Thread 939620268

Give me ideas on how I can get back at a roastie who fucked me over. Ideas like spam calling her phone with generated numbers, ordering pizza to her house, egging etc. I need ideas from the worlds top minds.

>>939620268 (OP)
tell her you're a cuck and you're humilliated by sucking cum out of her ass and then kissing her with the ass cum

>>939620366
Hence the position I am in

>>939620520
Well why'd you tell her you're a cuck then?

>>939620268 (OP)
get a house brick and hit yourself in the balls, really hard. do it again. no, you missed, do it AGAIN. and again. do this for two minutes.

then do it one more time.

>>939620879
I think he already clarified it's a stop hitting yourself situation. This man needs some help, like breath mints or something.

>>939620268 (OP)
Give us more details anon. What do you know about her? How far do you live from her?

>>939620875
That was a joke I'm not actually a cuck

>>939620268 (OP)
>ordering pizza to her house
you can do that without anybody's help

>>939620977
Phone number, address, Instagram, some funny degen shit she did to me. I live about 2 hours away since she moved for college. I don't want to dox myself though

>>939621026
Yeah? Well turns out you're actually acting like a cuckold either way.

>>939621188
Nah she played me bad, when I was legitimately being nice. Shes also ethnically part Jewish so kinda serves me right tbh

>>939621251
Good thing she isn't an ethnicity where she'll fuck a dude that jokes his dick is the size of a tic tac.

>>939621074
Yes but I'm asking for more ideas, also it will be a good thread if this gets going

>>939621322
Shut up nigger at least I fucked a girl before

>>939620975
You're partially correct but she deserves something in return for being a cunt to me, you would understand if you knew what happened

>>939621497
Okay, well if you don't want to talk about it with her, sounds like she's done some couple counciling with others. Wanna get it off your chest?

>>939621152
Set up an account on fetlife pretending to be her and get some disgusting fetish niggers to pay ger a visit thinking they've got a date. Pretty unnerving in itself, plus if she has bf he will think she cheats on her

Shit in her mailbox

I'm actually somewhat interested in why you're upset with her? I'll try to not act like what you call a nigger. There are different boards and things to deal with this.

>>939623673
You could send her a box of condoms with a note that says 'I love you, but I want to protect myself first.'

I'm just kidding, but seriously, do not do anything like that. You'll just get arrested and go to jail.

>>939623673
Essentially she invited me over to her college town with the understanding I could stay the night as it is far from where I live, then after I brought alcohol and stuff for her and her roomates and she was all lovey dovey with me, she said at 3am either I could sleep on the couch or gtfo as she wasn't into me anymore. Bear in mind she was kissing me and grabbing my leg not 30 minutes before. Essentially I got used so brokey college students could get fucked up and she figured I would take this laying down. Obviously I'm not being couched like an actual cuck so I left extremely calm. However the more I think about it the more pissed I get, also I have a lot of people backing me so I'm not exactly alone in this and we feel like some form of vengeance is in order.

>>939622009
I replied to another anon about the situation that should explain it

>>939620268 (OP)
Step 1. Take a shit in your left hand
Step 2. Clap left hand over open mouth
Step 3. Swallow your own shit.
Step 4. Roastie pwned!