Thread 939553029

Eternal Goddess Hunger Games
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q61q458T92w&list=RDMM&index=3
I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail...Old West, get excited!

Cowboy Pepe

Harley Quinn

Sakuya

Ensign Ledo

Deadeye Roxy

Loona Wolf

Alpha1918

Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki

Sammy Boy

Snekdred

MaoMao
>Gonna sleep, thanks for hosting

Vaati

Ruriko

Normal F-15

Bird
(not Bird)

>>939553029 (OP)
Omori

Sneedruto
>Not Sneedruto

>>939553029 (OP)
Sanae

Ulti

I'll throw the roster open to accept sames at XX:30 but at this rate it may not even be necessary.

Kuroko

...

Rollickin' Richie Ray Rawlins

>>939553509
Fuck use this one instead

Rap(e)

>>939553572
You're right, my blame my shame.

>>939553596
Oh shit good to see ya.

>>939553499
Van Darkholme

>>939553668
24, we're there!
>I

>>939553620
Thanks man.
Been awhile. Life got busy.

>>939553029 (OP)
Ellis

"Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the rodeo
Roll me over and set me free
The cowboy's life is the life for me..."

Everyone good? because trust me, you soon won't be; I honestly can't recall the last time I got such an aggressively ridiculous crop of slides.

>>939554030
No slight intended, Ellis, but you're better off sitting this one out.

>>939554063
An impending victory for Moriya shrine.

Swap
Sammy boy for >>939554030

>>939554102
>>939554030
Actually, could you give him my spot?

>>939554063
Let's do this!

Also considering Van is a same, could you swap him out for Ellis?

>>939554063
I atleast want to make it halfway.
I hate first round deaths

>>939554102
Damn. Alright. Ellis gonna be cheerin' from the side lines!

>>939554133
>>939554154
>>939554195
Well that's mighty kind of y'all.
I'mma aim to the top 5, in y'alls honor!

One born every minute, Roxy, now all you need to do is find 'em.

What could you possibly have against him, Sakuya?

I would not have imagined Richard as being twice the menace Texas Red is.

Starscream's not even the main character in his own life.

Harley swings through whistling.

No-one's going to intefere with *Ruriko's* plan to hook everybody on beer.

You could do that, Bird, but if Chihiro and Sanae teach us anything it's that the Cornucopia holds enough dynamite for everybody.

(Less the stick still clutched in Alpha's flying hand.)

Let's ride, compadres!

>>939554337
Who stabbed who?

>>939554337
Time to die in the nest slide.

>>939554337
My presence is a bit too threatening

>>939554337
Never used one of these before.. but hey.. how hard can it be?

>>939554337
Oh-ho man. I GOTTA root for Sammy boy!
How can ya stab onena' them fighter jet!?

>>939554337
Sweet.
Made it past first round.

Are you an especially short-statured character, Sanae? because if that was ever a major advantage it's now.

Chihiro paints a shockingly accurate picture of a dying hellhound surrounded by poisoned cattle.

Pepe shares some choice observations about his assailants being too yeller to face RR.

Some people, Snekdred, just don't know how to show proper appreciation for having had a snake's tongue run all over their body for most of the evening.

Dispute's almost certainly over the amount Sakuya owes after sinking an entire barrel of beer.

Oh, *Roxy*, Roxy...

Bird is going to to be extremely tired before the business of recovering it all ends.

That really doesn't work as well with a beanie, Sam.

Aliens didn't even have the decency to leave RR in his union suit.

>>939554610
That was totally a Three Stooges moment

>>939554610
>>939554639
It was definitely a kiss.

>>939554610
Others would pay for a slithery night with me.. ungrateful brat

>>939554610
Devil dog purged and exterminated!

I'm hoooooome~

>>939554610
FUCK!

>>939554610
That's for cowards, why did I do this?

>>939554365
Ф.

>>939554386
You stabbed Darkholme.

>>939554396
Drink fast, Sakuya.

>>939554421
I very badly *wanted* to say it.

>>939554455
Being Starscream is suffering, Ellis.

ARENA EVENT! How will our heroes fare against the cowpoke's natural enemy, the alien?

Somewhere in Nigeria a village mourns the loss of its prince, Ulti the Glorious.

Sanae doesn't only escape probing but finds herself accepted as a kindred spirit.

The aliens hear everything Kuroko says in Alison Viktorin's voice, which troubles them almost as much as exposure to Slim Whitman's yodeling.

>>939554853
I just wanted to tell them why beer is awesome

>>939554853
Did that alien bypass my ability to cheat death? How could this happen?

>>939554853
God damn aliens

I hope you're pleased with yourself, Ruriko. Go sit in the corner and have a good hard think about what you've done.

Sneed was never going to turn down an invitation from so mysterious a figure.

As Kuroko needs no assistance against the bear I can only assume this is "kill stealing" on Ledo's part.

And if you could abstain from naming it "Stormbringer", Rapunzel, that'd be terrific.

>"DEAR ROXANNE WOLF WE ARE THE VILLAGERS OF UMUOFIA NIGERIA REQUEST HELP DEFRAYING FUNERAL EXPENSES FOR OUR PRINCE, ULTI THE GLORIOUS..."

RR finally discovers an area of town in which he *won't* be laughed at for dressing in a barrel.

>>939554853
Wait.. you're letting her go? What about me?

>>939554853
Aw fuck.

>>939554976
Requiescat, Chihiro.

>>939554929
In ways so wrong they shouldn't even exist, Omori. Bad luck.

>>939554895
>"Hey Kuroko, payback's a *bitch* and so am I!"

RR digs ditches from sunup to sundown for a pair of thirdhand trousers while Ledo sits back and whittles.

The first thing Roxy met was a fly with a buzz and the sky with no clouds. The heat was hot, and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound...

>>939555249
Thank you for the succulent meal, froggy friend.

>>939555052
What a coincidence.
I just scored a sig sauer (pre-pajeet trash) from a crackhead in a parkinglot.
Im totally sure it isnt stolen or has bodies on it....

>>939555249
Sorry about that

>>939555249
>doing odd jobs in exchange for payment
>"odd jobs"
>"payment"...

>>939555249
Sweet.
After my long hiatus I've made it past halfway.
I am now content

>>939555090
ONE OF US, ONE OF US...

>>939555162
Sneed's pouring one out for you, Sakuya; Vaya con Dios.

Bird's stomach, Snekdred, is no larger than a walnut.

That's a definite step up from becoming entangled in Nigerian scams, Roxy.

Pepe's not coming down while Kuroko's in that sort of mood.

As the trousers are all Richard has he quite sensibly determines against risking them.

>>939555450
Sleep is overrated

>>939555450
>drunk_snek.jpeg

>>939555345
If that's you, Rapunzel, I have to say I can see why Ledo was so stung and why Roxy might have regarded this course of action as necessary.

Now would probably be the time to draw attention to not having an arms, Snekdred.

>>939555601
We're Team Beer Snake!

>>939555519
Does little snekky need a nice soft pillow to comfort his poor whiskey-addled head?

RR finds there's nothing so difficult as keeping a good wolf down.

Ledo is shocked to find that Rapunzel meets opium addicts out by the old hitchin' post in order to purchase firearms.

You two might like to actually assemble gangs before arguing that particular subject.

Slow game out of nowhere huh?

>>939555810
Thank you, native American!
Your duty will not go unnoticed!

>>939555629
Very well. But don't get the beer on me again.
>>939555810
I will sacrifice you to Samael if you dare mock me again, puny human.

>>939555629
It gives me no pleasure to advise that it's now plain "Team Snake", Ruriko.

I can only assume, Rapunzel, that after Roxy cracked your head against Ledo's you've been slowly but steadily bleeding out.

(RR promises he'll make good use of what used to be your rifle and lives up to it for almost a minute.)

Bird finds himself undone by treachery.

Kuroko shrugs slightly and returns to shooting lizards.

>>939556029
Shouldn't have let me bite u!
>Yes I am out of snake images as I only own 4

>>939556029
I guess that's it for me then, thanks for hosting Ingrid

>>939555880
That's "puny *deity*" to you, pilgrim. Y'all keep on a-ridin' now.

>>939555866
It's definitely time to start designing a "Wanted" poster, Loona. That girl's an absolute fucking menace and makes Jesse James look like a retiring old church lady.

RR can do without opium, horse dentures and laudanum but dreams of the day he'll be able to buy a shoe.

>>939556120
Thanks for playing, Ruriko.

Meanwhile someone's beating a triangle and that can mean only one thing: it's time for the Feast!

I...don't think there's much point waiting on Sneed.

>>939556115
The foam's already bubbling out of Pepe's mouth but I'm surprised by the effect Ledo's chicanery seems to be having on *you*, Snekdred.

... may just be the sharpest tool in this here drawer.

Unfortunately for RR Kuroko was *hoping* to be insulted.

>>939555601
>If that's you, Rapunzel,
Ya.
It was...

>>939556457
LEDO YOU NIGROID

I'll be fascinated to have your account of exactly how you dealt with this, ...

Being as blackhearted a couple of desperadoes as civil society ever shuddered at the thought of Kuroko and Ledo feel at ease in each other's company.

Unable to afford a horse, RR found himself with no choice but to impress the town drunk into service.

>>939556457
Early bet on Kuroko
>318
I really wish I had counted my games.

>>939556627
Tumbleweed are native to russia and were accidentally imported to the U.S. in grain shipments. Theyre not native.
Weird ahit how an American icon is an invasive species.

>>939556115
How bout a drinky water gif? :3
HQ

>>939556578
Spends the entire performance pelting RR with spitballs. Some people not even God's grace can reform, Ruriko.

... narrowly escapes with her life after getting a bizarre lesson in tumbleweed solidarity.

>>939556282
Kuruko, that kills people!
Time to put your stuffing back in...

~L

>>939556710
Hell yeah, and it actually is a red spitting cobra. Thanks my cute!
>>939556771
Don't let ledo win!! He doesn't deserve it!!

>>939556842
I know how to find things :3

>>939556708
>Tumbleweed are native to russia
I think Sneed saw her running from them but if you ask me his amusement was perfectly natural.

>>939556638
Wager noted!

>"But do I still get paid, Shirai-san?"/"What? oh yeah, *sure*..."

Ledo has the most stylish corner of the filthy storeroom out back. That and one plate of beans. Ten dollars a day.

>>939556842
By now, Ruriko, it's only a matter of whether a noose or a slug catches him first.

Richard, of course, receives precisely zero (0) thanks.

>>939557095
Money on ....
Because hes a dick.
And that pays out in life

>>939557095
Let's go RR!

>>939556879
Pulled a fresh kill racer off the road yesterday.
I usually.only skin rattlers but it had an interesting pattern and was only damaged on the head so I figured why not.

As they'll only add it to the long list of Kuroko's crimes ... can probably *afford* to do this.

WNS: Folks were watchin' from their windows, everybody held their breath as KUROKO SHIRAI and ... fixed to settle matters once and for all at sundown!

>>939557139
I've every faith that ... was determined to be there but of all the times for one of your chaps to catch on a nail...Decency compels me to draw a veil over Kuroko's galvanic laughter.
>>939557192
Afraid not, anon.

Gg frens

The winner! Accused and tried and told to hang, she was nowhere in sight when the church bell rang...

Thanks for hosting

>>939557395
>>939557431
>>939557450
Thanks for playing, all. CONGRATULATIONS, KUROKO!

>>939557425
Gratz Kuruko! :)
Thanks for hostin! :)

>>939557501
Always welcome, Harles.

>>939557425
>>939557501
Ingrid.. thanks for hostin Ingrid, lost my train of thought while typing :3
>>939557395
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>>939557498
GG everyone, thank you Ingrid for hosting and congratulations to Kuruko!

>>939557554
>>939557594

>>939557353
Those wagons are dangerous, gotta wear your seatbelt!
Thank you for the game, Miss Ingrid! :3
Congratulations Kuruko!

>Thanks and congrats from my busy Roxy as well! <3

~L

>>939557498
>>939557425
Another winning bet! and a late thank you for hosting.

>ASL
female/19/USA
>About me
Hey there, I’m looking to connect with interesting people who want to have some fun and chat. I might not be your conventional gal, but I love delving into niche hobbies like miniature painting and urban exploration. Most of the time I’m chilling at home or diving into new gaming adventures. I’ve got this chill personality that can fit right in with a lot of different people. Not here to just chit-chat, though—I’m definitely open to some steamy conversations straight off the bat if you’re up for it. Just know I appreciate a good sense of humor! Also, I’m a bit of a foodie and love experimenting with baking, so if you're into sweet treats, we could totally swap recipes.
>Contact
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>>939558187
Today, I was the tribute who survived the first round.