Thread 939648451

How often does /b/ fart? Do you try to conceal it? Or do you try to smash them out so its really loud? I like it when it sounds like a motorcycle. I try to make them loud but only around certain people. Half the time they have no smell.

>>939648451 (OP)
How often *I* fart.

>>939648451 (OP)
i eat a lot of spicy food so my farts are rancid and sometimes wet. you wouldn't believe what a little bit of red pepper spice and salt can do to your bowerls 6 hours later.

>>939648672
When I use a particular hot sauce, my gas blasts could probably kill small animals. A couple of times, I busted loose in an elevator with people inside and I thought it was hilarious but they DID NOT.

>>939648749
>my gas blasts could probably kill small animals

Fucking kek! That bad?

>>939648904
Absolutely Brutal. A good gas blast of mine will sometimes give small children the Helen Keller" effect, temporarily.

>>939648989
Hahaha maybe get your asshole checked by the doctor kek

My worst is probably like rotten eggs

>>939649181
>get your asshole checked
I don't consider it a problem but everybody else sure does. I bust loose in the car and look in the rear view mirror and see somebody in the back seat having the dry heaves. Good times.