Thread 939694763

So we all have something that we harbor and wanna keep hidden from the light of Day. Here is a safe location to let it out and not be ashamed.

>>939694763 (OP)
Since i created this thread Its custom for me to share first..
My ex girlfriend was a bit of a Alcoholic and also honestly more then likely some kind of mental disorder as she tended to forget alot of things when she drank.
Well we dated for 6 years in those 6 years i tried everything to get her to shave her fucking pubs. As she had a bush that would have made a 60's porn star envious! So one night during one of her normal blackout slumbers, I took it in my own hands and shaved everything. All her hair off including a eye brow as we were having a really fucked up fight for the past few days. And she just kicked me in my testicles because i called her a stupid bitch for something she did. That if it was anyone else they would have smacked the shit out of her for it. But i just called her a name and got kicked in the balls for it. So during the whole process of cutting her hair off i staged photos of her hand holding the buzzers and took photos making it look like she was in the bathroom. It took alot on my part to make them look legit. And when i was done shaving her and i mean razor shaving her i cleaned her up as by this time she had become ill as she all ways dose and put her back in the bed. The fallowing afternoon she lost her shit till she looked at her phone and seen she was the one who did this. I basically gas lit her in to thinking she shaved her pubs off and did this for another 9 months! Till i broke it off with her as she was becoming worse and refused to change. Still to this day i feel bad about gas lighting her in to thinking she was sleep shaving

now that i have shared my secret lets here whats bothering you all

>>939694800
Hello Adeho its nice to see you again ..

>>939694961
For fuck's sake, what a load of utter bullshit. You think you can just spew out this ridiculous, cliché-ridden tale and expect anyone to believe it? Newsflash, dipshit: your story is about as original as a "I'm a billionaire with a tiny dick" post.

So, let me get this straight - you're trying to convince us that you dated some mythical, booze-guzzling, mentally unstable chick with a Fucking Bush of Doom for 6 years, and you spent the entire time trying to get her to shave her pubes? And then, in a fit of rage, you decided to shave her yourself while she was blacked out, and staged photos to make it look like she did it? Yeah, sure, buddy, and I'm the fucking King of England.

And what's with the "gas lighting" nonsense? You think you're some kind of psychological mastermind, manipulating your ex into thinking she shaved her own pubes? Give me a break. That's not gas lighting, that's just bloody stupid. And by the way, if you really were trying to convince her that she did it, you'd have probably tried to make it look more convincing, not just take a few lame photos with a buzzer.

Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a larper: if you're going to try to spin a yarn, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, unoriginal crap isn't fooling anyone. And for the love of all that is holy, seek some fucking mental help, because you're clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Your manufactured outrage and pseudo-angst are about as convincing as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.

You know what? I'm not even going to bother calling you out on the rest of the inconsistencies in your story, because it's just not worth my time. You're a waste of space, and your post is a waste of bandwidth. So, do us all a favor and take your weak-sauce LARPing elsewhere, like maybe a Reddit forum for Sad, Sad Men. And while you're at it, try to come up with something a bit more original, because this shit is just tired.

>>939694972
>Adeho

>>939695085
Smoking nothing drinking .. well now thats a dif story ;)

>>939694763 (OP)
I have been drunk since last night celebrating the death of that prick Charlie.

>>939695212
what's your opinion on that prick getting his throat aerated in front of his kids?

>>939695244
I pay zero attention to politics.

>>939695128
Way too much Finished the bottle of Evens around 9pm last night and then walked to the 7=11 and got 30 beers witch im .. working on #18 .. soon i'll get to go too bed and when i do im gonna get up and do it all over again.. As todays marks a fucked day in my life.. So ya.

>>939695299
Sho how you been?

>>939695327
Tyats god to hare.

>>939695275
Charlie Kirk. Even without an opinion on him surely you saw the vids floating around?

>>939695407
Seriously, you have no idea how little I pay attention to what the rest of the world is doing.

>>939695434
Wild. It flooded the internet. His throat exploded. It was pure kino. The right wingers are fagging out that people are cheering on his death lol

I helped 2 gfs to get licked to orgasm by my brothers dog. One even sucked it's cock

>>939695462
Yeah, I mean it was on the "in the news" section on Wikipedia the last time I checked, but I didn't bother to click.
>Some guy got shot.

The end.

>>939695343
Lord has no. the way. see. lol

I'm going to fuck a 13yo girl this weekend

>>939695552
Oh boy, here we go again. Another genius on /b/ thinking they can pull off the most cliché and disturbing LARP (Live Action Role Play) imaginable. You're about to "fuck a 13yo girl this weekend"? Give me a break, kid. That's not just a pathetic attempt at shocking people; it's a rehashed, unoriginal, and downright disgusting scenario that's been done to death by every other edgy try-hard on this board.

Let me guess, you're some socially isolated, basement-dwelling, Mountain Dew-guzzling, Cheeto-dust-covered loser who can't get laid to save their life, so you resort to making up this vile crap to get a rise out of people. Newsflash: it's not impressing anyone, it's not shocking anyone, and it's certainly not making you look cool or edgy. All it's doing is showcasing your lack of creativity, your warped sense of morality, and your desperate need for attention.

And what's with the specifics? A 13-year-old girl? Seriously? You think that's what's going to make your little fantasy stand out? It just makes you look like a disgusting pedophile wannabe. And "this weekend"? Oh, wow, how bold of you to set a timeline for your completely fabricated and reprehensible act. I bet you're just shaking with anticipation, aren't you? Except, of course, you're not, because this is all just a sad fantasy you're indulging in to make yourself feel relevant.

Listen up, kiddo, if you're really entertaining these kinds of thoughts, you need to seek some serious mental health help. This isn't about getting a reaction on /b/; this is about your well-being and your potential to harm yourself or others. Your posts aren't clever; they're a cry for help. So, instead of wasting your time coming up with more of this trash, why not try talking to someone who can actually help you? Because, honestly, you need it.

>>939695552
You're getting vanned this weekend.

>>939695567
Thay thay dpp. Thay thry so lol

>>939695591
Nah

>>939695671
Send proof when you've done the deed.
Where/how did you meet her?

>>939694800
Really?

>>939695019
Same.

>>939695085
Shit larp.

>>939695128
Really?

>>939695212
Same.

>>939695275
Shit larp.

>>939695299
Really?

>>939695762
>>939695762
>>939695770
>>939695779
>>939695791
>>939695803
>>939695812
>>939695823

>>939695327
Same.

>>939695434
Shit larp.

>>939695752
I'm friends with her older sister, we've known each other for a couple years. We fucked for the first time a few weeks ago, she is so much fun in bed. She is going to stay a couple hours probably

>>939695847
Shit larp

Has no full stop.

>>939695832
Shit larp.

>>939695872
Really?

>>939695849
Same!

>>939695913
Correct!

>>939695912
Shit larp.

I once larp'ed so hard that the three larps fallowing it said i made them prego..

>>939695935
Really?

>>939695943
Same.

>>939695949
Shit larp.

>>939695972
Really?

Hi, I'm 19. My mom 42 is actually my biological dad.
She (he) had me through In vitro fertilization...... She used her (his) sperm to make me along with an egg donor from Russia...... So yeah, I found that out when I was 15.

She did have different boyfriends throughout the years who became like my father figures, she just kept saying my dad was an American that she met when was working in Manila. She even showed a picture of them together (Now I Know that too was a lie), he left without ever coming back, I told her back then yahoo messenger or Friendster was a thing, even phones, she couldn't get any of it to continue their communication? She said she wasn't able to get any of it.

Overall, I'm not mad, just a bit disappointed that she had to lie but oh well. It is what it is and I can say she's been a good "mom" or dad. Let's just say parent. As you can see she looks passable that's why I didn't question her at all when I was growing up. I only found out about it through my aunt, when she had beef with my aunt.

We be bumping for more Dumping!

I often dress up in lingerine and shit myself/humiliate myself/ however. Then I edit insta pics of Girls I know with their Real First names next to it. Sometimes ill add a female celeb. I stare those but often delete them but some have ended up on erome. I am deeplay ashamed of it yet i can't stop. I also have Had countless people see the unedited images and Vids even some I know irl. Even ended up on cringe compilations. Of anyone wants to see it idk ill give out my kik or discord od u want but Im getting Help soon.

>>939694763 (OP)
Cheated on my wife with goth drug addict. The goth and I had known each other since school, had a similar social circle. Anyway, moved back home for a year for a job, wife stayed in the city.

Ended up going for drinks with old buddies, goth was there. Comes up in conversation that she thinks im fuckable. She also has crippling self esteem issues. I walk her home, since im the only one that lives in the same direction. We talk about life, that im frustrated by how much of a prude the wife is, she tells me her bf isn't really treating her right.

Long story short, i get the filthiest kinky fuck i'd had up to that point in my life. A few months after, she ODs and dies. So, i more or less got away with the whole thing. Divorced anyways a few years later, so i'm glad i did it. I just wish the goth was still around for a quick fuck.

>ASL
female/21/USA
>About me
Yo, I'm just a chill girl looking for some fun and connections with guys who can keep the convo rolling. I'm all about that mix of gaming and artsy stuff – I love crafting miniatures and sometimes I dabble in photography. If you're into movies too, let's talk about the latest releases or your favorite cult classics. I'm open to whatever, whether it's a deep chat or something a bit more... stimulating right away. No pressure though, but if you're down, I'd love to exchange some steamy pics and see where it goes. Just so you know, I'm mostly an indoor person since I find it way easier to connect online. Hit me up if you're interested in some late-night talks or maybe a bit of online fun.
>Contact
Add me on 4nap: E-m-miblokz (just remove the spaces and dashes). Don’t be shy, I’m looking forward to it!

>>939694763 (OP)
I recently got priced out of eat-in restaurants around here thanks to the new places which replaced the old.

I pierced three girls genitals. I can't say why this is a big deal but it was. To this day i have girls asking for me to pierce them. I have said no ever since the first time. And piercing is not some code for sex. It's actual Jewellery

>>939702659
Do you work at a tattoo/piercing place?

>>939694763 (OP)
I’ve lied about every single confession on /b/. Oh God I love making up stupid sex stories

>>939694763 (OP)
>traveling for work
>been on a fitness kick
>go to a gym to keep my routine
>notice that it’s about 90% black people and the rest vary, but I’m like the only white male there
>go to use the shower so I can go out after, and not have to stop at the hotel
>walk in, undress, got a towel around my waist with soap in had
>turn the corner into the shower area
>big open shower area, maybe 12 shower heads in a square formation
>like 8-9 fit as fuck black dudes showering
>unsure if I should join, they all glanced at me as if I was an alien but say fuck it and stick to the plan
>get naked, join them, there was alot of chatter before I came in, now it’s silent
>my eyes wander while I’m showering and they all have big dicks, I’m pretty sure they’re soft and still huge
>get an accidental boner
>can’t really hide it so I try to shower faster
>heard “awh hell nah”
>look over my shoulder to see most of the guys looking at me and my erection
>basically get told off and made fun of for being erect
>feel so ashamed but horny
>ran out of the shower with my stiffy
>get dressed and hop in my car, go back to hotel
>can’t shake my horniness so I decide to jerk it
>scrolling and find bbc focused porn
>jerk off furiously, came very quick, and immediately hit with so much shame
>couldn’t understand why I got turned on around other naked guys
>why did it have to be black guys and why did they have to humiliate me
>ff to now and I admit to having a humiliation kink, but still no bbc kink. Don’t mind bbc, but not super into that
>pay to jerk off to girls making fun of me on live stream porn sites
>not larp

>>939707545
They said things like
“Bro get out of here with that shit bro”
“Get your lil ass up on out of here”
“Gayboy”
“Faggot ass”
Probably some other comments I’m forgetting now.

I'm significantly older than you and have had truly managed my sexual experiences. I've spent my money on wine, women, good quality clothes, heels and lingerie for them. Of course dined them. Best money I've ever spent. Relationships from months to years. No one here believes me when I share the truly amazing. And yes, I include some pictures.

>>939703069
I rather not say .. sorry..

>>939694763 (OP)
Since 2023 i have been secretly see both my next door neighbors for hookups. The wife has no clue her husbands Bi and the husband has no clue im fucking his wife. They work day and night so hooking up with both of them is easy. When i see the husbands car in the driveway i text him that i need some help with something in my Garage. He will come over and i let him fuck me till he shoots his load in me and im leaking cum from him fucking me. When his wife's home i will tap on the window and she will come out and walk her dog. We go in my house and fuck.. When were both good and satisfied she will go home . Nether of them have a clue that they are both cheating on each other with me. Both wanna keep this secret as they fear the worst . I have no issues keeping this a secret from each one of them as i am a fucking horny fuck and enjoy the sex i get out of this so i'll never say a fucking thing to ether of them about it. The funny part is they both feel that there being cheated on and have installed cams in there houses to ketch the other in the act lol.. Mind you nothings being done in there house and nether expect im the 3rd person in this lol.. truly crazy and at times i laugh listening to them telling me about how they know there being cheated on but can't prove it. But the second they do its over.. so many times i had to sit there and hide my face and not laugh.. i don't mean to be a dick or brash just think about this. and you will see why im laughing.. well hopefully .

>>939707772
(related) Enjoying Time at Home

>>939694763 (OP)
penis

I'm addicted to the feeling of women worshipping my cock because I'm so insecure and its a dealbreaker in relationships for me when dudes they've been with in the past have a bigger dick than me I have a banana curve downwards and it's like 8 inches and as thick as a toilet paper roll but I can literally never shake the feeling thats its gross and that I'll never pleasure a woman. I wait until they lost count of cumming to finally finish but only because I'm so intensely horrified of a bad performance because I've been shamed for it in the past. Im a good looking guy 6'4 no larp at last an 8/10 ectomorph body style skinny like a runway model nice really nice tight body Im a man and I get a lot of female attention but I cannot believe it unless theres a girl right in front of me telling me to my face. I can't tell any of my guy friends and I think I have fucked too many girls to go back to being a nerd like I used to and marrying a nice lady who is very attractive and smart because I'm worthless now. If this is a larp its very self pitying and i never talk about this to my guy friends because all they see are the results and me with many women, the women never know but my two girlfriends can probably guess thats how I feel because I open up in relationships and talk about how insecure I am. I will never admit this to everyone and my life is quite sad with women in it. I think nobody will ever love me for whats in my heart because they are stuck wanting corporeal things and not a partner to walk through life with and play quake. My mom was a whore and my dad was an idiot neither took care of me but their small glimpses in my life influenced me so horribly that I blame both of them.

>>939714178
why is it spinning into itself like the golden ratio

>>939694763 (OP)
I've always wondered why some people are so openly judgemental and so eager to pass moral judgement on others. It's like they're so afraid of being judged themselves that they have to make sure everyone else is judged. It's so hypocritical and so immoral.