Thread 939737206

gonna be 600 pounds before I know it

I want to be as fat as you. What is your diet?

>>939737206 (OP)
Nice tits

>>939737264
typical fatty things. cheeseburgers, pizza, any sort of fried food. pasta. plus a ton of junk food. drink soda like its water.

>>939737325
they are pretty huge

>>939737206 (OP)
That is because you aren't active and busy. Like me son. Like me.
Leave your place and walk. Walk and listen to music or podcasts or just listen to the sounds of the world around you but walk. If you don't have anywhere to walk then just walk to places, streets, sidewalks that you've never walked before. That should be damn near 100% of your town.
Do this everyday. You do have time to do this much walking because you do that much sitting.
I'll join you. I need to get back down to pre-apnea weight. I'm refuse to use a CPAP/VPAP.
Also, unless you are huffing gas, trash the whip cream. There is nothing that you or I should be eating that requires whip cream.

>>939737412
i eat whipped cream straight from the can on the reg

>>939737344
>drink soda like its water.
I always lmao at fats that can't even drink a glass of water. Removing liquid calories is one of the first steps towards weight loss but they can't overcome that.
Oh well, I can't make fun of lardos since I'm an alcy.

>>939737570
>on the reg
My man, I was trying to be charitable. Everyone can see you do that.

>>939737206 (OP)
Stop being an attentionfaggot about it anon, you're free to eat yourself to death but have the courtesy to do it in private.

>>939737206 (OP)
How did you get fat? Did Daddy make you a good boy or did mommy scold you for having a penis? Maybe it was plain old drunks that like to punch. Where did your eating come from you ugly loser?

Can you give an honest estimate of what you eat a day? And we can guess how many calories. Just from the look of you I'd say you're consuming 4000 to 6000 calories a day.

>>939737206 (OP)
You should pull up a chair and eat every single thing in your fridge.

>>939737731
God Damn. YOU sound like the one that needs help.

>>939737746
thats probably close. i'm sure some days I hit 10k.

>>939738648
If you're drinking lots of soda and alcohol you may be approaching that but probably not quite. Still, nigga you fat.

I hosted a fat friend for half a week recently. I'm thin and none of my family was fat so I didn't realize how much of a burden fat people can be just by being around.
The smells they produce and the amount of times they shit are reason enough to not invite any into your home.

>>939737206 (OP)
I have heard that "chubby chasers" like to be sat on while the fatty they enable eats so they can feel them gaining additional weight but I've always wondered what actual substance there might be to the claim.

>>939739317
i'd be down for it.