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Anonymous No.939787919 >>939788046
That's how you do it
>Be me
>Retarded faggot
>At school
>Anon could you stand up and tell the class a fact about you
>Stupid fucking bitch
>Fine
>Stand up
>Clear throat
>Crack neck
>Crack fingers
>Take huge breath
>Scream "I AM A RETARDED FAGGOT!!!!!!!!"
>Everyone shocked
>They don't know how to process it
>I sit down, vindicated and victorious
It really is that easy
Anonymous No.939787972
18+ site, kiddo.
Anonymous No.939788046
>>939787919 (OP)
So brave
Anonymous No.939788151
> be me
> in middle school
> β€œwhat can I say here that will be the most shocking and get me the most attention?”
> scream not nice words and call my teacher mean names

you really owned them OP