Thread 939546120

>be president
>go to tennis game
>everyone boos me for no reason
>feet start swelling up again
>left arm is numb and all bruised and fucked up
>probably someone squeezed my right hand too hard and forced all the blood into the left
>remember my doctor gave me pills to maintain my perfect youthful strength and health in case of emergency
>discretely take a pill
>oh shit they saw me, whatever
>fall asleep
>get woken up by a blood vessel popping like a Christmas cracker
>everyone is booing again, i guess the tennis players sucked, I could do better
>the whole internet keeps talking about gamines for some reason
>at least they are finally acknowledging mt artistic skills

The people who said Biden was sharp as a tack for 4 years are now pretending Trump is near death. Biden would go multiple weeks without a press appearance regularly for his entire presidency and they didn't care. Trump goes 1 week and they all pretend he is dead.

These shills are so spinless it is ridiculous.

>>939546120 (OP)
TOTAL FUCKING LOSER

it only took him 8 months to be completed reviled this time

>>939546312
you don't have anything worthwhile to do in a tennis game so that's no surprise

>>939546312
>biden left the campaign because of age
you're so close to getting spudly

>>939546120 (OP)
imagine how melania feels when he wants her to french kiss him
there's no amount of buckets available for that amount of vomit

>>939549259
I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such an obvious gold-digging whore.
It'd be a real shame if she intentionally gave him AIDS.

>>939549259
She probably has her own bedroom that she doesnt let him into. Imagine trying to sleep with that orange monster loudly snoring and farting right next to you.

>>939549259
melania hasn't even looked in his direction in years. she clearly loathes him.

>>939549414
lol yeah I doubt she's ever fucked him
she'll prolly have to change his diaper every 4 hours but that will be it in terms of physical contact

>>939546120 (OP)
>forced to watch tennis
He was probably trying to bite the cyanide capsule. Or it was was a mint.

>>939549472
she's had her own bedroom the entire time they were married
he got babytrapped by a mossad ruzzak operative who speaks 5 languages four of which involve small dicks

>>939549472
>>939549530
>>939549532
You guys are sad and weird.

>>939549578
urinal mint
it was not as sweet as he expected

>>939549605
haha, you think I voted for him? fuck off

>>939549659
Very obviously not considering how you’re seething about him.

>>939549605
Every accusation is a...

>>939549693
Nobody cares about your kike spam.

>>939549693
you're really going to have to learn a new english word at some point, Ivan

>>939549752
This is Boris, not Ivan. Ivan got reassigned to the BBC posting division.

>>939549737
>>939549752
Absolutely seething lmao. You deserve to lose.

>>939550019
obviously not at this point, enjoy the ukraine front line

>>939546312
This. The party of "no u". I remember as soon as the right said Biden had dementia they started saying Trump has dementia

>>939550090
>Muh Russian collusion
It was nice try, but the Epstein files are the latest cope.

>>939546312
>>939550121
You know that Trump is older than Biden was when he started his term. Biden barely made it and Trump eats McDonald's for dinner.

>>939550136
exactly what I thought you'd say, Ivan
it's like I'm talking to a bot...

>>939550136
>doesn't know epstein was producing kompromat for the russians and mossad

>>939550136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6XxnULWlg

>>939546312
Oh yeah!?!?! Joe bidet never had to eat mints durring an event!
Clearly Khlamydia Harris is the best!

>>939550666
>The third world snow niggers are an unstoppable juggernaut!
As much as you guys hate the Russians, you'd think you wouldn't give them so much credit. Their barely competent. Just look how badly their intelligence and military fucked up in Ukraine,.

>>939551185
>Their
They're

>>939550228
Hey guess what.....Trump isn't Biden. Biden's senility and health struggles have nothing to do with Trump.
For instance, Biden having ass cancer doesn't mean Trump also has ass cancer. Weird how that works, huh?

>>939551292
biden not being a nonce doesn't mean trump isn't a nonce?
got it

>>939550945
Imagine my surprise...

>>939551962
I doubt either is a nonce. They both seem to like females.