Thread 939643731

Two days later, and this already aged like piss

>>939643731 (OP)
AHAHAHA YOU READ WIKIPEDIA TOO EXTREMELY EPIC

>>939643731 (OP)
LOL
Now that's money well spent!

>>939643731 (OP)
>this already aged like piss
How? Looks like it worked.

good return on investment

Charlie Kek went out with a bang.

>>939643731 (OP)
Do trump next! Do trump next!

>>939643731 (OP)
>be a professional hitman
>advertise self as codeword "witches" on normie sites.
>drop occasional hint to prospective clients
>check email
>payment complete. Please "curse" this tiny faced incendiary far right weirdo.
>Not the USUAL types of clients and targets I'm used to, but it pays the bills.
>Call up old bald schizo man who owes me a favor
>the shot is clean; job well done.
>idiot police arrested the bald schizo middle aged guy just as planned.
>#CleanGetaway
>check news
>see the hit was meant to be symbolic and they actually wanted witches to cast nonsense spell on person they didn't like because of his incendiary politics
>well, fuck. At least I got my payment. Maybe I should reconsider my secret "cover"....

>>939643731 (OP)
Big titty goth witches: 1
Charlie Kirk: -1

He died the way he lived:
Defending gun violence in the US.