Thread 939595502

Tiddy.

>>939595502 (OP)
thats a man

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>>939595502 (OP)
dude with gyno

>>939595545
Wanna bet?

>>939595635
show us that pussy then

>>939595635
yes. I'll also bet there's no timestamp

>>939595674
Sorry, pussy machine broke.

>>939595756
are you trans or just have gyno

nice tits bro

>>939595706
Here you go. (Sorry it's hard to make out, poor lighting I guess.)
>>939595784
The former.

>>939595913
...wait fuck why did I think it was march. My brain doesn't work.

>>939595913
post bussy

>>939595502 (OP)
Faggot. See? We can say dumb words too.

>>939595913
>>939595942
Let's try this again

>>939595955
What do you think?

>>939596078
You're disgusting.

>>939596078
good little slut. id stretch you out

>>939596133
Why do you say that?

>>939596044
Gross, kys.

>>939596150
Sounds hot~

>>939596151
You're a dude, which is gay.

>>939595502 (OP)
100% chance there is a moustache and a dick.

>>939596078
Taking hormones at age 30 with sunken druggie eyes beyond any hope is outright mental illness 19 year olds can get away with it and be sexy for a few years before the inevitable, you, well lol, well. YWNBAW

>>939596185
Ah, thought you might have some actual interesting thing to insult me for instead of just bog-standard homophobia/transphobia.
>>939596195
A moustache? Do you think I can't afford laser?

>>939596195
That's a deeply seemingly accurate statement about trans people anon.

>>939596195
Also
>at age 30
I'm 26
>sunken druggie eyes
I've never done anything harder than booze

>>939596184
show me more

>>939596195
>>939596249
And I've been taking them for four years now, I'll add!

>>939596231
No but I'm 100% sure you cant afford FAS because you're not showing any background, you're a poor medicare tranny who needed mental help and could have done great as an average gay male but you done made yourself disgusting.

>>939596231
>bog-standard
Elaborate.

>>939596294
>FAS
Lol sorry I was just jumping the gun, there's an unlikely 0% chance you have FAS..

FFS, as in the surgery.

>>939596269
Sorry, it's frustrating trying to get a good angle with my just my phone's front-facing camera, this was the best of about a dozen attempts.
>>939596304
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bog-standard

>>939596304
Where is this homophobic bog that we only bang women and passing trans girls?

>>939595502 (OP)
post face

>>939596453
fuck i want to pin you down and ravage that hole
keep posting more you dirty slut

>>939596453
>>939596471
Neither of these made sense of "bog-standard", its not a term, except in what? Bangladesh?

>>939596553
On /b/? Are you crazy?
>>939596561
How do you like this?
>>939596614
Genuinely, are you a native English speaker?

>>939596705
perfect. id drain my balls inside that tight faggot cunt
now shove something inside it. stretch it good for me

>>939596808
I... don't think I have any lube on hand.

>>939596838
spit on a finger. or use oil
im rock hard, dont leave me hanging here

>>939596874
Spit really isn't enough, and it turns out I can't seem to find my enema bulb either.

>>939596874
>>939597016
Wait, never mind, found it, will return with pictures shortly.

>>939597084
i can wait

>>939595756
Why's your shit look like a xenomorph. Like your urethra opens up and a second, smaller dick comes out and pisses.

>>939597120
Here's the first.
>>939597520
Have you never seen an uncut dick before?

>>939597120
>>939597826
Actually, boy, that's the only one that's much good. I need to get better at the whole angles thing, maybe get a stand (though I don't know where I'd find one that fits my phone). But there's one more thing...

>>939597120
>>939597826
>>939597866
Okay looks like I'm gonna have to upload the video via catbox.moe- I guess it would have lost sound here even if it did fit in the file size.
https://files.catbox.moe/hc05de.mp4

>>939597826
ur bod is hot but ur weiner is not. pls post more hole and tell me about ursefl

>>939597942
damn you are fine as all hell. love those little girly faggot moans. i wish it was my cock in there
worth the wait

>>939597942
Hot damn I'd breed you, have a discord?

Mental illness

>>939598070
Already posted several and getting a good angle is frustrating, but here's another shot at it. What about me do you want to know?
>>939598098
Aww, thank you~
>>939598205
terpomo11, though I may not be able to get to your friend request right away- my computer is an old piece of junk that tends to crash when I try to use Discord and my browser at the same time, so probably after the thread 404s.

>>939598298
yeh keep giving us hole pls. in use is even better~
What kinda stuff are you into and what kinda stuff are you into~

>>939598240
chat is this real?

>>939598298
youre welcome babe
its looks so tight. has that cunt ever been used by a man?

>>939598424
It was a bother getting cleaned out and getting my clothes off and getting lubed up and fucking myself with one hand while keeping the oil off my other hand in order to take pictures and then cleaning everything afterwards. I really only planned on doing it once, that's why I took multiple pictures and a video clip. Here's another one of me spreading it, though!
Well, I'll say one thing that really drives me wild is having my ass eaten. Also, having someone peel back my foreskin and rubbing just the tip is liable to have me moaning and whining and thrashing and curling my toes. Or did you mean more in terms of like, kinks and stuff?
>>939598507
Technically, no.

>>939598597
>Technically, no.
well that needs to rectified then, doesnt it
i wouldnt mind helping with that

>>939598683
You're not going to ask what the technicality is?

>>939598731
a woman pegging you or another tranny fucking you?
so what. only a man can properly fuck a tight little cunt like yours

>>939598760
The latter, more or less- to be precise they're non-binary.
Oh, is that so? How would you go about it?

>>939597942
Can you do one jerking off that gock?

>>939598796
you on all fours, id grab your hair and yank your head back while i shove my cock deep into your cunt. those little faggot moans you make would drive me into a fucking frenzy. id rail you until i drained my balls deep inside your guts.
i cant think of a better way to fuck a little slut like you

>>939598864
How's this?
https://files.catbox.moe/xjqb0s.mp4
>>939599012
Gods, that sounds fucking hot~ My lewd little hole needs stretched out and pounded~

>>939599055
i bet it does. i cant imagine the amount of tension in that little faggot pussy that needs to be released

>>939599055
Nice, I'd like to jerk that off while I'm fucking your slutty hole

>>939599217
Would you eat me out first?
>>939599246
A tip: rubbing the tip drives me wild.

>>939599294
gross

>>939599347
I always wash with soap and water before having someone do that- it wouldn't be hygienic otherwise.

>>939599294
Can you roll it back and show me? I'm a visual learner

>>939599294
id eat that pussy raw

>>939598597
are you new to this lol? It def is a process but the bottom lifestyle gets easier the more you realize thats who yo uare.
thats fair. kinks too if ur down to talk about em.

Notice how ALL of OPs videos are taken with a potato to avoid the fact that they're disgusting and don't even bother with skin care or exfoliation. such is normal with your average 30 YO mentally ill trannies.

>>939599382
washing well once a week means nothing.

>>939599383
How's this for a demonstration?
https://files.catbox.moe/kmbmq6.mp4
>>939599395
...as opposed to what, through a dental dam? Who uses dental dams?
>>939599401
I'm still pretty sure I'm vers, though I may lean more bottom than I thought.
>>939599422
They are taken on a potato because my phone is a potato.
>>939599444
I mean before as in immediately before.

>>939599565
lol you dumb slut, id eat your faggot pussy until it gets raw

>>939599641
Oh. Right. Sorry for being such a dumb slut. Not used to that construction being used in that sense, at least in a sexual context.

>>939599565
Cute, I'd play with that little button tip to make you moan and whimper while you're on my cock

>>939599720
you need to get fucked more, babe. you seem a bit sheltered.

>>939599422
i mean i can tell it's fine. Not model worthy but definitely bangable
>>939599444
im glad ur not too upset by these people. you should make an effort to wash/wipe the inside of you butt the best you can but 90% of the time its not the endo f the world
>>939599565
>I'm still pretty sure I'm vers, though I may lean more bottom than I thought.
real lol. I still use dick more then I like but the process along with trying to get myself to cum for 2 hours isn't always what I wanna do ya know?

>>939599804
Gods, you all are making me so wet. (You couldn't see it in the video, but when I was fingering myself my dick was absolutely dripping with precum.)
>>939599830
A little bit difficult since I'm in a relationship (we're poly, but we've agreed we're not adding any other partners right now). There is one other person who has topped me a couple times, though, and I'm looking forward to having that with them again.

>>939599900
I'd like to see how much you drip when you get stretched out by a cock

>>939600057
Quite a bit!

>>939599565
>poor
>druggie
>over 30
> huge man chin with tiddies and an anteater
Bro just stop..

>>939600131
I already said I'm 26 and don't do anything harder than booze, and that not very frequently. If you're going to insult me, at least do so accurately.

>>939599844
>I still use dick more then I like but the process along with trying to get myself to cum for 2 hours isn't always what I wanna do ya know?

You're sick.

>>939600160
aight guess I'll kms then... jk. tho I guess both of us would prefer to add to that statistic eh?

>>939600131
>anteater
Are you literally making fun of someone for having an unmutilated cock?

>>939600099
All the more to rub your tip with. Do you like it when someone does it enough to overwhelm you? Looks like you could barely handle that little rubbing

>>939600824
I love it! Once I was with my friend from Kansas City and I told her to just rub my tip and don't stop unless I say the safe word, it was incredible.

>>939600873
I would love to do that to see how much you could take. I bet you would sound so cute writhing around

>>939600993
Hnnngh~ My safe word is "balalaika", by the way.

whats with so many western/white trannies being such weird pseudodyke self-fucking transbian faggots?
like damn, could you be any more useless and disgustingly perverse?

>>939601024
I'll remember that, but I get a feeling you won't be using it because you like to push your limits, right?

>>939601024
a very good instrument btw

>>939601331
*laughs*
Yeah, that's right.
You know what they say, 'two' is a crowd.
You're not as lonely as you think you are.
*laughs*
You have a great day now.
*laughs*

>>939601153
I'll do my absolute best not to. In the case of my friend her hand got tired before I got to that point.
>>939601331
The funny thing is, I like some Soviet music, but most of it tends more rock and pop and less folk/traditional.

>>939601453
I know I wouldn't tire out on you. I'd be in it either until you gave in or you cum.

>>939601572
That's bold words considering how long she was at it. (I wasn't watching a clock, but it must have been at least 10 or 15 minutes.)

>>939601581
My hands are used to working I could go that long easily, especially with someone like you motivating me

>>939601663
Gods, why am I so fucking horny? I don't mean right now, the reasons for that are obvious, I mean in general.

>>939601696
Sounds like you really need me to play with you, you obviously need the release because it's making you a needy slut. I bet you're dripping wet right now aren't you?

>>939601927
...truthfully I had gotten a little distracted with other stuff after the thread got kind of slow, but the idea certainly still appeals.

>>939601954
Fair enough, lol. I think we're the only ones here too

>>939602082
When did 4chan stop showing the total number of posters on a thread, anyway?

>>939602109
It was an update sometime before the hack

>>939602131
Huh, I never noticed it.
Also, my recent experiences finally getting properly fucked (I had had a penis inside me very briefly before but they had had to take it out because I hadn't worked up to it adequately and it hurt too much) and also fingering myself tonight has put me in the mood to consider buying myself some toys, but I'm hesitant just because even though solo anal play is fun it's also so much more bother than just jerking off that it's hard for me to be arsed (pun not intended).

>>939602174
I think you'd probably enjoy a toy, but they're good for those times when you have a prolonged horny need and jerking off isn't enough

>>939602239
I've thought about downloading some anal-focused erotic audios (r/gonewildaudio is a blessing) and listening to them while I do it, since it's not convenient to do it in front of the computer (it's a desktop placed in a room where other people may sometimes walk through).

>>939602278
Yeah that would me a good idea to get you into the right mindset for it. Being paranoid about other people walking around would definitely ruin that

>>939602343
I don't suppose you'd have any audio recommendatiosn?

>>939602396
No sorry I don't listen to audios

>>939602445
What do you prefer? Stories? Comics?

>>939602471
I mean I don't do anal, so mostly I prefer videos of women like you, that's why I was trying to make you horny back

>>939602584
Ah, by that you mean trans women specifically? I'm curious, what about them in particular appeals to you?

>>939602604
Actually I like women in general, but I go 50/50. Like I just enjoy women getting off and don't mind either genitals. Or I can ignore them if she's dysphoric about them ofc.

>>939602739
That... honestly sounds like a pretty good attitude? I'm used to guys who are attracted to me on the internet being weirdos/creeps about it at least half the time. But maybe those just stick out in my memory more, because we remember unpleasant things.

>>939602739
>>939602584
ma nigga youre bullshittin and pathetically simpin for a 4/10 trannyfaggot that only likes other trannys and pussy

>>939602798
>that only likes other trannys and pussy
Not remotely true lol

>>939602798
>>939602830
I mean I'd be lying if I said I don't find other trannies particularly attractive but it's very far from exclusive.

>>939602798
>>939602830
>>939602845
Also I am admittedly probably at least somewhat meta-attracted but I'm quite sure I'm also genuinely bisexual, because I knew I was bi way before I knew I was trans.

>>939602790
It helps having a trans gf who walked me through all of it at first, but now it's pretty normal to me

>>939602877
Hmm, I see, that makes sense.

>>939602902
Before her I was like "penis gay" but she kinda like slowly teased until I could get over it

>>939602959
I take it she was at least not highly dysphoric about her own, then, to be willing and/or desirous that you interact with it?
(There was this one boy in a ceramics class I was in in college who found me very attractive and whose brain kind of bluescreened when I told him I was trans. After a couple hours talking it over he decided he didn't care and started kissing me again, but he still couldn't bring himself to be alright with interacting with my penis- and to his credit, he did make a couple forays into it on his own initiative, so I can't accuse him of being closed-minded. I wonder if things would have developed any further in that regard if we had had any more than a couple weeks- it was a two-week intensive class.)

>>939595635
>>939595674
>>939595756
well that was fast

>>939603035
Hey, can't I build up tension and ambiguity for the reveal?

OP still there? Wanna talk somewhere else? Kik or Session? Gonna drop my contact if you're up for it

>>939603112
I've been here, yes, conversing with that other anon. I do not use Kik and I'm not entirely sure what Session is.

>>939603020
Oh we were friends for years before this too. She specifically liked me because she said I was open minded. She was somewhat dysphoric so her mood came and went with it, but she would want to cum too. She would randomly get moods like she wanted to put it in something so I rarely gave her a bj too.

>>939603158
Straight men who are willing to suck a dick so long as it's attached to a girl are a blessing from the gods :p

>>939603193
It took a long time to get there, she was a really good tease. Now I would lick your tip however

>>939603278
What else would you do to me?

>>939603305
I could finger your hole while running my tongue in circles around your head. If that's what you're looking for

>>939603409
Ooh, that also sounds pretty hot~

>>939603426
Then I can go knuckle deep and tickle your spot inside, and take you all the way in my mouth

>>939603485
That sounds amazing, but you know I'd want more...

>>939603505
Oh? Tell me what you want

>>939603574
I'd think you could guess.

>>939603605
You want me to kiss you all the way to the base and start bobbing my head up and down your shaft?

>>939603645
That would also be nice, but you know it's not what I was thinking of.

>>939603663
What are you thinking of?

>>939603678
Come on, you really can't guess?

>>939603684
I'm actually not sure

>>939603694
I want to get fucked, stretched out, railed, bred, I need a good dicking.

>>939603714
Hmm, maybe I'd give you just that while the other anon keeps taking care of your cute cock. If 49 isn't too old for, that is.

>>939603714
Oh alright I wanted you to show how needy you are. I'm going to get up lean you back and throw your legs over my shoulders. Since you're loose from the fingering I'm going to slip right in and press my hips into yours before I start pounding you

>>939603868
I'd be slightly hesitant, but if you're hot probably?
>>939603879
Mmmmmf dsaf;kljdsafkl;saj

>>939603904
Well my cock is hot if you're into thick veiny uncut BWC.

>>939603948
That does sound pleasurable, I'll admit.

>>939603904
Once we get settled in and I can feel you loosen up I'll start clapping my hips into your cheeks, plunging deep inside you and stretching your hole out. The whole time all you can do is writhe and moan and yell out pinned and helpless to use you as I see fit