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Anonymous No.939687172 >>939705313
s/fur

Important Life Decisions Edition
Anonymous No.939687205
pic most likely unrelated
Anonymous No.939687211
floof
Anonymous No.939687358 >>939687365 >>939687393
butts
Anonymous No.939687365 >>939687967
>>939687358
i concur
Anonymous No.939687393 >>939687967
>>939687358
on faces
Anonymous No.939687476 >>939687495
I'm so eepy
I want to sleep
Ethereal No.939687487 >>939687545
>I could have chosen to go home, on that fateful night, at the normal time.
>But I chose to stay late and properly clean up after the buffoonery.
>And my choice led me to cross lines with the choices of someone else.
>Now that choice has forced me down a path I would have never chosen knowing its unexpected consequences.
>Sometimes you have no choice in the matter.
>Sometimes the choice you make ends up being the unlucky one.
Anonymous No.939687495 >>939687518
>>939687476

sleep well
dream well
Anonymous No.939687518 >>939687565
>>939687495
I never sleep well
it's why I'm always tired
Anonymous No.939687545 >>939687589
>>939687487

One night of getting drunk and blowing your best friend does not have to shape your entire existence.
Ethereal No.939687549 >>939687578
i slept in a well
Anonymous No.939687565
>>939687518

relatable
Anonymous No.939687578
>>939687549

lol
Anonymous No.939687589 >>939687640
>>939687545
ooh i did that a couple times, fun stuff no regrets
Anonymous No.939687640 >>939687677
>>939687589

Wanna come over and have some shots?
Ethereal No.939687660 >>939687690
Anonymous No.939687677
>>939687640
:3
Anonymous No.939687690 >>939692269
>>939687660

I've never seen this show. I feel like I should.
Anonymous No.939687967
>>939687365
>>939687393
mhmm
Anonymous No.939688063 >>939688089
You should not.
Ethereal No.939688066
geepy
Ethereal No.939688089
>>939688063
dew it
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Anonymous No.939688662 >>939688709 >>939688755
So, my dream this morning gave me a little bit of an identity crisis.

I was at the hospital that I work at, but I was my magical cat self that I often dream about being.

I went in to a patient's room to go over their medications. However, a doctor and two nurses were already in the room. Fortunately, they were leaving. One of them accidentally shoulder brushed me as she walked past without apologizing. No harm. No fowl. I can move on.

I go to introduce myself to the patient. "Hello. My name is..."

I froze - not knowing whether to give my human name or my feline name.
Ethereal No.939688670 >>939688725
i have brushed and flossed
eep?
Anonymous No.939688709
>>939688662
>No harm. No fowl.

Oops. Wrong use of foul.
Anonymous No.939688725
>>939688670

yes
Anonymous No.939688755 >>939688943 >>939689059
>>939688662
i was also a catgirl again in a recent dream
i quite enjoy it
Anonymous No.939688943
>>939688755

NICE.

Feline dreams are the best.
Anonymous No.939689036
right use of fowl
Anonymous No.939689059 >>939689101
>>939688755

When you say catgirl, full fur or anime-style kitty ears?
Anonymous No.939689101 >>939689384
>>939689059
like full fur anthro
with retractable claws, very khajiit
Ethereal No.939689118 >>939689147
no... fowl...big... sad
also sleepbye
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Anonymous No.939689147
>>939689118
sleep well
Anonymous No.939689384
>>939689101

Nice.
Anonymous No.939689641
built for human men
Anonymous No.939689666 >>939690007
Paws.
Anonymous No.939690007
>>939689666

Why should I take your request, Satan?
Anonymous No.939690884
ded hours?
Anonymous No.939690920
sleepy hours
Anonymous No.939691548
Because paws.
Foxxy Vixen No.939691851
This kills the hellhound.
Anonymous No.939691982
are those things actually worth getting?
Foxxy Vixen No.939692063
To purge hellhounds. Ofc.
Anonymous No.939692091
well ok then
Anonymous No.939692182
Imma make an important life decision and go to bed for the night.
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Anonymous No.939692269
>>939687690
yes
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Twithc No.939692955
We all know ray guns actually kill hellhounds
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Anonymous No.939694826 >>939705028
Important life decision;
What should my fursona be???
How do you decide what species, sub-species, coloration of fur etc? I love horses, but also love hyenas, dragons, how do you DECIDE!

art tax
Gears No.939694966
>fursona
not needed

If you want one just pick something you find cute or would associate with. If you can't come up with a good one just don't.
Foxxy Vixen No.939695121 >>939695493
Gears No.939695493
>>939695121
""lotion""
Anonymous No.939696351
>loona
Gears No.939696443
*bonk*
Anonymous No.939696667
she's by far the most famous side character ever
considering her minimal role in the show
Gears No.939696715 >>939696848
I wouldn't even know where to watch the show if I meant to. Which I don't.
Literally all I know about it comes from furry fanart of this dog.
Anonymous No.939696731 >>939696901
it's on youtube fyi
Anonymous No.939696848 >>939696901
>>939696715
jewtube
or Amazon prime video as of the tenth
be aware it's very musical
Anonymous No.939696895
and also very gay
incredibly gay
ridiculously gay
Gears No.939696901
>>939696848
>it's very musical
probably not for me then
>>939696731
half expected to need some account there
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oop
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twitter is fuckin funny this morning
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Anonymous No.939703272
cinema
Foxxy Vixen No.939703321 >>939703492
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Fursi No.939703418 >>939703567
i got muh fighter torso... fucking master clues
Ethereal No.939703456
a movie about chinese finger traps?
Anonymous No.939703492
>>939703321
this is hotter than it has any right to be
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939703561 >>939703604
lol at the shooter being white and from the same state
Anonymous No.939703567 >>939703607
>>939703418
I'm dreading the BA grind. too much social pressure for me.
Ethereal No.939703568
but not cooler?
Anonymous No.939703604 >>939703649
>>939703561
current narrative is he was radicalized away from his maga family within his first year of college
also, that's cub
Fursi No.939703607 >>939703674
>>939703567
tbh I just paid a run group 90m to carry it cause i literally will never do BA again except for kandarin elite which I can worry about down the line... will probably pay gold for that too. BA is trash
Ethereal No.939703616
olo at the puncher being blue and from a different plane of reality
Ethereal No.939703643
You don't need to grind them, you just put the bananas and the apples in a blender.
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939703649
>>939703604
not cub judy just small
Anonymous No.939703674
>>939703607
hmm, too rich for my blood
it seems fun (for its time) if you know the group. but not randos.
Fursi No.939703677 >>939703725
nick likes cub coded art
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939703725 >>939703759
>>939703677
I don't
Fursi No.939703759 >>939703823
>>939703725
why you always lyin
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939703823
>>939703759
I'm not
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Anonymous No.939703896
nick = homosex
Nick Wilde Judy Hopps No.939703911
anon = homosex
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Anonymous No.939704525 >>939704691
dream of teacher caught in a nuclear strike
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Anonymous No.939704691 >>939704721
>>939704525
Did u fug while the world ended? If not I'm sorry
Anonymous No.939704721
>>939704691
nope
Ethereal No.939704880
nope
Anonymous No.939705028
>>939694826

It's not like you have to commit. It's a character, not your spirit animal. You could have different stories for different self-insert characters.

Or, if you really want to settle upon just one, you can weigh the pros and cons.

Does the hoof life suit you? Do you want that MARE PUSSY or a giant horse cock -- 'cause you're literally a horse? Could you commit to being a vegetarian if life gave you the opportunity to become this character for real?

Gender's gonna play a role in a hyenasona. Females are larger than males. (Larger "down there" too 'cause pseudopenis.) A guy who has a hyena persona is probably going to be on the subby side whereas a female hyena is dominant. Either way, you're designed to eat ANYTHING.

A dragon is a wildcard. Are you quadrupedal or bipedal? Do you have wings? Do you breathe fire, ice breath, or raw electricity? If you told me that dragons didn't need to feed -- they just soaked up rays from the son to power themselves -- I'd believe it. Because magic.

Oh, and what kind of partner do you like? Dragons have a HIGH rate of scoring with knights and princesses.
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Anonymous No.939705125
I gotta say, a dragon who breathes "rock" would be pretty impressive. I'm pretty sure all of the other classic elements are covered.

Maybe a rock dragon would have a magic breath which turns its enemies/victims to stone?
Anonymous No.939705148
Off to showerz
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Anonymous No.939705313 >>939705742
>>939687172 (OP)
I'm thinking about a switch or a vita. I have a ps4 but I'm tired of playing games on it. I'm a huge gamer. I'm just tired of the exclusives and I don't like the new controller.

What's everyone playing?
Anonymous No.939705371
your mom's clit
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Ethereal No.939705515 >>939706810
Anonymous No.939705742
>>939705313
Silksong
Anonymous No.939706020
It’s funny how all the people getting their guns and shooting people are from conservative families shooting other conservatives. And they really think we’re fucking stupid and always try to blame liberals lmao. Why can’t conservatives stop shooting each other?
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Ethereal No.939706049 >>939706577
why cant humans stop killing other humans?
Anonymous No.939706117
I'm two for two, baby!
I can't stop winning!
what a time to be alive
Anonymous No.939706138
they keep going back and forth on whether there were engravings on the casings.
they gotta make up their minds.
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Fursi No.939706196 >>939706223 >>939706268
people are way too invested in this shit
Anonymous No.939706204
I hope so because I got up and immediately heard about it
my mom said it had "O W O" on it, and I immediately knew what we were dealing with
fucking psycho trolls can be damn funny
Anonymous No.939706223
>>939706196
what do you mean? i thought this stuff was the national pastime
Anonymous No.939706268 >>939706328
>>939706196
what?
are you upset that your own kind keep doing stupid shit, suck at parenting, and their kids hate them and the people who are trying to ruin everyone's lives and destroy the government?
I've been saying for 10 years, it isn't left vs right my boi
this is normies vs psychopaths and other psychopaths have no problem killing people on the same political aisle
I dare someone to call me stupid after this
Anonymous No.939706269 >>939706283 >>939706328
why would you not be invested?
Anonymous No.939706283 >>939706315
>>939706269
because they can't accept that conservatives shoot each other too
only black people do that, am I right?
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>>939706283
I'm gonna wait to see what his motivations were politically. But the did certainly pump the breaks when they saw he was white.
Fursi No.939706328 >>939706421
>>939706268
these are not my kind

>>939706269
it literally has no impact on my life. don't waste energy on shit you can't control
Anonymous No.939706421 >>939706491
>>939706328
>will you guys shut up about this Franz Ferdinand guy? nothing will come of it!
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Fursi No.939706491 >>939706534
>>939706421
Think about it deeper. Wasting mental energy and yapping about it on a chinese basket weaving furry thread changes nothing.
Anonymous No.939706534 >>939706607
>>939706491
who says I'm trying to change anything?
Anonymous No.939706577 >>939706689
>>939706049

lack of natural predators, unfortunately
Fursi No.939706607 >>939706645
>>939706534
Whatever man, stay miserable doomscrolling, idc
Anonymous No.939706615
I should start giving you guys more shit when you lose your minds over some sport news. After all, that has no impact on your life either.
Anonymous No.939706645 >>939706669
>>939706607
keep trying to spread your genes despite nature doing its best to stop you
Fursi No.939706669
>>939706645
ok
Anonymous No.939706679 >>939707677
yeah who needs baseball
*vicarious by tool intensifies*
Ethereal No.939706689
>>939706577
I hope we never get rid of malaria, because if we do, there will be nothing for humans to compete with in killing other humans, other than other humans.
Anonymous No.939706719 >>939707677
Tool sucks
Anonymous No.939706784
meanwhile hurricane relief checks are too small and sunshine loses her mind half way across the country
Fursi No.939706798 >>939706889
got em
Anonymous No.939706810 >>939706902
>>939705515

Ah, so that's what a rock dragon would look like. Maybe it doesn't have a special breath. Maybe it just breaks off pieces of itself to launch at foes.
Ethereal No.939706826 >>939706869
I hate this adjustable wrench
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Fursi No.939706869 >>939706957
>>939706826
WUT R U WRENCHING
Anonymous No.939706874
no comment as usual
Anonymous No.939706889 >>939706980
>>939706798

Do womb hearts show up under an ultrasound?
Ethereal No.939706902
>>939706810
I don't really see an earth ascended dragon breathing fire in normal ways.
I could see them eating rocks, melting them in the gullet and then heaving that on unfortunate souls.
Ethereal No.939706957 >>939707052
>>939706869
the pool filter has a nut that i need to undo with an adjustable wrench.

the problem with the wrench is that my sister dumbfug boifriend used it for bashing something and now the thing has a hook beak, making it annoying to use.
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Ethereal No.939706980 >>939707038
>>939706889
yes, they usually are the most moving thing you see on ultrasounds.
Anonymous No.939707038 >>939707105
>>939706980

Not the baby's heart.

The Valentine's Day heart on the womb which says, "Man, I love getting pregnant."
Fursi No.939707052 >>939707116
>>939706957
i get the impression your sisters boyfriend is a room temp IQ goon
Anonymous No.939707090
Incidentally, there was a doctor at the hospital that I work for who would frequently track her baby's progress under the ultrasound.

She stopped doing it though once the baby's face became hidden behind her rib cage.
Ethereal No.939707105
>>939707038
oh, uhhh, prolly not, even the best ultrasounds do not have a resolution that can see cells.
Anonymous No.939707110
Have web browsers gone too far?
https://posthog.com/
Ethereal No.939707116
>>939707052
he has severe military brainrot.
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The army does that to people, yeah
Anonymous No.939707320
crayon munchers
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Twithc No.939707394
No that would be the marines in their black ford raptor trucks
Anonymous No.939707413
I'm aware. Said it on purpose.
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Ethereal No.939707539
THEY ARE PAYING A HANDFUL OF DUDES 100.000 A YEAR TO PLAY WITH DOLPHINS!!!
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Anonymous No.939707677
>>939706679
based

>>939706719
cringe
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Twithc No.939707743 >>939707840
Those dolphins are a handful to deal with
Ethereal No.939707763
/diy/ usually has a thread complaining about what tool company is the worst.
Anonymous No.939707788
when the fuck are liberals going to grow a spine and admit that Islam and Judaism are plaguing our democracy?
how many fucking people do we have to see on Twitch or YouTube pushing hateful communist propaganda before we wake the fuck up and realize that this isn't left vs right?
this is religion vs non-religion, and dipshit cowardly liberals thought it was a good idea to let minorities with terrorist beliefs have a voice
what do we have now?
people like Hasan Piker spreading his beliefs like a plague which has only galvanized conservatives against them
I don't care what people say, this has ALWAYS been about religion
I don't see Christian nations fighting each other
Ethereal No.939707840 >>939707884 >>939707918
>>939707743
Like, he comes home every day talking about his boat gig that they set him up with; testing AI drones that drown humans n' shit. And then he says there's a boat that does nothing but dolphin stuff. feed them, track them, 'train' them, like the dolphins have some strategic value or something.
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Ethereal No.939707881
catlicks and prod'didn'ts hate each other.
Twithc No.939707884
>admit
>ever
>>939707840
They already strategically do dolphin stuff in the wild, just look at orcas
Anonymous No.939707918
>>939707840
how else will we develop the dolphin super-hackers of the future?
haven't you seen johnny mnemonic?