Thread 939814921

If a girl shot you with a gun, what gun would you want it to be?

hi point

>>939814921 (OP)
Define "gun"
Would a paintball marker count?
Nerf blaster?

Water pistol filled with booze

>>939815064
Following that definition, this:
https://www.forgottenweapons.com/lepage-wax-bullet-dueling-pistols/

2.7mm Kolibri

>>939814921 (OP)
Her penis

>>939814921 (OP)
had a neighour who was shot once ,By a girl...The Guy Married her. said she was a keeper....takes all kinds i guess

>>939816100
A pump action shotgun. It's the most reliable, and is more intimidating than a revolver or semi auto.


I'm a girl, and I'd want a 12 gauge

I would want my mama to shoot me in the head with the king of all jewish guns, the desert eagle, but she’s in Jewish hell right now

>>939816606
good for you

>>939814921 (OP)
4-inch cannon ball fired from a heavy cannon on a 17th century pirate ship while my head was tied to the front of the barrel.

>>939814921 (OP)
.950 JDJ

I like how half the responses are things that would be minimally damaging and survivable, and the other half is like "instant death please"

Jewish hell
hewish hell
stfu you cut yourself retard

imagine being so stupid you try getting revenge by cutting yourself open lol and fucking niggers

>>939816647
shane mama say "AWOOOOOOOOGA"

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow.Goodbye

Shane, will you ever stop crying over Nuri? Be honest with us

>>939814921 (OP)
An airsoft gun.

>>939818579
I won
she's so mad about the implications of nigger fucking she vehemently protests it because she is actually racist against blacks or believes everyone would hate her for it (like the other recent one who tried hiding that fact)
she's a grifter who latched onto lgbt and everything else for attention

>>939819040
>every buzzword known to tiktok

shane's spirit animal is michael cera

>>939819124
Michael Cera is actually funny and talented

>>939819177
and what are you? oh right you are MAD

>>939819177
>michael triceratops
>funny
>talented
???

>>939819219
No, I’m Josh

>>939819259
I just see faggot simp

>>939819287
No, thats a mirror

Everything that I am
Praise the lord

Nigga heil hitler

>>939814921 (OP)
Preferably a cap gun.

>>939814921 (OP)
Her fuckin tits

i want nuri to shoot me with a mars attacks laser blaster that leaves my bones behind

I want Nuri to step on my toes and call me a desert rat before putting her fingers in my ass and rolling me across the ground like a bowling ball

>>939814921 (OP)
A 44 magnum so it kills me quickly, breaks her wrist while double tapping her in the head.

>>939816606
Show tits with signed timestamp or gtfo.

Sexual assault rifle

>>939826935
this is a good idea we need to make one

sexual assault rifles are the most used weapons in schools on children

>>939814921 (OP)
An in game one.

The Love Gun, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhO_jnKl4pk

LOVE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>939814921 (OP)
Nuri what do you think of this video? Would you rescue the niglet?

>>939814921 (OP)
Water gun loaded with some fresh breast milk from her tits.

Pussy juice gun

>>939829413
It's more than half

>>939830993
A baby is still a baby

>>939833248
Pick it up and throw it in the garbage?

>>939833715
No way hoesay

bro

>>939814921 (OP)
her girl cock? does that count as a gun? I mean it shoots (?

>>939835661
yes it shoots pussy nectar

I jelqed

>>939814921 (OP)
>what gun would you want it to be?
No gun at all, unless it's a finger gun.

>>939814921 (OP)
A 1mm derringer golden gun. If I die to this I will accept my demise like a man.

>>939814921 (OP)
Super Soaker.