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Anonymous No.939736386 [Report] >>939736454 >>939736595 >>939736754 >>939736996 >>939736999 >>939737125 >>939737779 >>939738025 >>939738134 >>939738264
Charlie K-ACK's wife admitted it, he died doing what he loves: making heaven crowded
Anonymous No.939736454 [Report] >>939737082
>>939736386 (OP)
>kirk stood up for what he believed and said it openly in a country of free speech and has been martyred by another basket case with access to something he defended. The gun didnt shoot kirk, the triggerman did.
Anonymous No.939736482 [Report] >>939736538 >>939737475 >>939737990
Can someone explain why she was celebrating the day before his death? Bear in mind she only has 44 tweets.
Anonymous No.939736538 [Report]
>>939736482
Don't dig too deep. That evil woman he was married to will get you a fresh Kirk hole too.
Anonymous No.939736595 [Report] >>939737553
>>939736386 (OP)
She promises to keep the Turning Point grift going in Chuck's place. The spice must flow . . .
Anonymous No.939736707 [Report]
I mean as long as heaven doesn't get over 144,000 I think we're good. Unless it's getting close to full, in which case, it may be time...
Anonymous No.939736754 [Report]
>>939736386 (OP)
She didn't even care he died. More proof this is all a set up. Charlie was asked take the fall to avoid epstein files being released.
Anonymous No.939736996 [Report] >>939737267
>>939736386 (OP)
I've been telling people that, while celebrating Kirk getting pretty much exactly what he deserved, I have sympathy for his wife and kids.

I didn't mean it and now she went full retard too. Damn, you just can't keep these cockroaches down.

New target acquired, I guess.
Anonymous No.939736999 [Report] >>939737267
>>939736386 (OP)
did this bitch put a custom lectern next to her podcast desk to deliver her husband's eulogy
Anonymous No.939737067 [Report]
Social media is fucking cancer
Anonymous No.939737082 [Report] >>939737233
>>939736454
he espoused hate and racist filth
Anonymous No.939737125 [Report]
>>939736386 (OP)
was there a big sloppy puddle of BBC cum behind the lectern when she finished?
Anonymous No.939737233 [Report]
>>939737082
let's all start claiming our political opposites espouse hate and racism, then we can kill each other without actually needing to do the difficult job of thinking
Anonymous No.939737267 [Report]
>>939736999
And delivered it with blue backlit LED podcaster lighting

>>939736996
She is clearly suffering from shock and sleep deprivation, but the entire time she is doing that unhinged crooked smile laughing whispering thing and is clearly seeing red about the whole ordeal
Anonymous No.939737317 [Report] >>939737389 >>939739156
lel
Anonymous No.939737389 [Report]
>>939737317
Justin Trudeau's dead?!?
Anonymous No.939737475 [Report]
>>939736482
It's always interesting how these pseudo-Christians often turn to the Old Testament for Bible quotes rather than the words of their supposed Lord and Savior.
Anonymous No.939737546 [Report] >>939737748
Anonymous No.939737553 [Report] >>939737705
>>939736595
>grift
opinion disregarded
Anonymous No.939737705 [Report]
>>939737553
Oh no, is he cooked anon? Did you cook him? Is he cookederino?
Anonymous No.939737748 [Report]
>>939737546
It's always fucking Nancy Mace. Of course I'm sure it has jack shit to do with how much like an unconvincing "mtf" tranny she looks.
Anonymous No.939737779 [Report] >>939737818
>>939736386 (OP)
She already is fucking the big dicked negroid who lives next door.
Anonymous No.939737818 [Report]
>>939737779
stop fantasizing about everyone else being into your bbc/cuck fetish
Anonymous No.939737990 [Report]
>>939736482
Some people think this means that she's pregnant, and Charlie and her were preparing to announce it on the 15th.
Anonymous No.939738025 [Report] >>939738083 >>939738147
>>939736386 (OP)
Serious question: do evangelicals actually believe that when people die, they have to wait in some long ass line to get into this really awesome place called heaven while St Peter goes through a nice/naughty list and decides who to let inside, and then once they get through the pearly gates they have to wait their turn to get a big hug from Jesus? Or do they at least accept that *some* of the Biblical content is purely metaphorical?

For the record, I am a Christian.
Anonymous No.939738083 [Report] >>939738209
>>939738025
Do they get to suck Jesus cock too? Or just a hug?
Anonymous No.939738134 [Report] >>939738173
>>939736386 (OP)
Only a matter of time. A woman's got to pay her bills somehow.
Anonymous No.939738147 [Report] >>939738334
>>939738025
I'm in the weird position of being able to answer that, at least partly. The position I'm most accustomed to seeing expressed is that the dead "sleep" until the ultimate mass resurrection but that the period spent in the ground or an urn feels like no time to them at all.
Anonymous No.939738173 [Report]
>>939738134
I'm pretty sure she won't have to worry about money ever again, she'll continue running Turning Point and have a large number of conservatives supporting her
Anonymous No.939738209 [Report]
>>939738083
I don't recall anything in the Bible about Jesus accepting blowjobs from heavenly followers, but I suppose evangelicals could always add it to the canon.
Anonymous No.939738264 [Report]
>>939736386 (OP)
Way to have no soul anon.
Anonymous No.939738334 [Report] >>939738519 >>939738550
>>939738147
Ok, so they think they're instantaneously beamed up into a blissful place where they can hang with Jesus?

They need to learn about the nature of time.
Anonymous No.939738519 [Report]
>>939738334
I was going to say that I don't think I've ever seen him make a single post about politics.
Anonymous No.939738550 [Report] >>939738602 >>939738610
>>939738334
They're restored and receive "glorified bodies", at least according to (Pastor) Doug Batchelor. From what I can tell he's a pretty well-known authority, at least when it comes to religious matters.
Anonymous No.939738602 [Report] >>939738926
>>939738550
So they become part of the matrix or something? They become like agent smith? Or a synthetic life form?
Anonymous No.939738610 [Report] >>939738882 >>939738926
>>939738550
>They're restored and receive "glorified bodies"
And he believes this because... ?
Anonymous No.939738882 [Report] >>939738971
>>939738610
Because they need it to feel comfortable in this world. Like us scientists that believe in the scientific method to find human progress, or that the universal constants are constants, in the end we can only prove we are wrong, still the best method we got.
Anonymous No.939738926 [Report]
>>939738602
From his account they're constantly happy and eat extremely tasty fruits.
>>939738610
That's just how churchies are, anon. I'm not one myself but I'd a notion that more neutral language would best serve the subject.
Anonymous No.939738971 [Report]
>>939738882
>Like us scientists that believe in the scientific method
It's not like this at all tho. Scientists rely on experimentation and empirical evidence to reinforce beliefs, not mere words.

Not to mention the fact that most Christians interpret scripture with the critical thinking skills of prepubescent children.
Anonymous No.939739156 [Report]
>>939737317
don't recall him dying in a US flag dress tbh