Thread 939615951

My vibrator arrived today and i just came using it for the first time and omg it was so fucking good :333

no pics, i presume?

>>939615951 (OP)
Kys fag

>>939615995
No sorry i just got done cleaning up. But i feel like so giggly inside. There was no post nut clarity, it was like a ruined orgasm, but it felt so good.

>>939615951 (OP)
I am happy for you. Just be careful using it so you don't cause any tares or issues.. saying this because some times we get too excited and push things too hard and are bodies are not ready for it.. .. but anyways glad to see you have a good time also make sure its washed correctly and put away dry.. Don't want any health issues that can come from using a dirty toy ;)

>>939616037
Ahhh I see. You're a faggot who stuck it up your ass

>>939615951 (OP)
Whatever, post more ashley

vibrators can be so much better than jacking off, especially when you have a pair of panties on.

dont even need to get hard to cum

Is it Black?

>>939616341
I have the same one and it's the best.

I've had a lot of sex toys, but that vibrator is my favorite.

>>939616284
Thanks hehe
>>939616335
No wth i used it on my pp, i was talking about cleaning my cum afterwards. I mean i am a faggot but i didn't put it up my butt.
>>939616472
It's pink :3

>>939616761
np have a good rest of your day ;)

>>939616845
You too! I'm about to eat some chocolate chip cookies in a bit, it's been a decent day so far.

>>939615951 (OP)
That's cool, Ashley. Make me some oat cookies now.

>>939616761
>pp
lame. you should've used your sluthole instead

>>939617363
This was like a wand vibrator so i can't really use it on my ass but i'm gonna get a prostate massager at one point as well.

>>939617664
try sticking something up your butt and vibrating it so it passes the good vibrations to your g-spot

>>939616284
>Just be careful using it so you don't cause any tares or issues
Stop simping and misspeling, fagot

>>939617710
Holy shit that's smart. I'm gonna try it with my dildo and my buttplug later.

>>939615951 (OP)
Hope it tears your cloaca you medical horrorshow.

>>939618038
cum plenty for me

>>939618125
I will <3

>>939618401
hopefully this will be your introduction to anal pleasures

>>939618450
Oh it won't really be my introduction, i've been doing anal since like 12 but i don't do it too often since preparing for it is such a hassle

>>939618513
i see. yes, it's a bit of a headache
>i've been doing anal since like 12
that must've looked hot

>>939618563
>that must've looked hot
Yeah... i wish i had recorded myself lol, i would jerk off to it now.

>>939615951 (OP)
Yeah back in the day they use to call them a rumble pack and you'd rent them and some shit called a mud flap condom after you walked a couple miles up hill both way

>>939618639
can you cum from anal?

>>939618661
Uhh what
>>939618662
No... i tried so many times but never happened :(

>>939618806
I'm going to refuse to elaborate the pope said don't use condoms and when you start using them people say I can fit this over someones head and murder them why is it not acting like a cock ring for you

>>939618888
Cute quads

>>939618806
you gotta step up your game. it's a mind-blowing experience. the moment your sperm starts shooting and oozing out as your body is shaking and twitching from the overwhelming orgasm is heavenly. and it can last for oh so much longer~
what have you tried so far?

>>939619041
I tried absolutely ravaging my ass with a dildo, i tried going for hours, i tried going fast, i tried going slow, i tried using my fingers to play with the prostate, again, for hours, nothing works honestly. I'm hoping a prostate massager might be able to do it but idk.

>>939619324
personally i just forced myself with the finger. i didn't interact with my pp for several days and just played with my prostate while imagining that i'm getting a relief. eventually my frustration built up so much that on the 10th day i came
anyway, you seem to have tried a lot. perhaps you're not approaching it with a proper mindset
try to imagine yourself cumming. twitch your prostate muscle as if you're ejaculating. focus on the gentle, warm touch of your finger. imagine that someone is playing with you and wants you to have fun. alternatively watch some hentai with femboys getting plapped and imagine how it must feel. think of yourself as a delicate cutie who likes it in the butt
if you start to get super hard in the middle then you're on a good path

if all that fails, you can also try classical conditioning

>>939615951 (OP)
your pic is the "too much dopamine" face

>>939619690
Oh yeah i tried imagining all sorts of stuff or constantly using my pelvic muscles and whatever, still no good. My only problem is that i'm too addicted to jerking off and usually never even go more than 24 hours without cumming. So maybe that might be what's making it so hard.

>>939615951 (OP)
Cumming while soft is next level. I love it.

>>939619930
oh yeah, definitely stop doing that. you need to build up that tension
i know it's hard but you have to be determined. watch some femboy anal porn and rub that g-spot but do not touch pp no matter what. at the 3rd day your horny mind will be driving you mad but you have to endure. keep that amazing reward at the back of your head at all times, let it motivate you
remember: you only have to succeed once. every further session will be easier and easier

now go and do it!
*slaps your butt*
i want you to drool in ecstasy and leak like a faucet as you rub yet another hands-free one out
oh, and a protip: anal orgasms barely feel relieving at all. you just keep craving for more and more

>>939615951 (OP)
Holy shit this fucking fag is back.
Kill yourself you gay degenerate.

>>939615951 (OP)
You are worthless. Your parents are so disappointed in how you turned out.

You'de be better off dead.

>>939620691
nice, original post, fuck face, totally unlike anything else anyone has ever said on this board....it's like you fucking retards completely miss the point of the internet's existence, and you don't even have the sentience required to realize you're just a robotic piece of shit

>>939620565
>oh, and a protip: anal orgasms barely feel relieving at all. you just keep craving for more and more
Hot... hopefully i can have one at one point. I'm gonna go sleep now, cya anon :3

>>939620802
Poked the pig, did I?
Kill yourself you avatar fagging idiot. No one wants you. Thats why you have to violate yourself.

>>939615951 (OP)
Ahahaha what a faggot! Your sick in the head.
Troons belong in the ground ahahaha.

>>939615951 (OP)
retards like you don't deserve the gift of life.

>>939622133
Aaahaha what a fag! Fags like you arent worth shit! Haaaa

>>939622051
its soo funny watching spectrum tards trying to troll or getting mad at the fact no one will ever touch there tiny pee pee's lol.. God it must be so hard to be you lol.. i actually feel sorry for you that your getting mad at some one who is just enjoying there day. Bullshitting with some randoms on line and it bothers you lol.. Oh good load its fucking funny.. please keep telling us why what some one else dose fucked your life up i need more of a good laugh..

>>939622293
Nice wall of text, retard. Rope. Now.

>>939622205
Lol gotta love the short bus rants from bigots lol.. they keep me laughing and coming back for more

>>939615951 (OP)
fucking gross

your poor parents must be so utterly disappointed in you

>>939622322
Lol .. I am getting so hard keep going please Daddy!!!

>>939622335
Aaaahahhaa faggot! Youre worthless!

>>939622373
Kill yourself fag.

>>939622349
No more disappointed then yours is with you ..

>>939622383
Deeper and harder Daddy.. Spit on me next..

>>939622407
Why would i do that. Knowing that I'm alive is angering you so much it's what keeps me going .. and craning my throbbing erection..

>>939615951 (OP)
I recently ordered myself a dildo! I call him my boyfriend and give him little kisses before getting facefucked by him >_<

>>939622383
>>939622407
>>939622349
>>939622322
Don't leave daddy's im not even close yet.. tell me more how much of a worthless piece of shit i am.. And how you want me to die.. i'm loosing my erection :(

>>939622911
Nice dubs.. post a pick of it if you don't mind, would love to see what people use ..

>>939622952
>>939622491
>>939622417
if this is OP, he's owning you fags. step up your game

>>939616341
Agreed, I'm just here for LeyLey posting

>>939622981
Sadly not op.. Just seen this pore bastards getting bullied daily and felt bad as they seem like there having a rough time in there life these days and they seemed to be happy with there toy and day so i figured why not show these newfags what real trolling is..

>>939623099
you're have a good heart, anon
i don't mind negativity if it's well-thought trolling but their posts are boring and unfunny NPC-tier garbage

>>939615951 (OP)
>:333
You will never be a woman.

>>939623383
True most are sadly on his board.. But over the past few weeks i been watching this persons post and they seem to really be having a tough time so i just figured perhaps if i did some anti trolling those who see this persons post again may be less then likely to come back knowing they will get trolled at the same level there doing and maybe higher. Just hate seeing bullying on those who don't fight back.. As this op never dose and leaves there post because of it.. But i agree with you on this..

>>939623444
Yes daddy more..

>>939623444
I wish I could have one of those, but I'm on my dad's computer. I'm too embarrassed to ask him for a vibrator

>>939623843
I'm not telling you how to get a toy. But i am telling you amazon gift cards don't ask who's of legal age or not.. ;) and anyone can buy them and have what ever bought shipped to there house and never be found out if you beet your parents to the mail.. ;)

>>939623931
even off the phones browser forgot to add that ;)

>>939623652
a kind soul with a pure heart
it's so easy to spit on someone here, but to actually show compassion is much harder

>>939623994
I would not say that as sadly i often am the one spitting on people but for some reason i just felt bad today so i figured had some time why not throw a bone for once..

>>939624068
like i said, negativity is fine if it's not NPC-tier garbage. we're still on /b/ after all

>>939624068
plus this is how things use to be when i first joined many years ago... Some one would be trolling hard and a few new fags would jump in and counter troll the troll.. Witch made for a funner exp.. witch i kind of moss those days but it is what it is now sadly ..

>>939624133
Ya i agree but at a level of negativity i don't like.. When people are just throwing punches at some one who can;t take them or is not fighting back its just a soft target and that bothers me..

But sadly now i gotta run for a bit .. gotta cook dinner for the family .. it was cool chatting with some of you and fun as fuck counter trolling most of you.. also Op if you come back and read this threads messages don't let these ass hats bother you .. keep on enjoying your day..

Till next time :)

>>939624330
until next time, anon

>>939624330
You can get a vibrator on Amazon or you can get one from a sex shop.

I'm curious to know how you used it.

Do you have to use it alone?

Or did you use it with your partner?

>>939626423
that's not OP. OP left a while ago

>>939615951 (OP)
I have a sex robot and it's pretty good. I had to pay 200k to get it but it was worth it