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Anonymous No.940006151 [Report] >>940009487 >>940009924 >>940010423 >>940014175
Sudden deaths from the covid vaccine
It's not like anyone put a gun to your head and forced you to take the vaccine, chuds.
Anonymous No.940009487 [Report]
>>940006151 (OP)
Nigga?
Anonymous No.940009924 [Report]
>>940006151 (OP)
You sir are 100% correct and thats why i refused. lost my job but it was for the best as i have a way better job now one i actually like and i don't have that shit in my body..
Anonymous No.940010423 [Report]
>>940006151 (OP)
>It's not like anyone put a gun to your head
I went for my first jab and somebody pulled a gun and pointed it at my head yelling don't do it anon. I pulled the syringe from the doctors hands and slammed it into my arm. So yeah I got a load of that shit in me. In fact, I'm full of shit, but at least I'm not as full of shit as OP
Anonymous No.940010768 [Report] >>940011296 >>940013780
An increasingly deranged OP and his idiot friends are still making these threads.

So let's play "BULLSHIT BINGO". Give yourself a point every time you spot one of the following gambits in this thread the unhinged anti-vaxxers use:

01 - Post misinformation and lies about vaccines
02 - Offer no credible evidence for their claims
03 - Offer anecdotal "evidence" of supposed multiple illnesses or deaths in friends or relatives who they claim were vaccinated
04 - Provide links to fringe anti-vaxx websites or blogs, as though these prove anything
05 - Claim that there is a huge increase in the number of vaccinated just dropping dead
06 - Claim the vaccinated will all die. They may even offer a timeframe
07 - Use meemee pictures from Facebook groups and the like as a substitute for...well for thinking, really
08 - Ignore any actual evidence that debunks their rubbish (if they actually understand it, which is unlikely)
09 - If asked to provide real evidence, reply with phrases like: "Do your own research" or "Learn to Google"
10 - Start repeating phrases like "Die vaxxie" when challenged and as "rebuttals"
11 - Use Capslocks extensively - because shouting on the internet is evidence
12 - Make references to the vaccinated being hellbound or demons
13 - Accuse anyone who replies and counters their bullshit as "raging", "seething", "coping", "triggered" or similar. I've even seen the /pol/ kneejerk of "It's the Joooos"
14 - Accuse the originator of any critical post as being from the CIA or FBI (or other letter agency) - as if the glowies would bother with a smoothbrain like OP
15 - Claim the pandemic was a sham so drug companies and corrupt politicians could make money

Post when you get a full house - that's 15 points.

I'm also offering the "FULL RETARD" award (and you should never go full retard). This is for the antivaxxer that manages to incorporate the highest number of items from the above list into a single post
Anonymous No.940011296 [Report] >>940012308
>>940010768
you know this is just a troll dont you. try "ignoring" rather than going full seethe and rage. If someone wants to die by having or not having a vax then that is their affiar. leave them to it.

BULLSHIT BINGO & FULL RETARD is in capslock, why are you shouting?
Anonymous No.940012308 [Report] >>940012335
>>940011296
>you know this is just a troll dont you
Yes
>try "ignoring" rather than going full seethe and rage
It's pasta. Hardly "seethe and rage" you idiot
>BULLSHIT BINGO & FULL RETARD is in capslock
I know - I typed it
> why are you shouting?
For attention and to mo
ck OP. Mainly the latter. See Point 11 in the list. Or should that be SEE POINT 11 IN THE LIST?
Anonymous No.940012335 [Report] >>940012504
>>940012308
Oooops - an unwanted carriage return crept in. I guess I should KILL MYSELF NOW
Anonymous No.940012504 [Report] >>940012521
>>940012335
And you do know why it's called a "carriage return" don't you? Often abbreviated to just "Return".
Anonymous No.940012521 [Report] >>940012886
>>940012504
Or, for that matter, why shift is called "Shift"?
Anonymous No.940012886 [Report] >>940013049
>>940012521
you're right. you can't force anyone to take the vax. but you can force them to give you the vax, or you can force them to take it, or you can force them to never have sex with you again. there's a lot of power in this
Anonymous No.940013049 [Report]
>>940012886
>you can't force anyone to take the vax
I never said that ITT so I'm not sure why I’m "right"
Anonymous No.940013780 [Report]
>>940010768
Just kys

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/eci.13998
Anonymous No.940014175 [Report]
>>940006151 (OP)
2 more weeks
Haven't heard from you guys in a while.
Anonymous No.940016390 [Report]
I'm not going down on my knees
Begging you to adore me
Can't you see it's misery
And torture for me
When I'm misunderstood
Try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me

Here is a plea
From my heart to you
Nobody knows me
As well as you do
You know how hard it is for me
To shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue
In situations like these

Understand me

Some people have to be
Permanently together
Lovers devoted
To each other forever
Now I've got things to do
And I've said before
That I know you have too
When I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there