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Anonymous No.939542761 [Report] >>939543379 >>939543856 >>939544025 >>939544185 >>939545124 >>939545171 >>939546160 >>939546262 >>939546631 >>939547160 >>939547366 >>939548879 >>939549681 >>939550272 >>939551562 >>939551670 >>939552498 >>939552578 >>939554027 >>939560138
Speaking seriously, do you actually think he'll live to the end of the year?
I have my doubts.
Anonymous No.939542915 [Report]
He probably won't die but his health will be so bad that he will have to let Vance take over.
Anonymous No.939542948 [Report] >>939543060
viagra be kickin
Anonymous No.939543060 [Report] >>939560497
>>939542948

this he is planning on banging the women's winner.
Anonymous No.939543287 [Report]
Roses are red
Benzos are blue
Piss on the bed
They’re coming for you
Anonymous No.939543379 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
https://youtu.be/84ANnprq_ms?si=K0FoSe7zdWsgZ9yP
Anonymous No.939543786 [Report]
Anonymous No.939543856 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
I bet this retard actually chews on the pills instead of just swallowing them
Anonymous No.939544025 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
Its a tic tac you literal fucking retards.
Anonymous No.939544185 [Report] >>939550177
>>939542761 (OP)
I've been taking mints all my life and I never told my doctor. Am in trouble?
Anonymous No.939545124 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
I'd tongue fuck that tic tac out of his mouth and then suck the cum right out of his balls.
Anonymous No.939545171 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
Chronic Venous Insufficiency means your heart can't pump blood to where it's needed
Judeo-Anglo-Saxon Protestant No.939546160 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
don't ask me, I just post BBC
Anonymous No.939546262 [Report] >>939546327
>>939542761 (OP)
>Not even a very good photoshop
The cherry on top is that you saved the thumbnail and no the picture
Anonymous No.939546327 [Report] >>939546541
>>939546262
>no the picture
ESL?
Anonymous No.939546541 [Report] >>939547005 >>939547029
>>939546327
>You left the t off of not, only a foreigner would do that because Americans never make mistakes on the internet
Retarded?
Anonymous No.939546631 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
It's an altoid mini wintergreen. Also fuck trump.
Anonymous No.939547005 [Report]
>>939546541
fail
Anonymous No.939547029 [Report] >>939547997
>>939546541
>off of
*off
learn2english
Anonymous No.939547066 [Report]
Every person his age takes a ton of pills. How is this news?
Anonymous No.939547160 [Report] >>939547724
>>939542761 (OP)
Reminder that Trump is the oldest inaugurated president in history, older than Biden when he was inaugerated, and (if he lives to the end of his term) will be the oldest president we've ever had.

He's the same age as Bill Clinton and George W Bush, but repulicunts only complain about old senile out-of-touch pedos when it isn't THEIR old senile out-of-touch pedo.
Anonymous No.939547366 [Report] >>939547425
>>939542761 (OP)
>A 79 YEAR OLD MAN IS USING A MEDICATION
why is this news
why is this being presented as "caught"
Anonymous No.939547425 [Report]
>>939547366
He said he was in perfect health. Paid his doctors to say he was healthier than he's ever been before, which is wildly ridiculous.
Anonymous No.939547724 [Report] >>939550577
>>939547160
Trump isn't senile
Anonymous No.939547997 [Report]
>>939547029
Are you retarded? "Left the T off of NOT" is perfectly fine English. As in, instead writing NOT, I accidentally wrote NO.
Do you understand now, you moron? God damn, you zoomers can't figure out the most basic of shit on your own. You have no reasoning abilities at all.
Anonymous No.939548879 [Report] >>939549447
>>939542761 (OP)
i very much hope he does not
Anonymous No.939549447 [Report] >>939549736
>>939548879
you're looking forward to President Just Dance Vance?
excuse picrel, a po boy from Appalachia has to do what a po boy from Appalachia has to do to pay for college, gnome saiyan?
Anonymous No.939549681 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
bruh is sitting there with a hardon
Anonymous No.939549736 [Report] >>939550232 >>939552819
>>939549447
>"Leftist" hating on someone because of a working class background
Petite bourgeoisie gonna petite bourgeois
Anonymous No.939550177 [Report]
>>939544185
Urinal mints don't count
Anonymous No.939550232 [Report]
>>939549736
All champagne socialist pinkos are hypocrites not one of them is a worker.
Anonymous No.939550272 [Report] >>939550586
>>939542761 (OP)
I hope he lives long enough to see the Epstein files come out
Anonymous No.939550577 [Report] >>939550786 >>939551304
>>939547724
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Anonymous No.939550586 [Report] >>939550865
>>939550272
I dont think Trump can live forever
Anonymous No.939550786 [Report] >>939550869 >>939551846
>>939550577
Trump obliterated Biden in the debate so bad it ended Biden's political career. You faggots went from
>Sharp as a tack
To
>Fuck, we need a new candidate
In under 2 hours

Cope and seethe
Anonymous No.939550865 [Report]
>>939550586
They're coming out soon
Anonymous No.939550869 [Report] >>939550966
>>939550786
>Biden disappears for 3 months and gives no press conferences-- perfectly fine
>Trump, who talks to the press daily, skips a week and democrats are like, OMG he probably died!
kek
Anonymous No.939550966 [Report]
>>939550869
The difference being, everyone really knew that Biden wasn't in charge of anything, so it didn't matter.
Anonymous No.939551304 [Report] >>939551509 >>939553919
>>939550577
>I don't think Trump can live forever

>Gets shot in the head by a rifle
>Only makes him stronger

He is the god emperor. Accept it already.
Anonymous No.939551509 [Report] >>939551559 >>939551660 >>939553919
>>939551304
>shot in the head
Bullet barely scratched his ear
Anonymous No.939551559 [Report] >>939553919
>>939551509
The sheer majesty of the aura of the GEotUS pushed the bullet from it's path
Anonymous No.939551562 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
It's just a fucking Xanax, everybody needs to chill
Anonymous No.939551660 [Report] >>939551715 >>939553136 >>939553919 >>939554060
>>939551509
Yeah, and it would have done this to a mere mortal.

Have you ever played one of the Diablo series of games on a higher difficulty level and encountered an enemy that is healed by physical damage? That is pretty much Trump.
Anonymous No.939551670 [Report] >>939551873 >>939552120
>>939542761 (OP)
Speaking seriously, how much do you get paid per shill and how eould I go about shilling for profit?
Anonymous No.939551715 [Report]
>>939551660
>this is the size of a hole made by an AR-15
Like, if you threw the entire eifle rhrough the target?
Anonymous No.939551846 [Report] >>939551981 >>939552082
>>939550786
No one thought he was sharp as a tack. Democratic voters are different than democratic MSM. Get that through your thick head. And here's something that will really shock you: Republican MSM doesn't give a fuck about you. They want you stupid. Thats why they constantly say "Don't go to college! Work a hard honest job! Be a man! College is a scam!" even though they all went to college and are absolutely putting their kids through college. They don't give a fuck about you, and the dumber you are, the easier it is to trick and manipulate you.

This is why so many scientists identify as independent. If you're actually an intelligent person, you dont back either side unconditionally. Only 6% of scientists identify as republican, by the way.
Anonymous No.939551873 [Report] >>939552318
>>939551670
He's probably making about 150 rupees a day for 16 hours of spamming 4chan.
Which translates to about $1.70
Anonymous No.939551981 [Report] >>939554170
>>939551846
Here's something that'll shock you. Only boomers watch the MSM on the right. Most of use Gen X and below don't even have cable to watch that shit.
You live in a fantasy that everyone on the right is watching Fox, or that the stereotypes of the left wing MSM actually have any basis in reality.
Anonymous No.939552082 [Report] >>939552226 >>939552282 >>939554253
>>939551846
I literally have a PhD in microbiology, but keep on talking. Your argument is so compelling.

Yes, I know you don't believe me. I don't care. I bring this up every time somebody tells me I didn't go to college. It is hilarious.

No, I won't dox myself to prove it. Proceed to fart cum in anger demanding I post my doctorate diploma. With my name blurred out.
>Why won't you post your diploma so we can lok up the small class of only like 4 people that earned a PhD in that field from that university n that year?
>Why won't you destroy your life to win a 4chan argument?
>Reeeeeeee!

Same if I post one of my papers. Why would I give you my name? Any paper will only have a handful of names on it and immediately narrow me down to one of only a few people.

I have had this conversation a dozen times already. You are 100% predictable.
Anonymous No.939552120 [Report]
>>939551670
>when ur shilling but don't even know it
kek
Anonymous No.939552226 [Report] >>939552382
>>939552082
phd just means you have specialized knowledge in a very specialized field
i have interacted with a lot of phds and most of you are basically retarded
just think about how you complain about things that average people deal with every day like bills and rent and shit
only a few scientists are real, I had a teaching assistant in my statistics for physics class who went on to win a nobel prize for bose-einstein condensate and he was smart
you're a fucking retard in comparison
Anonymous No.939552282 [Report]
>>939552082
>Hello, you've reached ~sigh~, please leave your message after the sound of the beep. *beep*
Anonymous No.939552318 [Report] >>939552372
>>939551873
Hmm, I dont know if I can do that, i have a tight jack off schedule
Anonymous No.939552372 [Report] >>939552402
>>939552318
But if you work really hard, by the end of the week you'll be able to afford a happy meal.
Anonymous No.939552382 [Report] >>939552423 >>939552468
>>939552226
>You didn't go to college CHUD
Moves goalposts to
>Lol, you ONLY have a STEM PhD
Anonymous No.939552402 [Report] >>939552426
>>939552372
Pass, Im lazy, I'm not tasteless.
Anonymous No.939552423 [Report] >>939552463 >>939552847
>>939552382
I am a completely new respondent anon u dumb motherfucker
Anonymous No.939552426 [Report]
>>939552402
But you get a toy with it!
Anonymous No.939552463 [Report] >>939552502
>>939552423
NTA, but it's pretty obvious you're just samefagging now. I mean, your tone and verbiage is exactly the same.
Anonymous No.939552468 [Report]
>>939552382
confirmed for retard
Anonymous No.939552498 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
When even goerge soros calls you a pathetic narcissist who's ego exploded when they fulfilled their fantasy about being president who wants everything and the world to revolve around him, you know you have fucked up.
Anonymous No.939552502 [Report] >>939552847
>>939552463
nah you got a phd in some gay aspect of microbes
not a phd in being clued in, that's obvious
Anonymous No.939552568 [Report]
imagine not wearing a horse cock
Anonymous No.939552578 [Report] >>939553242 >>939556609
>>939542761 (OP)
probably not
Anonymous No.939552819 [Report]
>>939549736
i'm not a "leftist"
or a leftist
i asked someone wishing for Trump's death if they'd prefer Just Dance Vance as president
try not to be such a fucking idiot in the future
Anonymous No.939552847 [Report] >>939553198
>>939552502
>>939552423
>I am a completely new respondent anon u dumb motherfucker

Yet you can't tell when someone else is a totally new respondent. This is hilarious.
Anonymous No.939553136 [Report] >>939553262
>>939551660
That hole is your moms pussy after her black boyfriend fucks her
Anonymous No.939553198 [Report]
>>939552847
Isn't it, though?
Anonymous No.939553242 [Report] >>939553320 >>939554081
>>939552578
where do you even get checks that big?
mine are like 6"x2.75"
Anonymous No.939553262 [Report]
>>939553136
>Middle school insult
Are you old enough to be posting here?
Anonymous No.939553320 [Report]
>>939553242
No idea, but that's clearly not Trump's signature.
Anonymous No.939553352 [Report]
we're one after dinner mint away from President Vance
Anonymous No.939553919 [Report] >>939554256 >>939555120
>>939551304
>>939551509
>>939551559
>>939551660
You know it was shrapnel from the teleprompter, right? It was just a tiny little shard of glass. Not a bullet.
Anonymous No.939554027 [Report]
>>939542761 (OP)
I said the same thing about Biden but he's still kicking and mumbling something somewhere
Anonymous No.939554060 [Report]
>>939551660
...and that's still too tight for my dick to fit. Liberal guts make me cum.
Anonymous No.939554081 [Report]
>>939553242
Ask a poster company to print one.
Anonymous No.939554170 [Report] >>939554725 >>939555303
>>939551981
Here's the difference: Republican MSM and right leaning youtubers are basically in lock step with each other. Thats not the case with Democratic MSM and left leaning youtubers. The right doesnt question the establishment anywhere near as often independents or leftists.
Anonymous No.939554253 [Report]
>>939552082
Wrap it up Stephen King. Nothing you said was directly relevant to what I said. You have a PhD. Fantastic. I couldn't care any less. I dont know why you said all of that anecdotal shit. It doesnt disprove reality. Did you say all of that to prove that you can have a PhD and still be terminally retarded? Like, what was the point?
Anonymous No.939554256 [Report]
>>939553919
>Teleprompter

Post a pic of the broken teleprompter. You can't. You are a NPC sheep.
Anonymous No.939554725 [Report] >>939555227
>>939554170
yes
>Democratic MSM and left leaning youtubers
are well-known for questioning the establishment
Anonymous No.939555120 [Report] >>939555146 >>939555412 >>939555664
>>939553919
Except none of the teleprompter's broke, but even if it was, so what? What would that matter? Getting creased with a bullet or getting cut by secondary sharks from the bullet hitting something else isn't a particularly meaningful distinction. It still means that a bullet someone had aimed at you trying to kill you had come very close to you.
I've never gotten why some of you guys obsess on this shit like this.
Are you denying his life was in danger because you think the bullet was a couple of feet further away?
Anonymous No.939555146 [Report]
>>939555120
>sharks
shards
Anonymous No.939555227 [Report]
>>939554725
Learn how to read, dumbass.
Anonymous No.939555303 [Report] >>939555387 >>939556467 >>939556517
>>939554170
And you base this opinion on what? Your extensive watching of right wing podcasters and Fox?
Anonymous No.939555387 [Report] >>939556467 >>939556517
>>939555303
You can tell how clueless the shills are here. They think 4chan chuds are FOX viewers. They are used to debating boomers on Facebook and come here with their same arguments.

FOX sucks just like all other MSM. It is all controlled opposition Jewish nonsense meant to distract and confuse. They play both sides.
Anonymous No.939555412 [Report] >>939555578
>>939555120
>Goalposts retreating into the distance
Anonymous No.939555578 [Report]
>>939555412
The fuck are you talking about? What goalposts do you think moved? Did Trump get shot at or not? Do you actually think it's a meaningful distinction whether the bullet creased his ear or it missed by a couple of feet and hit a teleprompter which shattered and hit him?
Honestly?
Just think about what you're saying for a second and pretend it's not Trump. Say it was Biden or Obama.
Anonymous No.939555664 [Report] >>939555713
>>939555120
damn you're getting emotionally hysterical trying to back up all these trump lies
sacrificing your life for some obese orange pedo fucccccck
Anonymous No.939555713 [Report] >>939556560 >>939556694 >>939557847 >>939557847
>>939555664

Kek. OK princess. Whatever helps you cope.
Anonymous No.939556467 [Report]
>>939555303
>>939555387
Fight me.
Anonymous No.939556517 [Report]
>>939555303
>>939555387
maga pedo niggers
nothing else needs to be said they have no morality they are just evil empty scum fit for death

>inb4 being a scum is a valid existence
Anonymous No.939556560 [Report]
>>939555713
>turmps magical healing ear vaginuh
it's a moderna mioracle - turmpfags
that's u my post is sloppy like your whore mother
Anonymous No.939556609 [Report] >>939556695
>>939552578
heh
Anonymous No.939556694 [Report]
>>939555713
you keeping your queefing to yourself I see
Anonymous No.939556695 [Report]
>>939556609
How the fuck is is head not a pike?
Anonymous No.939557847 [Report]
>>939555713
>>939555713
you're literally defending a pedo

how did you get this fucked in the head?
Anonymous No.939560138 [Report] >>939560210
>>939542761 (OP)
i hope not
Anonymous No.939560210 [Report]
>>939560138
I seen it
it bent over and melanie put it in his but with her forcked tongue
i prayed to jesus like i usually do but all I heard was a tennis ball
I have been attending tennis events for 36 years and this is the first time audible farts have been heard from the vip boxes
at first it was assumed to be snoring but then the bass cut in and we could tell it was a systematic thing
Anonymous No.939560497 [Report] >>939561551 >>939561674
>>939543060
Venous Insufficiency and Erectile Dysfunction go hand in hand...loser can't fuck for shit
Anonymous No.939561551 [Report]
>>939560497
Why are you guys so obsessed with Trump's dick? It's fucking weird.
Anonymous No.939561674 [Report]
>>939560497
What education background do you have to make medical diagnoses?