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Anonymous No.939725485
/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/QwGZv9DAHvU?si=W9C8xKTTOkDI0wbs

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun
Anonymous No.939725551
shit thread
Anonymous No.939725556 >>939725687 >>939735136
*bzzt*
>>939725091
didn't read
let me repeat: I looked up twice to see if these people evacuated to 8 when 4chan was gone, and you were there both times. You came crawling back like a little bitch to those you supposedly hate because, unlike me, you couldn't live a week without their attention.
Your actions speak far louder than your retarded textwalls, and the fact is just that you live in this thread. If you had even a single other thing going on in your life that you care about or brings you joy you simply wouldn't spend this much time here. You would have long left.
I can't even imagine being this lonely.
I can't even imagine living in your hellish life.
I can't begin to imagine holding onto a hatred for Neptune for so long and being too much of a pussy to man up to it, I can't begin to imagine having to wrap yourself in so much bullshit just to stay psychologically afloat.
You need therapy, not more 4chan injected directly into the vein on your forehead. You need to let people into your life and learn to love again OR YOU WILL DIE.
I won't reply to anything else you say today, no matter how much you sperg out. I'll just go to bed in a few and I will forget you exist like I do every night. That bed belongs to me and le Earth, and if you so desperately want to be nobody to me, then you will be.
>inb4 "d-didn't read!"
sure buddy, that's why you have been seething for 2.5 years, because you know how to let go. That's why you're an alcoholic, that's why you choose to do your midlife crisis here, because you can control your impulses.
>>939725193
thx
*dies*
Anonymous No.939725611 >>939725635
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKER
Anonymous No.939725635 >>939725699
Anyway, here's Earth chan. I've embarassed myself so badly in the past so many times, and usually this makes me recoil and try to escape and hide from whatever I did, but not when it's about my feelings for Earth chan.
Earth chan can never leave, I can never sacrifice her for a little this or that. I've never had anything that important in my life, anyone I would say I "love", but then I saw her.
>>939725611
stop working, start drinking
Anonymous No.939725687
>>939725556
There you go being a hateful twat
you really turned lol
wasting all that typing on someone who doesn't give a shit and is just glad you learned to hate again
Anonymous No.939725699 >>939725821 >>939725826
>>939725635
Drinking is cringe, look what it's done for mayfag
Anonymous No.939725821 >>939725910
>>939725699
yeah but like, what if Earth chan wanted to drink with me?
Anonymous No.939725826 >>939725910
>>939725699
yayah arent you ex alcoholic
still attending AA
Anonymous No.939725910 >>939725950 >>939726271
>>939725821
Follow your heart
>>939725826
You never answered me last thread, are you a coward?
Anonymous No.939725950 >>939726011
im not even actually an alcoholic because i haven't drank in like a week
if i was i'd be drinking 24/7
shit that'd probably keep me from calling you faggots all day
>>939725910
i didn't see post again
Anonymous No.939726011 >>939726141
>>939725950
why are you gay?
Anonymous No.939726132
fucking got em
Anonymous No.939726141 >>939726319
>>939726011
because my life is worry free and i can spend years shit posting and making people unhappy with me who have no impact on my life and life's only getting better despite getting older
Anonymous No.939726271 >>939726319
>>939725910
SHE IS MY HEART
Anonymous No.939726319 >>939726469 >>939726582
>>939726141
keep telling yourself that babe
>>939726271
light of your life even?
Anonymous No.939726371 >>939726582
an impact on your life has definitely been made and it's entirely your own fault lmao
Anonymous No.939726403 >>939726469
meh
Anonymous No.939726469 >>939726748
>>939726319
my light... and my shadow,,, and babe!! babe!! bb
>>939726403
nn. When she lies down, maybe her pillow flips automatically
Anonymous No.939726582 >>939726748
if i didn't turn on everyone so quickly and had let everyone in my life and know everything about me man i might've had a mental breakdown because i would have been at a sunk cost like realm and probably much worse because imagine all my shitposting turning into something people paraded around like "look what we got from this faggot"
>>939726319
nah it's true i been in really bad spots and it's literally only been getting better like dude i was homeless and shit breaking into rental vans in oakland now i got my own crib
>>939726371
yes i take accountability for my actions what many people don't but it's not a bad impact because i found some dickheads to laugh at
Anonymous No.939726633 >>939726942 >>939726958
Anonymous No.939726748 >>939726958
>>939726469
oh baby my baby, should you not be looking at the inside of your eyelids
>>939726582
yah sure dude whatever you say lol
Anonymous No.939726815 >>939726922
>i take accountability for my actions
you absolutely do not lmao
Anonymous No.939726922
maybe that makes me a sociopath to think
"these are genuine pieces of shit it's ok to see them rant about getting sick and houses burning, dogs dying etc and rub it in their faces"
idk if it does but so be it
>>939726815
yes i do but i dont need to say sorry to some faggot who doesn't care. mi lu wasn't underage btw seriously ill look it up where he says he's 18
Anonymous No.939726942 >>939727011
>>939726633
There she is
Anonymous No.939726958 >>939727011 >>939727317
good night World
>>939726633
imagine if she smiled
>>939726748
yeah, goodnight anon
Anonymous No.939727011 >>939727317
>>939726958
Good night.
>>939726942
What is a waifu?
Anonymous No.939727317 >>939727442
>>939726958
check ya later nerd
>>939727011
a girl you have no hope of ever getting with but you still are obsessed with her anyway
Anonymous No.939727442 >>939727634
>>939727317
That sounds weirdly specific.
Anonymous No.939727497 >>939727699
LMAO
Anonymous No.939727587 >>939727699
>kneesocks claimed
Anonymous No.939727634 >>939727699
>>939727442
do you have a rebuttal?
Anonymous No.939727699 >>939727783 >>939728666
>>939727497
What are you laughing about.
>>939727587
You may have a point.
>>939727634
Yes.
Anonymous No.939727783 >>939727975
>>939727699
Well?
Anonymous No.939727799 >>939727909 >>939727930
>18 and drinking big man
also
(2017.12.30 - 23:17:55) Sepulchrave: I use my library card to borrow DVD's. Am 1 old?
(2017.12.30 - 23:17:56) Captain_Crutches: whew are YOU underage
(2017.12.30 - 23:18:15) (mi lu): Not anymore
(2017.12.30 - 23:18:15) Captain_Crutches: you really are a little shit aren't you
(2017.12.30 - 23:18:23) (mi lu): My 18th birthday passed
Anonymous No.939727909 >>939727963
>>939727799
Anonymous No.939727930
>>939727799
september 2017

18+ dawgs
Anonymous No.939727963
>>939727909
Anonymous No.939727975 >>939728015 >>939728245 >>939728719
I wish I had my own obssesive fan that thought about me 25/8, Neptune is so lucky man...

>>939727783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seXuc4PRP9c&pp=ygUTbnVoIHVoIHNvdW5kIGVmZmVjdA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.939728015
>>939727975
heh nah i cleared my name foremost and unfortunately his also.
Anonymous No.939728245 >>939728382 >>939728546
>>939727975
you called?
Anonymous No.939728382 >>939728605
>>939728245
I should have made an screenshot of that phrase from that one Megaman game when I had the chance.
Anyways what the fuck do you mean "you called". What are you implying with that.
Anonymous No.939728502
just got annoying having people constantly bugging me
im guilty of some bad shit but not that ever
Anonymous No.939728546
>>939728245
Hi sono
Anonymous No.939728605 >>939728620 >>939728754
>>939728382
I don't understand what you mean
I'm not implying a thing
Anonymous No.939728620
>>939728605
hi sono
Anonymous No.939728666 >>939728748 >>939728754
>>939727699
About what?
Anonymous No.939728719 >>939728754
>>939727975
retard
Anonymous No.939728748
>>939728666
trips
you can't say
Anonymous No.939728754 >>939728775 >>939728826 >>939728936
>>939728605
Its just me rambling, pay no mind.
Yes you are, and I dont like it.
>>939728666
Backgrounds might be easier to draw than characters.
>>939728719
Just like you like me.
Anonymous No.939728775 >>939728921
>>939728754
here I was thinking you wanted a serious answer
Anonymous No.939728805 >>939728915 >>939728921
I don't care enough to notice to be honest.
Anonymous No.939728825
oh now i got the charlie kirk killer thing
i don't pay attention to politics it's all faggots

italian assassin note

might've not even been probably just assassin creed edge lorde
Anonymous No.939728826 >>939728921
>>939728754
Damned right. Living creatures are wiggly, nature is relatively rigid.
What brought on the revelation?
Anonymous No.939728915
>>939728805
i don't even they just saw the name and assumed
i just hide your first post like i will now and hopefully they stop talking about that shot both of us did
Anonymous No.939728921 >>939729020 >>939729968
>>939728775
Dont misunderstand me, I did, kind of, its just that there was an oportunity and I wanted to use it.
With that being said, when you said that answer, were you talking about yourself?
>>939728826
I went to the coast to watch the sea and I gave some thought to it.
>>939728805
Damn.
Anonymous No.939728936 >>939729115
>>939728754
what was the phrase
I'm not implying anything I said what I said
Anonymous No.939729020 >>939729115
>>939728921
Wonderful. Try it sometimes. The dirty hippie in you will be thankful.
The sea especially is very calming to paint. Draw it out even.
Anonymous No.939729107 >>939729968
Anonymous No.939729115 >>939729365 >>939729482
>>939728936
"You called", thats it, its just that its funny in the context of the game.
Alright, what did you mean by that then.
>>939729020
Ive been thinking about it, watching some drawings I get the impression "this dude just wanted to draw a background, he added an anime girl on it just to sell it to his fanbase", Ive thought of doing the same, maybe that way I wont have to worry about making weird perspective work or something like that.
Its nice to live within a walkable distance of the sea to be honest.
Anonymous No.939729138
>939727909
Bonneville Salt Flats of Northwestern Utah!!!
Anonymous No.939729175
now i have to make an image of all that information together in one.
annoying anons fucking niggers i should fuck bant glowwies up
Anonymous No.939729365 >>939729413
>>939729115
Its understandable. Its kind of a best of both worlds scenario. Backgrounds are where its at man, very comforting. Throwing a character into a scene is fun two.
The everyday, the slice of life.
Anonymous No.939729413
>>939729365
Maybe I will give it a try after Im finished with the thing Im working on.
Anonymous No.939729422
Anonymous No.939729482 >>939729584
>>939729115
ok I need to see it with full context
if you had called
Anonymous No.939729584 >>939729976
>>939729482
Its just me being stupid, the game where its from its very janky, has weird dialogue and the character that says its a tryhard bitch. Its brainrot, thats it.
What do you mean?
Anonymous No.939729968 >>939730152
>>939728921
I wouldn't fault you for that
No of course not. I wouldn't even say it's a particularly good answer.
>>939729107
lol
Anonymous No.939729976 >>939730152
>>939729584
I see
if you called one of your fans
what did you lose when your pc crashed?
Anonymous No.939730013
i can still say you're gay crossdressing faggots
because you are

i still reign supreme half you fags live with family
Anonymous No.939730152 >>939730407 >>939731810
>>939729968
So you wont?
Who were you talking about then?
>>939729976
What fans.
A lot of coloring and stuff from the thing I am working on.
Anonymous No.939730406
Anonymous No.939730407 >>939730584
>>939730152
the fans
what thing are you working on?
Anonymous No.939730457
i still hold the opinion me and mordred are best looking
Anonymous No.939730584
>>939730407
There are no fans but the one I have in the furnace that is my room. God Im so hot, it spits hot air and Im sweating with the thing right on my face.
Its ultra secret, I cant really say.
Anonymous No.939730743
rory never changed gay fauxhawk
Anonymous No.939731056
Anonymous No.939731181
here he is
Anonymous No.939731238
have you seen this man?

well now you have :)
Anonymous No.939731396
i just want to cum on your toys of big breasted anime gurls
Anonymous No.939731483
i want to shove my dick in your onaholes the ones with the vegey and the pooper hole
Anonymous No.939731521 >>939731570 >>939731810
Anonymous No.939731570
>>939731521
Ting Tang Walla Walla bing bang ooh EE ting tang Walla Walla bing bang
MONKEY
Anonymous No.939731588
https://2dpill.me/index.php

come join the anime virgin waifu forum
Anonymous No.939731693
Anonymous No.939731810 >>939732029
>>939730152
Nah
People who have 3d waifus
>>939731521
Anonymous No.939732029 >>939733023 >>939733540
>>939731810
Why would anyone want a 3D waifu?
Anonymous No.939733023
>>939732029
gamers
Anonymous No.939733540
>>939732029
I have no idea but I wanted to answer the question with them in mind
Anonymous No.939733744
i want to put my cock right on your face and just drip cum on your lips while you kiss your wife
Anonymous No.939733878
i want to get dirt nasty with julianna stingray
Anonymous No.939733962
anal for mordred
Anonymous No.939734080
pass on yumeko just too round
Anonymous No.939734271 >>939735697
your waifus probably wouldn't even fuck most of you
Anonymous No.939735136
>>939725556
>if these people evacuated to 8 when 4chan was gone, and you were there both times. You came crawling back like a little bitch to those you supposedly hate because, unlike me, you couldn't live a week without their attention.

i was there before them i was on end also but i been there for years. i'm the 2nd post in the 1st thread literally telling it to stay dead that's not wanting attention and they literally began talking about me because im rent free

>Your actions speak far louder than your retarded textwalls, and the fact is just that you live in this thread.
i shitpost

>If you had even a single other thing going on in your life that you care about or brings you joy you simply wouldn't spend this much time here. You would have long left.
LMAO SELF OWN MUCH?
FUCKING RETARD


>I can't even imagine being this lonely.
>I can't even imagine living in your hellish life.
lifes good and i don't feel loneliness it's just something i don't do but you're a normalfag you don't understand

>I can't begin to imagine holding onto a hatred for Neptune for so long and being too much of a pussy to man up to it, I can't begin to imagine having to wrap yourself in so much bullshit just to stay psychologically afloat.
He's trans simple

>You need to let people into your life and learn to love again OR YOU WILL DIE.
YOU ARE A NORMALFAG NO I DONT

>I won't reply to anything else you say today, no matter how much you sperg out. I'll just go to bed in a few and I will forget you exist like I do every night. That bed belongs to me and le Earth, and if you so desperately want to be nobody to me, then you will be.
Lol

>inb4 "d-didn't read!"
>sure buddy, that's why you have been seething for 2.5 years, because you know how to let go. That's why you're an alcoholic, that's why you choose to do your midlife crisis here, because you can control your impulses.

let it out you hateful twat
:)))
xD
Anonymous No.939735697
>>939734271
i am not a bot
i am a human

you can post whatever you want
i can't stop you

so there

fuck off
>you can't post porn
i am not a trip
so what?
Anonymous No.939735901 >>939736074
once again keep in mind he's choosing to believe mi liu of all people
lmao
Anonymous No.939736074
>>939735901
the 18 big man isn't from him it's from his ex
Anonymous No.939736423 >>939736555
you cannot be this stupid
Anonymous No.939736555
>>939736423
why do you want him to be born
on september 19th 2003?
Anonymous No.939737996
combinechrist heads off
https://youtu.be/sOd7SOZTMsU?si=IzXXXC0wug_5E9ET
Bring out the guillotine
I tried to take a deep breath
I swear, all I feel is pain
I pause, and try to reflect
All I can think is, "Off with their heads!"
(Bring out the guillotine)
Heads off!
Anonymous No.939738372
still can't believe bitchass nigger says to do everything but waifufag in a waifu thread
that's the definitive proof he's just a trollsona
mask the fuck off
he was main dude talking shit the entire time

>i'm just a virgin but find someone to love outside
nigger if you was actually a waifufag you wouldn't say that
he's so fake that makes me want to piss on this place more like i'd understand if you were serious but it's an avatarfag farce

i enjoy pissing on it also
Anonymous No.939738734
wuhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.939739025 >>939739046
holy schizo
Anonymous No.939739026
istg everyone who has discord is insufferable and suck eachother cock 24/7
Anonymous No.939739046
>>939739025
all those images are posters btw
Anonymous No.939739131 >>939739190
going to go with false on that one
Anonymous No.939739190
>>939739131
nah they are
but they're dated
Anonymous No.939739270
it's from "guess who's the waifu" or "meet the waifus" troll was around
Anonymous No.939739285 >>939739316
>still won't post shizuru dox
zero reason to believe you lol
Anonymous No.939739316
>>939739285
Anonymous No.939739412
bro will dig in the archives to find a picture of someone that literally cannot be proven is that person
lol
Anonymous No.939739468
but is too afraid to look for or talk about the year of him posting underage cock because he knows he did indeed do that unlike 95% of the shit he talks about other people doing
Anonymous No.939739723
You couldn't come up with a situation like this even under heavy drug use, this shit is incredible lmao