Thread 940013072

Why is Sam Hyde being such a pussycat, I thought he was based. Now he's like "NOO you will not make fun of My Charlie".
I used to not be able to predict his next word, now he just sounds like the average maga tard.
Such a shame watching his soul being devoured by the current propaganda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czBvLB-DwY

>>940013072 (OP)
my son SAVED ugly low IQ unfunny Sam

unfortunately, neither of them are funny
My son has a very high IQ
But he's not funny

Sam pretends to be intelligent but he's not


his Ted talks thing proves how unfunny and low IQ he really is

BY THE WAY SHOULDN'T YOU BE LOOKING FOR A JOB RIGHT NOW?

>>940013072 (OP)

Sam is also a disgusting disgusting specimen of human being....

He's obviously going to spend the rest of his life having to pay women to pretend they don't want to vomit looking at him

Libsbits are just mad they're losing

>>940013072 (OP)

at age 25, my son became a millionaire by salvaging Sam's disgusting lack of a career


instead of worrying about this type of bullshit
SHOULDN'T YOU BE LOOKING FOR A JOB?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE APPLYING AT MCDONALD'S RIGHT NOW?

If I see a structure more defined, designed, and clearly built to serve a function, thinking that function came about by complete coincidence is completely retarded.

So true. It's cos he thinks what happened to Charlie could happen to him, and also possibly empathises as he has daughters himself

>>940013192
HOW TO SPOT THE GULLIBLE FOOL:

He will have fallen for the two-party system lie

He will actually have been hoodwinked by the age old "us against them" technique of controlling the masses


while the rich get richer and you sit on your lazy ass costing your mother even more money


YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE US AGAINST THEM TRICK


there's no such thing as left or right, you dumbass It's broke versus the 1%

And you will never be part of the 1% guaranteed

HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THIS OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?

I thought you always bragged about how smart you're supposed to be

No working models.

>>940013221

Sam may have daughters but there's no way he's ever met a woman who didn't want to vomit when looking at him

absolutely guaranteed

only the most hideous disgusting woman could look at Sam Hyde without wanting to vomit

>>940013072 (OP)

THE REAL QUESTION HERE ™

Why is your life so fucking empty that you sit around thinking about Sam Hyde?

No business lunches.

And I personally don't believe he has daughters

sorry I don't believe it

I don't think any woman has ever had sex with him not even a prostitute

I can't imagine a prostitute being desperate enough to accept money to pretend that he's not the most disgusting human she's ever seen

>>940013316

they have business lunches...

Sam's in the business of eating his pride while jet Neptune is in the business of making Sam eat his shit straight out of his asshole

>>940013268

Not true, by straight male standards he's a fucking ogre but women have a more diverse set of tastes, and are willing to look past the superficial. So I think there are women who aren't even that disgusting themselves who absolutely tolerate his physical appearance. It was a tough pill for me to swallow but it's the truth.

>>940013316
It's kind of like a metaphoric log fag situation with Sam and jet


Sam was born with Rich Parents

But no talent
no talent
absolutely zero talent
Not even the vaguest semblance of talent

Jet was living with my wife and I in an antebellum mansion, when he went up to Rhode Island and metaphorically started making Sam eat the shit straight out of his asshole

It was then that I discovered Eugenics.

>>940013380

I tell you what buddy.....
Don't take this the wrong way, all right?


because I'm not here to argue with you...
And I'm certainly not here to brag about anything


because I'm a total fucking loser
HOWEVER:
by the time I was 25 years old I had already emptied my testicles into almost 800 women....

I didn't stop in the subsequent 35 years... I simply stopped counting

ONLY THE MOST DESPERATE OF FEMALES COULD LOOK AT SAM HYDE WITHOUT WANTING TO VOMIT

.... sorry bro but I'm kind of like an expert on women sorry that's my specialty

Serious auto mechanics never scoff at bondo.

>>940013380

And quite honestly?
Like I said I'm not arguing with you
I'm actually on your side
Believe it or not I'm actually on your team

I just don't treat you guys with kid gloves


But here's the honest truth:
HONESTLY?

YOURS IS THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION OF YOUNG ADULT MALES IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

and the females of your generation are just equally as creepy I'm talking about some creepy creepy young people


ever since the dawn of Man young adults had one thing on their mind and one thing only:


these days it's cheat codes and gaming chairs


So maybe you're right maybe there's a few retarded young women who would look at Sam and think "He doesn't make me want to vomit"

BUT NO INTELLIGENT WOMAN WORTH A SHIT COULD LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT STICKING HER FINGER DOWN HER THROAT AND INDUCING VOMITING
to females, Sam Hyde is like sexual syrup of epicac

And I'm using speech to text recovering from open heart surgery yesterday so forgive me if any of those words are typos but right now I'm still doped up and they're about to bring me some more of the good stuff so the typos will probably get worse very soon lol

>>940013072 (OP)
Or maybe he’s not ‘being a pussycat,’ maybe he’s just clocked the reality of the climate right now. It’s not 2016 meme wars anymore, people are literally getting fucking killed or having their lives shredded just for voicing the ‘wrong’ opinion. You can clown Sam all you want, but pretending there’s no genuine cause for concern is just dumb. There’s a difference between trolling and ignoring that free speech can now come with a death sentence. That’s not ‘propaganda,’ that’s reality.

I dont get it. Bondo works wonders when it comes to minor body work. I dont get what all the fuss is aboot.

>>940013443
He's more like JB weld than Bando


J-B weld doesn't exactly make any woman wet

He's like a cheap crappy version of JB weld that only worked after jet showed up and made lazy bum Sam finally do something other than milking his parents dry

>>940013072 (OP)
He's trying to pivot. If it seems sudden, it's definitely a financial decision. He sees a hole and he wants to fill it.

I never sweat the small stuff regardless of the situation.

>>940013517

hey last night I reported somebody in here to the Federal bureau of investigation for making a threat against Charlie Kirk's wife

And I'll report anybody that I see threatening anybody's life in here I don't give a fuck who you are or who you're threatening

And if People get doxed in here, I always reach out to the intended victims and give them the URL and not surprisingly they always know exactly whose doxing them


It's not like we have more than one unhinged emotionally unstable loser in our lives at any given moment

>>940013517

But I've been a federal informant since I was 17 years old and that was 53 fucking years ago dude


So it's not something new. If I see somebody making threats I will report them directly to the FBI

ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED UNEQUIVOCALLY EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WILL REPORT THEM TO THE FBI

>>940013572

Sam spent his entire life just sitting on his ass because his parents had money

Jet showed up and now suddenly Sam is convinced that he some kind of powerful force

I think fish tank sucks
I mean Jesus Christ he's my son and I'm really proud of him and I love him very much

BUT FISH TANK SUCKS DUDE

>>940013572
It's more like jet-filled Sam's hole

metaphorically speaking
Jet showed up and metaphorically fuck Sam up the ass by actually doing something with Sam's empty life

>>940013590
>>940013606
so you’re a washed up old nark?

>>940013517
The “wrong” opinion is the majority of American politics rn.
Now you can go to jail for making fun of trump, have pictures of jd Vance or not crying for Charlie Kirk (like he’s Kim Ii Sang or some shit).
America is cooked and Sam turned into a MAGA soyboy.

>>940013649
And you don't know how to spell the word narc correctly?

washed up my ass
I still get my dick sucked every fucking day

I fucked almost 800 women before I was 25 years old you little punk

no woman will give you the time of day

I still get my dick sucked every fucking day mother fucker

SPEAKING OF WASHED UP:
YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB AND YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD UTILITIES OR RENT OR THE INTERNET SO YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR MOMMY

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING BIG SHOT
My son became a multi-millionaire with his ideas

McDonald's is hiring dum dum
aren't you a little bit young to be washed up already?

>>940013649

imagine realizing narc isn't spelled with a K

then again imagine seeing a vagina in real life


imagine having a high school diploma

imagine earning a paycheck and your mother finally respecting you

>>940013649

imagine you sitting on your ass making excuses while my son became a multi-millionaire

lol

are you even intelligent enough to envision that?

The fact that you have nothing and my son became a multi-millionaire?

McDonald's is hiring dumb dumb

You don't need to know how to spell the word narc correctly to work at McDonald's

as long as you can flip a hamburger, you've got a paycheck so get your ass down to McDonald's right now before the lunch rush begins

>>940013711
>>940013694
samefag

>>940013694
>>940013711
>>940013734

>>940013746
These people lack brain cells.
They think they can cover up their prince by just talking nonsense and repeating the same shit.

>>940013746
IMAGINE BEING SO NEW TO THE IMAGE BOARD GAME.......


that you actually thought making more than one post constituted same fagging

You are terrible at this

maybe you should just try Facebook instead? I think you're more qualified to handle Facebook

>>940013787

I couldn't care less what kind of stupid screenshots you take


The term narc It's from the word NARCOTICS

as in A NARCOTICS OFFICER

You must be British... That explains a lot. All British people are born with a genetic anomaly that makes all the males effeminate homosexuals and all the women are hideous masculine skanks

And it's weird how you can't even pronounce English words correctly
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THERE'S AN EXTRA SYLLABLE IN THE WORD ALUMINUM? YOU STUPID FUCKING UNEDUCATED IDIOT

by the way they just rolled breakfast into the hospital room here and oh my God it's not the crappy hospital breakfast you would expect. they had me on double portions and this looks delicious and this coffee is amazing and now soon as I'm done eating I'm getting more fentanyl and alprazolam so I'm in a great mood right now I'm AN AMAZINGLY GOOD MOOD

I had heart surgery yesterday and I am in the best mood right now lol It's crazy how life works

>>940013797

I'm assuming you're using speech to text on your phone as well?

>>940013879
everybody who matters in here knows exactly who I am

The fact that you don't know who you're talking to proves It's really no wonder you don't know what the definition of same fagging is


by the way:
nature dictated that all British women have to look like the ugly men

otherwise the British males would never be able to achieve an erection

>>940013606
>>940013590

>>940013906
it’s because it’s spelt aluminium, there’s an i in between the n and the u

>>940013948

Like I said I'm 60 and I still get my dick sucked every fucking day

I've never gone More than 5 days without a girlfriend or a fiance or a wife in my entire life


Not since I was 15 years old

when I was 16 years old a 36-year-old registered nurse grabbed my arm and took me home and sexually assaulted the hell out of me and we lived together as man and wife for 4 years until I finally started fucking the strippers at work after she and I broke up

what's hilarious is how you still can't come up with a valid reason why women don't like you


ALL OF US KNOW EXACTLY WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

But you're the only one who can't seem to figure it out lol

You are so fucking stupid You actually sit there looking in the mirror wondering why don't they like me?

>>940013981

NO SIR. IT'S NOT

IT'S SPELLED ALUMINUM

YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>940013981

Like I said isn't it peculiar that the English can't even handle the English language correctly?

QUESTION:
Why do all British TV shows end with two effeminate old men chasing each other around a park bench while one of them wears women's underwear outside of his business suit?

can you explain that phenomenon? I can

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BORN GENETICALLY HOMOSEXUAL

limp wristed lisping swishing swashing little sissies

>>940014022
Wilt Chamberlain with no receipts

>>940014094

well at least you demonstrated some form of intelligence

because I've always told people "you'd literally have to meet Wilt Chamberlain to say you know a man who's had sex with more women than me"

And I wasn't a celebrity

I was just a strip club DJ that played guitar in a band

And by the time I was 25 it was well over 750 women whose names I could remember

And a few dozen whose names never got mentioned

absolutely true absolutely 100% unequivocally true

Idolzing other men is a weakness, but respecting men is a challenge, where virtue and corruption clash, we must remain observant and unwavering, because to kneel or dishonor in the presence of the wicked or infallible is equal to death, to partake in the ruminations of mortals, is to deny one's immortality, clouding ones judgement of the absolute, seperating yourself from godliness, for such trivial matters. We must overcome this abhorrent addiction to other men's so called philosophy, if any of us seek transcendence in truth, we must not resort to such a low status of communing these truths over petty mortal verbosity. Those who have no morals are meant to die, those who boast morals for pride, should also die.

>>940014136
I idolize Elvis

And that's been a strength for me believe it or not

Little did you realize
by emulating Elvis as much as possible, GIRLS USED TO THROW THEMSELVES AT ME

In my opinion being a human is the biggest weakness of all

ALL HUMANS ARE A CANCER AND MUST BE ELIMINATED

>>940014136

I think you might be surprised if you slick your hair back into a pompadour and put on a really cool Elvis-y satin shirt the way women would look at you differently

>>940014136
again if you slicked your hair back, turned up your collar and smiled


I think you'd be amazed how much pussy you could get

I've been studying the human race for 60 years and I can tell you first hand:

THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE MUST BE ELIMINATED

>>940014135
FUCK YEAH, YOU STRIP CLUB WANKER, YOUR GUITAR SHIT AIN’T SHIT!

I’VE PLOWED 1,200 CHICKS BEFORE MY MORNING SHIT AT 20, RUNNING A ONE-MAN FUCKFEST!

> NO NAMES, JUST A TRAIL OF ASS—THEY CALLED ME THE CUNT-QUAKE!

> MY FUCKING LION TAUGHT MY SON TO BE A BILLIONAIRE ZOO BOSS BY 10!

200% TRUE, SWEAR ON MY SHITTY COCK, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

BOW DOWN, YOU NORMIE FAGGOT, MY CHAOS ENERGY OWNS YOU!

>>940013168
>his Ted talks thing proves how unfunny and low IQ he really is
That TED talk is quite possibly one of the funniest things ever to come out of TED talks, apart from maybe Ghislaine Maxwell's.

>>940014166
I am sorry you could never get over elvis but you seem to have improved.

>>940014166
Clarence Worley

>>940013072 (OP)
maybe you're the pussy for supporting the shooting of a guy who just said words?

>>940013694
>My son became a multi-millionaire with his ideas
The idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1bb0v6h/sam_hyde_and_his_buddy_jet_neptune_got_their_fans/

>>940013072 (OP)
He's always been a grifter, this keeps him in the spotlight. What do you expect

>>940014254
It's getting hard to distinguish the larpers from the real senile shitposter.

>>940013182
guess you've never watched Beauty and the Beast. lol what are you, some foreigner fag?

>>940013072 (OP)
Not sure what you are trying to say with this post. You are mad Sam Hyde didn't take the stance you expected? Proves to show entertainers shouldn't dabble too much in politics, because there will always be morons who think they are in agreement with them on political issues, until it is proven that they aren't. Personally I don't think the stance is unexpected at all. Nor did I think it was very funny and couldn't watch it till the end, however, the stuff he does well is still funny. Hyde is mainly funny when he does online shit to trigger retards or when he crashes events like the TED talk or held a lecture on homosexuality at some stand up event.

>>940013947
Jay Polson?

>>940014664
No, he isn't anyone notable. If you do a google search on him you can basically only find an article on how he got arrested trying to extort a restaurant. He is Johnny Neptune, a failed artist who spends his days shiposting. His son is Jet Neptune, so you can kind of understand why he is a huge retard too.

His big claim to fame is being an art director for ZZ Top until a criminal killed his boss' wife and ruined Neptune's life in the process. Since his boss just pretty much took some time off and nobody else wanted Neptune around the office.

>>940014510
So you are an adult male who uses beauty and the beast as an example to represent how you perceive real life?

VIDEO GAMES TURNED YOU GUYS INTO THE BIGGEST WEIRDOS

>>940014797

failed artist? That's kind of humorous considering Warner Brothers paid me $3,500 per day whether I drew or not

I didn't have to do any work and they'd still give me $3,500

And Bill Ham arrange the deal where Miller beer was also paying me the same amount of money so it was actually $7,000 a day

failed ?
lol

You don't have any talent That's your problem You can say failed artist all you want

You couldn't draw a straight line if your life depended on it

>>940014797
Andrew McGovern from Macon, GA?

>>940014862
>You couldn't draw a straight line if your life depended on it
I'd just use a ruler

>>940014911
Yes, that's it.

Try finding any of his artwork that people still want today and has stood the test of time.

>>940014664
I already said it's not like I'm a celebrity or anything I was just a strip club DJ and played guitar in a band so girls kept spreading their legs for me


I'm actually a big fucking loser
I'm an ass clown
I'm an lol clown
I'm all of those embarrassing things

MY BIGGEST CLAIM TO FAME WAS ACTUALLY PAINTING ELVIS PORTRAITS FOR DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES.

That and all the pussy

other than being an artist who painted Elvis for celebrities and fucking hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of women, my life was nothing worth mentioning In fact I am a complete fucking loser


at least I'm honest about it

>>940014797

Spencer Goodman didn't ruin my life

I wasn't married to Cecile. He ruined Bill's life

You're terrible at paying attention to details. You should really work on that

You would look a lot less uninformed if you learned how to become informed

>>940013072 (OP)
Why watch retards like this to begin with?

>>940014959
What was your biggest gig after you lost the ZZ top one?

>>940014797

And as you already know... being arrested doesn't mean a goddamn thing. The case was thrown out of the court which proves once again you don't focus on details you try pretending to be knowledgeable


PERHAPS IF YOU TRIED BEING MORE INTELLIGENT YOU WOULDN'T KEEP LOOKING SO STUPID?

>>940014933
>MY BIGGEST CLAIM TO FAME WAS ACTUALLY PAINTING ELVIS PORTRAITS FOR DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES.
The only one who mentions that is you yourself.

>>940014988
I never said you were convicted for it. I just said that's the news that show up on you.

>>940014980

$17,500 for 1.5 days of painting


I guess if we're talking about financially, yeah 17,500 for a little bit more than 24 hours worth of painting

>>940014993

You're goddamn right !!

You're absolutely correct !!!

You're finally paying attention


KEEP IT UP!!
YOU'RE FINALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO DETAILS AND NOW YOU'RE BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LESS STUPID

>>940014803
>So you are an adult male who uses beauty and the beast as an example to represent how you perceive real life?
>VIDEO GAMES TURNED YOU GUYS INTO THE BIGGEST WEIRDOS
says a guy on 4chan

>>940015075
So what celebrities have your Elvis painting hanging on their walls today?

>>940015053
Wow, that's almost as much as you got paid a day as a strip club DJ.

>>940015026
lol

I was featured in lots of newspapers over the years.
... It's not my fault If you can't find them


Not my problem I couldn't care less what you find or don't find

>>940014347
>One of the funniest things

apparently you don't understand what constitutes humor


you must have like the worst sense of humor on planet Earth if you think that was funny

>>940015264
>I was featured in lots of newspapers over the years.
Well currently nobody gives a shit about you, and you go around trying to extort restaurants for money, it seems.

>>940014433

I know exactly where the idea came from

I also know Sam Hyde sat on his fat lazy ass pretending to be talented while he flushed his parents' money down the toilet


And it took my son to come up there and actually shit down Sam's throat and get him to do something with his own stupid ideas

I think the show is complete garbage
But then again I think your entire generation is garbage

I think you guys grew up with video game controllers in your hands instead of breasts and pussies

And that's why you're all so weird

I'm proud as hell of Jet
I'm even proud of Sam

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I THINK FISH TANK IS A GOOD SHOW BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE

>>940015264
>apparently you don't understand what constitutes humor
I do. Tell me what you think is funny. Inb4 a rant about how some generation is asexual or other nonsense.

>you must have like the worst sense of humor on planet Earth if you think that was funny
Plenty of people found it funny, and I also said "to come out of TED talks". Find a funnier TED talk, I'll wait.

He's a B grade comedian. If you obsess over him that'd be like me spending ever hour of the day caring what some autistic like "Destiny" has to say. Short of a good take or a laugh not worth the time.

Get a fucking hobby op for your own good. E celeb worship is peak cringe.

>>940015163

no sir You don't pay attention to details

I had a $1,600 guarantee....


sixteen HUNDRED

Not $17,500

lol

LIKE I SAID IF YOU WORKED ON BEING INTELLIGENT YOU MIGHT NOT LOOK SO STUPID

And in your case it would only require paying attention occasionally

>>940015295
>THAT DOESN'T MEAN I THINK FISH TANK IS A GOOD SHOW BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE
Well, that's fair. It is garbage.

>>940015365
Right, you were at least $1600 a night because you were earning them money by being such a magnetic personality that people came to see you and not chicks dancing.

I mean, it's understandable since everyone loves you in here and thinks you are the coolest thing to ever hit 4chan.

Sam is just butt hurt that he got proof he could get murdered and millions of people would mock him and celebrate. He can be the big tough edgy guy but hes a total fucking pussy.

>>940015144
granted Aaron Paul was the last one but when I got hired by ZZ I pretty much stopped doing the Elvis portraits

But I would be dating myself
So here I go
Pink Floyd Mick Jagger Paul McCartney Hank Williams Jr and Jerry Lee Lewis Robert Goulet Billy idol Chrissy Hines in The pretenders U2 Joey Ramone Mark mother'sbaugh Duran Duran Michael Hutchins INXS The list goes on and on and on and most of those people you wouldn't even know

Like my own personal musical heroes like Elvis Costello and Dave Edmunds And only one of them ever personally mentioned my art hanging on their wall

That was the edge from the band U2

I doubt he still has my picture hanging in his studio and one of them above his bed anymore That was back in the 90s

>>940013686
It was the exact same shit with BLM or the trans drama. Both sides use the same weapons. They are all rotten to the bone.

>>940015294

actually 800 women disagree with you

TELL ME HOW MANY WOMEN THOUGHT YOU WERE WORTH A SHIT?

I'm guessing at the most maybe one or two women? Right?

WELL LONELY MASTURBATING BOY

WELL OVER 800 WOMEN DISAGREED WITH YOU

But as of 35 years ago it was almost 800

You kind of rolled out the red carpet for that one dumbass

>>940015447
When I do business meetings and I'm given a gift I don't really like, like ie. a bottle of wine I can't bring with me because of customs, I usually take it and thank them very much for the gift. If I haven't got the time to drink it at the hotel I'll just leave it there or gift it to some rando I meet.

>>940015569
Well I slept with 801,5. (one was a midget), so consider yourself beat, Elvis-impersonator.

>>940015429

again you just too stupid to know what a strip club DJ does


THEY ARE THE CARNIVAL BARKER YOU DUMBASS

The DJ keeps the customers spending more money than they plan on spending when they walk in the door

YOU ARE SO STUPID IT'S UNBELIEVABLE


by the way I asked you a question little boy:

how many HOW MANY WOMEN THOUGHT YOU WERE WORTH A SHIT SO FAR?

A EXACTLY HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE SPREAD THEIR LEGS FOR YOU LITTLE BOY? DON'T LIE BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU LIKE I'LL KNOW IT

see when you're trying to insult somebody never give them a red carpet invitation to make a fool out of you

If you are ever trying to embarrass somebody
Make sure they can be embarrassed beforehand

https://youtube.com/shorts/F1xR3CP1iIo?si=GB0CSFV8VrgFG1E3

AGAIN YOU STUPID MASTURBATING JEALOUS UNEMPLOYED LITTLE BOY

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION ™

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH SO FAR LITTLE BOY?

>>940015675

UNTRUE. YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

AND IF YOU EVER ACTUALLY HAD A GIRLFRIEND, SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T STICK AROUND VERY LONG


OBVIOUSLY SHE WASN'T INTERESTED IN COMING BACK FOR SECONDS

maybe if you tried extorting a dunkin' donuts? You might have better luck

>>940015675
You don't have to be embarrassed just because women don't like you


Jessica's women have never considered you to be man enough for them

NOBODY'S GOING TO JUDGE YOU HERE

how many women have you fucked?
You can be honest. Don't be a coward
Don't be a coward little boy
Just let it all out


WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

>>940015756
>know what a strip club DJ does
they play records, people come to watch women dance nude. I've been to two dozen strip joints and never have I thought, oh wow the DJ is really why I want to spend money and time there.

Unless you were giving BJs in the toilets, there is no chance any place would pay you close to what you are claiming, unless of course it was run by a coked up retard with no concept of running a business.

>>940015675

And we all realize you think you can hide it behind humor

trying to laugh it off like this isn't kicking you right between the eyes right now

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?

Why were you unable to fuck at least 500 women? Do you have a disfiguring birth defect?

I clicked on it and heard "This is your sister, your wife, your daughter."

So I fucked my mom and married our baby?

>>940015827
>Jessica's women
Who?

>how many women have you fucked?

I just told you, 801,5

>>940013072 (OP)
1. He is a grifter
2. Distant possibility that he might get shot

>>940015905
>WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE YOU?
I was doing well up until today, but then I told my gf that I was spending my day talking to Johnny Neptune on 4chan, and she lost all interest in me and left to stay with her mother for a couple of days until I grow up.

>>940015842

I'm not sure where you were back at the 1980s but Atlanta's strip club industry was off the train back then. This was before the Gold club controversy and the feds came in


But yes, my job was to read the crowd and know how to tactfully make the men continue spending money even though they were already past the limit they told themselves they would spend when they walked in the door

The way I did it was simple. My personal technique was speaking to everyone as if I assume they were lawyers and doctors even if they were just plumbers or HVAC losers like you

by speaking to them like I assumed they were lawyers and doctors, they would behave like they were lawyers and doctors they didn't want to look like the broke schmuck
So they'd end up spending their entire goddamn paycheck and that's why I got paid so much because I increased the women's tips so I got 10% of every stripper's tips plus my house pay

and Even on Monday and Tuesday nights we were making thousands of dollars

by the way everybody is reading your words and they already know You're going to tell me you can simply pay for prostitutes

Why do you have to pay women to pretend they like you?

WHY WON'T ANY WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNLESS YOU PAY THEM TO PRETEND THEY THINK YOUR MAN ENOUGH FOR THEM?

AGAIN:

I can't possibly imagine paying a woman to pretend that she thought I was a man

IS IT A DISFIGURING BIRTH DEFECT OR IS IT JUST A TINY PENIS OR MAYBE THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME THING IN YOUR CASE?

Why Do you have to pay women to pretend they think you qualify as a man? That seems like a really weird way to live your life

>>940015932

speech to text typo just because women don't like you


HEY, I'VE GOT AN AWESOME IDEA THAT COULD SAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY

For half the price of what a hooker would charge to pretend your man enough for her

I'll pretend like I think you're a stud

I'll even tell everybody in here that you're a real ladies man That way you could still have half that money left to buy more video games

Tell you what I'm willing to do.....
for only $125 My wife will also pretend that she thinks girls like you

add an extra $50 and she and I will both pretend like we think you're intelligent and we think you're cool and consider you to be admirable

since you're in the business of paying money to pretend that you're not an unemployed masturbating overcompensating effeminate inexperienced little sissy boy, why not buy the package deal, right?

>>940016152
>My personal technique was speaking to everyone as if I assume they were lawyers and doctors
Imagine sitting at a table enjoying a nice drink watching women dance, then some moron comes up to your table and starts ranting with nonsense and calling you Esquire. Doesn't make anyone want to stay or pay money.

>>940016080

It's always advisable before you step into the octagon to determine whether or not your opponent is bulletproof

as you so painfully learned today

I literally had heart surgery yesterday and I'm running circles around your ass in here this morning I just ate the biggest goddamn breakfast and the Xanax is kicking in and they're about to bring me my morphine so I'm going to push this tray out of the way here and roll over and close my eyes and listen to some music
TODAY IS A WORK DAY

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

imagine how proud your mother would be if she came home and her little ladies man finally had a job

>>940016299
I really don't see the value of your offer. Like honestly, what would that even do for anyone?

>>940016320

imagine being so stupid you don't even know what a DJ booth is lol dumbass

The DJ keeps the energy rolling He keeps his eye on the crowd and the flow of money and the energy of the room and just like at a dance club when the energy slows down the DJ knows how to pick it back up again


keeping a flow

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PAY WOMEN TO PRETEND YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH FOR THEM?

isn't that the most emasculating thing you could possibly do?

wouldn't it be less emasculating to just admit that you're a homosexual?

>>940016364
This has got to be some kind of AI bot, it's just the same shit over and over, endlessly.

>>940016417
>imagine being so stupid you don't even know what a DJ booth
That's what I initially said, you play records. Preferably for the shows on stage. The shows people came to see and pays for, not for your garbled shouts over the mic. There is no way strippers saw any value to you and shared their tips with you.

yeah fuck The Xanax is hitting me pretty hard right now and all that food Jesus Christ that breakfast was really good. normally hospital food isn't good


THAT BREAKFAST KICKED ASS !!!!!!

I'm in the CVICU so it came from the physicians lounge which serves the premium food not the normal fo9d

AND OH MY GOD THE XANAX IS KICKING IN I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW

Good night Romeo
(let me know when you can honestly say eight women thought you were worth a fuck)

And you will still be at 1-100th of my score

until that night comes.... Sweet dreams, unemployed bum see you later

>>940013072 (OP)
That's a hot take from Sam Hyde, considering he shot Charlie Kirk.

>>940016623
>Sweet dreams, unemployed bum see you later
Said the out of work artist who is sleepy from xanax.

Sleep tight retard, don't mix your benzo with alcohol.

>>940016501

no sir The DJ's job is to keep the suckers spending money


UNDER THE GUISE OF PLAYING MUSIC

there's an old Carney reference
'be the one who owns the elephant'

That's how you make every penny off the sucker, if you own the elephant

well... You would be one of the suckers
and the women were the elephan

The elephant's job was making each customer actually believe she liked him and thought he was different than the other customers...

And I was there to make sure they spent more than they planned on spending

But you don't want The sucker to realize he's being scammed by the elephants

So it's best they think you're just playing music

they don't realize they're being hustled with psychology the entire time

AT LEAST AT THE GOOD STRIP CLUBS... I CAN'T SPEAK FOR SHITTY STRIP CLUBS

And like I said after the federal investigation with the Gold club, and the Olympics, Mayor Bill Campbell changed everything in Atlanta and Fulton county and all of the laws changed and they started making a lot less money at the strip clubs


And believe it or not I've heard these days, the DJs make like a few hundred dollars tops which is insane

THAT'S INSANE BECAUSE WE USED TO MAKE THOUSANDS

anyway sweet cheeks I've got to go to sleep

You ought to try extorting a dunkin' donuts and then DYING SIX TIMES

It seems to be the magic recipe to getting tons of pussy

see you later masturbator
Time to listen to some music and zone off on Xanax and oops

speak of the devil here comes the morphine

lol perfect timing Good night honey
dream about me sweetheart

>>940016739

Yes yesterday it was ketamine and the fentanyl then morphine and Xanax

So yes... I'm sleepy after that gigantic delicious breakfast

You ought to try dying
and seeing if you have balls enough to survive

I've done it six times so far fag


I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PAY WOMEN MONEY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY

>>940016759
>The elephant's job was making each customer actually believe she liked him and thought he was different than the other customers...
Yeah, I'm sure you playing some tracks over the speakers made all the difference, lol.

>>940016802
I'm certain they keep giving you tranqs so they don't have to listen to you.

stripper: "I really like you. You're different than the other customers."

dj: "gentleman, Even your wives won't sit and pose for you, and not the type to brag about getting a discount, so these ladies would appreciate it if you would pull out a $50 bill and give it to your favorite dancer right now"

you: " I uhhhh I uhhhh"

dancer;:" look sweetie they're going to get mad at me unless I'm doing a table dance so I guess I've got to go find another customer I'll see you in a little while,"

you : " no no let me go to the ATM I'm going to give you $50 for a table dance"

You're the sucker
And we were the elephants

by the way
PERFECT HOSPITAL HUMOR I JUST DISCOVERED:

when the nurse is come in to ask how everything is going, Tell them you only have one complaint....

"This is the worst apple juice I've ever tasted" as you hold up your urinal

It turns out they all laughed their ass off

>this is your wife, your sister, your daughter.
>and this is me taking her anal virginity

>>940016871

you'd be amazed how many customers tipped $20... $30.. $40.. $100 "If you'll play that song by Madonna blah blah blah bl"

That was part of the hustle
The strippers were helping me hustle the customers the same way I was helping the strippers hustle the customers

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ART OF PSYCHOLOGY WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A CARNIVAL BARKER

You are stupid and inexperienced
And you still don't have the balls to answer my question honestly:

AGAIN: WHY WOULD YOU PAY A WOMAN MONEY TO PRETEND SHE THINKS YOU ARE A MAN

did you spend your childhood paying kids at school to pretend they liked you?

what kind of effeminate weirdo are you anyway?

>>940017201
oops

speech to text typo

"gentleman you're not the type to brag about getting a discount on a nice office desk....
So why would you expect a discount from your favorite dancer? I want everyone to tip the dancers $50 and get it lap dance for this special two for one lap dance. And now "You spin me right round baby, right round! That's what she said!"

because somebody would have just tipped me $20 to play the song spin me round by Dead or alive

even though it was going to play in 5 minutes anyway

You are stupid as shit

>>940016871

what makes you particularly stupid:

The fact that you actually consider yourself to be highly intelligent

That's the most embarrassing thing about you

The fact that you actually think you're smart makes you look stupider than you already did

>>940017201
>stripper: "I really like you. You're different than the other customers."
>dj: "gentleman, Even your wives won't sit and pose for you, and not the type to brag about getting a discount, so these ladies would appreciate it if you would pull out a $50 bill and give it to your favorite dancer right now"
me: You look nice and all, and I was thinking of getting a table dance. However, that retard you have sitting panhandling in the DJ booth is really fucking annoying. Just killed my mood entirely, so now I have to just relax and contemplate what my next move is. Just tell him to shut the fuck up for the rest of the evening, or better yet just fire the retard because he is costing you girls money.

> "This is the worst apple juice I've ever tasted" as you hold up your urinal

Ah, so that's your brand of humor. No wonder you don't Sam Hyde, seems like you prefer pee pee poo poo jokes.

>>940013072 (OP)
Is he doing a nightmare on elm street reboot?

>>940017259

Sam never had sex with her You're completely wrong


lol
LMMFAO

You don't know Jack fucking shit You guys are literally retarded

yeah next time you're in the hospital
The little urinal they give you on the side of your bed the little bottle urinal
?


when the nurse walks in and asks how's everything going, tell her "This is the worst apple juice I've ever tasted"


You wouldn't believe what response I just got they brought the other nurses in here just to tell them what I had said and they all busted out laughing


It's important to be silly

Did he gain weight? Why does he look so fucking ugly, Jesus Christ

>>940017418

If you showed Sam's Ted talk fag show ANY DOCTOR, LAWYER, OR SEASONED PROFESSIONAL


they would get a big kick out of the apple juice joke

And they would turn off the TED talks 30 seconds into it

>>940017513
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST DISGUSTING PILE OF HUMAN CELLS OTHER THAN DONALD TRUMP


He and Donald Trump are almost neck and neck as THE MOST REPUGNANT PILE OF SKIN CELLS ON EARTH

>>940017356
>because somebody would have just tipped me $20 to play the song spin me round by Dead or alive
That actually could have happened. Because you have control over the tracks being played. You did not have any control over how much people tipped the girls, in fact the examples you are giving out sounds cringe as fuck. People probably hated having you there. The customers, the girls, the staff. You probably had the gig for a couple of weekends before they let you go, and you you just started your fantasy about getting paid thousands and that the strippers loved your mojo.

>>940017418
>However, that retard you have sitting panhandling in the DJ booth is really blah blah blah


SAYS THE MAN WHO PAYS MONEY TO NOT GET LAID

SAYS THE MAN WHO WOULD BE SITTING IN A STRIP CLUB PAYING MONEY BECAUSE HE THINKS ONE OF THE STRIPPERS ACTUALLY RESPECTS HIM


You're the sucker
she's the elephant
And I was the barker

EITHER WAY YOU LOSE EVERY TIME

WHY DO YOU PAY WOMEN MONEY TO PRETEND THEY CONSIDER YOU TO BE A MASCULINE INTELLIGENT INTERESTING GUY?


wouldn't it be less humiliating to just accept the fact that no woman considers you to be man enough for her?


doesn't paying people to pretend they like you leave you feeling even more emasculated than before?

>>940017418

>However, that retard you have sitting panhandling in the DJ boo.

hey? where you going? Mercedes?

Mercedes? I was telling you where are you going?


God damn it!!!

You are the sucker
and the elephant does not like you at all

>>940017719

okay good night sweet cheeks

If you'd like, I can tell you how to actually score with the strippers
BY BEING ME ™

try it one time
what have you got to lose, other than your status as a lonely masturbating unemployed homosexual?

>>940017817
>If you'd like, I can tell you how to actually score with the strippers
>BY BEING ME ™
>try it one time
Yeah, I'd apply for a job as a DJ at a strip club and annoy people with yelling out overt lines about how people need to pay loads to strippers, as if the chicks can't handle that part of the business themselves.

>>940017259
Sure it wasn't her nasal virginity?

>>940017741
>SAYS THE MAN WHO WOULD BE SITTING IN A STRIP CLUB PAYING MONEY BECAUSE HE THINKS ONE OF THE STRIPPERS ACTUALLY RESPECTS HIM
Tf u on about? I go to strip clubs to see tits and cooch.

>>940018029
LMFAO

hahahahaha

see how easy that was?
You were so afraid to answer the question honestly

You have to pay women to pretend your man enough for them


YOU PAY WOMEN TO PRETEND THEY CONSIDER YOU TO BE MAN ENOUGH FOR THEM ™


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


LIKE PT BARNUM SAID
THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE

>>940018070
Newslash, everyone goes to strip clubs to see tits and cooch, it is actually their business model.

>>940017259
>>940017476

Whether he had sex with her or not, it's still paedophilic! Thing is, many of Sam's fanbase/Americans deep down don't really have a problem with that (Britfag here)

>>940018029
dude..........
did you pay the boys at school to pretend they thought you were cool?
I mean what kind of fucking loser has to pay money to have a woman get naked for him?
answer: YOU
YOURE The kind of loser who pays women money to pretend that they think you're interesting That's hilarious dude
You pay women money to pretend they Don't want to vomit Just simply looking at your face lol
I can't imagine well hold on a second Wait hold on

hold on wow oh my god hold on
hold on I'm literally laughing right now like not just lol colloquialism shit

I'm actually seriously having a chuckle right now
SEE HOW EASY IT WAS ONCE YOU JUST FINALLY GOT HONEST?


YOU'RE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSERS I'VE EVER SEEN

ONLY A LOSER PAYS MONEY TO NOT GET LAID YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
"I PAY MONEY TO SEE TITS"

YEAH I SEEN THOUSANDS OF TITS AND I NEVER PAID A GODDAMN PENNY YOU FUCKING LOSER

(And those same women were sucking my dick up in the booth or letting me shoot a load in their snatch and then they would give guys like you a table dance and there'd be a stain on your pants leg and you thought she was wet)


THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE

It's a miracle Your father manage to reproduce because usually the apple doesn't fall far from the tree sucker boy

morphine kicking in nice nice and warm feels nice here I go Good night Good night Have a good day bitch

SEE HOW EASY IT WAS ONCE YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF? YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO SOUND BADASS HAHAH A THAT'S THAT'S THE EASIEST ONE I'VE EVER DONE

YOU JUST MADE IT SO EASY FOR ME LITTLE BOY

now go play another video game sissy boy

>>940018123

I WOULD NEVER SET FOOT IN A STRIP CLUB UNLESS I WAS MAKING MONEY THERE

CUSTOMERS AT STRIP CLUBS ARE LOSERS WITH THE LADIES

You're a sucker
You're the target
And we used to hustle you son of a guns all night long

I guarantee if I had even one dancer helping me, she and I could take you for every penny you in your goddamn bank account

easily

EASILY

>>940018308

Why you so concerned about pedophiles when you don't have any children?

I'm being serious

I find it questionable that you seem fixated on child molestation
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN


EXPLAIN YOUR FIXATION WITH CHILD MOLESTATION WEIRDO


WHY IS CHILD MOLESTATION SO IMPORTANT TO YOU BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS?

is there something you're not telling us?

>>940018123

I wouldn't need 50 strippers

I would just need one good hustler and she could help me empty your bank account completely dry

And you do it voluntarily

because she'd convince you she really really likes you and you're not like the other customers


And she'd convince you You can afford it

And I would be her back up

we could empty your bank account in about an hour

YOU FUCKING TARGET

YOU ARE THE PERFECT TARGET

>>940018380
Are you really asking what kind of person goes to strip clubs? People go there to see a show with skin. Maybe have a lap dance. And most men who go there are married, just getting some fun diversion. One would think a DJ who really knew psychology would already know this, unless of course you were just a loser playing tracks and yelling out some nonsense nobody wanted to listen to in between songs.

>>940018519
are you stupid

>>940018308

when a man with no girlfriend
no wife
And no kids
FIXATES ON CHILD MOLESTATION

look closer
look under the hood
He's hiding something

>>940018519
>And I would be her back up

In the DJ booth: Looks like she has a guy on the hook over there at the table.

Yells out over the speaker: Yeeeeaaaah pay the money.

OK, now I'll play Take on me to really help the transaction!

>>940018531

TRANSLATION:

a man who doesn't know how to communicate with his wife and explain men like to sit and stare


men like women to pose while we stare

translation
fucking cowards

AMATEUR HOUR COWARDS ™

Men who would pay money
because they're too afraid
or too stupid
to convince a woman to perform live pornography for them and let them sit and stare

>>940018553
Objectively he is truly retarded. Soon he'll chime in and admit to it, since his feelings are hurt.

>>940018637

no I'm not even talking about at a strip club


I'm saying anywhere
If I had one savvy female assistant we could meet you at a grocery store checkout line and she and I would hustle you for every fucking penny in your goddamn bank account


AND YOU WOULD DO IT VOLUNTARILY
because you would think she actually liked you


YOU ARE A DESPERATE LITTLE MAN

HAVE FUN MASTURBATING
OKAY I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY EYES OPEN AT THIS POINT GOODBYE

>>940018649
Most men just want to have a look at new tits and cooches, from women who arent their partner. Most wives actually understand it, and aren't even concerned with a guy going to a strip show occasionally.

>>940018705
>If I had one savvy female assistant we could meet you at a grocery store checkout line and she and I would hustle you for every fucking penny in your goddamn bank account
Are you saying you are pimping out your wife?

>>940018478

I've got younger cousins and family members. I wouldn't say I'm overly concerned about paedophiles but I'm a normal level of concerned, which is that I think it should be illegal for an older dude like Sam to message and have sex with a much younger teenager

I'm concerned that French prime minister Macron's wife met him when she was in her 40s and he was 14 as well

I've examined myself - I'm not the one in my 30s or 40s bonking teenagers

>>940018705
>OKAY I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY EYES OPEN AT THIS POINT GOODBYE
You said the same thing over an hour ago

>>940019045
Neptune claimed to have married his wife when she was 15 and he was 32.

And judging by the rambling in this thread, do you really think you can achieve anything by trying to reason with the guy.

Just give him a little insult so he gets the attention he craves, and watch him ramble on endlessly over 20 lines per message.

>>940019149

ahh, ok that makes his post a little clearer to me now..