.be/_6-bQHivM0k
Anonymous No.939536962
Agent Sebastian rocks!
Anonymous No.939536963 >>939536964 >>939537104 >>939537292
cart nacs is peak reddit
Anonymous No.939536964 >>939537069 >>939537128
>>939536963
t. lazybones
Anonymous No.939536965 >>939536977 >>939536986 >>939537009
to me is this one
Anonymous No.939536966 >>939536969 >>939536974 >>939536978
I always feel so autistic and virgin-y pushing the cart all the way back into the store past the four or five carts lined up on the pavement outside the grocery.
Anonymous No.939536967
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.939536968
This is extremely racist and problematic.
Anonymous No.939536969 >>939536974
>>939536966
You're a fucking sheep. Chad's don't return carts. I dont work for the store.
Anonymous No.939536970
How can anyone sit through eight minutes of that sheboon screeching?
Anonymous No.939536971 >>939536984 >>939537160 >>939537203
>>939536961 (OP)
The guy making these videos and the people who unironically think he’s doing a good thing are reddit fags for sure, but I just don’t understand getting so mad at him. Just call him a fag and move on, it’s not that big a deal. I proudly leave my carts in the middle of the parking lot, maybe if I’m feeing nice I’ll push the cart as hard as I can fuck towards the side or into a flowerbed curb and maybe it’ll roll far enough out of the way or maybe not. Not my problem, fuck wagies.
Anonymous No.939536972 >>939536976 >>939536989 >>939536993 >>939537010 >>939537012 >>939537019
how has this dude not gotten stabbed or beaten up yet? also nice bod
Anonymous No.939536973
I don't like black people
Anonymous No.939536974 >>939536975 >>939536980 >>939536981
>>939536969
>>939536966
What fucking ghetto do you guys live in. I'm in Europe and have never seen a cart that wasn't returned.
Anonymous No.939536975 >>939536982
>>939536974
You live in a high trust society
Anonymous No.939536976
>>939536972
girl got da booty on the back AND the front
Anonymous No.939536977 >>939536979 >>939536986
>>939536965
drop a link nigger
Anonymous No.939536978
>>939536966

i'm sure there are a multitude of other reasons you feel autistic and virginy.
Anonymous No.939536979 >>939536983
>>939536977
youtube
Anonymous No.939536980
>>939536974

i pushed one of those heavy duty, six caster carts that home improvement stores have all the way back to the entrance after loading lumber. the guy talked to me like i was a saint or something. i guess most people are that fucking lazy.
Anonymous No.939536981 >>939536995
>>939536974
In the American South, the groids who shop at grocery stores have usually been historically socialized to act White enough to conform to these conventions. Disclaimer: I'm not talking about Louisiana because everybody in Louisiana is a nigger regardless of what color they are.
Anonymous No.939536982 >>939537140
>>939536975
aka anywhere in the first world but American
Anonymous No.939536983 >>939536985 >>939536987 >>939536990 >>939537157
>>939536979
that's so helpful thank you (commit suicide)
Anonymous No.939536984 >>939537001
>>939536971
The vast majority of people just ignore him and drive away.
What the channel really could be called is a is "Fishing for NPD". The people with narcissistic personality disorder simply cannot sustain any form of criticism and thrive on drama so they gleefully engage with him, getting off on their anger.
Anonymous No.939536985 >>939536991
>>939536983
>please spoon feed me because i'm just too fucking weak to find it myself daddy
Anonymous No.939536986 >>939536991 >>939536997 >>939537007 >>939537008 >>939537038
>>939536965
>>939536977
https://youtu.be/BvzMNLQs3Fc
Anonymous No.939536987 >>939536991
>>939536983
someone is a big ol' grumpy pants
Anonymous No.939536988
>>939536961 (OP)
If you don't return your cart you don't deserve to live. Simple as.
Anonymous No.939536989
>>939536972
>how has this dude not gotten stabbed or beaten up yet
Agent Sebastian is highly trained
Anonymous No.939536990
>>939536983
based i wish i could wear this as a shirt
Anonymous No.939536991 >>939536992
>>939536985
That doesn't really apply to this context. Especially here on imageboards, spoonfeeding refers to an anon typing up a post to explain or summarize some piece of information. In this case, I was only asking for a simple link, which might even add to your enjoyment of the thread since we might discuss some content with which you are familiar.

>>939536986
See faggot how hard was that

>>939536987
Yes I am perpetually filled with anger and hatred
Anonymous No.939536992 >>939536994
>>939536991
date me (im a guy)
Anonymous No.939536993
>>939536972
Because the people he's after are lazy, out of shape, quick to anger morons. They can't catch him and he remains calm while they're about to blow a gasket
Anonymous No.939536994 >>939536996
>>939536992
There will be no sex
Anonymous No.939536995 >>939537047
>>939536981
In Chicago, I have only seen Whites fail to return the cart.
Anonymous No.939536996 >>939536999 >>939537000
>>939536994
but my love language is touch
Anonymous No.939536997
>>939536986
>You started shit
>No, you're starting the poop
Anonymous No.939536998 >>939537002 >>939537011
>>939536961 (OP)
Wouldnt the narcissists be the ones building a sense of self importance and self appointed authority policing the people not returning shopping carts? The shopping cart retards would just be psycho or sociopaths
Anonymous No.939536999 >>939537004
>>939536996
Ok, but you're wearing a wig and a dress
Anonymous No.939537000 >>939537004
>>939536996
It will never work between us
Anonymous No.939537001
>>939536984

Ignoring him is not the issue. One can always assume that some mentally ill person is schizobabbling at you and you learn to filter those kinds out when going to public places.

The issue is when he approaches your car and slaps some magnet shit on it that you then have to go out and inspect since the schizobabbler might actually do damage or slap some device to your car and you're not sure what the fuck he's talking about. And then you basically have to interact with him, which is his plan. It's one thing to call someone a name or rant at them, but when they physically start messing with your property it's a different story.
Anonymous No.939537002
>>939536998
No, it's like he's telling people to stop littering right when they do it
Anonymous No.939537003 >>939537006
thanks to these videos i never return the cart. they should be thankful i park it on a curb instead of just flinging it across the parking lot when i'm done
Anonymous No.939537004
>>939536999
no
>>939537000
sad
Anonymous No.939537005
>>939536961 (OP)
What a bitch, she should put the cart back.
Anonymous No.939537006
>>939537003
you’re brown
Anonymous No.939537007 >>939537044
>>939536986
Yeah, he lost this one. When it reaches a point where he's clearly pulling out all the stops to save face/heart more than the other person, it's just pathetic
Anonymous No.939537008
>>939536986
“I’ve got a kid to back to”
>spends 6 minutes fighting with a stranger.
Anonymous No.939537009
>>939536965
For me it will always be the lazybonesitis lady. He just bullied her so bad into having a complete melt down that is now immortalized online.
Anonymous No.939537010 >>939537122
>>939536972
It should actually be illegal to have a body like this. Imagine the morale a country would have if nobody looked like this.
Anonymous No.939537011
>>939536998
sure
Anonymous No.939537012
>>939536972
Absolutely disgusting fatass and a dumb screaming lazy bitch.
Anonymous No.939537013 >>939537015 >>939537016 >>939537017 >>939537021 >>939537022 >>939537029 >>939537031 >>939537148 >>939537153
absolutely gay garbage. provoking people into making a fool out of themselves for content, like million other garbage tubers, just this one is especially gay. everything he does like putting the magnets on cars is deliberately designed to cross a psychological line without technically inflicting harm. and just like those countless channels confronting pickpockets and scammers, or the prank kids from 10 years ago. just endless monetizations of meaningless soft confrontations
Anonymous No.939537014 >>939537020 >>939537026 >>939537035 >>939537037 >>939539538
They pay wagies to get the carts. It’s fine to leave carts out. Pranksters are the lowest scum on the earth, and they pick soft targets like women. I would slap the phone out his hand and lay his ass out.
Anonymous No.939537015
>>939537013
just put the cart back and there won't be a problem
Anonymous No.939537016
>>939537013
He's telling people with no manners to stop being retarded assholes, if he could fucking hit them in the back of the head with a baseball bat that'd be great.
Anonymous No.939537017
>>939537013
Why can't you just put your cart up?
Anonymous No.939537018 >>939537072
>going about your day
>some peewee cuckboi pops out of thin air like a fairy and is chastizing you and forcing you through a recorded humiliation ritual
>they entire thing is performative and fine tuned to get the most amount of obnoxiousness out of the least important issue possible
Anonymous No.939537019 >>939537095
>>939536972
He chooses his targets wisely. I don't think he's ever gone after a gangbanging nigger or spic despite living in SoCal lmao
Anonymous No.939537020 >>939537027
>>939537014
You're trash. Any decent person would just say
>Yeah you're right I should put it back
And be ashamed that they didn't in the first place.
Anonymous No.939537021
>>939537013
Yes and? It's funny and good.
Anonymous No.939537022
>>939537013
>t. lazybones
Anonymous No.939537023
>>939536961 (OP)
I liked when he went to Australia and couldn't find a single person who spoke English. Just Jeets and Asians blank staring him.
Anonymous No.939537024
Cart Narcs is based because he supports the Palestinian people in their fight against the demonic Zionists in Israel and abroad. Reminder to shame your local Zionist.
Anonymous No.939537025
>Frank Hassle style pestering but with reddity virtue signaling slapped on top to make it palatable to redditors
How did nobody think of this before him
Anonymous No.939537026 >>939537033 >>939537039
>>939537014
>They pay wagies to get the carts.
That drives up grocery prices.
Anonymous No.939537027 >>939537036 >>939537045 >>939537054
>>939537020
No, he’s trash for the reason I said. He bullies soft targets over stupid shit for “content” and to make money. Fuck that queer.
Anonymous No.939537028
I used to work at a grocery store and cart duty was my favorite task. I'd milk it, pretend I was wrangling carts when I was actually on my phone smoking by the dumpster. Then I'd come back in and take my break. I never return my cart because I don't want to deprive a fellow wagie from a paid 1 hour break
Anonymous No.939537029
>>939537013
return the cart nigger
Anonymous No.939537030 >>939537110
>>939536961 (OP)
>going after boomers and fat women
so brave. I bet pretends to not see anything when a black dude does it.
Anonymous No.939537031
>>939537013
>provoking people into
Why do idiots always go here? It's fucking hilarious bro. Even fuckin cops can't understand reality.
>durrr that guy controlled my emotions and made me act like a little baby retard
Anonymous No.939537032 >>939537042
Unironically hope someone snaps and really changes the trajectory of his life.
Anonymous No.939537033 >>939537040
>>939537026
It's already priced in. You're either paying for them to return your own cart or you're a cuck paying them to return other people's carts
Anonymous No.939537034
Surveillance Camera Man is vastly superior.
Anonymous No.939537035 >>939537060
>>939537014
That's like saying it's fine to take a shit on the floor because they pay janitors to clean up messes. You're a piece of shit.
Living in a society demands a minimum level of courtesy.
Anonymous No.939537036 >>939537043 >>939537052 >>939537065
>>939537027
He does not bully anyone, he tells them they should put the cart back and then they act like unhinged retards. Those people should be put down.
Anonymous No.939537037
>>939537014
I wish we had no anonymity online, only so I could know who you are to avoid your dumb ass always.
Anonymous No.939537038 >>939537051 >>939537053 >>939537059
>>939536986
Fucking lol, why didn't she just drive away?
Anonymous No.939537039 >>939537048
>>939537026
No it doesn’t.
Anonymous No.939537040
>>939537033
>It's already priced in.
Because of lazybones like you. If everyone returned their cart the grocery store industry wouldn't have to do that.
Anonymous No.939537041 >>939537046 >>939537064 >>939537090 >>939537096
How can he further escalate without crossing the line? The magnet thing is already a bit much but I'm sure he can come up with something more obnoxious.

>pulls up the cart you left in front of your car and keeps repositioning so you can't drive away
>snapshots your license plate and face and displays it on a big screen on top of his own car that says "lazybones drives THIS car"
Anonymous No.939537042
>>939537032
I hope he snaps and starts shooting people who refuse to put the cart back in the fucking head.
Anonymous No.939537043 >>939537049 >>939537050 >>939537056
>>939537036
What's the point of the camera if he's not trying to humiliate people?
Anonymous No.939537044
>>939537007
Let's just tell the truth: It's not okay to make white women this angry. We are supposed to protect them. Darkies, obeses, men, they don't matter. We have to make sure thin white women are protected.
Anonymous No.939537045
>>939537027
>soft targets
those poor lazy niggers…
Anonymous No.939537046
>>939537041
He could livestream it and have a sign on himself that says you're on Cart Narc TV LIVE!
Anonymous No.939537047
>>939536995
That's payback to the nigger cart pushers for being a part of the rampant gang violence.
Anonymous No.939537048
>>939537039
How do you think grocery stores make money, anon?
Anonymous No.939537049 >>939537077
>>939537043
They're humiliating themselves by acting like unhinged children with no manners. If they just say
>Sorry I'll put it back
There wouldn't be any video.
Anonymous No.939537050 >>939537077
>>939537043
If you didn't want to be humiliated, why did you do something humiliating in public?
Anonymous No.939537051 >>939537068
>>939537038
Because she got triggered when a mentally ill person kept fucking with her car by attaching magnets to it over and over.
Anonymous No.939537052 >>939537067 >>939537074
>>939537036
>He does not bully anyone
Yes he does. Just because he’s a queer doesn’t make it not bullying.
Anonymous No.939537053
>>939537038
Because he disrespected her a little bit.
Anonymous No.939537054 >>939537073
>>939537027
Bro... just put the cart back it only takes 2 extra minutes...
Anonymous No.939537055 >>939537058 >>939537062 >>939537079 >>939537080
why don't they just fucking drive away?
Anonymous No.939537056 >>939537077 >>939537164
>>939537043
>What's the point of the camera
To film what's around him? You guys scared of cameras are so stupid.
Anonymous No.939537057 >>939537061
>>939536961 (OP)
way to ruin a great piece of street social science
Anonymous No.939537058
>>939537055
A lot of these people are not very stable and are very sensitive to any criticism.
Anonymous No.939537059
>>939537038
Because he puts magnets on her car every time she attempts to leave. Americans have very unhealthy relationships with their cars. If someone so much as brushes against their car by accident, they lose their minds and often attempt to murder that person. The thought of simply driving home with the magnet on and taking of off later is not even on the table. He touched her car, that means he must die, is what she's thinking.
Anonymous No.939537060
>>939537035
>That's like saying it's fine to take a shit on the floor
That’s a false equivalence, you idiot.
Anonymous No.939537061
>>939537057
>ruin
Strange way to say "exploit for kinography".
Anonymous No.939537062
>>939537055
low iq
Anonymous No.939537063 >>939537082
>>939536961 (OP)
I dont watch these videos because I dont like conflict
Anonymous No.939537064
>>939537041
He could wear a hat with an LCD screen on it that is a live feed of his own camera, thus the lazybones can see themselves having a shit-fit.
Anonymous No.939537065 >>939537070 >>939537075 >>939537076 >>939537083 >>939537108
>>939537036
No he escalated it by attaching magnets to their cars as they're driving off.

Would you be okay with some goober attaching magnetic stuff to your car?
Anonymous No.939537066 >>939537078
>get sticker on your car
>leave parking lot, park, throw the gay magnet away and go on about your day
Why are amerifats incapable of doing this?
Anonymous No.939537067 >>939537094 >>939537100
>>939537052
This. Liberals love bullying and will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify humiliating someone and having it be acceptable. This guy picked people who leave their carts out.

The liberal mind wants to hurt and harass but only in an acceptable context. They will never challenge status quo.
Anonymous No.939537068
>>939537051
It's a funny little magnet, who cares
Anonymous No.939537069 >>939537132 >>939541901
>>939536961 (OP)
>>939536964
Doesn't this guy fake all his videos now after that dude pulled a gun on him and the cops told the faggot that it was his fault for touching the guys car?
Anonymous No.939537070
>>939537065
based, lazyniggers get what they fucking deserve
Anonymous No.939537071 >>939537084 >>939537131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIYLjvqBJuI

For me it's this one
Anonymous No.939537072 >>939537125
>>939537018
If you just ignore him, he doesn't get the content he wants and his footage is useless. That's how the majority of his interactions go.
>*gay noise* uh you didn't put your cart away
>*ignores the fairy*
>drives away
Anonymous No.939537073
>>939537054
But then your favorite little queer wouldn’t be able to make money bullying people.
Anonymous No.939537074 >>939537086
>>939537052
Reminding people to act like a responsible member of society is not bullying.
Anonymous No.939537075 >>939537088
>>939537065
No magnet if they clean up after themselves. But yeah if someone put a magnet on my car for no reason whatsoever I would just drive home and then remove it at home.
Anonymous No.939537076 >>939537088 >>939537092 >>939537097
>>939537065
>Would you be okay with some goober attaching magnetic stuff to your car?
No, but I'd recognize that escalating the conflict over a fridge magnet on my car would make me look insane and retarded.
Anonymous No.939537077 >>939537081 >>939537089
>>939537049
>>939537050
>>939537056
The camera thing is excessive, it's clearly a cancel culture thing trying to ruin people's lives. There are millions of monsters in this country that don't get anything bad their way but because these serfs are caught doing something naughty in public after just spending $100 on eggs they're made to be humiliated in front of a stadium's worth of people.
Anonymous No.939537078 >>939537116
>>939537066
Because you don't know what the fuck he's attaching and you have to go out and inspect it and by that time he's interacting and recording you more trying to get a reaction.
Anonymous No.939537079
>>939537055
She got disrespected so that means she has to kill him to restore the balance. This is literally how niggers think, gaols are full of primitive savages like this.
Anonymous No.939537080
>>939537055
probably at least 9/10 do but they don't get the big views
Anonymous No.939537081
>>939537077
put the cart back nigger
Anonymous No.939537082
>>939537063
Anon, agent Sebastian is highly trained.
He isn't in any real danger and knows to make his escape the few times he has been
Anonymous No.939537083
>>939537065
Are you saying they should return their magnet?
Anonymous No.939537084
>>939537071
would
Anonymous No.939537085
>THAT FAIRY IS BULLYING THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS LAZYBUMS!!!
does /tv/eddit really?
Anonymous No.939537086 >>939537091 >>939537093 >>939537099 >>939537102
>>939537074
Recording people and harassing them is bullying. Simple as.
Anonymous No.939537087
Leaving the cart like that is kinda like being an indian shitting on the street, same mentality. Anyone who defends it is a street shitting retard.
Anonymous No.939537088 >>939537102 >>939537105
>>939537076
>>939537075
Yeah but in the moment you don't know what it is.
One second you're about to head home and some pee wee herman creature is ranting at you and the next second he's fucking with your car.
Now you have to go check out if he caused some damage etc ....
Anonymous No.939537089
>>939537077
Just put the cart back and there won't be problem.
Anonymous No.939537090 >>939537098
>>939537041
First option is holding someone hostage. He'd go to jail really quick.
The second one is doxxing. He'd go to jail really quick if something bad happened to someone he doxxed.
Anonymous No.939537091 >>939537101
>>939537086
They deserve it.
Anonymous No.939537092
>>939537076
THIS
if you aren’t low iq enough not to return your cart you would understand this
Anonymous No.939537093 >>939537101
>>939537086
Drastic times require drastic measures.
Anonymous No.939537094
>>939537067
Truth.
Anonymous No.939537095
>>939537019
There's been a few episodes he's been chased. One guy chased him through Walmart for insulting his wife.
Anonymous No.939537096 >>939541085
>>939537041
there's a group in russia who fucks with drivers who hop the curb and drive down a specific sidewalk. they have gigantic stickers they'll put on someone's windshield so they have to get out and clean it off. even better you could perforate the stickers so they can't be removed easily
Anonymous No.939537097 >>939537105 >>939537115
>>939537076
It's vandalism. Police yelled at him for it when the guy he was annoying pulled a gun on him.
Anonymous No.939537098
>>939537090
>He'd go to jail really quick if something bad happened to someone he doxxed.
No he wouldn't. "Doxxing" is protecting under the first amendment of the constitution, as long as you don't make a call to action you're fine. You've been brainwashed by tech companies to think it's illegal
Anonymous No.939537099 >>939537109
>>939537086
>bullied
they deserve to be shot tbqhwy
Anonymous No.939537100
>>939537067
Just put the cart back.
Anonymous No.939537101 >>939537106 >>939537111
>>939537091
>>939537093
Thanks for admitting it.
Anonymous No.939537102 >>939537109
>>939537086
So? Society needs bullying to discourage undesirable behaviors.
>>939537088
Let's say I thought he damaged my car with something. I'd get out to inspect the damage. I'd take off the magnet and see that there's no damage. I'd take his picture just in case I need proof for insurance then drive home (as he puts another magnet on).
Anonymous No.939537103
If you refuse to clean up after yourself you're trash simple as that. Sure he's annoying but he's unleashing his annoying shit on people who deserve it.
Anonymous No.939537104
>>939536963
This but unironically
Anonymous No.939537105
>>939537088
>>939537097
found the low iq no impulse control brownoids
Anonymous No.939537106 >>939537112 >>939537114
>>939537101
Is a teacher bullying a misbehaving student for sending them to detention?
Anonymous No.939537107 >>939537121
>I just got a text of an emergency.
>I just had surgery and I barely made it this far
>i know the retard they hired to cart wrangle and he needs to keep busy because the store might lay him off
>fuck you that’s why

These people are scum. You don’t know someone’s individual circumstances, and they don’t have the balls to go after actual criminals iminal activity At least the sketchy pedo hunters are debatably doing a public service.
Anonymous No.939537108
>>939537065
I think it would be cool if people put magnetic stickers on my car for no raisin. If I ever saw the cart narcs I would deliberately assault a black person with my cart just to get a magnet. I used to do some flyer bombing.
Anonymous No.939537109 >>939537111 >>939537119
>>939537099
>>939537102
Thanks for admitting it, Psychos.
Anonymous No.939537110
>>939537030
Here's one black dude out of others he has https://youtu.be/jn0FL2nfo3A?si=P1_8hMQEo_4RLzhj
Anonymous No.939537111 >>939537118 >>939537123
>>939537109
>>939537101
>thanks for explaining how the world works
You're welcome, pussy boy
Anonymous No.939537112
>>939537106
These are both adults. The proper analogy would be a student sending another student to detention somehow
Anonymous No.939537113
cops really need to stop bullying those future black doctors on their way to school and church
Anonymous No.939537114 >>939537117 >>939537120 >>939537143
>>939537106
Like I said and people admitted it; Recording people and harassing them is bullying. Simple as.
Anonymous No.939537115 >>939537149
>>939537097
If leaving a magnet on someone's car is vandalism then so is leaving your cart laying around the parking lot.
Anonymous No.939537116
>>939537078
>step outside and look
>notice it's some faggy sign
>call him a faggot or ignore him and proceed with my previous post
Not that difficult.
Anonymous No.939537117 >>939537134
>>939537114
You haven't explained why that's bad, though.
Anonymous No.939537118 >>939537124 >>939537130
>>939537111
Except that's not how the world works, you don't shoot people who don't put their carts back. You slink away in your car like a beta and then cheerlead for an annoying male karen when you get home
Anonymous No.939537119
>>939537109
hope you learned how to behave a little more like a human
Anonymous No.939537120
>>939537114
> Recording people and harassing them is bullying.
It isn't. It's the consequences of violating the social contract: shaming.
Anonymous No.939537121 >>939537135 >>939537191
>>939537107
Literally every single person he harasses are lazy trash who deserve it. You can tell they do not have any kind of emergency, they just don't want to clean up after themselves, just like a fucking indian shitting on the streets.
Anonymous No.939537122 >>939537133
>>939537010
It's literally the body US processed "food" companies produce and US medical industry loves since it results in so many issues
Anonymous No.939537123 >>939537129 >>939537130
>>939537111
Recording yourself harassing people over cart bullshit is not how the world works. Try it and find out. Oh, make sure to only go after women though, Bitch.
Anonymous No.939537124 >>939537128
>>939537118
this nigger don’t return his cart lmfao
Anonymous No.939537125
>>939537072
I wonder how often he makes a mistake and thinks someone left a cart when they didn't
Anonymous No.939537126 >>939537138
>>939536961 (OP)
Friendly reminder he was on Dr. Phil
https://youtu.be/xwo0xvn_GOg?si=zUPXjclSmekjBD83
Anonymous No.939537127 >>939537144
If one of these cart narc FAGGOTS tried to put a magnet on my mom's prius it would be the last thing that motherfucker does. I never take the cart back, praying one these pussies come out of the bushes to try to push me. I'm 6'0" 200lbs so I'm already an intimidating guy but they don't know I've seen a lot of amateur wrestling and I could triangle choke one of these little cunts onto the tarmac before they could say one of their corny little one liners. I'd wipe the concrete with one of their smug grins. I don't care if they call me a lazybones, I have US Army training and know how to fucking use it.
Anonymous No.939537128 >>939537137
>>939536964
>>939537124
I mean, what are you gonna do about it? I poppa wheelie on the cart and set it on the curb. You're quietly seething from your car. And now you're ten seconds away from a mental breakdown on 4chan. But you won't actually do anything other than whinge and cry.
Anonymous No.939537129
>>939537123
>think of the wahhhmans
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.939537130 >>939537136 >>939537142
>>939537118
>trolling retards is the same thing as shooting them
Holy fuck you're dumb. Hopefully the bullying you experience in school escalates until you finally grow a pair.
>>939537123
>Try it and find out.
Agent Sebastian already does it for free with great success. Try not being a little bitch
Anonymous No.939537131
>>939537071
lmao, his debate and rage bait skill is unmatched
Anonymous No.939537132 >>939537149
>>939537069
>I won’t put my kart back but I will commit murder to soothe my ego
Anonymous No.939537133
>>939537122
Jarvis, what are the demographics of these US bodies?
Anonymous No.939537134 >>939537141
>>939537117
>why is harassing people for content bad
Wow. The pure stupidity.
Anonymous No.939537135
>>939537121
yeah this desu
Anonymous No.939537136
>>939537130
>can't follow a basic reply chain
First day on 4chan?
Anonymous No.939537137
>>939537128
call you a nigger while you cry about it
Anonymous No.939537138 >>939537151
>>939537126
All of Dr.Phil's guests could turn it around on him and his fake Doctor reality tv bullshit that also makes a spectacle of fucked up losers.
(and that cash me outside wigger whore monstrosity a millionaire)
I guess his jew lawyers make all guests sign an iron clad contract not to go there
Anonymous No.939537139 >>939537145 >>939537146 >>939537165
>I refuse to go to the toilet, I will shit in the streets
>STOP TELLING ME TO GO TO THE TOILET, STOP BULLYING ME
Anonymous No.939537140
>>939536982
Yeah I’m sure the war torn Muslim countries or African countries where they eat each other are more high trust than America lol.
Anonymous No.939537141 >>939537161
>>939537134
Why do you fags always just pretend to be outraged instead of answering the question?
Anonymous No.939537142
>>939537130
Yeah he does because he picks a few soft targets, like I said. It’s not just a typical thing.
Anonymous No.939537143 >>939537152 >>939537167
>>939537114
You don't get to do whatever you want in public and expect no push-back. And you can't call that push-back "bullying". When you don't put up your cart you are making a nuisance in the parking lot. The historic consequences of this have been public shaming, since it's not really a big enough deal to actually enforce a law or fine about. People will shake their heads and "tsk tsk" about it. You thus learn that you should behave in a better manner and not make a nuisance for your fellow members of society. And that's what the cameras and magnet are all about. Some people take their chastisement with grace, some don't care at all, and some totally freak out.

But this is not "bullying". You need to expand your vocabulary. It's public shaming, it's finger-wagging, it's tattle-telling, but it's not "bullying".
Anonymous No.939537144 >>939537147 >>939537177
>>939537127
It's only him out there doing it but you sound like you just want confrontation no matter the circumstances.
Anonymous No.939537145
>>939537139
wow bullying people because they need to take a shit on the street?
society is collapsing
Anonymous No.939537146
>>939537139
Shart Narcs: India when?
Anonymous No.939537147 >>939537156
>>939537144
that post was satire, you turbo-autist
Anonymous No.939537148 >>939537195
>>939537013
This whole site is dedicated to people provoking others over absolutely nothing. The difference is nobody gets paid for it.
Anonymous No.939537149 >>939537159
>>939537115
No.
>>939537132
Keep seething that the police told you that you were wrong.
Anonymous No.939537150 >>939537155 >>939537200
Imagine how retarded you have to be on 4chan on /tv/ to believe the autistics defending this faggot for an entire thread even leave their house or care at all. Get a clue morans
Anonymous No.939537151
>>939537138
It was funny. They got the one guest on that he did break the law calling out by putting the guys cart behind his vehicle blocking him and the dude was crying about it. Then they trotted out someone unrelated and begged him to stop.
Anonymous No.939537152 >>939537158
>>939537143
People already admitted that it was. Recording people and harassing them over cart nonsense is bullying. Making a nuisance in the parking lot? Get real. You or him don’t care about that shit. You just want to disturb people, you Psychos.
Anonymous No.939537153
>>939537013
>putting shit on people's cars
I'd be inclined to agree that he's crossed the "moral line" into "fighting words" like ask any two men and they'd agree that that's basically a challenge to mutual combat.
Anonymous No.939537154 >>939537162 >>939537169 >>939537175 >>939537180 >>939537212
Has anyone ITT actually confronted a cart abandoner IRL or do you just cheerlead for your favorite influencer
Anonymous No.939537155
>>939537150
That's for enlightening us on how things work around her, above-it-all anon.
Anonymous No.939537156 >>939537163
>>939537147
Sure it was
>It's satire when convenient
Anonymous No.939537157
>>939536983
greatest /tv/ thread of all time
Anonymous No.939537158 >>939537166
>>939537152
Once again, you simply do not understand the definition of bullying and need to expand your English vocabulary.
Anonymous No.939537159 >>939537171 >>939537179 >>939537184
>>939537149
You’re right, if someone touches my car I should be able to shoot them in the middle of a grocery store parking lot.
Anonymous No.939537160
>>939536971
Honestly if he was more down low with it and just filmed and joked around at them it would be fine. But running around pretending to be some sort of authority to throw the victims off then posting “tickets” to their vehicle crosses the line. Parking lots can be dangerous so jumping out and confronting people with a camera, then touching their car? Nah man I’d be pissed off too.
Anonymous No.939537161 >>939537182
>>939537141
provoking people can potentially cause crimes, which doesn't help society, which I assume is his intention from the gecko.
Anonymous No.939537162 >>939537168
>>939537154
I've never seen someone actually do it. I've only seen the shameful abandoned carts blocking parking spaces.
Anonymous No.939537163 >>939537173
>>939537156
you're the single biggest issue with the internet today, autists who are so emotionally blind you can't see very blatant and obvious satire when it's staring you right in the face.
Anonymous No.939537164 >>939537218
>>939537056
Pointing a camera in someone's face is basically starting a fight, even if is funny that he (most likely statistically) terrorises niggers
Anonymous No.939537165 >>939537178
>>939537139
>these 2 completely different things are the same
Nope. That’s pure stupidity you’re displaying.
Anonymous No.939537166 >>939537172
>>939537158
It is bullying. You seem to think the objective is to make people return their carts, which is pretty childish and naive
Anonymous No.939537167 >>939537176 >>939537189 >>939537192
>>939537143
Chastising someone over something like that is one thing, but the magnet is over the line. You don't physically mess with people's property, especially repeatedly.
It crosses a line and is transgressive and a deliberate ploy to escalate so he can get better footage.
Anonymous No.939537168
>>939537162
I feel bad for not doing it. that's someone's livelihood right there.
Anonymous No.939537169
>>939537154
It's not worth it. The kind of person that doesn't put their cart up where it belongs wasn't raised right to pick up after themselves. Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Anonymous No.939537170 >>939537187
You can tell there's a lot of trashy people itt who doesn't put their cart back and feel angry that people see them as trash.
Anonymous No.939537171
>>939537159
Correct.
Anonymous No.939537172 >>939537181
>>939537166
It’s not bullying to ask a person to exercise some common courtesy.
Anonymous No.939537173
>>939537163
I'm so happy I could provide your outlet for confrontation anon. Thanks for proving me right :)
Anonymous No.939537174
>>939536961 (OP)
i like when he pretends to put a magnet on a car and they get out and look for it
har har
Anonymous No.939537175
>>939537154
You already know. They will just cheer for their favorite abuser online. It’s great “content”.
Anonymous No.939537176 >>939537190 >>939537198
>>939537167
You must be joking, it's an innocent prank that a sane person would just laugh at
Anonymous No.939537177 >>939537186
>>939537144
Bitch they're the ones looking for a confrontation, I'm just here to give it to them. They're real tough going after people's moms and old guys I'd like to see them start shit with someone like me. I'm typically a respectful dude, I follow the samurai bushido code, but that means I don't take SHIT from anyone either. These cart narc faggots wouldn't even try to mess with me, if I saw one of these faggots outside Walgreens when I'm picking up my insulin I'd make direct eye contact with him while leaving my cart over the line in two spaces knowing he won't do shit.
Anonymous No.939537178 >>939537185
>>939537165
No, obviously taking a shit is more disgusting, but they're both signs of a trash person who doesn't think about anyone else but themselves, they definitely litter as well.
Anonymous No.939537179
>>939537159
if someone doesn't put their cart up, he should be able to shoot them in the middle of the grocery store parking lot.
Anonymous No.939537180
>>939537154
No, there are some insane people out there waiting for an excuse to murder the next stranger who slights them.
Anonymous No.939537181 >>939537197
>>939537172
Is that the only thing he does?
Anonymous No.939537182
>>939537161
If you're going to commit a crime because someone told you to return a cart you're a ticking time bomb anyway and it's better that you got locked up before you could hurt a kid or something.
Anonymous No.939537183
>>939536961 (OP)
skikonda mad.
Anonymous No.939537184
>>939537159
Yes
Anonymous No.939537185 >>939537188
>>939537178
>they definitely litter as well
Another false equivalence.
Anonymous No.939537186 >>939537217
>>939537177
Funny you should mention a drugstore, was this you big boy?

https://youtu.be/JovIKbxZpNY?si=33NFKplJLAOzmoB1
Anonymous No.939537187 >>939537194 >>939537199 >>939537209
>>939537170
Today it's putting the cart back tomorrow it's something else.
The cart narc dude is on the same side as big government, telling you what to do and how to do it exactly to conform and obey their rules or otherwise get ostracized.

>just act like an NPC or you'll get publicly humiliated at best and lose your job and livelihood at worst if you don't obey your designated gay hall monitor.
Anonymous No.939537188 >>939537196
>>939537185
No it's the same though pattern, going to the trash can is too much work, someone else gets paid to clean up anyway.
Anonymous No.939537189
>>939537167
put your cart back lazy bones
Anonymous No.939537190 >>939537201 >>939537202 >>939537208
>>939537176
>innocent prank
“It’s just a prank bro!” It is harassment.
Anonymous No.939537191
>>939537121
>lazy trash
That's what I would call the people who make a living doing this.
Anonymous No.939537192
>>939537167
It's just a magnet.
>But I don't KNOW it's a magnet
So you got a little spook. Good, you got your attitude adjusted.
Anonymous No.939537193 >>939537206
All you anons are right, if I just leave my shitpost right here in the way of civilized discussion, the janny better not come and ask me to delete it. They're not an authority and they're do it for free. That's bullying and mean behavior.
Anonymous No.939537194
>>939537187
>today it's putting the cart back tomorrow it's shitting in the toilet
Anonymous No.939537195 >>939537210 >>939537213
>>939537148
the difference is were not sticking cameras into each others faces to embarass each other publicly for monetary gain while pretending we're on some cute or noble mission.
Anonymous No.939537196 >>939537205
>>939537188
Nope. It’s a total false equivalence.
Anonymous No.939537197 >>939537207 >>939537211
>>939537181
He asks them to return their kart and they tend to escalate to yelling and screaming and try to leave, so he designates them as a lazy bones. Which is a factual observation.
Anonymous No.939537198 >>939537216
>>939537176
>innocent prank

>some schizo is rambling at me at a parking lot, just trying to avoid him and be on my way
>he's not physically messing with my car and I have to go check what he's doing since I can't tell

Maybe in your cuck mind this is acceptable. Sort of how Seth Rogen was okay with people breaking into their cars 10 times a year because it's "LA culture", but normal people are not okay with their property fucked with.
Anonymous No.939537199
>>939537187
It's not a slippery slope. Just put the cart back.
Anonymous No.939537200
>>939537150
imagine not returning your cart like a nigger retard
Anonymous No.939537201 >>939537215
>>939537190
They could just drive away
Anonymous No.939537202 >>939537220
>>939537190
If you put your cart back you wouldnt need to be harassed like a lazy bones cuck
Anonymous No.939537203
>>939536971
Seriously, these people, especially at their age, baffle me. A lot of them were clearly teens/20s in the 90s, yet none of them have the discipline of chill sarcasm. You could turn faggotry like this back on the perpetrator easily by sarcastically telling him what a "special, upstanding good little soldier he's being" or something similar, ignoring the stupid magnet on your car until you get home (or even better saying "thanks" and wearing it like a badge of honor.) It's just weird seeing all these people now in their 40s without that level of poise. Why is everyone so deathly afraid of "looking bad" these days? Just fucking own it, dipshits
Anonymous No.939537204
It's so easy to distinguish nigger americans from humans in this thread lol
Anonymous No.939537205
>>939537196
If you dump something in the middle of a parking lot that would be littering, yes?
Anonymous No.939537206
>>939537193
Weee ooo weee ooo, that's not where the shit post goes!
Anonymous No.939537207 >>939537214
>>939537197
>conveniently ignores that he's physically interacting with your property (repeatedly) to escalate the situation
mhmmm, be very careful now...
Anonymous No.939537208
>>939537190
Put your cart back You fat piece of lazy shit
Anonymous No.939537209
>>939537187
This is some white trash hillbilly reasoning. The damn state is gonna force me to not act like trash!? Hell naw it's my right to act like trash!
Anonymous No.939537210
>>939537195
This
Anonymous No.939537211 >>939537219
>>939537197
You have a tranny mentality. You know that he's the one who escalates it but you've just decided to pretend that isn't the case to make your argument easier
Anonymous No.939537212
>>939537154
>confront an unhinged low impulse control cart abandoner
Anonymous No.939537213
>>939537195
The cart narc guy is just trolling for content, but the cause itself is noble even if his intentions are phony.
Anonymous No.939537214
>>939537207
You're implying that no other member of society is ever allowed to touch you or interact with your property (in a non-destructive manner) when you're in public violating the social contract by making a nuisance. This is false.
Anonymous No.939537215
>>939537201
It is harassment though, you admit?
Anonymous No.939537216
>>939537198
He's just slightly messing with people who did something slightly bad, for entertainment. Jesus, you people are sheltered
Anonymous No.939537217 >>939537304
>>939537186
>was this you big boy?
Nah, If I was in that parking lot with my big gulp, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that cart corral and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to leave our carts where ever we want, don't worry.'
Anonymous No.939537218 >>939537302
>>939537164
The camera protects him. It makes people think before assaulting him, as well as provide evidence that he did not assault said lazy bones.

This is pretty important around black people. While they may claim to hate cops, they call cops on anyone for the most minor inconvenience. I've asked black people to not park in the fire lane when I worked at a gas station, a few tried to square up and fight me. The majority of the rest called the cops... On me... For telling them they were parked illegally. When they got no sympathy from the cop, they'd claim I assaulted them. Security cameras always proved that wrong.

Remember, always record negros for your own safety.
Anonymous No.939537219 >>939537248
>>939537211
He makes an observation that they’re littering the lot and asks them to clean up after themselves. He doesn’t yell or throw things at the people being lazybones.
Anonymous No.939537220
>>939537202
Thanks for admitting it’s harassment over nothing.
Anonymous No.939537247
>>214381005
Anything can be harassment. The definition is just behavior that upsets another person
Anonymous No.939537248
>>939537219
>He makes an observation that they’re littering the lot and asks them to clean up after themselves.
And then he just walks away, right?
Anonymous No.939537253
>>214381005
It's not harassment, it's chastisement. There is a key difference.
Anonymous No.939537264
JANNY PUT THE THREAD BACK YOU TRANNY
Anonymous No.939537292 >>939537391
>>939536963
This. They literally pay people to put the carts away.
Anonymous No.939537302
>>939537218
>The camera protects him
More like, the camera is how he makes his money harassing people for content.
Anonymous No.939537304
>>939537217
That's what that guy wanted to do and clearly failed. I think it was you though.
Anonymous No.939537391 >>939537452
>>939537292
The pay people to clean the streets as well, do you litter as well? Do you walk to the toilet or is that too much work so you just sit down and shit in the streets? I mean someone is getting paid to clean it up after all.
Anonymous No.939537452 >>939537556 >>939537572 >>939537580 >>939537597 >>939542060
>>939537391
Shutting in the streets is unhygienic. The carts aren’t even a problem, just something for retards to feel self-righteous about.
Anonymous No.939537556 >>939537671
>>939537452
Anyone who doesn't return their cart is unhygenic, just look at the people he confronts, they all look like drug using trash. Decent people clean up after themselves.
Anonymous No.939537572 >>939537671
>>939537452
They're a nuisance and can roll and hit vehicles or block spots for people to park in.
Anonymous No.939537580 >>939537613 >>939537671
>>939537452
AHAHAH STUPID FUCKING NIGGER YOU CANT BRIMG YOUR CART BACK DUMB LAZY NIGGER YOU SHOULD BE SHOT LIKE THE LAZY PIECE OF SHIT ANIMAL YOU ARE ID RAPE AND KILL YOU IF EVER SAW YOU LEAVE YOUR CART THIS IS A WHITE SOCIETY AND WE HAVE RULE YOU DIRTY THIRD WORLD NIGGER MONKEY
PUT
THE
CART
BACK
NIGGER
Anonymous No.939537597
>>939537452
Lazybones.
Anonymous No.939537613 >>939537701
>>939537580
>he filled out a captcha like a good goy after all that performative rage
embarassing
Anonymous No.939537671 >>939537732 >>939537739 >>939537741
>>939537556
>>939537572
>>939537580
>Society collapsing across several different axes
>Unable to do anything about it
>Flip out over someone not returning the shopping cart
This is psychological displacement
Anonymous No.939537701
>>939537613
>fills out captcha
DO CART NIGGERS REALLY?
Anonymous No.939537732 >>939537801
>>939537671
Something that's wrong or causes a nuisance is still that even if it can be considered lower tier.
Anonymous No.939537739
>>939537671
You need to take care of the things you can control like taking a shower, washing your clothes, doing the dishes, returning the cart. And worry less about society collapsing.
Anonymous No.939537741 >>939537801
>>939537671
ok but why didn’t you return the cart?
oh because you’re a kike lmao
Anonymous No.939537801 >>939538102
>>939537732
>>939537741
I just don’t care about this gay society and its rules that only apply to white people. Also I’m holding a kid in one arm.
Anonymous No.939538102
>>939537801
NIGGER LMFAO
FUCK YOUR DIRTY NIGGER KID GET LYNCHED NIGGER SCUM
Anonymous No.939539538 >>939540129
>>939537014
>they pick soft targets like women.
a 300 lb. sheboon who almost immediately threatens violence and calls a buck nigger to come assault Sebastian is hardly a soft target
he also confronts plenty of men
you are a bitch
Anonymous No.939540094
>>939536961 (OP)
Love all the faggots here thinking they're so edgy by behaving like lazy niggers. You are not so important, what you do is not so important, that you can't spend a few moments out of your day extending the common courtesies of living in a civilized white society. You must have had shitty parents.

Yes I admit to being such a "pussy" that I still hold doors for people and say "please" and 'thank you" to the waitress.

The only part I agree with is messing with other people's stuff is not a "harmless prank" It is also a common courtesy of civilized society. You don't dig through a woman's purse, you don't look through a person's medicine cabinet and you never touch another man's car without his OK
Anonymous No.939540129 >>939540689
>>939539538
>300lb sheboon
so... one trump coming right up!
Anonymous No.939540689
>>939540129
TDS
Anonymous No.939541085
>>939537096
>there's a group in russia who fucks with drivers who hop the curb and drive down a specific sidewalk.
Lol, now that I want to see
Anonymous No.939541901
>>939537069
>the cops told the faggot that it was his fault for touching the guys car
never happened. cops don't like people owning guns and certainly wouldn't defend a person who used a gun to defend property from getting fingerprints on it which is already not legal in most states.
basically, it never happened, and you are gay.
Anonymous No.939542060
>>939537452
I have a dent in my car from where a cart rolled into it. Fuck you!