Thread 940017616

>>940017616 (OP)
*tips fedora*

skill issue

>>940017616 (OP)
Man creates those things in a lab retard.
Can't say the same about satan because ur faggot ass worships that pansy.

>>940017616 (OP)
>I have made this thing called sleep paralysis where humans are half awake but they cant move, scary stuff right? well not scary enough. I decided to make them hallucinate shadowy rape demons sitting on their chest staring at them while they choke to death

>>940017616 (OP)
>>940017620
If you were a father would you govern everything your children do? You can say you would, but up until they hit a certain age you have no power over them anymore. They either learn from your parenting and live a better life or they revolt.

>>940017616 (OP)
Your perception on God is a skewed one OP.

Nigga we're still fighting over atheist vs. Christian? Put race above religion, man. I don’t give a shit if you’re atheist—quit being a smug Redditards. I got atheist friends who are hardcore far-right and ready to fucking annihilate every kike and nigger they come across

>>940018129
Atheists simply can't understand the subtext and metaphors the Bible uses

>>940017621
A Christian father would be all up in their shit fiddlin their kiddie bits
>but not god
hmm, not very quiverfull of him

>>940018260
Christians aren't exempt from sin and temptation

>>940018226
you're reading translations and most of you have 8th grade reading levels don't try to lecture the rest of us you drooling subhuman

>>940018307
even god huh

>>940018129
how do you plan to do that?

>BAD THING....HAPPENS?
>GOD MUST NOT EXIST HURRR
Behold the height of an atheist IQ

>>940018635
> mfw big ass canyon in arizona disproves the existence of god
Care to divulge on that subject?

>>940018715
>height
>IQ

>>940018129
Actually, it's pretty accurate. He forgot to mention bone cancer in children.

>>940018226
If it was truly god's words everyone would perceive the same meaning, wouldn't they? If not, it's a work of fiction written by man.

>>940018226
Neither can believers lol

>>940018309
The national average is 6th grade reading level, not 8th, crazy right?

>>940018816
Guessing he's saying the canyon is older than the bible says the earth is

>>940021483
i have brown skin will you listen to me talk

>>940021529
I don't care what color you are

>>940021599
what?

>>940017616 (OP)
>bad things happen
>checkmate christcucks

>>940021632
Simple as, assuming the tri-omni god

>>940018309
>As of 2024, the literacy rate in the United States stands at approximately 79%, meaning that 21% of adults are considered illiterate. Among the adult population, a staggering 54% have literacy skills below a 6th-grade level, with 20% functioning below a 5th-grade level.
Explains a lot. Jesus, what a dumbass country.

>>940017616 (OP)
>a ... bacteria
homeschooled

>>940021888
Republican's war on education has been a great success

>>940022700
trump
dubs noted

You sound euphoric, and that's okay. We all have our ways of coping with reality. Just try not to get addicted to it and take a step outside every now and then.

>>940022995
talking to anyone in particular newfag?

>>940022918
you are a goddamn monster. you have no right to decide what happens to my kids.

>>940017619
Cant believe in Satan if youre not religious mongoloid.
1. You believe in a medieval scam meant to opress the poor, which is pathetic in and of itself. You think some dude took 6 days to make this planet and made the rest of the universe in a blink of an eye? LOL
2. Jesus, by todays standards, was a lefty hippie and gave away his belongings. Youre praying to a guy who is the absolute opposite of your hateful retarded nature

Its sad that you morons still dont understand this.
You're literally still children to not get it. Kids also cry, moan and force their will onto others because they only care about themselves.

Grow up, be happy were counting the years by your stupid religion. You got that one, now shut up.