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Celebrity thread - Objectively correct political takes edition
Israel is too soft on the Palestineans
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:57:39 AM
No.939563418
>>939563365 (OP)
Stop having sex with your mother.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:58:46 AM
No.939563440
>>939563412
The most beautiful woman that ever lived
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:59:46 AM
No.939563455
>>939563410
>>939563365 (OP)
The loneliest man that ever lived
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:01:13 AM
No.939563486
>>939563744
>>939565046
any celebs go poo poo? :3
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:03:12 AM
No.939563536
>>939563559
>>939563649
>>939563503
Not my Sydney, faggotron.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:06:30 AM
No.939563603
post any celebs make scat plz??
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:07:50 AM
No.939563631
>>939563658
You know who I hate? Jordyn Jones is overrated. That bitch is basic AF and he music sucks ass
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:08:35 AM
No.939563649
>>939563536
You're laughing. Troy's getting sexually harassed by women in the street and you're laughing.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:12:03 AM
No.939563722
>>939563658
>Already showing cellulite
>Chubby cheeks with laugh lines
>Mid flabby butt
>Her mom doesn't look good for her age
Jordyn is mid tier at best and will age like milk
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:12:56 AM
No.939563744
>>939563763
>>939563486
Here is a celebrity eating poop
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:13:54 AM
No.939563762
I am the master triggerererer
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:13:59 AM
No.939563763
>>939563744
who she have more celeb scat plz?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:14:06 AM
No.939563766
>>939563782
The Princess Belle Delphine from her
family mansion spent the afternoon running
into the candy store and stealing some stuff!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:14:58 AM
No.939563782
>>939563766
the 300 pound manager could not keep up!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:18:13 AM
No.939563841
That's two dreams I've had about my sister-in-law now.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:21:13 AM
No.939563893
>>939563921
>>939563365 (OP)
honest question: why do you believe they are pedos? the claims they are pedos have been around since they gained power, and most have been proven either false or outdated.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:22:09 AM
No.939563921
>>939563893
It's a way to fire up the mechanisms to prune the few who do
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:23:02 AM
No.939563944
>>939563365 (OP)
How do you feel about pedophiles posting on this board and in these threads?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:46:30 AM
No.939564430
>>939564485
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:50:45 AM
No.939564485
>>939564430
Yeah, riveting stuff. You should do this for another 12 years.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:18:05 PM
No.939564912
>>939564952
>>939564958
Where did all the horny Millie and Syd bros go?
Where’s all the Tay and Rodrigo boys?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:20:01 PM
No.939564952
>>939565074
>>939564912
secret gay orgy (for celebs)
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:20:22 PM
No.939564958
>>939565028
>>939565074
>>939564912
There's been a suicide epidemic.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:23:09 PM
No.939565010
we don't post tna around here
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:23:58 PM
No.939565028
>>939565183
>>939564958
Who's next? Troy (if he isn't already dead)? Beady is more likely to kill someone else and end up in prison. My money's on Jacob.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:26:37 PM
No.939565074
>>939564952
>>939564958
Ah, well that’s a shame. I guess
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:33:22 PM
No.939565170
>>939565348
>>939565489
alycia debnam carey has a great ass
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:46:39 PM
No.939565328
>>939565488
I want to cum balls deep inside her asshole.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:57:46 PM
No.939565488
>>939565328
Your posts could be used to cure insomnia.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:57:52 PM
No.939565489
>>939565170
Need to see her tits though
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:01:38 PM
No.939565545
I have to reply to myself so I don't feel ignored
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:19:30 PM
No.939565828
>>939563365 (OP)
Is she even able to have children? She is still childless and her coochie now has a bunch of cancer apparently. Maybe she has been ran through by too many niggers.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:38:25 PM
No.939566078
>>939563410
>Palestineans
Sevvy you just aren't very bright
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:47:54 PM
No.939566209
Alison Brie's naked breasts. Thanks.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:09:16 PM
No.939566485
>>939566692
>>939566089
Why would Kristen Sewer be there?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:31:52 PM
No.939566792
>>939566823
>>939566692
Oh ffs, not you. Fuck off you creepy retard.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:33:09 PM
No.939566813
>>939565967
there's gotta be at least one dud
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:46:34 PM
No.939567056
>>939567092
>>939566825
no one ever knows who you're talkin about
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:58:04 PM
No.939567295
I-I-I-I-I know l-l-l-l-l'm a-a-a-a lucky g-guy...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:15:22 PM
No.939567664
>>939566823
I guess he could smell whatever disability you have lol
Indian here. Who's the hottest white celeb who'd most likely be okay with taking brown cock?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:54:32 PM
No.939568530
>>939568678
good morning retard you're looking particularly retarded today
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:01:43 PM
No.939568678
>>939568732
>>939568530
And your dad says this every morning you lumber into the kitchen?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:02:20 PM
No.939568690
>>939568503
Dude, it depends on the context and when it was taken
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:03:41 PM
No.939568713
>>939568503
Ahhh, his first and only lover
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:04:24 PM
No.939568732
>>939568678
well it's more like 11:36
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:04:39 PM
No.939568737
>>939568598
>>939568632
Please don't be mean. Can you just play along once? I want to feel good for once.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:05:30 PM
No.939568761
>>939568656
Bitch looking like an oompa loompa.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:06:48 PM
No.939568793
I-I-I-I shouldn't... I-I-I-I-I know l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-guys c-c-can only d-dream o-o-o-o-of g-getting a-a-a c-c-celeb l-lady...
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:08:38 PM
No.939568831
I'm not attracted to any female celebrities, I want to be them.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:10:01 PM
No.939568872
why isn't corly posting? is he ok??
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:12:01 PM
No.939568926
>>939568978
What's the context behind "Jacob"?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:12:52 PM
No.939568945
>>939569019
T-The w-w-wonderful s-s-sirs o-of o-our p-p-poo g-g-group p-p-praised V-Vic's m-m-m-m-monthly p-p-p-poop a-after w-w-w-we finished a-a-a-a-a-another e-e-exchange y-y-yesterday... O-One s-s-sir, a-a-a m-m-m-m-mr M s-s-said V-Vic's d-d-d-doo t-t-tasted s-s-so g-g-good i-it s-surpassed h-h-h-h-h-his already h-high e-e-expectations... T-To w-w-which I-I r-r-replied t-t-that V-Vic h-h-h-has b-b-b-been e-e-e-eating m-m-m-many s-s-strawberries t-t-this w-w-week a-a-and I-I b-b-believe t-t-this i-is w-w-why h-h-h-h-her d-d-dark d-d-doo i-i-is s-s-so s-s-sweet t-t-tasting a-a-and j-j-juicy t-t-this m-m-month... H-He q-q-quickly a-a-and f-f-firmly a-a-agreed...
>>939568926
Untreated mental illness.
>>939568978
Like who is jacob though? What's the sauce
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:20:07 PM
No.939569122
>>939569030
its best you don't know, he rarely posts here, and its blatantly obvious when its the real jacob
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:22:21 PM
No.939569168
>>939569030
I think it's some sort of fungal fluid.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:25:03 PM
No.939569225
>>939569030
He's a man of many wigs, and a wig does not a personality make.
