Thread 939841092

>>939841092 (OP)
I'm so glad that MY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP created Jesus to oversee the souls of the MAGA Chads.
All you have to do to get into the TRUMP Tower of the afterlife, is just believe in TRUMP and His wonders.
Will you not trust in TRUMP?
Put your faith in Him, and you will have everlasting life!

>>939841421
Good thing TRUMP can fit a camel through the eye of a needle...

>>939841474
Sorry, libshit, but the Bible is outdated.
Egypt didn't have to deal with modern niggers and spics.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
GET THOSE MONKEYS AND BEANERS OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
PRAISE PRESIDENT TRUMP!

>>939841421
But he sold Bibles, anon. How could anyone who sold Bibles be bad?

It’s about time someone posted something other than porn.

Oddly enough I’d say that old 4chan kind of resembled the fruit of the spirit in some way cuz it had a little bit of everything with genuinely quality content on all the different boards and obviously it sucks now but I hope whoever sees this verse gets inspiration to find quality content somewhere else cuz it’s out there but it’s EXTREMELY hard to find.

>>939841536
Calling the bible libshit while posting your true God, tsk

>>939841553
He has such reverence for scripture that he didn't even wanna touch the Bible during his oath. He didn't wanna get his orange face paint on it.

>>939841587
TRUMP will save us from the libshits.
Libshits are the devil.
Problem?

>>939841644
Do I have to buy a share of his meme coin to be saved?

>>939841553
John 2:14-17

14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16 To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”[a]

Becuase no one stopped him from making a profit of his chalratanism, especially with how he was making himself look like a beautiful, righteous little gift from God that we all can now clearly see he is not,

And anyone that could stop him are/were rich and powerful elites that are all on the same side anyway.

But yeah he did sell bibles so obviously to at makes him a great leader right?

GTFO here dude.

>>939841724
No, but you probably should just in case.
It's a good habit to buy into anything TRUMP is selling from my experience...

>>939841536
>Egypt didn't have to deal with modern niggers
>was literally in Africa
nigga what?

>>939841745
Lol dude, I was being sarcastic

Although, in all fairness, I guess it can be hard to tell the difference between legit maga propaganda and trolling.

>>939841774
Egyptian niggers are much better than African American niggers...
If you were a MAGA Chad, you would be able to understand this.

>>939841750
Amen, brother

>>939841865
I am squirting so much Chad MAGA Juice right now!
I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!

>>939841301
He's the anti-Christ. Wake up retard

>>939841966
You're asking to be crucified, libshit.
TRUMP is our savior! He will save us from the plagues (immigrants)!
Repent and seek forgiveness from our Lord, PRESIDENT TRUMP!

>>939841943
Ok, I know this might be a little blasphemous, but I gotta say it: I think Trump could probably kick Jesus's ass, even if Jesus decided not to turn the other cheek and all.

There, I said it.

>>939842079
TRUMP would never hurt Jesus, but he would definitely kick Jesus's ass...
TRUMP defeats every enemy in his path, so Jesus wouldn't stop him.

So these are the new log fags threads ehe?

>>939842427
If Trump decided to fight Jesus, he would definitely have a good reason, like if Jesus told him he lost the election or something.

>>939842518
Your* on thin I.C.E., libshit.
TRUMP is incapable of losing, so I don't like that you would insinuate that he could possible lose an election.
The 2020 election was rigged and stolen.
If Jesus were to steal an election like the libshits did, then TRUMP would destroy his holy ass.

>>939842637
No no, totally, I mean if Jesus LIED about it. Please don't report me.

>>939842725
I'll let it slide, this time...
Just be more careful in the future.
Not all MAGA Chads are as forgiving as I am.

>>939842822
Thank you, comrade.

May Trump be with you.

>>939843000
>checked
And with you, my brother.