Thread 939784581

s/fur

Sleepy Time Edition

Everyone in this thread is asleep.

You're either dreaming this thread right now or else you're a figment of some other anon's dream.

>>939784659
I hope I'm in the magic cat dream

Naylor draws some fantastic smooth plump balls.

Homosexual

very gay

wtf

/g/ really was ground zero for modern troonism

Cat do you keep darwin in a cage? and not just the gay kind

>>939785236
I'm a cat, he's a rat. A cage or a prison have many meanings.

>>939785370
creepy

hello, Rat

>>939785962
Mwah.

i hope cat has, a wonderful evening

>evening
>8am
>wonderful

your evening is coming, just you wait cat

The evening never happened if I take a nap during it.

>>939786938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcFzM2otYI

Like Videodrome.

What is this obscure reference lol.

I bet you don't even now what Fantastic Planet is!

But none of those are obscure.

Ask someone who is not a nerd what those are and you will have your answer.

I just returned from outside, though.

WHAT DID YOU DO OUTSIDE?

You know, stuff.

>select this pic to meh
>dead spider drops off ceiling right infront of my keyboard
>misses coffee by cm
I'm awake now

>>939789496
ARGH!

I HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED. ARREST THIS MAN.

>>939789609
sorry police got defunded, would you like a complaint form?

>keys drop out of pocked
>slide between parts of the couch
>cannot be reached without disassembling couch
WHY

>>939789668
I'm going to have you write up that complaint form.

>>939790034
You would be surprised at the amount of things being said that could be reported to HR where I work.

>>939790316
Israel controls the American government. Al-Quaida, Isis, Hamas are created by the American government to excuse wars to take over the middle-east. Trump should have the ability to use executive commands to execute criminals. All transsexuals are mentally disordered and should be in mental asylums. Russia is justified in invading Ukraine because European leaders want to expand Nato and have an ambition to invade Russia. Homosexuals shouldn't be able to marry because marriage is an vow between woman and man. Etc

None of that surprises me. I thought it would be something like one of them had confessed to wanking before giving someone else a handshake or something.

>>939790548
This has come up in a previous job lol. I have been told that this older man would bring toilet paper with him during his work rounds and sometimes get horny and rub one out during the breaks.

WOOP WOOP
IT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

the ocean is quite horny in my area lol

>>939794333
What does Newcastle look like?

>>939792390
fucking lol

floof

dream of familiar places, faces

Not beating the allegations.

Well, I meant for that trip to take about three hours less.
Now I'll have to clean my bathroom at night.
Can't postpone it to tomorrow or later either.

>>939788045

eyes like sapphire

>>939790499
>Israel controls the American government. Al-Quaida, Isis, Hamas are created by the American government to excuse wars to take over the middle-east.

If that's true, why did America lose?

>>939784697

Aww, thanks.

No magic cat dreams tonight.

I had a dream that I was a werewolf and a 40-something Samuel L. Jackson had just broken me out of prison.

When asked how I could repay him, he said, "Just don't let me get eaten." (A reference to the way his characters almost always die in movies where the antagonist is a wild animal.) As soon as he had said that, an evil werewolf reached his claw out from behind the bushes and fatally slashed him across the back.

Dreams of violencia

>>939784967
Cute pet.

>>939801619

I don't really get the attraction to her, but I'm in no position to judge.

Man, good thing it's almost tuesday, I'm getting increasingly nervous and it's starting to be a problem.

I'll also have to remove all furry images from my living room today.

>>939802813
trying to hide your depravity?

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/X_6O209OAI8

nick = homosex

>>939803408
Yeah, I'd rather not explain to my parents what a Renamon is.
Or why she has her tits out.

>turned on the steam cooker without water again
ah shite

done toasted the tatos

>>939803973
ur a tato

>>939803999
trips of troof

>>939805068

>eatig

My sportsball team is playing better than my friends team

mmm potat