Thread 939825071

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BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:23:18 AM No.939825071 [Report] >>939825645 >>939825696 >>939825711 >>939826235 >>939828382

Boneboy Blocks Your Path

It's early in the morning and you're walking through THE WOODS. Suddenly, BONEBOY appears from the brush and stands in your way. He's doesn't seem openly hostile, but he refuses to let you pass until you answer his BONE RIDDLE.

What do you do?

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (): Unknown
Defense (): Unknown
Luck (): Unknown

Rules:
0 to 4 fail, 5 to 9 succeed
Dubs are crits
Trips spawn a new character
No rerolls

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:33:51 AM No.939825502 [Report]

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MAP:

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:37:54 AM No.939825645 [Report] >>939825742 >>939827624

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>>939825071 (OP)
Rollin.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:39:04 AM No.939825696 [Report] >>939825955

>>939825071 (OP)
um what's the riddle quads gets

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:39:28 AM No.939825711 [Report] >>939825955

>>939825071 (OP)
Play him like a xylophone.

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:40:28 AM No.939825742 [Report]

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>>939825645
You roll on the ground in front of BONEBOY, confusing him. You are now dirty.

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (): Unknown
Defense (Confused): Lowered
Luck (): Unknown

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:46:08 AM No.939825955 [Report] >>939826155

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>>939825696
After rolling on the ground, you stand up and ask him his BONE RIDDLE. BONEBOY but...

>>939825711
As he begins his riddle, you rush at him, mallet in hand. You go to play him like a xylophone, but you critically fail! BONEBOY looks at you with rage!

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (Enraged): Heightened
Defense (Confused): Lowered
Luck (): Unknown

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:49:03 AM No.939826073 [Report] >>939826203 >>939826211

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hit him with a log of shit

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:50:58 AM No.939826155 [Report] >>939826356

>>939825955
Show the bone boy my boner.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:51:19 AM No.939826168 [Report] >>939826356

Ask him about the Epstein files

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:52:10 AM No.939826203 [Report]

>>939826073
roll

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:52:21 AM No.939826211 [Report] >>939826959

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>>939826073
You fling a log of shit at him, but BONEBOY counters by summoning a terlet. The turd flies right into the bowl, missing BONEBOY completely. Your stomach is now EMPTY; you are HUNGRY.

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (Enraged): Heightened
Defense (Confused): Lowered
Luck (): Unknown

== PLAYER ==
Health (): 100%
Food (): Hungry

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:53:06 AM No.939826235 [Report] >>939826356

>>939825071 (OP)
answer the riddle

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 4:56:47 AM No.939826356 [Report] >>939826462

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>>939826155
You show BONEBOY your boner: CRITICAL SUCCESS! BONEBOY is utterly shocked at the size of it. He is STUNNED!

>>939826168
You then ask him about the Epstein files, but BONEBOY is in a state of shock. However, you notice a STAR OF DAVID within his ribcage.

>>939826235
BONEBOY hasn't revealed his BONE RIDDLE yet.

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (Enraged): Heightened
Defense (Stunned): Drastically lowered
Luck (): Unknown

== PLAYER ==
Health (): 100%
Food (): Hungry

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 4:59:33 AM No.939826462 [Report] >>939826662

>>939826356
Ask bone boy for both the riddle and the answer while shocked.

BoneboyGM 9/15/2025, 5:04:12 AM No.939826662 [Report] >>939831756

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>>939826462
You ask the shocked BONEBOY for his riddle, but he is unresponsive. You estimate that you have one more turn until his stun wears off. His rage lessens to mere anger.

== BONEBOY ==
Health (): 100%
Attack (Angry): Slightly heightened
Defense (Stunned): Drastically lowered
Luck (): Unknown

== PLAYER ==
Health (): 100%
Food (): Hungry

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:07:13 AM No.939826810 [Report]

deny the holocaust

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:10:37 AM No.939826959 [Report]

>>939826211
eat some Taco Bell

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 5:14:39 AM No.939827144 [Report]

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