Thread 939611763

>be me
> dad makes me play videogames because the household demands it
> metal gear time
> oh wow snakes hot
> fixate only on snake, have no other memory of other characters
> deviantart discovery
> holyshit
> rub clit to solid snake porn
> i become a critic and fan of solid snake art
> be 6
> persona 5 time
> uh oh, jokers hot
> focus on joker, repeat with solid snake but since its 2016-2018 its so much worse
> literally have to pull off a stealth mission to rub it to joker porn
> find dante devil may cry
> repeat said thing
> find out very very dark porn of devil may cry
> incest
> its like discovering gold for the first time
> indulge like its my final meal
> get caught
> get turned on by staring into being scolded while seeing the incest art
> 4 years later
> grown addiction to video games, but only to video game protaganists
> notice pattern
> i only like the legal ones that are attractive or not.
> part 2?

>>939611763 (OP)
-1/10
Not believable in the slightest. What 5 year old is playing MGS?

to be fair, my dad was the one helping me on EASY mode.. that fuckass revolver ocelot bossfight was probrably the worst time of my fucking life and that it was on an emulator on pc,

also by what 5 year old its me, yes. a 5 year old playing a gay game with war in the background

>>939611763 (OP)
I love Metal Gear and I love watching Solid Snake, but I'm pretty sure that's not what the OP means

>>939611969
Yes, and then a 6 year old is given unrestricted access to DA and is playing the Persona series. And starts masturbating.
I've heard more believable shit in the secrets threads where people are fucking entire families.

>>939611763 (OP)
Post your fucking tits and a timestamp or gtfo thot

>>939612268
That's the icing on the cake, isn't it? This story would be unbelievable if OP was a dude, let alone female.

>tee hee im a girl who masturbates xD
Timestamp proof of being female or you're a lying faggot nigger tranny coomer

>>939611763 (OP)
Youre jus tretarded is all. You have an autistic attachement to literally anything.

>>939611763 (OP)
Could easily be worse

>OP gets called out
>dissappears to sulk because he wanted to jerk off and pretend he's an autistic little girl

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>939612772
They should at least try to be slightly believable.