Thread 939663391

itt we let everyone know when we've stepped away to take a piss from our penis (or vulva? ;))

>i'll start
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

I can't believe that no one has gone to take a piss from their penis yet...
/b/ needs to drink more water!

>do you hear that?
>that's nature calling
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>CRIKEY! This snake's gonna take a while to drain, cunt!
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>Rally 'round the family with a bladder full of piss
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>Pissin' ain't easy but somebody gotta do it
>it's me - i gotta do it
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>back in my day, we pissed up hill both ways!
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>OI'M FAHCKIN' PISSED!!
I'm going to take a piss from my vulva

>I have a penis
>I have a toilet
>UHH
>Time to piss
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>Piss in the wind
>All we are is piss in the wind
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>I pissed a girl and I liked it
>The smell of her stinky asparagus
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>In this world, nothing is certain except death and pissing
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>I hope aliens are real so there are more things to piss on!
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>It's that time of the month...
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>EVERY DAY IS PISS DAY
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>when you done takin' a piss and you don't shake it hard enough and you feel a drop of piss flow down yo pant leg
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

I miss when you did the fun un-names for wrestling on pw. They've dropped in quality recently.

>>939668029
>me being arrested for not pissing in the piss thread
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>day 13 of No Piss November
I'm going to take a piss from my penis

>>939668163
Not using a wrestling skit or famous quote. Weak stream.
>Inb4 "THE PISS DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU DONT PISS"

>when you win the pissing competition because you have 2 holes to piss from
I'm going to take a piss from my penis and vulva

>>939669004
>The piss riiiiises from the balls
In going to piss from my tiny roid dick

See, that's how you do it

>when the doctor tells me to pee in a cup
I'm going to take a piss from my penis