Thread 939846833

S/fur

Uggghhhhhh

floof

>>939846887
spit it out already

You don't swallow?

mm pumpkin spice coffee
I'm glad it's spooky season
when I was out hitting my vape I was gonna feed the crows if they got closer, and they flew right over my head which they've never gotten that close before
they kept going tho, but if they come back I'll throw some food down
fucking asshole geese will take it if they aren't around

wait shit I'm missing the rs3 league content

i feel like going a road trip sometime soonish
where should i go?

Wisconsin

>>939847106
where do you want to go but haven't gone before?
Canada seems like it would be interesting to check out

Wonderland.

into the grand canyon

>>939847132
ehh i'm not sure
i just want a change of pace for a while mostly

>>939827137
>800 pages
Does anyone actually read that, it's 95% user's shitposts too

I did a big stupid.


I warmed my leftover Japanese (with shrimp) in the microwave. That smell is likely to linger in the kitchen all day.

I already said Wisconsin, cat
Many cheeses

*slaps Cat's ass*

>>939847286
Delicious

>>939847294
i guess wisconsin could be nice, drive over there would be pretty scenic i think

>>939847276
You can filter through the highlight feature, some useful posts might get lost in the translation. Its a threads based around 4chan, should be expected

>>939847363
Yeah, its very pretty from what I've seen.
I know someone from there, nice guy

>>939847216
I don't really know much about Washington as I've never been there
you could check out the green river and think about how many bodies have been dumped there lmao
but nah, it seems like there's quite a few rivers and lakes around there
lakes a little scary tho with all the bacteria, but rivers are neat

>>939847106
the seven sisters, India.

I like Wisconsin well enough. Some decent hiking around here, plus all the beer, and cheese

>>939847442
that would be a... difficult drive

>>939847294
It's a slang term for getting high.

>>939847317
Who are you and why are you slapping my fluffy bottom?!

>>939847465
honestly that was my first thought too
it seems nice out there

my suggestion is still the best

>>939847506
I have few complaints. One of my good buddies from texas is coming up here to chill next month. We're gonna smoke a lot of weed and drink too much, should be a fun time

>>939847556
bro wtf

>>939847535
idk man, them woods around there are kinda scary
a canyon is interesting, but there ain't no bears or other killers
even a slip off a mountain can be deadly, and there's no shortage of that over there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc

The weed is illegul up there
>>939847556
Chat is this real

>>939847556
Is it a doll? Wtf

>>939847633
Technically. But Illinois has it legal, and that's only like 40 min away....

>>939847612
pretty sure driving into a canyon is pretty deadly too

Just me.

>>939847701
yeah but what's the fun in that?
bears and shit are a lot more exciting, it's humbling

>>939847556
rude

do not punch a cat

>>939847710
... please continue your advances.

>>939847739
>where's the fun in driving fast off a huge jump
are you stupid?

>>939847775
only donkey punches are allowed

>>939847789
are you?
we have different perspectives on death

>Everybody looks at a canyon, and thinks 'majesty' what a wonder of nature.
>I look at a canyon and think 'how the hell am I going to cross this.'

that cato was squarin up on eth he had to dew it

>>939847872
Lol the robutts hallucinating Sun as an alium

>>939847898
biblically accurate Sunshine

haha hallucinating, y-yeah

8 whole inches of penis-tongue

>>939847938
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>939847898
nah that's pretty accurate

I can confirm it, I've seen her penis tongue irl

wut do

what a freak

sunshine knows a lot about hallucinations

wut if floof IS A HALLUCINATION D:

>>939848105
Cum

>>939848148
Always has been.gif

>>939848117
i love this art so much
just so casualy cute

I want to go back to bed and have more dreams of being a vampire

I want to go back to bed and have no dreams

I want Darwin in my bed.

i might jus fuggin bed as well

but what I really need is a shower and a shave
I haven't showered since last Wednesday....

You stink

eww

noob

Damn bro go bathe

wash ur ass

I always went like 2 or 3 days without brushing my teeth
and 2 days without eating
this is fine

>>939848787
*also
my brain isn't working yet

My normal dreams seem to have been replaced with visions of Hell.

>an old toothless man with turtle-green skin

>a purple man with his face distorted like an Easter Island stone head

>a green woman with slits for eyes, covered in strangle-weed vines, who opens her mouth to reveal one lone large eyeball

imagine posting censored porn like some kinda cucked japanee

Madame I advice you to cover up your ankles or you might tempt these heathens into most lustful behavior.

>>939849089
that sounds pretty badass and witchy

>>939852291
Wow

twitter is cancelling bethesda because they posted a clip from the indiana jones talking about fascists and just assumed that meant charlie

this country is a meme

I blame the intern
Those filthy fuckin interns

or, hear me out, it was a regularly scheduled tweet based on the fact they just a DLC for the game last week

crazy, I know

Nah it was a filthy intern
Gas them

>>939846833 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>939853629
Nick gay

nick gay

Your country is a meme.

You wouldn't fuck the target dog...

>>939854126
why? you some kind of liberal?

You tempt fate with such words

I guess Dash might

Thank God I would let the target dog...

you guys are pushing me to do something extreme

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY

>>939854229
oh fuck, watch out ben shapiro

>>939854229
We don't need to push you to do that, all we need is a little tap.

Gegn .

Nick isn't trans. No need to worry.

he is gay tho, good enough

I am coining the term "2fa crashout"

nick = homosex

slowest... work day...

you ever spent 3 hours properly brushing your hair because you hadn't done it in 9 months?
me neither... until today
I thought it was closer to 2 hours....

you don't even want to know how much greenish gray gunk of oils and dead skin was in my hair after I rubbed my fingers together and got it all off my hands
time for the actual shower....

>>939854649
I have lewd acrylic standee of her on my kitchen window sill.

>>939857304
justified

ew nigga