Thread 939666336

Can we all agree that turtles kick ass?

Thats a tortoise

>>939666722
And it kicks ass

>>939667390
i agree.
turtles are the best.
you're right.


turtles are the most badass animals.


i'm a turtle.


i'm also a turtle.

>>939666336 (OP)
Yes very cool. And they've been around for millions of years. Almost as long as alligators.

>>939666336 (OP)
They headbutt ankles actually, but they are really cool.

>>939668223
They are very cool actually because they like to headbutt ankles. ftfy.

>>939668513
>ftfy.
Fuck you, you don't get to author what I say.

>>939667846
Lying piece of shit if you're a turtle prove it!

>>939668605
That is correct. But I do get to editorialize and you cannot stop me.

>>939668734
You are not my editor.
Go fuck yourself with an aircraft carrier.

>>939668772
Can it be the USS Nimitz? Thats my favourite.

i like them

>>939668937
Okay, but make sure you insert it from the broad end.

>>939668982
You got it.

>>939669050
Oh also, make sure that the sailors on the ship get to decide whether they want to stay on it while you shove it in or abandon it before you do so.
Being forced to be your rear admiral isn't fair on them.

>>939669286
I too support freedom of choice.

"rear admiral." kek.

>>939669380
Yeah, going to your poop deck should be voluntary after all.

>>939669437
While I do agree, that was a shitty thing to say.

>>939669742
Yeah I know man, sometimes my humor trips right into the latrine.

>>939666336 (OP)
Turtles are aquatic animals with flippers, you fuckwit.

>>939672250
I'm sure it wasn't done on porpoise anon.

>>939666722
Nah, that's a box turtle
However, both turtles and tortoises kick ass.