Thread 939651945

>be long haul trucker
>regularly drive from LA to NYC and back
>time is money, so can't stop for bathroom breaks

i've been doing this for 25 years, so i'm a seasoned pro. but it wasn't always this easy.

>2000
>trucking through middle-of-fuckall, nebraska
>brought lots of piss bottles
>need to shit
>fuck
>i forgot to bring shit bottles
>shit pants
>get fired

>>939651945 (OP)
It do be like dat sometimes

>>939651945 (OP)
>2003
>get hired at new trucking company the next town over
>brought lots of piss bottles and one shit bottle
>one shit bottle not enough
>drop off payload in truck overflowing with liquid shit
>get fired

>2012
>get hired by trucking company the next town over after laying low for a while
>brought lots of piss and shit bottles this time
>asshole too wide for mouth of shit bottle (i get hetero gaped a lot)
>once again drop off payload in truck overflowing with liquid shit
>get fired

>>939652017
>january 2025
>get out of prison after serving 13 year sentence for repeated truck vandalism
>asshole still too wide for mouth of most shit bottles (i got hetero gaped a lot in prison)
>be trucking down highway
>car drives by
>kids watch me trucking, one hand on the wheel, erupting liquid shit out of my asshole into a wide-mouthed shit bottle
>they do the horn honk gesture thingie
>honk horn