Thread 939702187

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/_VYsCybhn0s?si=I7Rkin_AqlG3HuVe

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

Altair sent him something horrifying again, didn't he?

>pic related
>you can be considered cool and remember you're heckin' valid and they're schizos we're totally not absolutely insane for thinking we're women

so why are you dressing up as women?

do you know that's insane?

it's not so bad to just be cringe but you're also crossdressers.

i don't care what you do because you're mentally ill you think you're women or did if i make you change your stance on that

and yes all of you do
there's not a single one of you who aren't some femboy/trans mentally ill freak not a single one

the /b/ waifu threads is just a tranny hangout yea even this nigger is a bisexual faggot

fruity troons

i can't take a tranny group seriously everything you say falls flat because you want to cut your dick off

waiuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

>>939704123
another tranny

10 in a row lol
2.5 years wasted mindbroken and crying lol
don't post here much anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

>>939704192
no i didn't but neptune did plus you're a tranny

you are men in dresses
it's worth it to me to mock dudes in dresses who are pieces of shit

niggers are a full waste of life you will not breed
you have no womb

>>939704123
Aaaauuuuuhhhhh
>>939702187 (OP)
Seijaaaaa
Chiyo O when?

>>939705244
I have no idea actually.

>>939705244
Tranny

>>939705269
Her theme song is ingrained in my brain.
Chowa.

>>939706019
Nigger flirting with other posters again

>>939706019
Still no Seiun Sky.

hides neptune posts because it's never going to be anything but erping with the tranny cat who has age regression kink

i can turn of fappe time and it will also be a good thread because anons argue hypocritically about blogposts even though everyone blogposts and there's actually no waifufags it's 99% gay dudes posting avatars

>>939706731
We should do a fundraiser for your Seiun Sky.

>>939707265
This game would find a way to not let me even have her with the pity points.

where is Earth??? where is my wife??? where is my friend???

i have to keep 2 tabs open because whenever i don't it turns fappe time off and anon and i start going at eachother

a tranny he's alluded to this several times plus it's colby,ian,mi lu/sako/darwin/bc 30% of the time

>>939707486
you can literally stop orbiting anytime you pathetic schizo

see neptunia getting mad because i ignored him

you're a crossresser neptune ywnbaw schizo

remember when waifu threads were about waifus? neither do i

>>939707353
Look below you.
>>939707300
>>939707300
God that's gutwrenching.

>>939707537
How am i orbiting you're the fags who allegedly have serious relationships with drawings (you don't you're just gay dudes flirting with eachother)

>>939707710
O-oh! Erde!

>>939707710
Why do you wear women's clothes?

>>939707811
Found her?

>>939707811
Gey earth do you have a waifu? explain to me how your relationship is real and not schizophrenic

im here to fap to and talk about waifus not pretending im in a serious commitment with them
just and just because i upset you because i wasn't serious like you thought (i was just mocking tulpamancer earth) does not exclude me from the threads

you are not gatekeepers in anything but for the discord server which is just troons which i have no desire to be in because they're hypocrites talking about 25+ when the person who did that dated a 13yr old while 19

>>939707848
right here, by my side
>>939707883
I don't speak for all of Earth, you would have to inquire more people and things, but I think Earth is single. It's hard to tell, though, it's a planet, not sure how it works with them. There wouldn't be much difference if it was together with a human, for example.

>>939708338
and that's why i say you're a trollsona because you just made a drawing into a real person. that's what precious leaf did he had a gf and just said that person was the pokemon girl

>>939708338
Are you laying on the floor?
I've been curious about silk, I'd like to learn a bit more about the names and processes.

I'm gonna nap real hard.
>>939708554
Anzuuu

don't post here much anymore btw

what's that you want pictures of shit for 2hrs?

don't break the reply chain i don't want to read your flirtatious posts

i don't post here much anymore btw just ignore how im still blogging into a void and choosing to make a bitch of myself like usual

im going to my gooner game im feeling lucky about getting this electric stun agent

>>939708542
not directly. Silk cloth Sop2

>>939708663
based napper

>>939708338
hONK Honk

Good news! They caught Charlie Kirk's killer.

>>939710084
When I hear a car honk, I always get a somatic response and usually mutter "beep" to myself.

>>939710382
What the frick.
What somatic response?

>>939710230
cut yourself again so i can laugh at you

or make animal noises

lol
>https://voca.ro/1f64c1oA428C

who sells their asshole to niggers

i know who

dont post here much anymore btw

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow.Goodbye

Yeah I legit stopped caring once I got a copypasta of their goodbye post, l like to collect them once every schizo breaks and once I get it I stop caring about them.

i do collect them also

normal reaction to being made fun of

>>939712396
oh yea funny you say that very ironic actually

do you know why im hated?
guess who i made fun of

>>939710574
it's difficult to describe. Sweet/sugary tingling from my upper stomach to my chest, and I feel like smiling.
>>939712143
are you okay? is there something you wanna talk about anon? better times are ahead if you bear to stay around for them anon, it's not worth locking away your feelings.

>mwaifu stop being hypocritical (challenge literally IMPOSSIBLE)

literally every schizo on the board i made fun of and they want my attention

>>939712772
you are obscenely mentally ill

>>939712707
my feelings are shallow.
if you want to discuss character psychology in depth i have several to talk about since i analyzed everything in their sources to minute detail

maybe i missed some parts but idk i number objects in rooms etc make theories

i have to pick up some packages

theirs

>>939712870
funny i have a paper that says im not but gaslight away

>>939712707
Fair, fair. I sometimes get funny tingling sensations in my head when I hear a particular weatherwoman. Almost like a tingling of the brain.

>>939713230
sure, do you want to direct message me? I erected a burner discord to communicate with the pedos I meet on 4chan. You can join if you want.
>>939713431
post
also post 10$ you can do that right, you have 10$ right
>>939713554
Huh?? Is the that pretty?

>>939713840
I wouldn't say so. She's an older, mature lady. It's just her particular voice that does something to my brain, sometimes.

>>939714024
Earth is an older, mature lady too~

>>939714185
But not in the pictures.

>>939713840
No you can talk to neptune on that i have no attraction to children myself or humans in general
yes i know this is a joke post because le 4chan is pedo hangout (it kinda is)
my money is digital and i've shown that letter several times i'm cleared by medical professionals licensed by the government and im just a jerk to assholes

i'm predatory but not like that i said i was mean i constantly told akari

>>939714273
Well, Earth is just ~20 in galactic years, maybe it will look older in a few dozen billion years.
>>939714288
if I knew it was you Mayfag, I wouldn't have read. Go get a job.

>>939714568
i have a job what about you? butthurt faggot

>>939714545
Totally. You're way to big of a pussy to actually do anything.

>>939714674
Yea that's why i got locked up for assaulting people several times go cry me a river bitch

>>939714717
>I had a public tantrum and got a spanking from my cell mate bubba.
Yeah figures.

>>939714800
This fag thinks i wasn't bubba lol
i was the taker that's why they put me in supermax

not reading any of those

just fyi bubba is a white name
bubba was a white guy
you only hear bubba in south at that's segregated so yea bubba was a white dude fucking people but was a bad rap so they made it a black guy
watch shawshank the rapists are white

having this hard of a mental breakdown for this long is not very predatory lol

>>939714568
That sounds like made-up boloney!

>>939714982
then stfu
>>939715055
fuck off dog killer you're not impressing me by orbiting

mfkers just wanna shit up their circlejerk advertising me as their bully while taking potshot in their dresses haha lol

>>939715574
then stfu and stop smoking crack
you'll never get back

>>939715162
well, so is portraying Earth with human features

>>939715644
No u

i broke the fuck out of all the board schizos and they're so mad because i talk shit they constantly want my attention

so much for not posting here as much lmao

>>939716222
id literally add all the board schizos but these 2 work

>>939716295
why does sako orbit the threads? it was funny his server literally was just watching these threads 24/7
when someone said that's all they did i didn't believe it at first but it's literally true
wtf did yall do to him i remember someone saying they made fun of him

i believe he was the loona poster earth said she calmed down in discord something about he just wanted attention constantly

>>939716712
b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

i can think of something you did that definitely wasn't fiction though lol

mad cuz sucked sonos dick

yea neptune did cringe about being outed for sucking her gock in VR

>>939715920
...got me on that one.

>>939717954
why do they do that?
why are the people obsessed with me and sono?

>>939718187
Why cant you be a normal bitch and write 26 paragraphs and just post that and be done?

Erd

>>939718793
for 1 i have the biggest dick in the thread right now so not a bitch
>normal
my dick is too big

>>939718934
if you draw your mouth bigger i might be able to fit my whole cock in it

>>939719657
Why are you even trying to find it fuck out of here stupid fucking nigger
wasting effort finding meme images to get my attention like a fucking bitch flirting with me on the phone

>>939719815
You think I need a meme to get your attention? I just have to say Neptune and you'll sperg for days.

>>939720059
About as much as kicking a turd off the side walk. If it's not runny and I have time.

you have no idea about our beef
mentioning him will just make me laugh because he's a real tranny
i don't take him seriously or anyone that's trying to give me shit because i'll keep reminding them they did dumb shit not me

just keep obsessing you won't win this one

told ya

don't post here much anymore btw

one sided beef lol

I'm never coming back

I love my wife.

>>939721022
chat clip that

>>939721022
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>>939720609
all these stupid niggers shitting up a thread for what

Earth is cute

>>939721139
it's filled with shit
take what you want forgoe what you don't

i've never seen such a group of mindbroken niggers literally obsessed about someone posting in a thread they don't give a shit about

you don't have waifus so sanctity isn't it otherwise you'd bitch at eachother 24/7
you have discord and 4chan is dead i literally replaced the catalog for fun 3days ago

Did he make that post about himself?

>>939721383
no it's you and others now stfu clown go talk to your cabana boy

Bro is seething and I'm over here giggling like a schoolgirl with Anzu.

guy that posted an underage's cock for a year also saying he did nothing wrong and that everyone but him is the issue
lmao

>>939721535
schizo im not seething im just saying you don't have to shit up your own threads everyday because i talk shit about you taking dick and flirting with eachother

>>939721626
Why aren't you bitching at neptune he did it for 10yrs

>I'm not seething
>proceeds to seethe
I'm still laughing at this mind broken nigger (Anzu is too)

Not even I crawled after these online strangers when 4chan was down, TO ANOTHER WEBSITE. But you did. You need this every day, which is obvious to everyone reading your posts.
If this thread disappeared for two weeks you would kill yourself.

>>939721652
Because he ain't here but you are.

whatever shit won't change
>>939721734
nigger faggot go fuck a pillow
>>939721780
why do you talk like this?
>>939721793
he actually is

>>939721780
I wish this thread did disappear for 2weeks
actually go in the discord and say don't make a thread for 2weeks

>>939721857
didn't read
go flaunt your 0$ to someone who cares, I'm here for my waifu, send a formal apology to Neptune with genuine intent and I'll treat you like a human being.

>>939721780
GO IN THE DISCORD AND DONT MAKE A THREAD FOR 2weeks literally fuck off garbage threads
>>939721996
suck my cock schizo

Yes, let the butthurt flow...
>>939721780
lol based

>>939721857
That's right. He's in your the walls. Don't forget to duct tape your butthole. He's like diddy sneaky.

>>939722069
shit the schizo said id die if they didn't have threads im saying not to make them
i was telling the 8ch threads to go away then mordred told everyone i even talked to the board owner to get it taken down
>>939722071
its a meme
sono is everywhere i want even if he isn't

>>939722032
didn't read
isn't it weird how I can instantly tell it's you? you are the only man in this thread who's so galactically childish and immature that it sticks out like a sore thumb.
I was better at everything you do in this thread when I was 12, "trolling", "talking shit", and pretending to be smart or of age. And inflating nothingburgers into "evidence", as well.

Didn't read plus Anzu makes more money than you.

>>939722263
why you still here?
>>939722373
Then shit gtfo why are you shitting up the thread?

>n-n-no you
omg so pathetic and sad, someone get this alchie a drink!
Anzu and I about to enjoy a nice long weekend of relaxation.

>>939722420
didn't read.
I assume it's something like "why don't you then?", because I actually have better things in my life than that.
Oh and, I know you read every word of these. I paid attention.

i'm gonna do talk to text because I cannot type this shit out
Get out of the thread what the fuck is your problem I'm just shit posting
You don't have waifus
Fuck your circle jerk

Good job guys you made the schizo lose his cool...

>>939722526
that means you're reading

retard

anzu won btw

>>939722596
that's obvious enough

>>939722560
who earth yea he's making death wishes being vile going back on his "i'll never give up on an earthling" again

proof?

It really is that easy.

>>939722672
I want to never reach zero hands to another Earthling. It's not because everyone should be like that, but because Earth chan, a nihilist bastard, spent about two decades never giving me up. When anon rages, I just return the favor to an old friend, it's not a question of whether the end result is worth it for me. You didn't give up too early talking to someone insane, it's just that I'm insane as well, I love the Earth you know, the general public, the World. I bet if it was about helping Jill, our roles would be reversed, where I would eventually give up, but you would go any length.

im the only person on the planet earth says he hates

hate is the name of the machine and you will hate its all everyone ends up being here

you are vile and despicable creatures only caring about who licks your ass and so human

reminder that maysissy posted underage cock lol
he knows irrefutable evidence against him exists because it's literally the one (1) thing the archive he's afraid to post again or talk about
lol imagine doing something that stupid because you were made fun of lmao

>>939723046
where is it?

I said all I felt like.

Post cute waifu pls.
Sorry for engaging with the garbage. I tried attaching Earth chan pics that I like and make me feel happy just seeing her.
>>939722781
No idea what the context to quoting this is, but, my hands are still here. Mayfag never even for a split second shows any intent of taking them, is all.

I am always and at all times anyone's Earthfag. And if anyone wants to add me on discord for whatever conversation, I'm always open to that until my account stops existing. And if anyone wants to have any kind of posts with me here on 4chan I am always open to that until I get banned. There is nothing I won't try, even when interests are directly conflicting between 2 Earthlings that want my time, I will try my best until I perish. My human limits exist to be exhausted while helping Earth chan, and you should never feel alone on such a beautiful and always partying little planet, not on the one that raised me and taught me how to smile.

>>939723046
better tell that to neptune

kwab

earth won lol

nah he became vile to attack another "earthling" completely opposite of his supposed view to be neutral
>>939723080
mask off

wah wah wah (this is what you sound like)

>>939723080
look at her spin

Hey guys! It's Nep! I heard some faggot wanted to suck my cock.

>>939723367
no im smiling because i made another hater
everyone here is a sociopath and fake as fuck
they can gargle my jizz and swallow it with their "friendship"


full content and they're just bitching because i talk shit https://archived.moe/b/thread/905665758/#905679211

>>939723285
If you're referring to the 12 year old girl that I had sex with I will be 16 soon. If you're referring to my trip to the hospital I would like to talk about it.

>>939723661
what? i wouldn't bring that up here they publicly talk bad about it but accept it in private

don't post here much anymore btw

more insane rambling from the retard...

IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN FRIDAY BITCHES

>>939724380
Blow your brains out faggot suck my dick

>>939724380
rolling

>>939724548
all shit

see how god awful this thread is?
it's because the tards keep shitting it up because i tell them they're gay and suck dick

>>939724548
uhh anon?
>>939724477
another post about me

>>939724791
So open your mouth so i can give it to you
my meats big so open wide

>>939724380
rolloing

>>939724880
hey may why are you so obsessed with me anyway?

>>939724955
that's not how it works!!!!

remember when he said he was never posting on 4chan ever again
lmao

>>939724993
I got dubs, give me something

>>939724955
you learn your lesson that if you want this "nice" facade to talk shit without images like everyone else.
it breaks the immersion and reminds people you're just some rp discord jagoff when you don't

>>939725041
*slaps your ass*

>>939724972
beg me for another picture nigger that's never made me get irritated before

lol

>>939725209
you couldn't even do this one right lol
like how dumb even are you?

>>939725275
it wasn't how you felt before because you asked for it specifically

flip flop niggers

>>939725329
I gave you the easiest job and you failed to even do that, it's honestly kind of hilarious

>>939725360
you didn't give me any job it was already made i just gave you a jpg and fullscreen because fuck you ungrateful nigger

>>939725401
wow no need for name calling

that's why i don't make shit for people i doit for myself because they're ungrateful

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