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Anonymous No.939694799 [Report] >>939697474 >>939697671 >>939702180 >>939702245
Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest gunshot wounds. Leaky arteries can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works on fascists! Now you can repair wounds in necks and spines squirting blood without draining them! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency death, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big rifles can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the neck together, but it creates a super strong blood tight seal, so the inside is completely dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
Anonymous No.939697474 [Report]
>>939694799 (OP)
Ok i don't normally find these things funny.. But this photo made me fucking loose it .. seriously LMAO.. Your seriously fucked up lol.. but i guess so am i for laughing at it..
Anonymous No.939697671 [Report] >>939699522
>>939694799 (OP)
This has so much meme potential.

Can someone please turn it into a video with AI?

Prompt: Insert video of Kirk shot and bleeding, in comes Phil Swift and slaps the super strong waterproof tape.
Kirk gets up, bleeding has stopped and gives a thumbs up.

Background narration: " Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can...."
Anonymous No.939699522 [Report] >>939702214
>>939697671
Flex tape is a versatile tape that can be used for a variety of purposes, including repairing and sealing. It is made from a tough, flexible plastic material that is coated in a strong adhesive.
Anonymous No.939702180 [Report] >>939702231
>>939694799 (OP)
I've got a question for you. What's the best way to keep my cock from getting all floppy after I've had it in a girl's butt?
Anonymous No.939702214 [Report]
>>939699522
Thanks chatgpt
Anonymous No.939702231 [Report]
>>939702180
Think of men, faggot
Anonymous No.939702245 [Report]
>>939694799 (OP)
I beg your pardon?