Thread 939539495

/cel/ - Gay oral sex for the sole purpose of pleasing the Goddess Edition

My ego so big now omfg

>>939539495 (OP)
i know which goddess i serve

His monday mud?

>>939539564
That's your gut

posting 24/7 about how superior you feel over these anonymous strangers who aren't even here to see it

No Troy, Eggos made you so big.

>>939539495 (OP)
Ngl getting sucked for a celeb does sound kind of hot

I'm not sayin' Troy is fat, but even his car has stretch marks. He should have his kitchen stapled.

ALLISON IS PISSED

>>939539574
g4t

>>939539656
>>939539698
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>>939539776
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>>939539833
mishegos

Some people lean while driving to look cool. Troy does it to keep his car level.

>>939538622
This is preposterous. I am sure anon made a mistake and meant to say you should post more of her bare breasts

Troy couldn't get through his niece's letter asking him to stop molesting her. Not because he was emotional, but because his hands were covered in chicken finger grease.

>>939540001
he was very explicit

>>939540157
trips is unfair

>>939539627
is this real omg

>>939540157
roll!

>>939539574
I would drink her piss

>>939540157
I know I'm going to regret this.

>>939540289
you and several million others

>>939540097
I think it was an ESL anon because there was no comma after "no". I'd guess he meant to say
>do not delete it

>>939540246
Nice roll

>>939540157
For science

>>939540157
niggers

>>939540308
Why? It means nothing.

>>939540333
idk to be safe i'm going to respect my interpretation of his wishes

>>939540393
...anon?

>>939540157
SAMEFAG TIME

>>939540444
Can't argue against the trips. Luckily, Brie is stunning when dressed too

>>939540469
Why are you replying to a pedo?

>>939540514
What's your opinion on pedophiles posting on this board?

>>939540504
even barely clothed

>>939540330
One of the most desirable women alive. Nothing would be out of the question if she let me taste her piss or lick the sweat from her thighs

>>939540650
Mogged by Gillian

>>939540662
What if she told you to hang yourself?

>>939540662
that's some real shit you just said

>>939540650
Showing a lot of skin is just a cherry on top of an already delicious cake

>>939540684
I do prefer Gillian, but I'd hardly say mogged.

>>939540684
i try not to compare women to each other they are all beautiful
>>939540712
those lips might be the cherry actually

>>939540709
I talk a lot of shit.

>>939540709
Fuck she always looks so damn good!!

>>939539711
I would orally pleasure Gaga for hours

>>939540742
They certainly have the right color for it, and the juiciness

>>939540790
Me too. We could do it together

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>>939540755
haven't seen a bad pic

>>939540802
and they must be just as sweet

>>939540863
Only way she could take a bad picture is if she started doing disgusting porn

>>939540583
Nothing I can do to stop you, Troy.

Burger

>>939540902
I don't think she's ever touched an uncovered cock. She probably makes her fiance strap a rubber on even for hand or oral action.

>>939540902
That slut needs to do scat porn

remember it's taylor kelce now

>>939540887
I'd bite either

>>939540984
Fucking god damn!!!! Those thighs and her hips got me throbbing here

Im obsessed with taylo and i dont give a fuck how much of a retard i am

Let's use Ashley

Miss Frangipane

Troy's personality should be outlined in chalk.

>>939541120
Fuckkkkkkk!!!! God damn near popped looking at that

>>939541272
She’s a Tranny

cant be dead if it never existed boyo

Big tits make me cum

shut up boomer

i'm jerking off to these colombian whores and no one can stop me

Update: burger sucked

>>939541550
If you want some beef between your buns just ask me.

>>939541681
Post vajeen or shutting up.

he's a paki

>>939541734
Same difference

>>939541307
So she can jerk off while sucking me then

I've been gooning over country singers whose music I've never listened to. Jessie Murph is pretty cute.

when will my husband choli return from the fields

>>939542028
nice to see another anon enjoys her

ALLISON IS HORNY

>>939542117
You should go check on him, he probably broke a bone or five again

>>939542117
he was posting about being mad at you earlier

>>939541972
Especially these ones

nᵒ ᵘ

>>939542117
kill yourself

>>939542152
I'm trying to see as much of her as possible, especially ass and see through pics

Rip Brie anon, lost but not forgotten

>>939542539
FUCK

>>939542330
wasn't directed toward him, that was someone else.

>>939542570
spill the beans who are you mad at

Oral sex from anons for celebs... hmf

>>939542539
Such fuckin nice cheeks

choli how many blowjobs have you given

>>939542589
I hate her chicken legs and skeleton ass, but obviously I'd love to slap her funbags around for eternity - I'm not a fucking nonce.

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>>939542783
I would have pulled it out and started stroking while I was taking pics of her

>>939542838
Would ye, aye?

>>939542858
Indeed

choli

>>939542117
hi :)

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I love getting a little wild during our naughty chats. There's something so exciting about teasing guys and pushing their buttons while enjoying myself too. I'm all about that fun, and I definitely have some nympho vibes going on! I do tend to feel anxious about meeting new people in person, so that's why I'm all in for the spicy texting scene. If you're looking for a fun time and want to explore those naughtier sides, hit me up! Just add me on the app we all love: jal ron n (make sure to remove the spaces)!

cant believe milli ditched choli

>>939542838
naw, you're a good boy. mama raised you better than that.

>>939542946
heyyy

choli who are you made at we have to know was it really alice?

>>939542886
I'm sure you would, Terry Richardson's ugly cousin.

taylor swift blacked

>>939542963
My mother was my lover

>>939542725
Yeah she flaunts her nonass an unnecessary amount

>>939542992
kill yourself

Where has Tilly gone? :(

BRB gonna cum tribute bd

>>939543030

https://youtube.com/shorts/ciG0FvIUxKM?si=dxanA4VNzPUrO9LA

>>939543126
Where is your mother?

CHOLI AND ALICE ARE BEEFIN

>>939542992
how are ya now

>>939543179
Tilly's with Alice now

>>939543126
murph is adorable

>>939543197
Tilly rules

>>939543192
i'm gooood sorry i fell asleep so early

>>939543170
on her way to your house to whap you on the head with a rolled-up church program.

>>939543218
that's a fact.

>>939542783
Nice

https://archived.moe/b/thread/939482151/#q939482827
This is what this faggot is mad about btw

>>939543270
it's a-okay!

Squad status: chortling

>>939543366
You gotta stop stop stalking this dude

lol

>>939543430
<3 cute pic!

btw if you ever need something translated i speak french :))

The archives are my playground

I really doubt he couldn't figure out what it meant, he's on a computer after all, his feelings are just hurt because alice curved him

>milly anon whispering french in choli's ear
¡ay caramba!

>>939543114
based beady baster

>>939543605
Shut the fuck up schizo. Quit blabbering about pretend people you fuckin nutcase. Shits annoying

>>939543651
temper temper

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>>939543179
I mean what the fuck is all this stupid shit?
Dumb mentally ill faggot cant ever stop talking

namefag drama is the most interesting topic of these threads you can jerk off on your own time im here for the lifetime movie

>>939543702
There is no namefag drama anymore
It's just schizo retard samefagging and blabbering nonstop

>>939543297
Want that ass on my face

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>>939543729
>its okay when i do it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>939543408
I've never heard of her before but I'm liking it

>>939543537
Lovely <33

shit thread

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>>939543776
gonna walk my pup. i'll post more when i get back if y'all'd like.

>>939543966
dont come back

>>939543966
I'll look her up some, thanks

>>939543966
Please post more when you get back anon, thanks

>>939543635
oh yeah that's the stuff
>>939543794
or i could just say some extremely lewd things and u wouldn't even know :3

>>939544146
kill yourself

>>939544146
i'd like that... a lot...

lets move this to a steamy steam chat

would be real nice to have a penis to suck on rn

choli es mon vilain garçon et il peut me sentir si bien

>>939544482
I volunteer as a tribute

>>939544521
lets see it

he can smell me so good

>>939544512
I thought he smells like manure and milk

>>939544555
Here? o.O

>>939544637
yeah

>>939544512
ooooooooooooo
>>939544601
why would i smell like manure? i work with grain, not cattle lmao. i might smell like diesel fuel and dirt some days, though.

>>939544011
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wee wee hon hon hon

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>>939544601
in context it would be more like "feel" comme «je commence à sentir la fatigue»

>>939544752
;)

>>939544512
cheese eating surrender monkey

bd's milly persona is evil choli is going to be crushed kek

>>939544707
That would be off topic

>>939544771
Small

there's no way he doesnt know

>>939544907
no one was talking to you

>>939544949
He knows

>>939540157
Katy Perry’s stinky feet

>>939544949
what?

>>939544809
je suis pas français
>>939544827
i am not canadian

>>939544806
<33
>>939544827
that's not bd

>>939544907
hi hi

>>939544932
love this pic. it's goin' in the may-z folder.

>>939544881
everyone here likes cock and likes when they are posted, ask anybody

>>939545051
ello
>>939545032
how's it going?

>>939545097
this

choli especially likes cock, beady's

He is craving Italian beef

>>939545156
that would be really hot if true but i doubt it

Any empty mouths right now?

>>939544610
Body and ass make me diamonds

>>939545107
did you win?

>>939545235
<3 such a darlin'.

>>939545097
But this is a thread for hot female celebrity pics, isn't it?

>>939545278
check the edition, anon. this is for celebs AND gay oral sex. and i can't suck what i can't see, so lets go

>>939544482
based
>>939545276
not continuously, improvements could be made
lovely pic

>>939545076
>>939545107
helloooooooooooo how are ya

>>939545360
doing alright
it was a long day, just getting ready for bed

>>939545276
Those cheeks

>>939545357
i was gonna grind in my game but now i don't feel like it.

mishegos thread

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>>939545444
tiny trips.

>>939545429
I need to sleep real soon, maybe you should rest first for a little time then you can play later

>>939545343
I think I might have stage fright, anon

>>939545406
did ya get a lot of work done today?!

>>939545467
I want her to ride me like a mechanical bull

>>939545545
Mostly prep for a project down the line

peanut gallery feeling feisty today

ngl an italian beef would really hit the spot tonite

>>939545538
booooooooooo

>>939545608
bd mad at mmm posters a tale as old as time

>>939545667
Perhaps in a more secluded, private place?

>>939545588
am i allowed to ask what the project is or is it top secret

>>939545718
yeah follow me to the bathroom

>>939545492
we'll see. my attention span's been kinda all over the place. i hope you get comfy rest. <3

>>939545557
i echo this sentiment.

>>939545558
love her energy. <3

>>939545608
hello its me the peanut gallery and i am feeling feisty rn

>>939545813
u could never be the peanut gallery choli ur the star

>>939545782
I honestly would

>>939545762
oh it's mostly just just some on the job training for some people of my company that I have been tasked with
>>939545804
very soon <3
>>939545782
jemima so cute

>>939545861
and get the life sucked outta you
>>939545866
yea

>>939545859
hello it's me the star of the peanut gallery and i am feeling exceptionally feisty
>>939545866
ohhhhhhhhhhh! do you enjoy doing that type of training?

>>939545897
I would expect nothing less

>>939545866
<33

>>939545893
<333

>>939545974
watch out everyone choli's ready to spit fire

>>939546090
may-z's lil heart racing

>>939545990
i got a reputation to uphold

>>939546269
Do you now? What sort of reputation would that be?

>>939545897
probably one of my favourite non-celebs to be posted here
>>939545974
it'd rather just be doing my job instead of training people to do my job, but I understand the necessity
>>939545997
:3
all showered and cleany now

>>939546304
cock sucker and cum swallower

cringe

>>939546359
does your soap smell good? what's it like? <3

>>939546303
AHHH u scared me

>>939546405
And I would bet you worked hard for it

>>939546432
sandalwood and something else which I just don't recall right now
in any case I like sandalwood aroma

>>939546432
Need those titties in my mouth

>>939546359
understandable.
>>939546470
ohhhhh noooooo haha guess you'll have to come cuddle me to feel safe!!!

>>939546471
always working hard.
working it hard now

>>939546585
Hard working is the only way to achieve your goals

>>939546537
that's a good smell for you. <3
i could snuggle asleep with someone who smells like that.

>>939546545
murph is so tasty.

>>939546584
but what if u scare me or tickle me or somethin

I’m so disappointed that Emma Stone turned out to be another brainwashed idiot. She chose to side with Hamas and Evil.

>>939546640
I could enjoy that ....

>>939546729
(˵˘ 3˘˵)

>>939546646
>or tickle me or somethin
don't you think that might be... fun?!

>>939546824
:-*
it's time for bed

nighty night everyone <3

for some reason i read some of babs replies in a north dakotan accent and some of them in an extremely german accent. i like the ones in the german accent more

>>939546877
carry me?

>>939546897
sleep well babsy <33

>>939546919
of course <3

>>939546846
ugh choli i'm too ticklish for all that

>>939546634
and i WILL achieve

nighty night babs <3

>>939546897
die in your sleep

82

>>939546986
I believe in your abilities

>>939546972
you know i'm going to tickle you now right

yeah rn

>>939547148
The offer still stands for a more private spot

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>>939547283
Dreadfully unpleasant.

>>939547346
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>>939547283
would
-cb

>>939547283
that image carries the odour of boiled cabbage, fried fish and stale cigarette smoke