If I eat the log will I be frowned upon for eternity??? Or will I change into a beautiful butterfly that frolicks…idk it’s scary to even think about it…
>>939717937 (OP)
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! My anus is like that egg layer thing in aliens. I just cant stop farting upright logs all over the floor of my unfinished basement. The whole house reeks like an outhouse.