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Anonymous No.939684180 >>939695490
comfy wholesome gay thread
Anonymous No.939684375
Anonymous No.939684473 >>939691349
>No man's best friend to lick your face and wake you up in the morning
Why even live
Anonymous No.939685523 >>939690277 >>939691349
last thread died after i posted what am i chopped liver (/ _ ; )
Anonymous No.939685975
im looking for a shota getting prone boned by a man while on a bed, white background while the kid is playing his 3ds or some sort of handheld.
Anonymous No.939688079
Good evening
Anonymous No.939690277 >>939695446
>>939685523
I checked your post from the last thread. You look like a very comfy cat in your green snuggie :3
I slept well until the alarm suddenly woke me up and I'm slowly getting ready for work now :/
I wanted to make some witty comparison of your eyes looking from within the snudgie to a puma looking through high grass but I'm too sleepy to do it well.... zzzz...
K-pop is definitely not my cup of tea but whatever makes you cozier.
I don't really have some amazing pseudonym you can call me. Anon is okay i guess? But my real name is Joseph if you wanna know.
Anonymous No.939691349 >>939692386
>>939684473
I (shamefully) know this Japanese comic
>>939685523
I'm watching Casino but tbdesu I thought I went a bit overboard with u in an earlier thread so I've been brushing up on my manners rather than catboymaxx more
(I posted a lot of pictures ig)
Anonymous No.939692386 >>939692523 >>939694471
>>939691349
I'm 100% straight, but I don't like the idea of homosexuality at all. It's wrong. The idea that two people of the same sex can be in a relationship is just wrong
Anonymous No.939692523
>>939692386
ok get back to us all when your messia has come hmkay
Luxemboy No.939694471
>>939692386
I guess that it can feel wrong for some. I've had a friend who also didn't understand it at the time and even got angry with me. I know that it might also seem weird with all kinds of things that go on at pride parades and whatnot - but I just want you to know that the way I feel for my boyfriend is more than anything I've ever felt for a woman. Because he's the right person for me.

I know that "the natural way" is with a woman, but you can love a man the same way you can love a woman. Even though the sex is different. And well, the outcome of the sex. We can't get pregnant. We're not actively looking to get children, but if we would, there could be alternatives. Now, we're both bi so we technically could have been with a woman. But gay people? They'd either be forced into a relationship they didn't want or spend an entire life without the romance they desire.

I know that there are religions against it and also some social taboos. I've also tried to reconcile my catholic background with my homosexuality and I am not completely faithless either. We humans are strange and exceptional creatures. Even if we were designed/created rather than randomly evolved there are so many possible things that have made us the way we are. There are so many different exceptions. And I am convinced. I am. That even IF my homosexuality would be wrong, that God can see in my heart that I never had any ill intent practising it. I never loved my boyfriend ingenuinely or purely out of lust. I never had sex with him as an act of disobedience against God. God is omniscient and he knows when we truly sin and when we were misguided. He's perfect, we're not. It wouldn't make sense for him to expect us to be perfect and to punish us eternally for sins committed on a temporal world.

Even though you might dislike or even hate me, I love you anon. Not in a homoromantic way. But as a human. I don't think a 4chan post will change your mind. But maybe it's a nudge in the right direction.
Anonymous No.939694506 >>939695221 >>939695446
Is kittyboy here. Do you need pets and rough lovin?
Anonymous No.939695221
>>939694506
i'm gonna be honest, i'd prefer if this was a thread for gay porn or gay men. i'm bi, and i don't like the homos. i'm not a homophobic incel, i just don't like the smell of them.
Anonymous No.939695446 >>939696324 >>939698376
>>939690277
good morning (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
i’m not fully awake yet but i randomly woke up and checked the thread and wanted to say hi :p
yes i’m a very very comfy kitty ∩^ω^∩ i’m still snuggled up in my snuggie cuddling my pillow
and don’t worry, i like all music including pop, rock, metal alternative, dark wave, etc. what do you like?
>>939694506
may i have pets pls ∩^ω^∩ and a body to hold
Anonymous No.939695490 >>939696324
>>939684180 (OP)
Why do I have that accent? How many others here have it?
Anonymous No.939695945 >>939696324 >>939698376
can’t sleep @.@
Luxemboy No.939696324
>>939695446
*pet*
>>939695490
I got a high pitched voice and a shitty ass French-German accent but I don't have the "gay voice" and I don't talk like a valley girl with the "yasss queeennnn slayyyy" kind of vocab.
>>939695945
Getting drunk always KO's me, maybe try that xD
(Don't get addicted though)
Luxemboy No.939696516 >>939698465
Well Ruadhán just woke up and I got a poem from him:

Hey my tiny darling - from a country likewise small
Thinking about the last two weeks - gotta process it all
A lot has happened - for none of it do I feel shame
But I gotta admit - fartin' in yer own bed just ain’t the same
*picture of his bare ass with near-faded permanent marker and hickeys*

This really is my future husband huh? :') Guess I'll be off to the store to buy some air purifiers and scented candles.
Luxemboy No.939697296
We really need some Asians to keep these threads alive for us!

おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだよ
Anonymous No.939698376 >>939700505
>>939695446
Cuddle it well ;3
Idk, I'm also rather versatile when it comes to music, but I think all kinds of rock music is what I listen to most often
>>939695945
I see you managed to fall asleep again. Hope it wasn't sad thoughts which kept you awake
Anonymous No.939698465 >>939698956
>>939696516
>This really is my future husband huh
Yup, and the father of your children :p
Luxemboy No.939698956 >>939699904 >>939700499
Why
Are
There
Socks
Missing
From
My
Laundry
Pile

Don't tell me that he... Motherfucker isn't picking up his phone what the fuck I'm gonna roast his ass... I'm fucking laughing my ass off. Did he really just do this?! XD

>>939698465
Fuck man... The more I think about it... The more I'm actually open to the idea... I need to time travel and have a conversation with the Henri from wednesday 2 weeks ago... He would not believe his fucking ears!
Anonymous No.939699904 >>939700499 >>939700693
>>939698956
I think you would be an excellent boymom. Take your time with taking such responsibility though. It's a very, very serious decision after all.
Anonymous No.939700458
I hope kitty doesn't oversleep for his job
Luxemboy No.939700499 >>939700671 >>939700693
>>939698956
He called me back and confessed to the crime. What a horny bastard! Well I told him to enjoy himself with those socks. I was gonna buy new ones anyway so if he uses them as a cumsock, ah well... Then so be it...
>>939699904
Oh yeah that's definitely not a decision I'll take lightly. The benefit is that if we will ever get a child, it will be 100% planned. Or it would have to be a wild case where if one of my siblings has kids and both my sibling and their partner die, then I would always be willing to adopt those kids. I wouldn't want them to be placed outside of the family and I'll instantly take responsibility for them.
Anonymous No.939700505 >>939701262
>>939698376
i cuddled it very well, its all warm now <3 i locked it between my legs and wrapped my arms around it all night
at work now, but yay it’s friday! :D do you have weekends off?
i think this is around the time you head home for work. i’d be sitting patiently on the floor by the door waiting for you :3
and maybe i’ll have some food ready for you and i’d be so excited to show you how i cleaned the house
Anonymous No.939700671 >>939700827
>>939700499
hehe so he loved your smelly feet hmm?
Luxemboy No.939700693 >>939700768 >>939701309 >>939701503
>>939699904
>>939700499
Speaking about siblings, about two years ago I was casually hanging out with my older sis when we still lived at our parent's home and I've said it before - we can talk about literally anything and everything. I could even tell her all the things I did with Ruadhán. Ofc with his permission. But back then she said "Sooo if one day you find a boyfriend and fully commit to the gay way... Wouldn't you want kids?" I told her that I didn't know what I would do, but that I would always adopt family, but I wouldn't know what to do with stuff like surrogacy. I would probably let the other guy donate if he has fewer siblings than I do. In case his parents would be concerned with "the line ending" or stuff like that. I mean, it's also a bit special if the child is actually biologically yours... But the love that you give is the most important part.

And then she said "You do know that you also have me... Right?" And for a moment she scared the living fucking daylight out of me. I said "I know we can talk about everything but... INCEST?!" And she slapped me and said "NO, RETARD, SURROGACY!!! Omg you're dumb! What I meant to sayyyyyyyyyyy is the following: if your future bf donates the seed and I donate the egg - or even fully take on the pregnancy - then the child would have your bf's parents and our parents as his biological grandparents. The only difference would be that it's biologically your nephew/niece instead of your child. But that seems the best way to do it.

And I was just... COMPLETELY SHOCKED. Like seriously. I couldn't understand how she offered that SO CASUALLY. Because pregnancy isn't a joke and we almost lost mom when she had the twins. But she said "I know you'd have done the same for me had the roles been reversed. And we're all there for you." Man I cried a lot that day. She's really been an MVP in my life. I aldo remember one time she dunked a bucket of water on a guy who picked on me in school. Legendary woman.
Luxemboy No.939700768 >>939701503
>>939700693
I wanna add to this that I WON'T take her offer for granted. That was two years ago. She is free to change her mind. Maybe she gets a husband or boyfriend who doesn't want her to be pregnant from another man. That is completely valid and understandable. I wouldn't get inbetween that. Maybe she underestimated it back then, maybe she will agree to it but then at the last moment panic not see through with it. It's fully her choice - but it's great that she has offered it.
Luxemboy No.939700827 >>939701001
>>939700671
Yeah that fucker is now fully in his sweat-fetish arc. So guess what I'm gonna do? Before I go to the airport to pick him up on the 24th, I'm gonna wear 3 layers of clothing and put the heater to max temperature so that I'll become a sweaty mess. Bet he will love that. The other people on the bus will fucking hate me but so be it.
Anonymous No.939701001 >>939701161
>>939700827
hnnnnng
where’s that good little boy gone?!
Luxemboy No.939701161 >>939701503
>>939701001
Cast into fire, like the ring in Mt. Doom hehehe!
Anonymous No.939701262 >>939701566
>>939700505
>do you have weekends off?
Yeah, fortunately. This job absolutely wouldn't be worth it if I didn't even have free weekends.
I gotta help my elderly grandparents tomorrow though, so no partying or anything.
>i think this is around the time you head home for work
Yup! Precisely. I'll be going in 15 minutes actually.
>i’d be sitting patiently on the floor by the door waiting for you :3
>and maybe i’ll have some food ready for you and i’d be so excited to show you how i cleaned the house
What a hard-working kitty you are! I would run out of *pets* trying to thank you.
Anonymous No.939701309 >>939701768
>>939700693
Wow, your sister is a treasure Lux, cherish her well
Anonymous No.939701503 >>939701768
>>939700693
>>939700768
you have an amazing family, wow <3
that’s really sweet. i see where it comes from :D
>>939701161
hehehehehe i love evil Henri
Anonymous No.939701566 >>939701812 >>939702079
>>939701262
aw how sweet, tell your grandparents a kitty from the US says hi XD
>I would run out of *pets* trying to thank you.
if you run out of pets… could i get kisses? :O pls pls pls
Luxemboy No.939701768 >>939702209
>>939701309
>>939701503
Yeah my sis is great (and the rest of the fam too!), I'll never forget when I said that word INCEST though. Her FACE was like a combination between extremely puzzled and extremely shocked at the same time. I also remember when that "Coffin of Andy and Leyley" became popular just a few months later, she told me "If you get this game, I swear I'll drown you in the Alzette!" (the river that runs through our city)
> hehehehehe i love evil Henri
I wonder how much longer this can escalate for before anything goes seriously wrong. I don't even wanna see the look on my parents' faces if we would get arrested for fucking in an airport bathroom :')
Luxemboy No.939701812
>>939701566
Luckily I'll never run out pets: *pet*
Can't kiss you because then a certain Irishman would kill the both of us >.< and I don't wanna kiss anybody else by default, so he doesn't have to worry about that ^_^
Anonymous No.939702079 >>939702149
>>939701566
I will gladly provide you with kisses :> Where would you like to be kissed first?
Anonymous No.939702108
Let gays be gay
Anonymous No.939702149 >>939702562
>>939702079
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
on my lips ><“ pls pls pls pls
i’m so shy but i need it so bad pls pls
Anonymous No.939702209 >>939702389
>>939701768
hehe don’t worry you’ll be fine, just be careful in public ;p you’re just having a ton of fun and it’s entertaining to see
Luxemboy No.939702389 >>939702542
>>939702209
Yeah I'll try to not disturb others too much x)
This morning my neighbour came by
> He: "So your boy's gone home? I heard from the landlord that he's moving in, when will he be back?"
> Me: "On the 24th!"
> He: "Ah, then I'll try to enjoy the last two weeks of peaceful sleep in my life!"
When I tried to apologise and said we would tone it down he was like "Nah, don't. You're young. Live your life. Besides, I only heard you once - that time when you made him scream. I don't even know what that was all about." Me: "It was a tickle fight, I promise!" And then he just grinned and walked off.

I am very good at leaving wrong impressions xD
Anonymous No.939702542 >>939702846 >>939702994
>>939702389
that’s hilarious because you really weren’t lying hehe
except about the tickle “fight” part… it wasn’t much of a fight if he was tied and cuffed and forced to take it ;p
Anonymous No.939702562 >>939702622
>>939702149
I'm always eager to help :3
>*smooooch*

(would you be okay with me grabbing your hips while we kissed? hehe ;3)
Anonymous No.939702622 >>939702886
>>939702562
:O
yes please you can definitely grab my hips! you can touch me however you want :3
now i’m blushing really bad just picturing that
Anonymous No.939702846
>>939702542
I'm a straight male who gets horny from the thought of gay porn. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm just here to let ya'll know that it's not a crime to be attracted to gay porn.
Anonymous No.939702886 >>939703218
>>939702622
How tall are you btw? I'm 6'1 in american units (at least according to google). If you are much smaller maybe I would just lift you up instead ;)
Luxemboy No.939702994
>>939702542
Short guys have to play unfair to overcome our disadvantages ψ(`∇´)ψ
Anonymous No.939703218 >>939703981
>>939702886
you’re tall :O i’m 5’9”
i’d feel so safe in your embrace feeling you big body clinging to me ∩^ω^∩
Luxemboy No.939703373 >>939703412 >>939703487
AM I REALLY THE SMALLEST FUCK IN HERE?!
Anonymous No.939703412
>>939703373
you sure are lil buddy.
Anonymous No.939703487 >>939703602
>>939703373
im 170 cm, are u shorter?
Luxemboy No.939703602 >>939703704
>>939703487
160 cm Q_Q
I can't go out drinking without my ID on me
Anonymous No.939703704 >>939704428
>>939703602
unlucky. i dont drink anymore but hadnt been carded in years kek
i hope u have a big dick to make up those cm! :P
Anonymous No.939703981 >>939704043
>>939703218
Haha you're still tall for Luxemboy's standards :D
I would sure like to make you feel safe though :3
Anonymous No.939704043 >>939704467 >>939706053
>>939703981
even if i’m taller than him, i doubt i’m any stronger. my 5’5” brother beats me in arm wrestling :O
i definitely need you to keep me safe :p
i’m picturing you holding my hand in public and keeping me nice and close <3
Luxemboy No.939704428 >>939704926 >>939704969
>>939703704
Haha well, it's 16 cm, I've been told that is average. But it's enough for my bf, even though he's 195 cm with a 19 cm dong. Sooo the distributions aren't really fair xD But he himself is actually quite happy that my dick isn't as big as his because he said "I wouldn't know how to take it if it were any bigger" and tbh, that's all I care about. There were times I was insecure about my height and dick, but it turns out that you just gotta find someone who likes you the way you are ^_^ And while I do think that bodyshaming is not okay, I must say that I had an inner guilty pleasure when we had to shower together after gym class and I noticed that the guy who always made fun of me for being short was the one with a micro dick. I shouldn't be laughing but it was like a stub that was almost entirely covered by his pubes x-) I didn't say anything about it, I'm not the type to bully someone back, but in my head I had already gotten my revenge.
Luxemboy No.939704467 >>939704626
>>939704043
Haha I bet you'd wanna arm wrestle with me huh... Yeah I bet you'd love holding lil' Luxemboy's hands with all of your force. Naughty little cat!
Anonymous No.939704626 >>939704706 >>939704886
>>939704467
grrr… shut up you brat… or i’ll search you.
>captcha: pmPATS
wait i love those ∩^ω^∩
Anonymous No.939704706
>>939704626
*scratch
not search heh…
Luxemboy No.939704886 >>939705896
>>939704626
Oh and what if I like being scratched? What then huh? I seem to have some scratch marks on my back... Dunno how they got there. I'm innocent after all.
٩( ᐛ )و
Anonymous No.939704926 >>939706318
>>939704428
>he's 195 cm with a 19 cm dong
wtf, what else, 160 iq, billion dollars estate, a yacht? lucky bastard
Anonymous No.939704969 >>939706318
>>939704428
>Haha well, it's 16 cm, I've been told that is average. But it's enough for my bf, even though he's 195 cm with a 19 cm dong. Sooo the distributions aren't really fair xD But he himself is actually quite happy that my dick isn't as big as his because he said "I wouldn't know how to take it if it were any bigger" and tbh, that's all I care about. There were times I was insecure about my height and dick, but it turns out that you just gotta find someone who likes you the way you are ^_^ And while I do think that bodyshaming is not okay, I must say that I had an inner guilty pleasure when we had to shower together after gym class and I noticed that the guy who always made fun of me for being short was the one with a micro dick. I shouldn't be laughing but it was like a stub that was almost entirely covered by his pubes x-) I didn't say anything about it, I'm not the type to bully someone back, but in my head I had already gotten my revenge.
LOL good story. do u and ur bf switch? (ive struggled being a short top).. hes super tall he must be handsome too <3
Anonymous No.939705896 >>939706037 >>939706053 >>939706126 >>939706371
>>939704886
then i’ll pounce and bite and choke you instead… don’t test me >:( i’m a good cat just quit picking on me!
grrrr
where’s my owner he needs to tame me
Anonymous No.939706037 >>939706358
>>939705896
id always make sure ur milk bowl is filled up >:3
Anonymous No.939706053 >>939706126 >>939706358
>>939704043
I would take good care of you. Best as I could, or even better.
>>939705896
Tshhh, relax kitten. Who's my cutest little kitty? Come relax on my lap, I'll give a hug.
Anonymous No.939706126 >>939706358
>>939705896
>>939706053
>give a hug
give (You) a hug*
I'm losing words again :/
Probably because I'm cooking and therefore multitasking :p
Luxemboy No.939706318 >>939706371 >>939706482
>>939704926
Well he is a civil engineer xD but while he's got all that going for him... It's his trolling personality that really drew me in. The first time I saw him I thought like "Oh god my friend coupled me to some kind of macho dudebro..." But he turned out to be such a mischievous softy xD The eye candy is fun and all, but it's not the glue that makes the relationship stick. I'm also a cute little brat, but one of these years I'll have my twink death and he will have to make do with my humour instead of my smooth butt and face hahaha. My friend/classmate I used to crush on in high school was a physical 4/10 (God I hate rating people like this) at best but he was my 10 because he's one of the funniest guys I've ever met.
>>939704969
Yeah he's handsome alright but the last few days he's had this stubble and I think he might be trying to grow a beard. Idk if that's gonna be making him look even cooler or whether he will look like a patchy buffoon - but I'll see where this experiment goes xD Most I can get is 3 hairs on my chin and upper lip :'}

And yes, we switch all the time. Up until now it's always been spontaneous with the horniest (or the one with a plan) taking the lead, which really comes down to a 50/50... But I do still have it on my bucket list to play cock paper scissors to decide who gets to top first. That seems like the manliest way to decide it.
Anonymous No.939706358 >>939706600
>>939706037
mmm i love milk! :p
what’s with the creepy face?
>>939706053
∩^ω^∩ me me me that’s me!!! i’m your cutest little goodest kitty! :D
*paws at your lap gently before curling up onto you*
mmm much better
purrrrrrrr
>>939706126
what are you cooking? i made some eggs earlier :p
Luxemboy No.939706371
>>939705896
Oh shit - violent kitty! DON'T COME NEAR, I GOT HANDCUFFS!!! THEY CAN DOUBLE FOR PAWCUFFS!!!
>>939706318
ROCK!!!! ROCK paper scissors!!! Fuck.
Anonymous No.939706394 >>939706476
did you just say cock paper scissors
Luxemboy No.939706476 >>939706643
>>939706394
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

I SWEAR I'M NOT COCK-OBSESSED, IT WAS AUTOCORRECT!!!!
Anonymous No.939706482 >>939707166
>>939706318
>And yes, we switch all the time.
sounds rlly fun. if i was him id always have a plan for ur lil body, im sure he will come up with so many while ur apart xD
Anonymous No.939706600 >>939707057
>>939706358
Oh, what a coincidence, I'm making an omelette with meadow mushrooms :D
Guess today's an egg day
Anonymous No.939706643 >>939707166
>>939706476
Yeaaaah suuuureee
Anonymous No.939707057 >>939707182
>>939706600
:o whoaaa double dubs
and that sounds so good! i wish i made an omelette now :3 i had a fried egg which is also good but now i’m craving that :p
hmm i’m guessing you’re wearing something black right now… i sense it
Luxemboy No.939707166 >>939707259
>>939706482
Yeah he's probably making up a full list with bullet points and everything. I'm really gonna give my butt the rest it needs in these two weeks.
> He's making a list
> And checking it twice,
> Gonna find out
> How to give Henri dick!
> Ruadhán is cummin in a Luxembourgian twink's ass!
Hmmm... I went completely off-melody there. I'm an okay singer but a song writer.
>>939706643
Am innocent :c
Smol cute boy :c
No impure thoughts :c
*Looks at my reply above*
Fuck... (*≧∀≦*)
Anonymous No.939707182 >>939707247
>>939707057
Bingo :O
I'm wearing black socks right now.
Anonymous No.939707247 >>939707269 >>939707555
>>939707182
and i also predict…
you’re making a mushroom omelette B)
Luxemboy No.939707259
>>939707166
But a bad songwriter***
Luxemboy No.939707269 >>939707511
>>939707247
And I predict... You're GAY!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.939707511 >>939707913
>>939707269
i’m scared… how did you know?
Anonymous No.939707555 >>939707723
>>939707247
Ha ha, you thought you are such a smartass, huh? Well, but you are wrong!! I am already eating my omelette!!!! Buahahaha!
Anonymous No.939707723 >>939707949
>>939707555
you always get digits :o checked
ttthats what i meant! i mistyped i meant to say you were eating it hehe
Luxemboy No.939707913 >>939707943
>>939707511
Well it's not every day that you see a straight man fisting himself in a Walmart, so it was an educated guess after reviewing the CCTV footage.
Anonymous No.939707926 >>939708028 >>939708361
meow i’m sorry for being a naughty kitty, Luxemboy was bullying me ><“
Anonymous No.939707943 >>939708200
>>939707913
>:( that wasn’t me! i don’t even do that… ewe…
grrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous No.939707949 >>939708447
>>939707723
Ohh suuure you were...
I'll take that but you owe me a fun fact about yourself. Or a funny story :>
Anonymous No.939708028
>>939707926
But you were the cutest naughty kitty in the world :>
Luxemboy No.939708200 >>939708537 >>939708547 >>939709416
>>939707943
The camera doesn't lie, buddy...
Luxemboy No.939708361 >>939708498 >>939708537
>>939707926
Bullying can be really fun :3
What a joy that my friend has taught me how to use the 4chan archives!
Anonymous No.939708447 >>939709416
>>939707949
hmm a fun fact… i used to have long hair that went down to my waist, now it’s cut short “boy length” but i’m debating growing out again, it was just too much work brushing and taking care of all of that @.@ but i would get lots of compliments on it so i kinda of miss it. also its like a security blanket lol. but now its short and fluffy :3
my eyes are green, i have light pale skin and i can wiggle my ears and crack my nose, i don’t know if that’s interesting at all but i hear a lot of people can’t do that lol.
and a funny story? hmm… one time i skipped class to learn a kpop dance with a friend way back in high school and we were dancing in the hallway and a teacher almost caught us and i remember we sprinted away and hid across the corner and that was so fun hehe. honestly i was such a goody two shoes as a kid i never really got into trouble so ill always remember that and how fun it felt lol.
how about you? <3
Anonymous No.939708498 >>939708693
>>939708361
Using thebarchive is a skill that one's got to be taught? Come on now
Anonymous No.939708537 >>939708693
>>939708200
whoa i look really skinny there :O
>>939708361
where’s the proof that was me… i’m not convinced.
i suggest you stop yourself now before you find out what even good kitties can do when they’re angry ∩^ω^∩
hissssssssss
Anonymous No.939708547 >>939708693
>>939708200
wtf is this real???
Luxemboy No.939708693
>>939708498
I didn't even know it existed until like three weeks ago. Same for that 4chanX plugin. Shietttt....
>>939708537
You were the only one using kaomoji at the time xDDD
>>939708547
I had to edit the brown stuff out. It hurt my eyes.
Anonymous No.939708831 >>939709136 >>939709742 >>939710449 >>939728545
hello everyone, hope you're all well :)
Anonymous No.939709136
>>939708831
*drools*
Anonymous No.939709416 >>939709685 >>939710043 >>939710204
>>939708200
>no cat ears
Nasty AI fake!
>>939708447
My eyes are also green!
>i can wiggle my ears
Wtf, that's a rare skill :o
>how about you?
Hmmm... I once commited a grand teacher's desk robbery when I was like 8. I remember the teacher confiscated some collectible cards other kids were playing with during the lesson, and so during the break when she left, I sneaked to the desk where she hid them, took them away and then negiotiated giving them back to original owners for a fair fee of 50% (plus I wanted to choose the cards I keep to have the rarest ones :). Those retards snitched on me instead, lost their cards (again) and we all got in trouble :p
Anonymous No.939709685 >>939710633
>>939709416
haha that’s an adorable story, and funny too because i actually remember my teacher taking collectible cards from me when i was 8 too! luckily i got them back at the end of class but i remember she just snatched them right out of my hands while i was showing a friend. i would’ve loved to have had you in my class lol
Anonymous No.939709742
>>939708831
someone's ancestors came off the tree rather late huh?
Anonymous No.939710043 >>939710633
>>939709416
and *hands fives* fellow green eyer :p almost everyone calls my blue but they’re definitely a deep forrest green
Luxemboy No.939710204 >>939710633 >>939712718
>>939709416
> Wtf, that's a rare skill :o
Wait... people can't do that?
Anonymous No.939710449
>>939708831
you too! very handsome man.
Anonymous No.939710633 >>939710877
>>939710204
I can't :(
>>939709685
In that situation the teacher probably would've gave them their cards back too at the end of the day, but because of the whole affair i caused she gave them back later that week to the parents of those guys instead :P
>>939710043
That sounds like a very interesting color :o
Mine are just plain old green, nothing blue-ish about them :<
Anonymous No.939710877 >>939710975
>>939710633
MORE DUBS ٩( 'ω' )و
i bet your eyes are so beautiful! green eyes are the rarest :3
hmm i can wiggle your ears for you *pinch* up and down ^^
Anonymous No.939710975 >>939711062
>>939710877
Hey, look who's got his own dubs now too :D
Anonymous No.939711062 >>939711179
>>939710975
i took them from you >:3
what are you up to now? <3
i’m still working, can’t wait to get off and rest this weekend
also i’m guessing you’re wearing blue boxers…
sorry i’m practicing my psychic abilities :p they’re actually quite good, another fun fact hehe
Anonymous No.939711179 >>939711257
>>939711062
I was about to read a sci-fi book about society changing rapidly by discovery and development of psychic technologies. Speaking of...
>also i’m guessing you’re wearing blue boxers
I literaly am lmao
Anonymous No.939711257 >>939711515
>>939711179
knew it!
mine are blue too lol ;p
Anonymous No.939711515 >>939711969 >>939712181
>>939711257
Haha, you know what happens when you have the same element on both sides of the equation? You take it out haha...
Anonymous No.939711820
I'm 28, almost 29. I don't think I'll ever have a cute twink bf. Such a cruel world.
Anonymous No.939711969 >>939712181
>>939711515
not fair… i’m going to switch mine then!
Anonymous No.939712181 >>939712410
>>939711515
>>939711969
Uhh... I now realized I worded it rather awkwardly in English. The joke was supposed to be that we should take our boxers off but that's not really how it reads now that I read it again :p sounded better in my head
Anonymous No.939712410 >>939713129
>>939712181
hehe… i figured that’s what you meant ;p
i wish i could take them off at work, that’d definitely be more comfortable. if i lived alone i’d probably switch between snuggies and being butt naked all the time
Anonymous No.939712483 >>939713129
ahoj, rozumíš mi? :3
Ruadhán No.939712718 >>939715076
I think I have figured out how this website works now >>939710204 Found ya! Surprise BITCH!!!
Ruadhán No.939712964 >>939713078 >>939713116 >>939713197 >>939713237 >>939713384 >>939714347 >>939714371 >>939715076
How the fuck does one know who is who? Like yer all feckin anonymous except for Henri?! Recognise each other by writing style or some black gay magic I haven't been taught?! As if this feckin captcha with a slider wasn't black magic already. Anyhow Henri's in the shower right now so if ya got any embarrassing questions to ask about him, I'll be here to answer them all!
Anonymous No.939713078 >>939713635 >>939714122
>>939712964
he liked being farted on, don’t lie.
Anonymous No.939713116 >>939713635
>>939712964
Not a question but a suggestion: make him dress up like a girl. We want to see the Henri femboy arc.
Anonymous No.939713129 >>939713342
>>939712483
ahooj :3
jak se máš?
>>939712410
Are you in your grey hoodie now?
I have to wear white shirts at work, we have "le formal dress code" :/
Anonymous No.939713197 >>939713635 >>939714122
>>939712964
hello fellow irish king!
(american, but irish blooded and at heart)
Anonymous No.939713237 >>939713375 >>939713635
>>939712964
>How the fuck does one know who is who
it's fuckin easy when you're on PC lol, you just click Ctrl + WHO and can see everyone's personal ID
>question
Is it true that Henri is a filthy cock addict?
Anonymous No.939713342 >>939713862 >>939714017
>>939713129
daří se mi moc dobře, hlavně od té doby, co si s tebou povídám. miluju tě. a čeština je moc hezký jazyk! :3
hehe today i’m in my light blue hoodie, just as cozy and baggy :p
we luckily don’t have much of a dress code, just not shorts or shirts with text and such in them
Anonymous No.939713375 >>939713463
>>939713237
>it's fuckin easy when you're on PC lol, you just click Ctrl + WHO and can see everyone's personal ID
h-hold up what?
Luxemboy No.939713384 >>939713635
>>939712964
My Cock-per-Bodymass ratio is so much better than yours and therefore I will not bottom for you ever again! In fact, you are my bitch forever from now on. Bend over, mick.
Anonymous No.939713463
>>939713375
Yup, just try it
Anonymous No.939713635 >>939713708 >>939714122 >>939714122 >>939715076
>>939713078 He does tell everything, aye? So he does. Hmmm. Well he did genuinely sound like he was going to throw up but I honestly think that he secretly likes the morning farts or just makes a whole drama show about it just to pull me leg hahahahaha.

>>939713116 I don't think he wants that. Could be a fun one time thing but he's really adamant in not being like femboy trans etc bc when he was on grindr, lots of weird men asked him to crossdress and I think he got an aversion to it now. I'm not into femboy or trans meself so it's not like high priority shite but it could be fun for a laugh. Still, don't wanna dig up bad memories for him.

>>939713197 Aye, many people say the Irish Americans aren't American but if yer lines mostly go back to Ireland and ya think the Union Jack is toilet paper, yer Irish in my book!

>>939713237 YA GOBSHITE I did ctrl W and me feckin chrome closed!!! But aye, he is addicted to just one cock. My cock. I bet he tells ya that he's all full of public shame and shite but more than once he groped me arse and cock while walking through the city. Dirty lil cunt.

>>939713384 Ah see by writing style alone I can tell yer not Henri. He's still in the shower! Try better next time pal!
Ruadhán No.939713708 >>939714170 >>939715076
>>939713635 does it actually matter if I use me name or not on here? Guess it helps for clarity?
Anonymous No.939713862 >>939714017 >>939714505
>>939713342
Taky tě miluju! Ty krásná sladká kočičko.
Hey, it's not that bad all things considered. That still allows some pretty comfy attire. You will be alright even with your boxers on ;)
Ruadhán No.939714017 >>939714170 >>939714566 >>939715076
>>939713342 >>939713862 Cad atá ar siúl anseo?! What language is that?!
Luxemboy No.939714068 >>939714570
The United Kingdom is the best country in the whole wide world! (*≧∀≦*) I love England so much, long live the King!
Anonymous No.939714122 >>939714570
>>939713635
>>939713078
lol so that story where you thought he wanted it was true? that’s hilarious i couldn’t tell if he was lying it was too funny.
he told us he was disgusted but… i dunnoooo >:) not going to lie, i thought it was kinda hot.
>>939713635
>>939713197
i’m approx 80% irish 20% swedish if i had to say. we throw it down every st. pattys, chug the guiness, got green eyes, and some gingers in my family and we love our potatoes, am i welcome back to the motherland?
i’m sick of ghetto america, bro.
Anonymous No.939714170 >>939714491 >>939714570
>>939714017
West Moravian
>>939713708
Yeah, it's up to you though we have few enough posters in this thread that it's easy to recognize each other just by the posting style
Anonymous No.939714347 >>939714825
>>939712964
how does it feel to fuck Henri’s cute little doll body? is he easy to pick up?
Anonymous No.939714371 >>939714825
>>939712964
Will you invite us to the wedding?
Anonymous No.939714491
>>939714170
I'm straight. But I'm in a long distance relationship with a guy. I have a lot of gay friends. I'm a guy. I have a lot of gay friends. I'm straight. I'm in a long distance relationship with a guy.
Anonymous No.939714505 >>939715286
>>939713862
m(_ _)m
the blushing i did when i translated that… (*'ω'*) i can’t explain how warm that made my heart hehe
your language is so interesting i love it :D i’d love to hear you whisper it in my ear.
and yeah, luckily i get to be super cozy at my office, especially since they keep it super duper cold so it feels great getting all snuggled up! i even bring a blanket sometimes lol
Anonymous No.939714566 >>939714825
>>939714017
omg, how much irish can you speak? :O
Ruadhán No.939714570 >>939715076 >>939715204
>>939714068 Henri's only loyal to this Irish cock and that prick of a Grand Duke with the same name. Must be related to that eejit queen Charles though idk to which degree. Anyway, check yer car :)

>>939714122 Oh Henri is a bad liar so don't count on him telling lies. He might hide something, but he can hardly tell a lie. Who knows, maybe I can turn it into his fetish. I see he's already posted mine openly on the fecking internet hahhahaha. And it looks like he wants my kids? How cute. But before we ask any surrogate I'll try to get him pregnant for a few more ways. Ya know, gotta exhaust the natural way first before ya move to alternatives. And come back tomorrow! We need all the Irish we can get to unite the North with the Republic!

>>939714170 Moravia? Shit where the feck is that? I know Moldova? The ones with that mayahimayahu song. Yer from there?
Ruadhán No.939714825 >>939715076 >>939715131
O shite I refresh the website and tons of new shite comes in. Let's get to it before he's back. I see he's already checked his WhatsApp so I gotta be quick.

>>939714347 I could throw him out of the window if I want haha. Like to pick him up the way a groom does with a bride. Also makes it easier that he loves to be carried but idk if he talks much about his soft side or if he only pretends to be a full-on brat.

>>939714371 Haha yer welcome. If there's one thing that completely throws him off, it's talking about that. I guess he told ya about the bridge where they told me I should propose to him? Man his face was so adorable!

>>939714566 Quite some, not fluent. Don't ask me for advice because as it stands, Google Translate is still better at it than me. Learned most of it from my grandma but she can't spell for shit so I had to learn that meself.
Luxemboy No.939715076 >>939715329 >>939715410 >>939715444
>>939712718
>>939712964
>>939713635
>>939713708
>>939714017
>>939714570
>>939714825
BABE WHAT THE FUCK
Oh God this is embarassing xD
Anonymous No.939715131 >>939715444
>>939714825
tell us something really sweet and heartwarming :p something about just how much you looove each other
Anonymous No.939715204 >>939715378
>>939714570
>sex with your father
yes, you can. it's called pedophilia and it's illegal.

>sex with your mother
no, you can't. it's called incest and it's illegal.

>sex with your brother
Anonymous No.939715286 >>939716718
>>939714505
You must look so cute when you blush :3
>i even bring a blanket sometimes
luckyyyy
My office can get cold too sometimes, especially in winters. But I don't bring blankets, maybe they'd let me but never tried that. So I only warm myself with some tea ~~
Anonymous No.939715329
>>939715076
Too late, we're coming to your wedding now
Anonymous No.939715378
>>939715204
What the fuck, bot
Anonymous No.939715410
>>939715076
don’t worry i made sure to let him know you want him to keep farting on you
Ruadhán No.939715444 >>939715652 >>939715800 >>939716028
>>939715076 Now THAT is me Henri, I'm sure this time. Two feckers tried to be u but I know it wasn't u! Ain't that love?! Anyway, I'll be taking me leave now and hear yer moaning and crying on WhatsApp. I'll be back when ya don't expect it!

>>939715131 Well I'll just answer this one for some good closure: this guy. Me Henri. Don't even have words for it man. I thought this was only in movies and shite. I had some moments where I thought I'd never get something worthwhile. Even on dating apps and that shite. Yes I'm tall woohoo. But that's what I am. Not who I am. That little fucker was the only one who instantly saw who I was and connected with me so fast and so strong that I just decided to put everything on hold and focus on this one unique chance. And look at fucking this. Look at the absolute treasure I scored. Never settle for gobshites who are only after yer looks, wallet or whatever. Look for someone who gets ya and makes ya laugh. I'd trade all me centimetres and me pounds and euros for this little brat. I hope he knows that. I know he knows that. If this ain't it, then idfk what "it" should be. Goodbye 4chan, I'll see ya again later.
Luxemboy No.939715652 >>939715800
>>939715444
I SAID I WASN'T GONNA CRY THESE TWO WEEKS BUT NOW I AM Q_Q THIS IS SO NICE <3
Anonymous No.939715800
>>939715444
trips of truth…
>>939715652
shit i’m crying too 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 wow
Anonymous No.939716028 >>939716627
>>939715444
Hehe I hope he invades this thread more often, that was fun
Anonymous No.939716627 >>939716741
>>939716028
lol ikr so fucking cute
Anonymous No.939716718 >>939716930
>>939715286
i love tea especially matcha, and this sleepytime chamomile blend i have at home. it’s really nice to enjoy at night when everything is dark and quiet <3
>You must look so cute when you blush :3
i dunnoooo i get so red it’s embarrassing and i hide my face hehe
Anonymous No.939716741 >>939716840
>>939716627
ikr, just like you
Anonymous No.939716840 >>939717156
>>939716741
whoa what???
*looks over shoulder*
ah you must’ve been talking to someone else nvm…
Anonymous No.939716930 >>939717365
>>939716718
Tea would be the top 1 comfiest drink if hot chocolate didn't exist.
>it’s really nice to enjoy at night when everything is dark and quiet
trueee, that's when it tastes the best for some reason
Anonymous No.939717156 >>939717389
>>939716840
Nuh-uh. I see you qt...
Anonymous No.939717365 >>939717602
>>939716930
hehe you really do love hot chocolate hm?
if i was your little live-in kitty boy i’d give you massages and make all of the hot chocolate you want.
i want to treat you so well, i’d treat you like a king for all of the comfort you’ve given me recently
Anonymous No.939717389 >>939717602
>>939717156
stop it….i’m not cuuute you are…
Anonymous No.939717602 >>939717678
>>939717365
>>939717389
Yes you areee! You are a cutie patootie! You are the hot chocolate for my heart!
Anonymous No.939717678 >>939718118
>>939717602
hmmmmph… i have to hide my face
thank you thank you thank you it feels so good
i swear every time you say those nice words to me it’s almost like i’m someone experiencing emotions for the very first time it’s so overwhelming in an amazing way
Anonymous No.939718118 >>939718468
>>939717678
You are welcome! I love making you feel that way!
Anonymous No.939718468 >>939719143
>>939718118
i wish i could make you feel at least half as amazing as you make me feel
you’re so special and sweet and caring and i get such a fatherly, protective vibe talking to you
i feel like if i knew you in person, you’d be one of the very very few people i could lower my walls down for and be comfortable being myself around.
thank you so much for being such a light <3
Luxemboy No.939719140 >>939719307
I'm with friends now but just tuning in real quick: maybe you guys should try to date? You never know if it's your magical someone. Consider this your chance ∩^ω^∩
Anonymous No.939719143 >>939719681 >>939720405
>>939718468
But you do make me feel great already! You probably don't realize that because emotes can convey only a little fraction of my actual emotions, but I love spending time with you and talking to you, and it improves my day greatly knowing that you are okay and that you like me so much. Just you being yourself, and being with me in one way or another is already amazing.
But, if you're also offering me a cake or some other candy one day on top of that... can't really so no hehe
Anonymous No.939719307 >>939720405
>>939719140
I'm one ocean and half of a continent away fro him though. And I can't really move anywhere now, nor in considerable future. I don't know if actual dating is possible. If nothing comes out of it I'm just happy to lift kitten's mood up for the time being, I couldn't stand seeing him as depressed as he was couple days ago.
Anonymous No.939719469
Anonymous No.939719643
Anonymous No.939719681
>>939719143
>so no
say no*
Anonymous No.939720405 >>939721927
>>939719143
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
>and it improves my day greatly knowing that you are okay and that you like me so much
i don’t just like you, i love love love you!!! <3 with all of my heart. my sweet caring owner. if i was yours i’d be so good, it’d be my life goal to just be a good kitty for you and make you happy, loved, comfy, give you nice massages and cook you nice food and anything else you may want. really, anything… someone as amazing as you, i’d do anything to make sure you receive the love you deserve.
>>939719307
it’s so unfair. i wish life could be easier but, like you said, even just talking to you like this means the world to me.
i’m not able to date anyway, at least not anytime soon… i know i may seem cute and lovable on here but i have a lot of emotional instability issues, attachment issues and trauma etc that makes me truly hard to love in real life and i don’t just say that for pity; it’s really something i need to work on before entering any type of relationship, if i ever can again.
but if i could just run away with you right now… i would <3 and leave everything behind…
Anonymous No.939720804 >>939721035 >>939721633 >>939721988
I want an ntr doujin where the boy gets his boy stolen away by a girl and he goes nuts trying to get him back by emulating the girl who stole his boy
Luxemboy No.939721035
>>939720804
IM DRYUNK SOO I CN FREEMLY SLPEAK MY MIN D

DONHTTTTT U DARE HAVE A FCKN WOMAN FEMAEL VAGGINATOR TAKEAWAY MY RUADHÁN!!!!!!
Anonymous No.939721633
>>939720804
how fucking dare you.
Luxemboy No.939721909 >>939722272
GUYSS UR FCKN AMAESZING
Anonymous No.939721927 >>939722248 >>939722583 >>939722723
>>939720405
I know you were left emotionally scarred by your ex. And I didn't really want to rush you into dating me, or talking elsewhere, or anything, because I realize it would be unhealthy to make you commit after such emotional rollercoaster. Right now I might feel that I could fix all your problems with my love, but very likely you know much better than me where you are, and what's good for you.
On my side the main problem right now is that I have to take care of my grandparents, there is really no one else who could help them besides maybe my parents who are also getting older and older, and I will have to sooner or later help them too, even with basic things. I can't just run away to another country and let them behind to fend for themselves. I can't. So I have to stay where I am, for at least most of the year. And just be here. Far away from you. So unfortunately far away.
Maybe I shouldn't have been so honest, maybe you will get attached to me now and instead of helping you I will only make it harder for you to regain the balance you need. Maybe I've made a mistake? But I only wanted you to be happier. I wanted you to see yourself with my eyes and I hoped that would perhaps brighten your day a little. Make you more positive. Encourage you to improve yourself a little. That's all I ever wanted here.
I guess we never had the chance to make it as a couple. But we can be here for each other. I know I can. Please be happy for me.
Anonymous No.939721988 >>939734177
>>939720804
Yes, well said mr bot. Well said.
Anonymous No.939722248 >>939722702 >>939722905
>>939721927
no no no you didn’t make a mistake! i have to be completely honest, me joining these threads these past few weeks was a cry for help because i genuinely was considering suicide for a long while now, and my ex telling me he’s moved on and going no contact with me completely would’ve thrown me over the edge, literally, if i hadn’t gotten this support. thank you so much, from the bottom of heart for sharing your love with me. i might’ve genuinely died without it. really, i don’t want to be too dramatic but that’s not an exaggeration. i have had the thoughts and plan and note for a while now…
>I guess we never had the chance to make it as a couple.
i don’t want to make false promises or hold onto false hope but you never know what the future holds. i don’t want to spend the rest of my life in america anyway… just saying, i truly hate it here.
>But we can be here for each other. I know I can. Please be happy for me.
i will always be there for you in any way i can. and yes, here’s a wide smile just for you! :D
and know i’m smiling irl too for you lol
may you smile for me too?
Anonymous No.939722270
A bi friend wants me to take him to a bathhouse to show him around, basically be his wingman. I have a boyfriend but I don't want to tell him about it because I fear it will weird him out and make him distrustful of me, but I don't believe I would be doing anything wrong as long as I don't touch anyone or let anyone touch me. Would this be cheating on my part? Would I be in the wrong?
Anonymous No.939722272 >>939722709
>>939721909
no buddy that’s you!!!
hope you’re having fun. say hi to your friends!
Anonymous No.939722296 >>939722453 >>939722709 >>939722968
First gay experience?
Anonymous No.939722453
>>939722296
reading your diary
Anonymous No.939722583 >>939722974
>>939721927
and also, i wanted to make sure i added that it is so respectable that you’re helping take care of your grandparents, that shows you’re a genuinely good person.
Anonymous No.939722702 >>939722723 >>939722974
>>939722248
god i truly love you so much ^^
Luxemboy No.939722709
>>939722296
I LICKET MY BFS DICK N PUSHD IT INNMY

BOYHOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FUCK YES

>>939722272
THEYSAYHIBXACKKKKK
Anonymous No.939722723
>>939722702
>>939721927
meant to reply here :p
Anonymous No.939722905 >>939723083
>>939722248
>i have had the thoughts and plan and note for a while now…
That's so scary to even think about. Please don't think about it ever again. Please.
>you never know what the future holds
That goes both ways. Things might get better, things might get worse. I've already had some of my great plans for the future shattered by the ever whimsical Lady Fortune. I think it is best to just focus on today and tomorrow now. Especially considered your mental health.
>may you smile for me too?
For you always. As long as you smile, I will.
Anonymous No.939722968
>>939722296
>be 8yo me
Anonymous No.939722974
>>939722583
>>939722702
Thanks.
Anonymous No.939723083 >>939723538
>>939722905
<3
:’)
thank you so much
i’ll always be here checking for you, so long as you come visit
Anonymous No.939723538 >>939723782
>>939723083
I will be here for you too. I will be here tomorrow for you to chat about anything you want.
I think I'm gonna fall asleep soon. Goodnight. Love you.
Anonymous No.939723782
>>939723538
good night, have the sweetest dreams <3
fuck i didn’t realize how much i missed receiving “goodnight, i love you” texts… that made me feel so good. thank you :)
if you have a nightmare or if anything comes up, please come back. i’ll be here to comfort you <3
Luxemboy No.939724080 >>939725515
JUST KISSSSS ALKREASDY HOMOS
Luxemboy No.939724108 >>939725515
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Anonymous No.939725515
>>939724080
don’t temp me, i’d cover him with so many kisses until he suffocates <3
>>939724108
hehe that’s one of my favs!
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Anonymous No.939725811 >>939728031
Luxemboy let us know when you get home safe! <3
in the mean time, Ruadhán are you online to tell us any of his most embarrassing secrets?
Anonymous No.939726103
>boyfriend has 3 little brothers who never leave me alone
Anonymous No.939727968
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Anonymous No.939727988 >>939728097 >>939732240
I turned 37 today :0

Now Im a loser but older
Luxemboy No.939728031 >>939728067
>>939725811
Just arrived safely n can type okayisxh again lol but my friends always make ssure I get home safe. Tired now. Gonna sleep. Bed feellsx empty. Miss my boy. He's alredy asleep. Keep wrapoing nmy arms around his pillow but is not him... Ill sleep witgh his hoodie on. Smells guuddx
Anonymous No.939728067
>>939728031
night night bestie! :D we love ya
Anonymous No.939728097 >>939729455
>>939727988
happy birthday bro! omg birthday dubs :D
how was your day?
and no you’re not a loser stop thattttt FAGGOT.
Anonymous No.939728545
>>939708831
wow
Anonymous No.939729195
i love you i love you i love you
Anonymous No.939729455 >>939729918
>>939728097
thank you!! It was a good day. Went to a cat cafe after work with my brother, best choice ever
Anonymous No.939729918
>>939729455
hmm sounds lovely :3
Anonymous No.939732240
>>939727988
>Turned 39 this year
I feel you.
Anonymous No.939732384
we love our millennial kings
Anonymous No.939733000 >>939733385
i love you all so much
can we all hug?
also, any ameribros online?
Anonymous No.939733385 >>939733537
>>939733000
Southwest here.
Anonymous No.939733537 >>939734298
>>939733385
ayyy may i have a southwest burrito pls
Anonymous No.939734177 >>939734249
>>939721988
buh? why would you make a bot for that. anyways, there was a pretty good one but not quite ntr. the Mc gets caught crossdressing by another guy in his class and forced him to go on grocery shopping trips to get pretty clothing and skirts, and he thinks for a while the guys gonna rail him, then discover the guys got a unrequited crush on a girl, and he's using the crossdresser to "replace her". they are friends, but she won't be "girlfriend" to the guy, so it's a weird triangle. he wants to sex the girl, but he can't, so he does the "dating" with the crossdresser.

there was no sex, the crossdresser ends up becoming friends with the girl, then the guy forcing him to crossdress. and it just ends with them hanging out and the crossdresser realizing they've become a friends group because they are all total inept lovers. it was kinda grim
Anonymous No.939734249
>>939734177
*inept lovers
"losers". autocorrect.
Anonymous No.939734298
>>939733537
No. All mine.
Anonymous No.939735597
keep the thread alive pweeeeease :p
Anonymous No.939736943
I learned today that there is an omegaverse anime called "Welcome Home" (Tadaima Okaeri) featuring boypregnancy.
Anonymous No.939737140
Good evening
Anonymous No.939738697 >>939738857
>ASL
female/21/america
>About me
Hey there! I’m on the hunt for some fun and connection with someone who’s down for a little mischief. I spend way too much time online (who doesn’t, right?), and I’m all about exploring weird niche hobbies like urban beekeeping and making my own kombucha. But don’t worry, I’m also into the classics like gaming and binge-watching the latest series on Netflix. Also, if you're into art, we could totally swap sketches or paint together over video. I love a bit of silliness, so don’t be shy to throw some random memes my way!

I’m excited to meet guys who aren’t afraid to get a bit steamy, whether it’s just playful chats or something hotter right off the bat. Not looking to waste time here, let’s dive into the fun!

>Contact
If you want to hit me up, add me on the app everyone’s using but I can't say (you know the one). Just remember to remove the spaces and dashes from my username: e l y-s i a p-j z q-x! Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store!
Luxemboy No.939738800
I... Woke up... Because... I farted... In my bed... Oh no I'm becoming just like him Q_Q
Anonymous No.939738857 >>939739159
>>939738697
fuck off you chinese pig butchering scum
Anonymous No.939739159
>>939738857
whats...what's so important about the "pig killing" part.
Anonymous No.939739290 >>939739306 >>939739436 >>939739699
>haha I'm not gay, no homo, just-
does this ever happen in "straight" smutt? I don't think I've ever seen anything where a "gay" character has fooled around with the opposite gender and acted coy about it. lesbians doing guys, sure, but gays doing straights?
Anonymous No.939739306
>>939739290
er, heterosexuals, I guess. now that I'm thinking about it, I bet it shows up a bit in that omega verse crap
Anonymous No.939739436 >>939739937
>>939739290
Sounds rare, maybe in NTR stuff?
It feels extra rapey somehow, but that might be because there's a major stigma on the idea that sexual orientation is malleable.
Luxemboy No.939739699 >>939740049
>>939739290
I know a real life case that's kind of like this.
> Guy is bisexual
> Publicly acts as gay as possible
> Gets a female friend because many women apparently want nothing more than a gay bestie (Idk why exactly?)
> Girl asks him if he's ever been with a girl
> "No, I really wouldn't know what that's like"
> Girl offers him to try it with her one time
> Pretends to be hesitant but then agrees
> Pump, dump, on to the next girl
Idk but in my book, that's scummy. Even though the girls offer it. Still, idk what the girls' motives are? Do they get wet from the idea of "turning" a gay man straight?

But that aside, maybe sexuality is more like a scale than something rigid... But please. When someone actively considers fucking something different then their default setting - just call yourself bi. Don't go like "I'm straight but..." Because as the saying goes "Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts"
Anonymous No.939739937
>>939739436
reverse, rapey version in that weeds tv show, during that u-turn season. u-turn discovers one of nancies crew is a gay guy, and u-turn for some reason takes interest, and tells his girlfriend to "fuck the gay out of him", which she agrees (to try). but that's forced, not coy. she gets pregnant and he's forced into basically assuming the regular husband role, to this crazy ghetto bad bitch stereotype after u-turn dies. interesting, but played pretty much entirely for laughs.

there was also this neat collection of short stories/one shots with the theme "your not the main character". in one of them, the perfect female student, perfect grades, class president, on the student council, yadda sexy girl is obsessed with "hooking up" with the class chad, a smarmy asshole type whose also basically class president and on all the comittees and has perfect grades. his only flaw is he's bullied and keeps getting emasculated by the class bad boy, which worries her but she's still convinced that's it's inevitable that she will pair up with this perfect asshole kid and they will be a power couple...then she walks in on them in the bathroom and the class delinquent is blowing the class prefect asshole? doesn't follow up tho, she "realizes" her perfect dream/reality just died. her friend, a ditzy cheerleader ditz is competing for the class perfect asshole and the next time she sees her she basically gives up and tells her "go for it. I'm not chasing him anymore", without telling her that she's got no chance.
Anonymous No.939740049 >>939740965
>>939739699
faghags. they consider gays "safe" because they won't hit on or go after their female friends. being the one to "turn him" means your special, and secure. he's not interested in girls, just you. imagine how you'd feel if a life long career straight guy just broke down and started telling you he's homophobic but your "just that important to him". silly, but imagine the ego boost
Anonymous No.939740224 >>939741238
I know this is a cliche but I've been a heterosexual guy for 27 years now and I've never dated a guy before. I have my girlfriend whom I love, I just fear growing older and never having experimented with a guy. I used to talk to guys online and exchange nudes when I was in my early 20s but never met up or did anything.
Is this just retarded on my part or is there something there unexplored that I'll regret never having acted on?
Anonymous No.939740767 >>939741398
i’m in love with my best friend(both bifags)
i’m able to keep it together while we talk but afterwards i spiral cuz it’s getting so hard to repress
id give him the world if we could just drop the whole act
there’s so many mixed signals coming from him too if only he knew that i fantasize about us living together and doing the most mundane shit because that would finally make life worth it for me
Luxemboy No.939740965
>>939740049
Damn... I guess it all falls in the category of "dating games & tricks" and my bf and I *hate* those games & tricks. To name a few:
> "Make her jealous by talking to other girls"
> "Pretend to be uninterested"
Etc.
Fuck all that. The right person doesn't need you to play games. If you have to conquer someone or use mental tricks to keep them on board, it's fucked. The thing that made me fall for my bf wasn't his height. He also wasn't playing hard to get and not responding. What pulled me in is that he got my number from a friend, so I got a message out of the blue from a stranger saying "Hey, I'm a friend of X and she said we'd be a good match. Let's chat to find out :)" and we chatted the whole night. That is what lit my flame. The fact that I could so openly talk for hours on end with someone I had just met.
Luxemboy No.939741238 >>939742066
>>939740224
If you've already been sending nudes to guys - here's a newsflash: you're bi. You think about missing out on experimenting with guys - newsflash: you are bi.

However, I may have easy talking because I've only been in a relationship for half a year and started having sex with him 2 weeks ago, I think it's really important that you focus on what matters. I'm so in fucking love with this guy - and I know there's a thing called the honeymoon phase and yadayada - but I don't need to know what pussy feels like. Because if this guy is the right one for me and I can build my whole life together with him, live under the same roof, travel together, maybe even start a family... Why would pussy be on my mind then? Because it might make my dick feel a little bit different? How does that weigh up against all the other things that the relationship offers? We always have to make choices in life and can't have everything. Maybe someone else's dick and ass feel radically different. I don't know, I don't even want to know. I don't want an open relationship and I'd rather kill myself than to cheat on him - so there's no purpose in wondering what it would feel like. I'm not gonna trade him in just to feel what it's like getting railed by a different dick. Maybe there's a cock in the world that makes me physically feel better than his. That's almost statistically guaranteed. But there's nobody else that I have such an emotional connection with than him - so I don't care about minor physical improvements.

What will you remember more fondly when you are 70? Seeing your kids and grandkids that you got with your gf/futurewife or that one time you tried dick to feel what it was like? Don't give up on your relationship if it's a good one, anon. A different set of genitals you have sex with isn't gonna change your life. A good relationship will.
Luxemboy No.939741398 >>939741583 >>939741932
>>939740767
And for you: please talk about it with your friend. I know it's very hard and he might see you in a different way after such a confession. You never know how someone will truly react to that. However: you will always punch yourself in the face 5 years from now if you see him in a relationship with another guy that could have been you.

And like I said: no need to play dating games. No need to use strategies. Ofc don't go dramatically overboard with "EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP I TOUCH MYSELF THINKING ABOUT THE LIFE WE COULD BE LIVING TOGETHER"...But you can and should give him a heartfelt "Hey, I know that you're bi too and I really like our friendship but I was wondering if we could be more than that?"
Anonymous No.939741583
>>939741398
thx
i figured keeping something this fundamental in and pretending like its not already more than a friendship is dumb
and of course i owe him the truth at least
Anonymous No.939741932
>>939741398
Thanks for your encouraging words! I had a buddy i fooled around with alot but after school he moved and we lost contact. So many sleepless nights thinking of him.. dreaming of having him as my boyfriend...

Met him again a year ago and had some casual sex a few times. The old feelings came back in full force. I would do anything to please him, to have him mine... but usually he treats me kinda bad. He rarely replies to my massages and is always busy when i need him. If he wants some action i obey instantly and give my best to shower him with love and affection, only to get dumped to the side again the next day.. It is quite frustrating but i guess i got to obsessed with him -.-

Maybe i should just lay all my cards on the table and confess to him!
Anonymous No.939742018
Gay?
Anonymous No.939742066
>>939741238
Cute wholesome message, thanks anon. You're right, a lot of what you said feels liberating and honestly what I needed to hear.