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>>939563793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4njjPNtNXg

PJVEE

>>939567792 (OP)
possible gfe stream today

>>939567839
buenos dias mexicano

>~fly away~
https://youtu.be/6cDHvw8fn2c?feature=shared

Daily reminder that she won.

>>939567839
Nora has joined the resistence? Mashallah

How much of Liam's cum is inside EE's womb right now? Over or under 50 ml?

any julias

>>939567871
2 babies worth

>>939567869
god bless her for that

>>939567863
Queen Emi watching the money come in, while she's not going live. Classic.

>>939567863
queen shit

>>939567855
awww

>>939567855
She's a whore. Somebody post the nudes

emi since may 22
solo desktop streams-21
Irl streams -23
( yes I count days she irls for 4-6 hours and games for 2-3 as irls)
gamer though

EMI SIMP YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY
emi is a degen
emi is gamer
emi is a introvert
emi doesn’t bot
emi doesn’t farm her feet
emi doesn’t farm her body
emi doesn’t lie
emi was not botting herself
emi doesn’t farm stalkers deliberately

>>939568002
what happened to her streaming with miz?

Online reputation defender clocking in for the 12h shift.

>>939567948
Mizkid don't be mad your emikif ship is over and embrace the newgen

>>939568008
>streaming with miz
KEK

bra comment kinda funny

>>939567948
There’s too much hate in your heart. It’s not too late to start binging the Japan vods and join the ship :)

>>939568008
>streaming with miz

>>939568042
lel

https://www.twitch.tv/kaicenat/clips?filter=clips&range=7d

based on these clips, I would say this is an ass marathon, and I have no idea how he gets 100k viewers

We had such a nice time in the previous thread, discussing both nora and katchii in peace

>>939568062
>the ship
kys

>>939568019
Nah he's right she's a whore. You're just a fucking simp

nmp crashing out in his discord about his divorce

>>939568093
the mexican is awake now so it will go to shit

>>939568103
stop talking about nmp you dirty ass emigolder.

>>939568103
post ss

>>939568095
I can’t. I’m still full HP <3

>>939568093
they want us to hate each other Sadge

>>939568103
screenshots

>>939568042
Who's gonna tell him

>>939568103
>nmp crashing out in his discord
must be a day

>>939568127
>>939568140
got triggered by someone asking:
>at this point do you think it wouldve been cheaper to just pay what was asked for at the beginning? idk how divorce works im just curious

>>939568103
What's new

>>939568103
nigger needs to find another purpose than sitting in his discord

>>939568225
>You can't make someone settle
Yeah you were the one that needed to lol

>>939568225
LMAO

>>939568225
half?

>>939568225
How hard is it for him to just not respond lmao

>>939567863
>>939567916
art imitates life
God works in mysterious ways
the divine sense of humor

>>939568225
>You can't make someone settle
Yes, you can if you offer them, what they ask for. He was going to scam Malena with the help of his buddy Sodapoppin and ended up scaming himself. Retarded nigger.

>>939568225
>They create problems that don't exist, solves them, then charge you $5000

This from the genius who brought you
>I actually have two lawyers, because I pay one to explain the other

>>939568225
he's still going
best lolcow we could ever ask for

emi asmon poe session :3

>>939568272
She deserves it.

>>939568225
LMAO yup should've paid her the 50% she asked for but he was born half nig half jew so of course he had to try to steal her money

>>939568225
it's not even 9am and he is crashing out

>>939568291
I like watching the number of reactions slowly dwindle on his crashouts. He used to get 100+

>>939568291
Nick's discord is more entertaining than his stream. The finest lolcow show on the internet.

nick is losing 100k in lawyers fees on 9/11

>>939568355
hiding assets like the jew nigger he is

>>939568355
Most obvious case of hiding the assets one could ask for. Congrats on the 70% Malena <3 <3 <3

>>939568355
@malena lawyers

pay it!

>>939568355
holy shit he's retarded

>>939568423
Jeffree star?

>>939568443
Asmon noooooooo

>>939568355
And that's why she's getting 70%

I see nick is awake doing his morning routine of telling everyone how stupid they are.

malena needs 100k for her forensic accountant nick
pay up piggy

>>939568225
I fucking love Malena

Ladydima getting bombe again. Poor girl.

>>939568571
the Katchii effect

Oooh follow to find out

>>939568576
deserved

>>939568571
He loves Katchii :3
Now suck his dick while he cries because Malena left his ass!

>>939568590
Another sponsor OOOO

POST EE PITS
LOVE YOU GUYSSS :3

>>939568355
Chance a dumb criminal too getting his ass implicated lmao

>>939568355
everyone should distance themselves from nmp and soda is asshole for agreeing to this

>>939568355
Every single last otk dude is a scumlord isnt he? Chance just as bad as the rest

>>939568635
>soda is asshole for agreeing to this
yep, he really outed himself

>>939568631
chance and his bro are way to smart to give a penny of that back

>>939568297
cute <3

>>939568652
>Chance just as bad as the rest
pretty much

>>939568225
just give malena whatever she wants. Hes going to sign a multi million dollar stake/rainbet deal once the divorce is finalised anyway.

>>939568118
NMP isn't going to suck your dick, anon. Stop riding his balls, lmao.

>>939568590
Hopefully she's fucking off forever

>>939568653
>>939568635
The podcast really killed the last bit of respect I had for soda. He will defend nick blindly until the end.

>>939568652
Yeah, even soda.

Nora live #ad

i dedicate my life to watching random streamers viewership numbers

>>939568701
>The podcast really killed the last bit of respect I had for soda
Same

>>939568355
why is this greedy nigger not just paying her 50%, wouldnt change his life one bit

>>939567863
EMI UP
MIZ BROKE

LMAOOOOOOO

>>939568721
Good ad. Most in here should propably call that number.

>>939568590
leaving kick house and moving to LA

>>939568721
boring

>>939568652
What did esfand or cyr do besides be autistic?

>>939568701
>>939568728
same

>>939568771
Cyr has his own turbulent history.

>>939568764
emigold :3

>>939568721
CINEMA

>>939568739
should have been me

>>939568225
>you can't make someone settle
huh?

>>939568752
nora profits from mentally ill guys spending their paychecks on her. fake bitch

ED SHEERAN MOVING TO THE US TO START A FAMILY WITH KATCHII

Greedy nigger nick too low iq to come out on top and self-sabotages instead
Pure comedy

>>939568820
he means he can't force malena to settle with 10%, she was asking for 50% but now it might be more because he declined and started hiding assets

>>939568841
True good ad for her community aswell. We all have so much in common.

shalom

>>939568846
oooo

>>939568225
All nmp fan have stockholm syndrome

Kaise removed Vips so we can't screanshot Asmon, when he tunes in. Also holy fuck, her stream is all bots (and Asmon).

rahEEm <3

how low iq do you have to be to groom somebody into getting more than 70% of your net worth?

>>939568871
All the gifters should phone the number and talk about their unwise spending habbits

>>939568590
wooo

>>939568907
LMAOOOOO

>>939568888
nice
>quads

>>939568888
Guaranteed he's been hitting her with the depression rizz "my dad is dying can I see your tits to make me feel better"

>>939568888
Still can, but you have to be a dedicated schizo that refreshes her viewer list

>>939568071
Annoying fake chink

>>939568355
Nah soda is keeping that money after the divorce he will give it back to nick

>>939568888
I mean she typically has 1k viewers so it's not hard to find him. Also she has streamed once since Asmon's dad got sick again, wonder why

>>939568099
Nasty jew

>>939568856
He could have:
- paid Malena 50% and be done with the divorce
- keep his good image and farm divorce pity
- enjoyed life with his new girlfriend in peace and helped her with her problems (alcohol, bulimia)
- kept streaming and farmed money and sponsors

He shot himself in the foot for no reason.

"twitchcon is going to be cinema"

>>939568291
Hes made nobody wants what he wants to do. He wants to take gambling sponsors and have him and Katchii play gtarp all day.

>>939568947
thats fraud punishable by jailtime for both, sodas brother is a lawyer and nick has like 2 lawyers, and he has repeated the same thing for a while

nora sponsored by an anti-suicide hotline the same week that nick is in court again with malena, she just can't stop thinking about him

>>939568953
>Also she has streamed once since Asmon's dad got sick again, wonder why
Yep, they are back together 100%.

>>939568888
https://www.twitch.tv/popout/kaise/viewercard/asmongold
https://tools.2807.eu/vips?channel=kaise
he's still vip?

>>939568975
whore

>>939568961
She said that in the least confident way possible lol

>>939568961
Cinema has lost all meaning

>>939568571
This ones old right? nicks bipolar for sure but we knew that, just yesterday he was telling katchii he has fun everytime he wakes up lul

reminder that chance aka sodapoppin aka skippypoppin aka slumlord morristien is a filthy bastard who takes advantage of the low class- owning nesrly 12 low income appartment facilities

>>939568960
it must kill nick on the inside knowing his audience still adores malena lol

>>939568721
haha of course its an ad poor btw and pay 100% tax

>>939568947
playing with fire

>>939568888
you can't judge a titty streamer on her chat
"people" do not turn in there to chat

>>939569000
CIN E MA 10 min ZOO STREAM 2 hours BRB

>>939568684
lol not happening and you are retarded if you think thats going to happen

>>939569025
Look at the usernames. All bots (and Asmon).

>>939568960
He literally could have settled quietly and we wouldn't have even known they were ever married

>>939569037
calm down juliana
have you had your morning vodka yet?

What happened to Arther?

>>939568961
it will be when she runs into nick and katchii at the twitch party

>>939569053
farming

>>939568907
LMAO

>>939569053
kicked out of soda's house where katchii and nick are living permanently, all alone in the kick mansion

>>939569052
not yet ill have it in a moment want to join me

>>939569042
>asian Mike Myers

>>939569053
he's a crybaby

>>939569053
he is a faggot close to killing himself because nick doesnt spend every waking hour of the day with him

>>939569053
hes alone nick stopped the 3rd wheeling

>>939569053
what everyone knew already, eternal friendzone

>>939569045
having a number in your name doesn't make you a bot
chinkchongs always use numbers in their nicknames

>>939569053
there is no such think as victimless rape

>>939569053
ee gets to live her life the way she wants while arther had to stay at the kick mansion. shits sad. fuck ee for that.

>>939569053
He finally needs to find a boyfriend.

>>939568958
Gets to fuck EE tho and it breaks PJV's brain

arther seriously thought that he was going to live with nick forever and they were going to share a house with their wives and kids
this guy is fucked in the head

lol back to Kaise they go after emi/asmon poe duo

>>939569053
He's a 30 year old creepy loser orbiting sociopath streamers

>>939569129
Yes. He was he's delusional af

>>939568947
Obviously. It'll be "Christmas presents" or him paying for podcast "expenses" or some other trick like that.

>>939568960
>He shot himself in the foot for no reason
his ego got too big to keep hiding behind the nice guy act

>>939569053
nick not streaming so he doesnt get to hang out with him all morning,
nick plays games sometimes so arther can play a bit and spend like na hour or so with him but then as soon as thats over hes off with katchii and arther is alone again.

He has a weird obsession with nick even nick himself has been telling arther go live in the morning while im off go collab go to la for a month and arthers reply is i wont leave nick.

nick doesnt need him and wants him as a friend like phin, bruce etc that he just sees a couple of times a week or games with

>>939569053
why does arther have no friends in germany?

>>939569037
It's definitely going to happen. It's only a matter of time.

i'm all for shitting on mister rapeher, but you have to remember that he's still a perfectly good and normal person compared to an average emifag

>>939568225
what Nick and all these retarded manchildren (erobb #1, mitch is another) don't realize is that these women LOVE these types of men. women look like queens in the relationship - always the "mature" ones, always having to take care of their man. they do this so that they can then be like Britt or Malena and hold all that shit over their ex's head when the relationship inevitably folds or when the woman simply isn't getting her way.

"i took care of you, you are an idiot, i do everything" blah blah blah

Angela will do the same to erobb eventually.

>>939569053
Arther needs to slide into Arkys DM and move onto him Arkther

>>939569159
You haven't seen his logs

>>939569042
who is this guy and what is he doing with emily

>>939568355
Its hard to believe chance would risk crime and jail to help nick fraud.
Imagine if its just more petty than that. Imagine nick knows he won't get it back, but would rather it go to chance rather than 50%+ to melana.
Kinda like an andrew tate: I'd rather burn it all than let you have some

nick made it clear that arther needs to leave him alone and find new friends but arther can't take no for an answer

>>939568962
Imagine caring about what randos on twitter say, ICANT

>>939567792 (OP)
>I am not crazy!I know she planned that prank. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it.She covered her tracks, got airrack to lie for her.You think this is bad?This?This chicanery?She's done worse. Slick. Are you telling me that his victim just happens to put out that twitlonger like that? No! She orchestrated it! Maya! She jerked off a horse...And I donated to her! And I shouldn't have. I even bought her bits. What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was with Mizzy, always the same! But not our Maya! Couldn't be precious Maya! Pranking them blind! And she gets to be a zoo girlie!?What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop her! You-*timed out for 1 day*

>>939569004
30 minutes ago

>>939569069
no i'm not drinking right now

>>939569155
he's been in a basement playing apex for years

>>939569179
That's her new toy

>>939569183
why do you think he was going on so many tips and staying in 5 star vegas hotels and gambling his money away
he knew this was coming

>>939569097
it's all bots

>>939569155
he was a twitch mod for years what do you think? and iirc his house is very far apart from everything else, theres a reason he has been single for like 8 years he is practically a virgin and all his friends came from twitch and gaming like clara acie or knut

>>939569119
what does that have to do with ee retard hahahhahaha

>>939569148
sodas brother is a lawyer and a good one hes not going to let him give that money back.

nick paying soda that is just a fuck you to malena and a case of if i cant have it then you cant

>>939568590
She hypes like esfand techs

>>939569179
Liam, her not so secret bf since May

>>939569232
kek

>>939569226
Go fuck yourself bitch

is alveus expanding, did they bought new land?

from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1nc6gbz/airrack_warns_all_streamers_after_arresting_adapt/

>>939569230
>and a good one
We thought a lot of people were "a good one" at one point.

>>939569230
they could find some legal way to give the money back
for example soda could employ nick to one of his companies and pay him a salary for doing nothing

>>939569259
they made so fucking much money on that small road lol

>>939569132
Escortgold is back together. Deal with it. <3

>>939569258
lmao why so mad brodie

>>939569183
thats exactly what it is ita petty thign hes doing liek fuck it

>>939569200
Good morning Mexicano

>>939569197
you should

>>939569259
time for scamaya to get new ideas after she got lucky with the floods

>>939569294
buenos dias friendo

>>939569259
yes they bought the neighbor land to make an alveus rehab facility originally targeted for 2026 but might come earlier because of all the recent money
they will take in animals that need rehabbing to release back into the wild when healthy

>>939569179
liam, the new guy people bait ship her with even though she's probably still with simply

>>939569311
with a fuslie shirt lmao no wonder he had no friends and single for years

>>939569259
yes she made bank fro mthe road donos and brought the land she always wanted the road did not cost that much to fix scam maya back at it, this is the women who went to silence a victim

>>939569259
>expanding the pet zoo
she needs to focus on one type of animal instead of playing pokemon with animals

>>939569053
>>939569074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQSK2gmtNMI

When Arther eventually snaps and lashes out at Nick it will be legendary

>>939569318
The neighbor with the dogs?

>>939569183
She carried his stream for years. He cheats on her, while her mom is dying of cancer. And then he'd rather burn the money than give her her share.

>>939569057
nmp & katchii will get butthurt if they go to twitchcon with so many people ignoring them

>>939568870
He's such an arrogant piece of shit, the court documents leaked. Everyone knows what she's asking for. How did this shit not immediately turn off what's left of his community?

>>939569273
they can't and taht money will also be watched for a while after the divorce if soda gives him that back he will get completly fucked the only way would be to sell him the house and take the 200k of the price

everyone should cut ties to nmp

>>939569179
EE got herself a schizo stalker who spams every single thread with his delusions. In reality, she's cuddling with Simply in their bed right now and the guy from the picture is Liam, a friend of Simply who recently moved to Austin and is now a friend of Simply+Emily.

>>939569349
nah his land is huge, another neighbor

>>939568605
Either that or Kick exclusive contract or something like that. Definitely something that makes her more money, she needs it very much after all!

arther all alone, abandoned in the kick mansion with nothing for company but the high powered rifle that they bought on stream that one time
does he use it?

>>939569371
Cope

>>939569230
>nick paying soda that is just a fuck you to malena and a case of if i cant have it then you cant
Is that not still a form of fraud?

is maya gonna get canceled again for the retarded swatting thing?

>>939569361
yet all of them will bend over for him and yes emi and ee will as well, so stfu

>>939569361
just wait, OTK 2026 will be amazing

>>939569375
Okok I was gonna say, if it turned out she was actually negotiating buying his land while "playing with puppies" that would be fucked. Ty.

>>939568972
it'll probably be capped off by Soda selling him the house for way under market value

>>939569333
But she changed the dono description, she didn't say it was for the road the whole time

>>939569389
It will definitely be held against him in court. He is not a bright man.

>>939569389
yes because that money is technically also malena's

>>939569355
not really nick will stream and people will say hi because most streamers are fake, nick already said that the plan is 1-2 days of twitch con (most likley 1) and no parties but going to spend time with katchii's family instead.
he said he didnt even want to go but is only going because she wanted to see what it was like but knows she will be bored after 1 day

If I didn’t die for six months at a time over and over? But the ghosts I was seeing. I must have.

>>939569413
this is your FIFTH day crashing out now mexicano

>>939569390
we'll see what xqc thinks about it he has ptsd and sleeping problems from being swatted so many times, apparently he wakes up screaming from swatting nightmares sometimes and it takes a while before he realizes it's not real

>>939569390
I mean me personally, it's crazy to me that she went along with it. I thought she was smarter than that. Gotta say I'm disappointed.

>>939569179
apparently,
brewing coffee

>>939569357
can you tdlr what shes actually asking for? people are saying all different types of shit

>>939569389
its only fraud if soda gives it back

>>939569452
50%

>>939569445
Other people have confirmed this too, pretty sure when he lived with Ludwig and QT they mentioned that there were a few times he just woke up and ran out of the house screaming

>>939569371
Took the schizo stalker not even 30 seconds to reply to this with one of his meaningless buzzwords kek
But yeah, that's a photo of Liam, a speedrunning streamer, who is friends with SimplEE. And EE and Simply are dating

>>939569406
she has actually done a ton of hard work for that dog neighbor for free off stream, there was a period he had surgery I think and couldn't stand up so she was basically running his stuff in the mornings before streams

>>939568590
its 100% when her Hello Fresh sponsor starts... its always nothing special with her

>>939569409
she also changed what she was saying about being sent to see that girl with mitch funny she does that alot it seems

>>939569390
did she know about the prank? is she stupid?

>>939569445
thats sad but xqcs brain is also cooked from lifestyle diet and gfuel

>>939569452
Look up the court docs, they're available online. She wants her due 50% but left specifics up to the court. Main things she called out is that she doesn't want the GTR or Escalade, he can keep them both.

>>939569390
No she's being shielded by QT as usual. Poor 27 year old Maya, she was only told an hour in advance about the swatting prank and agreed to act it out. She's a victim!

Imagine being retarded enough to trust that trashy whore with charity funds lol

MaryMaybe

>>939567792 (OP)
hmmm QT you forgot to tag someone

>>939569435
When did Nick say this? Did Katchii talk about it on her alt?

>>939569452
she was originally asking for 50% and letting nick keep both cars but recently leak have shown that she now wants 70-75% because nick is being so petty and she also hired a forensic accountant and probably found put about him hiding assets

>>939569504
his brain is cooked from abusing stimulants for years

>>939569468
he ran or jumped into lud's wall while sleepwalking and put a hole in it

>>939569447
everyone thinks shes some kind of saint, new flash shes a pos like all other streamers

>>939569505
he was also preventing her from seeing financial records or accessing the house to pick up small belongings

>>939568291
There will be retards still waiting to give him money next time he streams. I can't comprehend why anyone does but they do and they will.

>>939569516
Nick taking screenshots huh?

>>939569480
Yeah that's why I was surprised.