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Anonymous No.939615301 [Report] >>939615356 >>939615369 >>939615391 >>939615490 >>939615700 >>939617780 >>939618042 >>939618076 >>939619980 >>939620190 >>939620407 >>939620457 >>939625120
looking for advice
18 y/o male here
I’ve been a regular on /b/ for years, and I’ve become totally addicted to the porn here as well as everything else, mostly porn. All the fucked up hung perverts and gooners here just kept me coming back for more.
I’m two weeks into college, miles away from home
my first gf of senior year hs that I loved dearly left me because we were going away to different colleges and she didn’t even let me smash
I’m probably the most lonely I’ve ever been and I’m in a totally new place with new people and no support network
I also can’t goon in peace anymore because of my roommate situation and I’m horny as fuck and mad that I’m not getting laid. I miss gooning and I miss my home and my old friends and my ex.

What should I do?
Anonymous No.939615356 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
Grow up and get a job
Anonymous No.939615369 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
Anonymous No.939615391 [Report] >>939617520
>>939615301 (OP)
My advice, contact Republican activists and sue for the psychological damage.

Harm against children/under age people has no statute of limitations.

Welcome, you're one of us now. There's no going back. When you've seen what you've seen as such an impressionable age.

Use your corruption for good. Use it as a strength to be benevolent in this fucked up world.
Anonymous No.939615446 [Report]
Fuck your roommate.
Anonymous No.939615490 [Report] >>939617520
>>939615301 (OP)
Kys you self-entitled faggot
Anonymous No.939615700 [Report] >>939617520
>>939615301 (OP)
Glad to see brainwashing still works just fine.
She WILL break your heart so start thinking for yourself. You like porn? Get into the porn industry see how lame it really is.
Anonymous No.939617520 [Report] >>939618964
>>939615700
>>939615490
>>939615391
I’m just so fucking horny I was daydreaming about a massive ass in my face
Don’t know what this shizoposting is about
Anonymous No.939617780 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
yeet the pc punch the gf
plenty of sex in jail/prison
Anonymous No.939617906 [Report]
>18 y/o male here
>I’ve been a regular on /b/ for years,

Do jannies still hand out retroactive bans? It would be funny to see op banned for a couple years.
Anonymous No.939617988 [Report]
I need an IRL goon bud to stroke my cock with bad
Anonymous No.939618042 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
Fast fir a couple of days, it's great for the body AND it'll drive hornyness to the ground, do it and at the same time get yourself a hobby, anything you like, that's it man. Also, don't come here for a while man, get to know yourself better
Anonymous No.939618076 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
If you believe in God talk to him as if it's a friend. If not don't
Anonymous No.939618964 [Report] >>939619593
>>939617520
That's good. Ass in your face feels good. Have you tried BBC? If you get on grindr, you can set up a gangbang on your first night
Anonymous No.939619593 [Report]
>>939618964
I’ve never tried BBC
Anonymous No.939619980 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
>What should I do?
get off /b/ and go touch grass
there are more sexual opportunities in college than any other time in your life
everyone's away from home, everyone's horny, everyone's lonely
your dorm room is for sleeping, showering and fucking
when you're not in class and not doing one of those things, you should be out at the library, the quad (or whatever equivalent you have), or an event meeting people
go forth and fuck
Anonymous No.939620190 [Report] >>939620892
>>939615301 (OP)
Kill yourself Jew
Anonymous No.939620407 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
Get out late at night, walk into the forest or some place, maybe even the main street, and masturbate.
Anonymous No.939620457 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)
Is your mom single? Do you have any pictures of her feet?
Anonymous No.939620892 [Report] >>939623177
>>939620190
i'm sorry you feel this way. i hope you get better.

i'm not a regular on /v/, so i have no idea what b is. i've heard of 4chan before, though. i'm sorry it's gotten you in a bad way
Anonymous No.939623177 [Report]
>>939620892
i'm an 18 year old male. i've been on b for years, and i've become addicted to the porn here as well as everything else, mostly porn. all the fucked up hung perverts and gooners here just kept me coming back for more
Anonymous No.939623359 [Report] >>939624746
holy fuck the internet really is dead
Anonymous No.939624746 [Report]
>>939623359
I'm glad you're doing well!
How have you been?

I'm doing ok, just a little frustrated that I can't find someone to be with. I'm an introvert so it's hard for me to get out of the house and meet people
Anonymous No.939625120 [Report]
>>939615301 (OP)

turn off the devices and go socialize with 18 year old girls. they're mostly as lonely and horny as you and you're missing a golden opportunity