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Anonymous No.939664367 >>939664495 >>939664673 >>939665249 >>939668393 >>939669887 >>939669917 >>939669965 >>939673776
How many pushups have you done today brokie?
Anonymous No.939664400
None. Want to fight?
Anonymous No.939664447 >>939673646
0. But at least I haven't gotten my butthole stretched out in a Romanian prison.
Anonymous No.939664495
>>939664367 (OP)
pushed a fat aids dick up my asshole does that count mr british nigger?
Anonymous No.939664673 >>939664722
>>939664367 (OP)
I see you post this regularly and I'm always confused: aren't bodyweight exercises the exercises of the poor? don't richfags go to gyms and use fancy machines instead of doing pushups on threadbare carpet in their bedsit?
Anonymous No.939664722 >>939664756
>>939664673
According to Tate all you need are an empty room and raw onions.
Anonymous No.939664727
100 push ups
100 kettle bell swings
100 air squats
100 sit ups

16:34 time. Was a good morning.
Anonymous No.939664756 >>939664824 >>939665215
>>939664722
...where do I put the onions?
Anonymous No.939664824 >>939665205
>>939664756
in your bussy
Anonymous No.939665205 >>939665922
>>939664824
Isn't that like a real thing witch doctors used to say? that it was like healing or whatevers?
Anonymous No.939665215
>>939664756
In your bussy.
Anonymous No.939665249 >>939667116 >>939667979
>>939664367 (OP)
puss ups
sounds like a tate thing
I'd never puss up
Anonymous No.939665922
>>939665205
No. Apparently raw onions boost your testosterone when eaten.
Anonymous No.939667116
>>939665249
It's what the Romans did, bud. Do better.
Anonymous No.939667979
>>939665249
I've done 2. I'm on a diet and I'm just getting started.
Anonymous No.939668393 >>939668911
>>939664367 (OP)
you are a faggot
Anonymous No.939668911
>>939668393
So, 0?
Anonymous No.939669887
>>939664367 (OP)
Thursdays and Sundays are my resting days, so today none. Otherwise I do 572 pushups (26 times 22, with 2 minutes rest between them) as part of my workout routine.
Anonymous No.939669917
>>939664367 (OP)
i dont count them anymore, went to failure twice today
Anonymous No.939669965
>>939664367 (OP)
Exactly 0. I'm fat but doesn't matter for the type of work I do so it's all good :)
Anonymous No.939670305 >>939671398
Pushuplet here.

How many sets are you supposed to do?
How long can you rest between sets?
Anonymous No.939671398
>>939670305
Exact numbers don't matter too much... Going to failure will always be the way to get stronger. Do 2 sets and rest until you feel energized again between them
Anonymous No.939673444 >>939673695
Your penis needs to be erect at all times. You never know when some smoking hot bitch is gonna come by and ask to fuck. Well, if you're a certified G like me, you DO know since I have hoes upon hoes scheduled in advance. But a BROKIE like you needs to be ready. Get your dick hard, loser.
Anonymous No.939673607
Enough to be able to crack Andrew tate’s head open with just my pecs
Anonymous No.939673646
>>939664447
Considering he’s an MMA fighter that wouldn’t be a risk for him.
Anonymous No.939673695
>>939673444
Lmao based and checked
Anonymous No.939673776
>>939664367 (OP)
Precisely 0

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