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Anonymous No.939636993 >>939637101 >>939637135 >>939637180 >>939637245 >>939637315 >>939637340 >>939637461 >>939637687 >>939637712 >>939638817 >>939638889 >>939638969 >>939643174
Feeling sorry for this guy is a stretch.
Anonymous No.939637101 >>939637160
>>939636993 (OP)
Looks like he got his wish?
Anonymous No.939637135 >>939637296
>>939636993 (OP)
everything this man has said

is walking irony

XD
Anonymous No.939637160 >>939638822
>>939637101
Indeed he did.
Anonymous No.939637180 >>939638504
>>939636993 (OP)
And then for no reason at all, he was assissinated
Anonymous No.939637245
>>939636993 (OP)
I do feel bad for him and his family, and this coupled with the nigger train attack, really have me thinking something needs to be done about these niggers.


BUT Charlie Kirk has *mastered* soundbites that almost fully justify himself being shot. It's like he thought he could get some extra badass points by goading someone to take a shot, thinking it could never possibly happen.

That or he *actually wanted it to happen*. Which is very possible. Some guys would rather die early as a legend than live long. So they live their life deliberately badgering people to make a move.
Anonymous No.939637296
>>939637135
You mean like every other game?

It's not that I feel sorry for them. It's that I feel like I wasted 130 hours of my life on a game that I could have been doing something else with
Anonymous No.939637298 >>939637377 >>939637430 >>939638538 >>939639471 >>939642818
F
Anonymous No.939637315 >>939639707
>>939636993 (OP)
Children should watch animal slaughters in abattoirs. If you're going to consume meat the bare minimum is to see how your food is being made and processed before being put on your plate.
Anonymous No.939637318
Just remember: Charlie Kirk wanted this.
Anonymous No.939637340
>>939636993 (OP)
Are anyone really sad that Charlie Cuck of ACk'ed? All the crying seems fake. He was just a meme.
Anonymous No.939637343 >>939637691
Cellllllllllebrate good times, COME ON! WOO HOO!
Anonymous No.939637377
>>939637298
I wonder which one of her aides typed that
Anonymous No.939637406 >>939637500 >>939637908
Anonymous No.939637430
>>939637298
The shooter should've taken the rest of the family as well. Those kids are going to be kuh-RAY-Z. Like Kirk said, empathy is bad.
Anonymous No.939637461 >>939637515
>>939636993 (OP)
I love all the screenshots of quotes of him saying absolutely valid and correct things as it's some kind of "own"
Anonymous No.939637500 >>939637591
>>939637406
Can you imagine a ballpark in a red state doing something like this for a liberal equivalent? They'd sooner post a funny meme about it.
Anonymous No.939637515 >>939637656 >>939642869
>>939637461
His kids got to see a live execution, like he always wanted. So the shooter is the good guy?
Anonymous No.939637579 >>939637644 >>939642907
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1965947311718269341
Anonymous No.939637591 >>939637648
>>939637500
Imagine believing stupid fake shit and then thinking making your post contributes anything to the discourse.
Anonymous No.939637644 >>939637690
>>939637579
>x.com
Is that a porn site?
Anonymous No.939637648 >>939638631
>>939637591
>Imagine believing stupid fake shit
Why would I assume something so random would be faked?

>huhuhu look at my Yankees stadium shoop
Anonymous No.939637656 >>939637847 >>939637927
>>939637515
>His kids got to see a live execution,
you're ESL so let me explain it
an "execution" that he was referring to, that people used to watch and bring their kids to see, is punishment given to criminals who deserve the death penalty for their crimes
this wasn't an execution, this was an assassination of an innocent man who did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.939637687 >>939637733 >>939642920
>>939636993 (OP)
dude literally said
>people die to guns but it is fine
zero sympathy
Anonymous No.939637690 >>939637830 >>939637958 >>939642206 >>939642434
>>939637644
no, it's one of the only platforms that still believes in free speech
Anonymous No.939637691 >>939637818
>>939637343
Oh, who's next on the menu? Should we try the Tim Pool? Is he in season? What about the Steven Crowder? Oh, the sauce for the Jack Posobiec looks so yummy. Is that blood? Delectable. How to choose? It all looks so good!
Anonymous No.939637712 >>939638376
>>939636993 (OP)
CHARLIE KIRK SHOT IN UTAH!!!
YEAH THATS RIGHT BEEHIVE STATE BABY!!!!!!!
BLESSED FROM HEAVEN ABOVE ITS THE LAND THAR WE LOVE, THIS IS THE PLAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.939637733 >>939637938
>>939637687
he didn't say it was "fine"
Anonymous No.939637818 >>939639049
>>939637691
Anonymous No.939637830
>>939637690
Anonymous No.939637847 >>939638263 >>939642886
>>939637656
>ESL
>Era, Sex, Location
modern era.
yes, please.
your mom's house.
Anonymous No.939637908 >>939637961
>>939637406
yankees are fuckin gay anyway
Anonymous No.939637927
>>939637656
>is punishment given to criminals who deserve the death penalty for their crimes
So this was an execution?

>an innocent man who did nothing wrong
That's what you say about Hitler.
Anonymous No.939637938 >>939638408
>>939637733
You don't have to pretend you care about a shitstain like Kirk, anon.
(Paul Allen dubs checked.)
Anonymous No.939637958
>>939637690
So it's a porn site?
Anonymous No.939637961 >>939638271
>>939637908
Losing 8-1 to Detroit right now lol.
Anonymous No.939638263 >>939638320
>>939637847
I mean, he did ask for it
Anonymous No.939638271
>>939637961
Big year for the Tigers, anon. They're contenders now!
Anonymous No.939638320 >>939638412
>>939638263
wonder if that shiteating face didn't play into it. there was just that about charlie kirk made you instinctively *want* to hit him
Anonymous No.939638354 >>939638392 >>939638578 >>939638589 >>939638814
It’s too professional. It’s also interesting how all right wing networks are all blaming democrats simultaneously.
How all right wing politicians automatically have the same talking points about the left is at fault.
Possible his own party killed him to start a war.
Anonymous No.939638376 >>939638485 >>939638667
>>939637712
he spirit of its people shows in everything they dooooo
utah is the place where dreams come truuuuuue
utah! with its pioneer spirit!
utah! what a great legacy!
blessed from heaven above
it’s the land that we love!
THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!
Anonymous No.939638392
>>939638354
I think both possibilities are equally possible
Anonymous No.939638408 >>939638550
>>939637938
how exactly is he a shitstain? what did he do that warrants being assassinated?
Anonymous No.939638412 >>939638465
>>939638320
idk, but every post i see people keep making his face smaller and smaller, so hopefully soon I wont have to see it anymore
Anonymous No.939638465 >>939643004
>>939638412
>hopefully soon I wont have to see it anymore
I think we can safely guarantee that, anon.
Anonymous No.939638485
>>939638376
Stroking. More please.
Anonymous No.939638504 >>939638611 >>939643022
>>939637180
>he was assisted suicided
fix'd
Anonymous No.939638538
>>939637298
it was my understanding that she really didn't care
do u?
Anonymous No.939638550
>>939638408
>how exactly is he a shitstain?
charlie kirk is not a shitstain he's 200 or so pounds of inert lifeless meat. shit stains may possibly be observed in his trousers however because in death the sphincter relaxes to release excrement
Anonymous No.939638578 >>939638676 >>939638709 >>939638780
>>939638354
>Possible his own party killed him to start a war
that seems like the least likely explanation, and he isn't even in office, you'd think if that was the goal you'd go after a prominent figure actually in office, that's actively pushing some kind of controversial policy, not some guy that goes around talking to people in debates
Anonymous No.939638589
>>939638354
Nailed it
Anonymous No.939638611
>>939638504
>tfw grandma breaks her leg
Anonymous No.939638631 >>939638956
>>939637648
You tell me, you assumed a lot as 'real' and continue to add nothing of value to this planet.
Anonymous No.939638651 >>939638742
It’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights
Anonymous No.939638667 >>939638815
>>939638376
vaxx status?
Anonymous No.939638676
>>939638578
then they gotta have a special election and it's all complicated
nah just kill charlie kirk he's been floundering lately and he'd probably love to give up everything for nothing
Anonymous No.939638709 >>939638833
>>939638578
They want a civil war. Jan 6 didn't do it. The fake assassination attempt on Trump didn't do it. And now they are killing their own people once they're worn out and stopped being useful. They are screaming for civil war every second and excuse they get. So the deep state magats are clearly trying to force it.
Anonymous No.939638742
>>939638651
Agreed, he's a martyr
Anonymous No.939638773 >>939638927 >>939643078
Anonymous No.939638780 >>939638918
>>939638578
He may not be in office, but he is a prominent figure on the right who apparently had shitty security. A softer target with decent name recognition might be just as effective as targeting a senator who would be much more difficult to get a shot at.
Anonymous No.939638814
>>939638354
go for the sacrificial right wing lamb that has zero protection, portrays himself as a "good ol' american boy and totallly not a grifter", and nobody really gives a shit about but everyone knows of.

easiest way to set off literally every retard republican in the country.
Anonymous No.939638815
>>939638667
double vaxxed apparently
Anonymous No.939638817 >>939639752
>>939636993 (OP)
your ass is a stretch
Anonymous No.939638822
>>939637160
Anonymous No.939638833 >>939638898 >>939638977 >>939639170 >>939639177
>>939638709
>They want a civil war
no one in the US wants a civil war, or even thinks it will happen, it's foreign propaganda that our foreign adversaries keep trying to push to destabilize the US
and a civil war over what? trans people? letting illegal aliens stay here?
Anonymous No.939638889
>>939636993 (OP)
I can't believe Trump ordered American flags at half mast for this fucking twerp. I wish we could fly them even higher.
Anonymous No.939638898 >>939638968
>>939638833
Your just mad because your country is about to collapse into civil war.
Anonymous No.939638918 >>939638993
>>939638780
>who apparently had shitty security
I wouldn't expect to need security on the level of an elected President just for talking about politics in public, but guess I was wrong
Anonymous No.939638927
>>939638773
strange self-own, but ok.
Anonymous No.939638956
>>939638631
>You tell me, you assumed a lot as 'real' and continue to add nothing of value to this planet
Hey, at least I'm still alive. Pretty happy too tbqhwyf
Anonymous No.939638968
>>939638898
>your country
thanks for proving my point
Anonymous No.939638969
>>939636993 (OP)

One less problem. Faggot had it coming.
Anonymous No.939638977
>>939638833
aliens aren't real.
Anonymous No.939638993 >>939639050
>>939638918
Six cops should be enough. Or maybe Trump SHOULD send the National Guard to occupy everywhere. Not just the blue cities but fucking Mormon ass Utah. Be consistent, you orange diaper shitpants pedo!
Anonymous No.939639049
>>939637818
LOL
Anonymous No.939639050 >>939642023
>>939638993
trump only has a small group of jan 6ers running around in masks that's why they do one city at a time
they thought they could hire a bunch of ice agents but everyone i know is like no thanks
shit I saw a ICE employment ad thought maybe I should sign up and then fuck them up from the inside I even kind of look like their ideal paunchy agent
Anonymous No.939639170 >>939639288 >>939642232
>>939638833
Here's 100% what will happen:
Trump is going to destroy the infrastructure so much that most average people will fall into poverty. As they are doing already. This will create a lot of protests. Trump will have magat goons to start fires and riot. He'll use this as an excuse to declare martial law and suspend all future elections. Everyone who ever said anything bad about him will go to gulags. AI will search and analyze everyone's internet activity for signs of "anti-Trump" thoughts. Those people will get gassed. All wealth goes directly to Trump and the oligarchs. Epstein island 2.0 is created and all children will be sent there to get raped by Trump and the other elites.

Everything except the Epstein island 2.0 is in Project 2025. I took some liberties on that last one.
Anonymous No.939639177
>>939638833
This

There are some fringe groups that want a civil war, but the vast majority of Americans couldn't be more opposed to it.

If you see someone advocating a civil war - or even stoking the flames by making comments like "the left wants a civil war" - chances are, they're foreign actors trying to destabalize the US.
Anonymous No.939639288 >>939639348 >>939642232
>>939639170
>most average people will fall into poverty
that happened long before Trump got into office
>Trump will have magat goons to start fires and riot.
the left already does that on their own
Anonymous No.939639348
>>939639288
>the left already does that on their own
Controlled opposition. Those are magats in masks.
Anonymous No.939639471 >>939640240 >>939643110 >>939643110
>>939637298
His """wife""" is already banging a black guy
Anonymous No.939639523
Anonymous No.939639707
>>939637315
Wtf get real
Anonymous No.939639752 >>939639854
>>939638817
I'm concerned that mortuary technicians may attempt to have anal intercourse with Charlie's corpse. In fact I can't seem to get it off my mind.
Anonymous No.939639854
>>939639752
Parting his buttocks and saying "whoo-ee das sum prime pussy right dere!".
Anonymous No.939640240 >>939643110
>>939639471
His wife has likely been banging black guys for years. Chucky's freakish, ginormous head would likely have required an outsized amount of blood to sustain it, leaving his little piggly wiggly cock forever starved of what it needed to reach its full 2 inch potential.
Anonymous No.939642023
>>939639050
That's ICE. That's totally different. The National Guard are actual soldiers, not militia type vigilante.
Anonymous No.939642206
>>939637690
try typing 'cis'
Anonymous No.939642232
>>939639170
This. Except for the singling out of my anti-Trump comments and the rape island. The rest sounds about right. And look, there are obviously fuckloads of retards like this guy >>939639288 who just no matter what will still hold up "the left" as justification for EVERY insane thing Trump is going to do.
>But Biden....
>But trannies...
>But covid... (which makes no sense as Trump is supposedly up for some Nobel Prize for saving lives with the vaccine)

No! None of that adds up to taking away our freedoms. These people on the right think they will somehow thrive and flourish with the 1%????? How did they get so fucking stupid?? Trump doesn't care about ANY OF US. And he probably respects his retard MAGA base even less that the rest of us because he was never a conservative to begin with.
This is gonna fucking suck for all of us in the 99%. But it's just super sad that so many think they're on the winning team.
Anonymous No.939642434
>>939637690
So it's a site that Elon bans people from if he doesn't like their free speech?
Anonymous No.939642818
>>939637298
"I really don't care, do u?"- Melania Dump, professional prostitute
Anonymous No.939642869
>>939637515
>punishment given to criminals who deserve the death penalty for their crimes
:-)))))))))
Anonymous No.939642886
>>939637847
he's not coming back from this one, Jim
Anonymous No.939642907
>>939637579
why does he always sit like a retarded 5 year old
Anonymous No.939642920
>>939637687
part and parcel of living in a free country
Anonymous No.939643004
>>939638465
>REELPATRIOT6969 sniped The Real Charlie Kirk
Anonymous No.939643022
>>939638504
the pods were gay anyway
Anonymous No.939643078 >>939643145
>>939638773
I found out I'm a complete psychopath
Anonymous No.939643110
>>939640240
>>939639471
>>939639471
Trump lets BBC bulls into the white house??!?!?
Anonymous No.939643145
>>939643078
Leftism attracts psychopaths like shit attracts flies.
Anonymous No.939643174
>>939636993 (OP)
So I can take something that you've said, print it in some article I write for an online article; out of context, of course, and spin it some way that I want...Then, after you're publicly murdered, I can tell everyone "WELL DONT FEEL SORRY FOR HIM"...?
I mean, you know Charlie Kirk had a family, and made his living debating college students, right? He used words? Do you use words?
Suppose you're murdered in front of your home, and some negro takes away your e-bike or whatever. The cops show up to investigate, and everyone in the neighborhood convinces them you're not worth the time or trouble because "you said some stuff online people didn't like"...? Okay?
Anonymous No.939646047