>be long haul trucker
>regularly drive from LA to NYC and back
>time is money, so can't stop for bathroom breaks
i've been doing this for 25 years, so i'm a seasoned pro. but it wasn't always this easy.
>2000
>trucking through middle-of-fuckall, nebraska
>brought lots of piss bottles
>need to shit
>fuck
>i forgot to bring shit bottles
>shit pants
>get fired
>regularly drive from LA to NYC and back
>time is money, so can't stop for bathroom breaks
i've been doing this for 25 years, so i'm a seasoned pro. but it wasn't always this easy.
>2000
>trucking through middle-of-fuckall, nebraska
>brought lots of piss bottles
>need to shit
>fuck
>i forgot to bring shit bottles
>shit pants
>get fired