Thread 939806637

S/Fur crabs.

floof

rip crabbo

baste foxxy thread

Well, damn.

hi floof & chips

pat pat

>>939806805
eyoo

>>939806805
hi hi

floof and chips sounds kinda tasty

>>939806856
it would be either delicious or absolute cursed

Hi y'all

>>939807107
heya

is dat sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat

>>939807159
Hi patty =]

Y'all up to anything fun today? I'm eating shnaqs, drinking beers, and being high while watching sports

i hope u enjoy urself parsnip

>>939807208
trying to distract myself from the hospital visit coming next week
by cleaning the whole apartment

>>939807834
rip

>>939807963
It's for the best, finally fixing the damage from the last two years now that what caused it is fixed. Even if I wanted, which I don't because it's annoying as fuck, that implant is falling apart and needs to go.
Prep work tomorrow, suergery on tuesday.
Gonna be a roughtime though, I'll be staying there at least 3 nights after it (likely more) and can't hope to be fully functional sooner than 6 weeks, probably gonna be about 3 months till fully healed.
Similar shit to christmas 2023.
I won't manage to be here much for about a month at least.

>>939808228
>implant
wait what implant
i remember you having a problem with your ass or am i mixing something up
but fuck man sorry anywa

>>939808228
i'm not sure why this is so hard to understand.

i have a hard time finding fursuitors, but the people i've met have all been kind and respectful.

i'm not sure why people feel the need to make it about themselves.

welp at least i got room for the con

>>939808364
yeah, they stabilized something in there with a rubber band (you really don't want to know...) that's coming apart
It was clear this day would come, it should've been removed months ago but the basic problems kept coming back, so that had to be postponed half a year already.
downside is, that'll be a bit of a hole

>>939808885
offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

hope you get well fast man,

>>939808963
No worries, already through the worst.
Just this and I'm done.
Sounds weird but I'm like 10 surgeries into this shit already so one more won't break me.

i hope you have a speedy recovery gears

>>939806637 (OP)
I love it when the viewer gets teased for being a furry

>>939809287
thanks

>>939810007
She's talking about my penis because she's gotten used to (literal) bull cock

alright, I'm gonna head to bed now
see ya

>>939811843
bye

>>939811843
nini geags

nick = homosex

>more threads than usual come up with "fur"
>see why
oh no

sad

?

>>939814859
trump gonna ban furries from america now

>>939815866
Troons gotta ruin it for everyone else again

>>939815866
probably a net positive, lets be real

>>939816470
Killing people you disagree with is a net positive?

Nick weighted the needle over to the side of net positive, lets be real.

>>939816758
who said anything about killing?

>>939816812
they really do think their violence is freedom of expression and your freedom of expression is violence, that's why its justified to do what is necessary to them

>>939817008
anon, wtf are you on about?

>>939817044
lol

People on the right are talking about banning furries from owning guns. Guns are my favorite thing I go shooting twice a week. They can't actually ban furries from having guns can they?

>>939817264
weak bait m8

Thank God I'm not a furry.

well you can't own guns over there anyway

Me neither

>>939817294

I'm only slightly b8ing.

I am actually concerned about it. Various conservative chatsites are actually talking about banning all trans and all furries from owning guns. I am a furry and I love shooting, it's my favorite hobby

>>939817520
that's on you for declaring you are a furry on your government documentation

boobamon

bring on the booba

indeed

green booba

they're stand ins
also I'm colorblind

>>939817890

>YCH
>Pay me $180 to change the colors on this image I already drew

unfortunate

>>939817986
>what is a sketch
>what is assuming a pricetag
this is why we have so much AI slop

>>939818025

I've bought tons of furry porn

>>939818083
why you bitchin then

i have spent $0 on furry art

>>939806637 (OP)
>>939806667

>>939818170
dude is probably knee deep in pussy

im full free time someone added me to snapchat and SHE DIED in ER do not down your guard

its really beautiful but be strong, keep going, eat fresh, fb, kam

after kam we can make more boys

god i hate that markov bot

how often do you think about jumping off a cliff?

>>939819499
0

>>939819594
what's that like?

>>939819613
pretty nice

i don't think about hurting myself i follow pleasure its simply impossible for they to win i spend most of my time sleeping else im touching myself you know 4 times a day im truly alright please do care about your own welness until its over kittens and dogs can tell you 100% accurate because they stink

can't ban trans from owning guns because constitution

need to ban nick from being gay but that's unpossible

>>939820081
when has that ever stopped them?

this has got to be the most retarded descent into fascism in human history
blaming trannies and furries, not even a race or religion this time
this shit is gonna be studied for millennia

No one is blaming trannies or furries

weren't you blaming religion just 2 days ago?

>>939820628
they absolutely are
Nancy Mace can't shut the fuck up about trannies, she is obsessed with their cock

>>939820629
yes because religion is often a problem which incentivizes far right authoritarians to enact their views as if they're law
this time it's just way more retarded than usual

>>939820734
They are not

Damnation

>>939820770
yes they are
my mom got into an argument a few days ago on a Facebook page with people in our county - which, I assure you, is not filled with bots in some rural county you've never heard of - and they were saying shit about trannies because Fox News says it
the guy who made the posts deleted everything the dumb white trash bitch said about trannies
that wasn't the first time someone has blamed trannies either
it genuinely baffles me the lengths people will go to to deny these things because they know it's absurd

>>939820951
Oh, so it's like librull kids shooting conservatives because the liburll propaganda say they are evil and must be eliminated.

>>939821096
liberals are pretty good at shooting authoritarians
we did it 250 years ago, and we did it 160 years ago
I can promise you support one but not the other
it was kinda overdue anyway

dead on the outside
empty on the inside

just took a chipotle mayo facial when my pretzel broke
I'm gonna just go to bed

btw not every liberal is at leftist, and not every leftist is a liberal
libertarians are still liberal
communism, too, was "left"

Those damn fascist school children

>>939821171
Murdering people because they have different opinion than you is overdue?
So I would be justified in murdering you.
Got it.

>>939821235
how do you feel about those Patriots overthrowing the government 250 years ago?
you know <10% of people actually supported that and wanted to stay under British colonial rule, right?

>>939820951
>(Literal who?) says buzzword on kikebook
I am unconvinced thats what they are saying

i wonder if he knows about the pretzel scrabble conundrum

>>939821218
night

>>939821295
I am not there. I am here.
So I am justified in killing you.
Right?

>>939821218
Kinky
Nini

>>939817264
Red flag laws my furfag. If you live in a state that passed them, they can use them to seize your guns and declare you mentally ill. That's all it takes.

But don't worry - you are protected Jewish golems, they won't use the courts against you. They need fags and troons to suppress the population.

>>939821356
murdering people who disagree with your world views is, as he says, long overdue.

back in the old days of playing pokemon, I too activated the missingno glitch. Surfing up and down the coast of Cinnabar, looking for the misconfigured pokemon, i would also encounter pokemon of ludacris Strength! In the search, I would encounter level 124 Kinglers.
later i would learn that these over leveled pokemon are tied to the player name.

>>939821335
that's fine, ignorance is bliss after all
I prefer being crazy and truthful and honest

>>939821356
well I think that depends on the person and their level of influence
the CIA has killed plenty of people, and they certainly tried to kill Fidel Castro many times
was that okay?
me?
probably not
but what did you think about the conservative who killed two Democrats two months ago?

>>939821466
death to commies
death to fascists
give me liberty or give me death

death?

it's hilarious how people act like I'm some lunatic when I'm closer to the Patriots who helped shape this country than any boot licking faggot

>>939817568
It's easy if it's a state with red flag laws. Just take the furry to court, declare them mentally ill with fur posts as proof, then seize all the guns.

But that requires Democrat DAs to prosecute furries, and they won't. Ya'll are like the protected nigger class, courts won't really bother you thanks to all the Jews in charge of them.

Red states generally didn't tolerate red flag laws, so you are actually quite safe in them.

>>939821494
>death to commies
I always thought you were one of the biggest communists on here.
More proof it's justified to kill you.

Spooki monf soon

I should prolly just get some pizza nd go back to vidya...

I like candy corn

>>939821671
that's because you're a brain rotten retard who has been condition to think someone with my rhetoric is automatically a commie
I fucking hate commies, they're destroying this country, and most of them are Muslim trash who convinced dipshit white women from upper middle class families that it's a religion of peace, and that is what infected twitter and ultimately platforms like twitch
most of the people spreading anti-US rhetoric are Muslims, Jews, or retarded white people who didn't grow up knowing how evil and manipulative people can be
anything else you want me to clear up?

>>939820569
Bad news lad: fascism isn't on the future plans for America. Only collapse is on the books, from which you get tribal gang warfare. CHAZ/CHOP was your practice run.

Jews run everything, and they tend to implement socialism/communism. But that shit won't work with multiculturalism, so collapse is coming because everyone is checking out of society. When you run out of people's money to steal, shit hits the fan.

Now could fascism rise from said collapsed ashes? IDK, but lots of people will die way before then and only the strong will survive. I don't really think we have anyone here in the US with the stones to implement it. It's really just a fake narrative both the left and the right have for each other so they can reduce their enemies to "Nazi" cartoons.

Chikn is good too

commies want to take away your guns
I want to line them up against the wall

I voted for communism?

>>939821770
Communism is a system that aims to create a classless society with collective ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange.
The ideal communist society is stateless, moneyless, and classless, with resources distributed based on need.

This sure AF sounds like you to me.

>>939821822
that sounds nothing like me, and I find it hard to believe you're genuine
only a troll could think something so stupid, unless you're a meth head white trash I guess

if you m'ladies newfriends want to help simply salivate them all and make your juice one with all ladies

>>939821529
Protip: if you are talking about fighting anyone OTHER than the USA government run by Jews, then you aren't a patriot, you are boot licking faggot. You just lick the red boot or the blue boot.

Your fellow citizens are not enemies (unless kikes, they refuse citizenship). They can be boots that need deprogramming, but they are the "people" in "We the People". If you let yourself fall for propaganda that dehumanizes them, you will become a boot licker and often times the jack boots themselves.

>>939821903
You, refuses to work. Wants everything given to you. Refuses to buy your own living space.
You may not think you're a commie, but you are.

>>939821996
except for the fact there's only one person who talks about the "deep state" "draining the swamp" and fires people to put others in new positions so they kiss his cock ring and suck his micro dick
citizens become enemies when they cannot recognize the enemies in front of them

>>939822018
lol ok retard

>>939821903
lol resorts to the 'you're not genuine' 'you're just a troll' shit because you don't like the truth.
And where TF does the meth comment come from?

Are you guys genuinely having political arguments in a furfag thread

>>939821472
Not really
I dont know a single person blaming trannys or furrys and your only example is a literal nobody on kikebook who only blamed trannys (no furrys) because of a emotional response

Only the tards

>>939822035
Poo covered stinky hands wrote this illegible babble

>>939822598
all media is a battleground, and it's really sad to me how the pursuit of knowledge is practically dead
nobody wants to have discussions anymore because nobody wants to be wrong

>>939822661
just because you don't know them doesn't mean they don't exist
it still happens a lot, and I think people need to acknowledge that
it may not be everyone, or even a significant portion of a voter base, but I have no qualms with saying how much I hate commies as a liberal
it's my responsibility as a citizen of this country to call out bad actors as I see them regardless of political affiliation

>>939822774
I got my opinions but I don't want to discuss them on s/fur

>>939822869
not discussing our opinions is how people fall into the hands of authoritarians
it isn't the extremists you have to worry about; it's the normal people who don't know any better

>>939822774
>>939822774
>just because you don't know them doesn't mean they don't exist
>it still happens a lot
So does this mean They WERE eating the cats and eating the dogs?

>>939823062
Ye

tomorrow its what they call a blue monday it happens always when they consecutively lose from friday to sunday against asia its simply ultra right wing (men lion honeycomb) against all asia and it means more shit in middle east don't let the waves affect you and keep spreading infection so us working in beast have our task possible its crucial to fight men distributed (comunism) to do not eat animals understood?

>>939822598

Yes, let's pretend that politics are new to furries.

>>939822985
idk maybe, but that isn't what I've heard
we all know it's the Asians that eat them, not Haitians
they do sound alike, easy to mistake for the other

>>939822946
>not discussing our opinions is how people fall into the hands of authoritarians
I am an authoritarian but I call the shots because my opinion is the correct one
>>939823176
This pic is weirdly hot

this is a good time to segue into music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gVmD39AmI

>>939823277
Brown people are eating the cats and eating the dogs
Stop trying to dial it back and deflect

>>939823287
when liberals call me a centrist, commies call me a Nazi, right wingers call me a commie, and I question if I'm right leaning then I'm inclined to believe everyone is wrong
I consider myself closer to a classical liberal, but I don't know enough about politics to even be sure of that or which side of the aisle I'm on

but I suppose even that is probably wrong
I should really read more about politics, and learn enough to differentiate all these opinions

>>939823335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYOz12OG8mI

Death <3

>>939823678

derp, forgot to post song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjGnvst6AmA

>>939823716

I saw a Godzilla movie in the theater a few years ago. I arrived a few minutes late and missed the Godzilla vs Hedorah short which preceded it.

I don't believe I will ever live to forgive myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC1CGrVuGV8

guh

>>939823417
I'm just "pro-white" to be honest, that's really it
>>939823750
Nice pic

>>939823840
Sad

I've been sorting my folders more lately
I started with Simba and Death yesterday because I have a small enough amount of them that it wouldn't be agonizing

>>939823909
I mean I don't blame you
we fucking speedran building the richest country on the planet with a 1/3-1/4 the population that cradles of civilization took thousands of years to do, and many still haven't, or had help from the US
so many other countries have bloody history for thousands of years whereas ours is mere hundreds
it's hard to deny that fact which is why Muslims and Jews hate us so much among other things
but I think all forms of pride are stupid and that's coming from a massive faggot

>>939823909

>"pro white"
nah
> pro White Rabbit
yah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4

Ye

>>939823958

I deleted ALL of my porn folders. (Insta-regerts.) I now have them divided up into S Fur, G Fur, H Fur, High Rez variants, and "Waifu."

The latter is reserved for my cream of the crop picks for furry characters. Maybe I should have a Husbando folder too, but I don't think the top males occupy the same place for me as the top females.

>>939824221

Oh, and I have a Feral folder.

lol. I don't know why I'm quoting this one.>>939824252


Middle finger bunny is not being added to the folder.

>>939824098
It's not even about being le superior or whatever
If I were black I'd be pro black
>>939824166
So true king

>>939824236
I still don't know why anyone would delete their folders
I did that about 6 months after becoming a furry and instantly regretted it
I have magnitudes more images than I did then too
I'd be devastated if I lost 150k images
a husbando folder isn't a bad idea
my brain is just starting to accept what I like a bit more lately

>>939824289
meh, the way I see it people have to advocate for themselves
I'm not a fan of groupthink
that mindset is how people get taken advantage of unwittingly
the world is a cruel place, nature doesn't give a fuck about any of us

>>939824287

I'm done quoting. I haven't quoted the right post yet.

>>939824382

When you're scrolling through the same 200 pictures to find one you haven't posted a dozen times in the past month, it's easy to think, "I don't need these anymore. I can save them all over again."

And that, of course, leads to the instant realization that some pics are rare / difficult to find and some may be one-of-a-kind edits or crops that you may literally never see again.

>>939824458
true
it's even worse when you're looking for an image that has been deleted off e6 or elsewhere on the internet, and it's lost in the giant archive with no way to remember who drew it
I used to have no problem remembering artists, but now that I've gotten to over 5000 it's a lot harder to remember who is who

>>939824382
Well we are all somewhat collectivist
I think "freedom" just means the government leaving you alone which is what Americans like

>>939824805
I mean I think some level of government is important
it's just sad when the most psychopathic people take advantage of a system which ends up hurting the rest of us
>cue my actual liberal takes

>>939824547

There's a reason that may be less relatable.

I've noticed that my dreams are more pleasant when I'm positive. Part of my motivation was taking a scorched earth approach to anything that might be considered "nasty" (illustrations of dubious consent, extreme humiliations, magical transformations that would be life-altering in adverse ways, etc.).

Then I woke up grumpy today and wanted back every meanspirited or degrading image that I had deleted.

>>939824860
Ok but have you considered epic hyperborea cool soldiers marching edits
>>939824958
Hot pic I want to fuck an anthro with a bro now

>>939824958
you can't sanitize the fact that were the apex predators of apex predators
like I said a couple days ago, we're all barely controlled animals with this and that dangled in front of our faces to keep us placated in a system that actually abuses us
I most definitely have some pretty violent intrusive thoughts, but I've never been a violent person
I just live with it, and accept that you can't always be positive
the world is not a positive place; it is cruel and full of death

or I guess a better comparison would be anything "nasty" is just who we are
my flavor of nasty is bloody and gory
nobody should be ashamed of something bad if it's artistic and not real
but I suppose that, too, is debatable

>>939825274
>we're all barely controlled animals

A human and a mouse share 70% of the same genetic material. It's astonishing sometimes what little makes the difference.

Achieving a measure of control is one of the things which separates us from the other animals around us.

>>939825274
>I most definitely have some pretty violent intrusive thoughts, but I've never been a violent person

Understandable. If my thoughts were verbalized, I'd risk being put on a No Fly list. I don't even remember what I said to myself last night, but I suspect it had an influence on why my dreams were what they were last night.

>>939825838
hi eth

pat pat

>>939825897
ho

MOUNTAIN!

>>939825865
that's how it be
I'm glad we still have 4chan where we have true free speech
and that brings me back to the importance of this platform, and discussions that aren't littered with propaganda (AKA /pol/)
it's a shame so few people see it this way

>>939826011

I just realized something. Unless it has racism or profanity, it's damn near impossible to tell what's an edit and what's not.

In this strip's cynical-yet-inspired reflections on the world, it's like the perfect synthesis between Garfield the Cat and George Carlin.

lol lmao even

bob lame odd

das a big nosalis

>>939826101

/pol/ is a circlejerk for bad takes and racist humor.

That said, the internet needs outlets like 4chan were a measure of freedom of speech is valued over the rights of individuals to traverse the entirety of the internet without being offended.

You don't want words like "tit," "cunt," "dead," "kill," etc. on your platform? That's fine. To try and develop a universal standard for all platforms? No.

Somewhat ironic to its reputation, 4chan is one of the few platforms in which someone can say "Fuck fascists" or "Fuck Nazis."

btw, fuck fascists. Fuck Nazis.

>>939826429
>>939826429
>>939826429

another fur con?

>>939826414
I just wish people weren't so blind to fascism that the average citizen listens to the mouthpieces of these people the elite want to platform
I can't begin to express my level of frustration for people who refuse to accept something that has happened time and time again in history
hopefully one day they wake up and ask themselves "are we the baddies?"

>>939826548
yeah, that's what i call them. they're pretty cool. i don't have a lot of experience with them, but they're definitely one of the cooler crab species. i'd say they're worth checking out if you're interested in crabs

>>939822661
smoking is le bad