>>939832404
Sexy.
gf
"Ahh my pussy!"
What?
"Nothing. You're not fucking mem."
Yeah well you're not being slutty enough.
"Want me to sit on you?"
You know I hate girl on top.
"Then fuck me."
Nah.
"Why?"
I've had other girlfriends and it feels like betrayal, no pussy will do that to you.
"Sounds gay."
I look at porn.
"That's even more gay."
No it isn't.
"So gay. Like letting niggers populate the planet instead of wiping them out with awe warfare."
Good point.
"So go kill niggers."
But I want to watch porn.
"Do you want pussybor porn?"
Pussy.
Porn is pretty good though. And it's portable. Even get it when imprisoned or lazy. Not in real prison though. They need to change that.
"Total faggot."
Want me to fuck someone else?
"Yes!"
Fucking cunt. Just knock on my door and say you want your pussy licked.
"Blah blah blah"
Yeah well youbtry saving the world you fucking cunt.
"Easy"
Not so easy without porn.
"Just say to a girl you need sex to stop being so boring."
Nah.
"Why?"
Too niggerish.
"Keep this up and you will be a nigger."
No. Anything but that.
"So kill niggers!"
I'll think about it. Any slut that wants to get rubbed like a lamp I'll fuck with my fingers. Kiss her boobs. Treat her like training wheels for you. Rehab so sex with you is good.
"Sounds like a plan."
Shut up cunt.
