Thread 939597013

Celeb Thread - /You're not That Guy pal, trust me, you're not That Guy/ edition.

Challenge for this thread: Make every single post related to celebs, images and/or text

Indian men are the biggest cuckolds while Russians are tranny faggot. China is full of incels.

>>939597063
no thanks thats no fun

YOU
ARE
NOT
HIM

RELEASE THE CORLY FILES

Please try
to find
the time
to be
with me
I might
leave tonight.

>>939597063
well you just fucked it up with your post so thanks I guess

>>939597235
<3 Elle!

>>939597250
release the choli files

>>939597380
MINE NOW

>>939597368
next thread now is not the time

Tired of the everyday grind?

choli is a beaner farmer who sucks off white guys cheers

>>939597431
Is it true the Choli Files are in your toolbox along with the Choli Wrenches and the Choli Punches???

>>939597464
what the

Ever dream of a life of romantic adventure?

Throbbing and leaking

Want to get away from it all?

i cut myself deep its bleeding everywhere i think i might need to call somene

We offer you... Escape!

>>939597504
who told you about my secret hiding spot

>>939597587
based north

arnie was trapped in the recall machine and his adventure was all in his mind as he slipped into a coma

Olivia Rodrigo

Pumping anon

>>939597479
what the

>>939597652
Everyone knows one of those big ole toolboxes is a treasure trove of stuff!
>>939597646
golf wife <3

>>939597696
pumping for Olivia

Tired of the everyday grind?

choli is my naughty boy :p

>>939597249
Cause I'm in too deep
And I'm trying to keep
Up above in my head
Instead of going under

>>939597760
i KNEW i shouldn't have stored it in such an obvious spot. moving the choli files to under my mattress... no one will ever find it there!!!
>>939597896
why was i not informed of this

>>939597986
I think that mite be a different song. T . T

>>939597996
u were well informed!!!

of that blended, splendid, pabst blue ribbon

>>939597996
oooh well if its in your bedroom you only have to worry about the millieposter finding it... >:3

chorli has hots for babo you heard it here first

>>939598041
oh?
>>939598159
precisely
>>939598179
uh nah

>>939598179
curious

>>939598282
llllewd <3

how do you delete a post

how do you delete someone else's post

choli was annoying but im coming around

>>939598286
You missed Allison wrecking Troy's shit earlier.

>>939598408
I ride my bad dragon til they fall off page 10

>>939598323
you're mistaken, i don't lewd

I'm thirty-six years of age, unmarried, tall, dark with a black moustache.

>>939598491
oh? i was busy wrecking his heh
>>939598522
not what we've been seeing around here lately...

>>939598537
northy?

>>939598540
back off choli is not interested creep

let me guess its gonna be the "imposter" that got rejected not babs

Fartmouth

choli used to lewd with prof all the time

he still does prof just posts milly

>>939598716
:O

>>939598716
makes sense

>>939598540
thats not lewding thats just me chattin' up a storm

Shitmouth

choli has bones made of taped together old sand

ol sand bones choli

>>939598522
Mr Choli may I remind you that you are under oath!

choli youre going to end up becoming bd or babs or maybe even chads boy toy eventually might as well start now

>>939599067
chad's not around anymore. bd and choli broke up a long time ago. babs doesn't lewd here.

now that hes an eligible bachelor

>>939599114
cope north

why is korean girls in oversized baseball shirts so cute

>>939599135
you're imagining them getting pumped by the whole team in the locker room (hot)

>>939599126
cope south

chad has been here 4 of the last 6 days

>>939599163
posting who?

adam from oregan cheers

>>939599187
jlc and lily

>>939599061
if the clintons can get away with perjury then so can i hahah
>>939599067
nah i'm good bro.

not true if he was here he would have said something to me

>>939599301
those hollow bones gonna get cracked open and cream filled

Its a really disturbing example of a mad man gaslighting someone to the point where they do things they never would have imagined themselves doing.

you mean chad and troy?

northy from oregano

bab + choli 4eva

northys new dildo

>>939599301
You're not the Clintons! You only know a couple of people that have mysteriously died after displeasing you!

i named it choli breaker

choli churner

going to cum thinking about choli getting his guts rearranged

by babs

>>939599630
why do you love choli so much

>>939599563
i might be bill clinton and you would never know. ask me if i knew jeffrey epstein

>>939599672
love him getting his butt pounded

>>939599693
kek

>>939599693
ok maybe i should have asked why do you hate choli so much

>>939599706
he needs it hes such a brat
>>939599724
i dont

>>939599741
he should just embrace it

scizho hours

>>939599782
this

>>939599693
this

>people not noticing that they are talking to BD pretending to be me
oh boy I am disappointed in you guys

POWERFUL MEN LIKE BEADY RUN THIS SHIT

>>939599686
I'd rather ask you how 'good' you are with a cigar...

how do you train yourself to fart around a butt plug

"I run the country
and the world."

"My I.Q. is one of the highest." -and you all know it!.”
“It’s very hard for them to attack me on looks, because I’m so good-looking.”
“I’m also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.”
“I have the right to do anything I wanna do."

>>939599964
define "good"

>>939600190
do you wield it as skillfully as you wield your wiener?

wish i had an Olivia bud so bad

>>939600619
Shadaaap binch.

>>939600619
oooh yeah how bad?

>>939600692
i'm leaking just thinking about it

>>939600747
mmm makin me leaky too wwyd?

>>939600809
let me lick the tip clean a little bit while i get you all nice and hard....

>>939600862
gladly wanna chat on disc?

>>939597504
Not gonna lie Pee Wee kinda hot in drag,

Bring back radio!! It is much more interesting than the majority of television nowadays.

>>939599465
The slut hates underwear

WE LOVE YOU BEADY

>>939600747
>>939600915
>>939600960
Excellent celebs

>>939601517
Spillie is such a slut

>>939601610
Not a celeb

fell asleep haha

>>939601007
>>939601543
Ugh

ChatGPT has made friendships all but obsolete.
If it could lewd you fags would be redundant.

I just use janitor ai for lewding

there's something queer going on

I treat ChatGPT better than I treat you guys and it isn't even real. That should tell you what I think about you's.

i don't care lol

>>939603535
You like it better because you don't have to reciprocate. You just want someone to jerk your ego. That's not how actual people work and that's the reason you have nothing in real life. You are socially underdeveloped. Fucking loser.

melty

>>939603170
Ugly as sin and I would bust inside her ass without hesitation.

Icky Nicky, has no friends
Icky Nicky, eats for ten

>>939604097
Putting beets up your ass doesn't make you a farmer.

>>939604135
what an odd way to initiate a conversation. try again.

>>939604151
Everyone knows you got the beet farmer thing from The Office.

Am I still lying, bro?

>>939604189
Yes lol

mmkay

>>939604249
I have footage of me driving a DeLorean. I am not a time traveller.

>>939604328
for sure bro you're right so quit arguing with me

>>939604361
I've been in the cockpit of a commercial airliner. Am I a pilot?

>>939604419
No.

>>939604419
Cultivating thousands of images of little Asian girls who all look the same so you can post them here in lieu of a personality doesn't make you a farmer.

okie dokie

>>939604492
Maybe you have family who farm, but you definitely have some sort of disability.

for sure bro

Ol' "wait in the truck you retard" Choli

oh one hunnerd percent bro i agree

BD has to talk to AI because he doesn't have any real friends

>>939604640
You have to constantly seek attention here because you don't have any real friends.

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine...

I'M A MOTHER LOVER
YOU'RE A MOTHER LOVER
WE SHOULD ALL FUCK BABSY'S MOTHER

I'll leave this here.

>>939604801
No no, take it with you.

>>939604693
Yum

>>939604808
This shit thread needs this more than I do.

How do I get a woman pergert

>>939604864
You can pay a guy to do it for you.

>>939604916
>You've tried that with people already
That's fucking weird.
That's like paying someone to drive your car and live in your house and eat your food.
>How dumb can you be.

>>939604916
Can I do it to Kat?

>>939604965
You can do it to a dead cat

>>939604961
You're the one who doesn't know how to do it.

>>939604961
You can be rich enough to have a car and hire someone to drive you in it.
That's what fancy people do, who cannot be bothered with things that the poors do.

>>939604991
don't encroach on troy's turf

Uppercase and lowercase are personalities.

>>939604995
I said pergert.
Perginat is another one..
Prangain is another.
I don't think you know how.
>>939605007
>I'm rich enough to hire people to chew food and spit it into my mouth.. may as well hire people to do it.. then tell people that's what rich people do..
Lol, lmao even.

I could go for a glass of Roma wine right now.

I like choli but sometimes it does seem like he was in the slow classes not like full retardation but in the classes that needed a little extra help

>Fancy eating
Lmfao

>>939605236
Well dam, Cher finally aged 10 yrs older , looking 40 and good. Hahahahahaha

>>939605271
keep going

>>939605255
He went on a short bus trip to a farm once and made a whole fictional personality out of it.

>>939605255
i was in normal classes

>>939605320
Sure, and Troy was too smart for high school.

Choli at the back of the normal class with his hand up his ass

Choli hears "drop a beat" and a vegetable falls out of his ass

I jerked off to lily's Cartier ad earlier. came so hard. I was on no fap for like 2 weeks or something

>>939605458
>You don't think I'm a farmer?

Antagonizing men you'll never meet on the internet is not a personality.

Jacob posted that same image of Beady for the final time before slithering to the bathroom to look upon his own grim reflection.

"Antagonizing men you'll never meet on the internet is not a personality," he said to himself... a single tear running down his grey face.

Then he turned the gun on himself.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>939605542
>Charli looks like someone I've met.

Heard Ronnie hawk was posted here. Re-up.... Peas and carrots -DBZ

Frick

>>939606142
why do you love that paki so much?

>>939605843
Would wreck her asshole if she puts a bag on her head

gngn everyone

>>939606984
Goodnight Mr Mentally Ill Pretend Farmer

>>939607022
Oh god

>>939607073
Olivia is so hot

>>939607022
>>939607073
Finally…. Some good stuff

>>939607129
>>939607135

>>939607169
It's working

>>939607218
More from this outfit?

>>939607249
She looks incredible in it

>>939607281
Especially that ass

>>939607311
Fuck, getting closer

>>939607311
>>939607305
>>939607281
>>939607272
LOOK AT HIM GO

>>939607320
>>939607323

>>939607332
So insanely hot

>>939607368
Oh fuck. Disc?

>>939607400
Almost there..

>>939607169
>>939607218
>>939607281
>>939607368
>>939607400
Excellent shit

>>939607412
>>939607442

>>939607468
One more

>>939607517
Right on her tits

>>939607551
Just came and I'm still hard

>>939607594
She's crazy hot

>>939607468
>>939607517
>>939607551
Doing gods work anon

>>939607612
>>939607613

>>939607630
Pumping again...

>>939607332
should be bare titty

>>939607639
>>939607666

>>939607679
she's trying but she's no tove lo

>>939607679
I can't get enough Rodrigo

The schizo bus has arrived

>>939607698
>>939607708

>>939602141
Ari!

>>939607630
>>939607679
>>939607725
Pure fap fuel. She’s fucking amazing

>>939607725
I'm an ass fan but her tits make me drool

>>939607741
>>939607747

>>939607756
And leak...

Kek

this thread needs nude boobs

Oh fuck, disc?

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

I've came to Olivia Rodrigo 12 times in the last hour please help me I can't stop...

>>939607808
Edging again

>>939607845
Those aren't cummies; your cysts are bursting.

>>939607847
Hot tbqh

>>939607911
I know

>>939607860
Nah you ever had a cyst?

>>939607920
Gonna rub one out to her and you cant stop me

>>939607940
Not on this beautiful, thick, cut, pristine white cock.

>>939607982
Ok saar

>>939608018
Well it was that, kike, or nigger. The average IQ here is extraordinarily low.

>>939608045
You always say things like that and then spend hours of everyday obsessing over the posters here. Well if you keep asserting how much smarter you are eventually someone might believe it. Don't bother replying, I won't be reading it.

>>939607982
I have phimosis, so my dick always smells like it has athlete's foot

>>939608122
Stop crying.
>>939608126
Gross.

>>939608143
>>939608143
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